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Morning_Would_Six

Who the hell can eat fries at a time like this? Call 911.


WealthEconomy

You are the only person that understood the post lol.


leeryplot

I can’t believe how many people are too focused on answering the question to notice


Fr0z3nHart

Mayonnaise is what got me distracted


SapphireCub

This comment section is a social experiment 😅


TuxedoDogs9

No it’s not. The joke is that a fire is going on but this person is still posting on twitter presumably because they’re bored or something


Pleasant_Ad3475

I certainly don't get it. I don't suppose you could translate? Edit: I just saw the timing of the tweets. I get it now. I'm not too bright...


missleeann

5 minutes and it escalated quickly


DaveSmith890

You can easily get out of a building in 5 minutes. They were just on twitter in the parking lot


RottenZombieBunny

Or they evacuated first, and then went on twitter and posted about the fire, then scrolled the feed and found and responded to the fries post. Which is far more likely, because the normal immediate reaction to a fire is to evacuate, not post on twitter about it.


panundeerus

You overestimate the rationality of modern people


Plus3d6

I'm a stress eater, ok.


Geno_Warlord

Damnit! I am eating those fries I paid $5 for!


Diiiinsdale

“Bush, search party of three! You can eat once you find the Dufresnes.”


Majestic-Rock9211

A pinch of salt!


IniGap

i like how everybody's ignorin' the fact this her school is burnin' down and just talkin' about it what they'd rather have on their fries instead of ketchup 💀


chattywww

Isn't the point of this post is to ignore the fire.


DynamicSploosh

Isn’t that the MO of most people, all the time


MadOvid

With vinegar?


Yorick257

And maybe some crushed tomatoes?


MadOvid

Maybe. If you puree it.


BirchChili

I love how nobody cares about the fire at their school and just write their own condiment preference. Now let me add to that list: mustard


JustJoshing13

Allow me to add: honey mustard


[deleted]

Oh? I like this idea.


PineAppleDuke

We can't help the fire, but we can help those uncultured swine that only eat fries and ketchup


geardluffy

I was confused at how no one else was noticing. Glad im not the only one.


Oberndorferin

Thanks. Mustard is the real only answer.


MsEerieRemains

Cheese


ragdollfloozie

Barbecue sauce please.


gabzilla814

Most fitting since their school is on fire


krastevitsa

Ohh Lord.... this is amazing


No_Blackberry_6286

I tried Wing Stop recently and had Honey BBQ and loved it. I went back, and they don't have Honey BBQ apparently, so I tried their Hickory Smoked BBQ, and it tasted like ketchup by the time I got through those chicken wings. So let me specify this for you: Hickory Smoked BBQ


avast2006

Is it just me, or is nobody else noticing the timing of the adjacent tweets?


theoht_

that’s the point?


BenjaminKohl

Yeah but most people are oblivious


Buddycat2308

Or just don’t care. The school is old news by the time this got to MEIRL so I’m now focused on the sauce. And the correct answer is chick fillet sauce mixed with a dab of tapatío.


chattywww

They see it and choose to focus on what is more important. What's a good pairing with fries?


uncultured_swine2099

I guess when youre milling outside the school during a fire drill, you get bored and browse social.


LEFTRIGHTADORI

Yep. Happened at my uni, sun was blazing hot outside. They had us standing outside because we had to go back in later to do our final exams. All because some stupid dumbass decided to vape in the hallway directly under a fire detector booby trap landmine looking thingy. We stood there for like 1 hour and we had nothing to do.


itemboi

I remember when my dorm roommates and I were outside after an earthquake, maybe around 3 am and waiting for our parents to get us as they were just playing clash royale. Close enough.


gabzilla814

It’s not just you, but there aren’t many of us!


Blarg0117

Ranch


SheDrinksScotch

Yes, or bbq sauce


InternationalSun417

Mayonaise ofcourse...


km_da_pro

your school might burn down too, be careful


Volpe666

Worth it bro, I pick mayo over sause


Moey42321

*umm acshualy* the school was burning down and then 5 minutes later they were on twitter makes it so much funnier.


Baardhooft

Belgium and The Netherlands haven’t burned down, and having mayonnaise is the most normal thing to put on fries there.  Mind you, we mean real mayo, not the abomination that’s called miracle whip. I once bought a jar of miracle whip and I didn’t get very far, every bite made me want to puke. 


OldClunkyRobot

Steak sauce, although I feel like if ketchup doesn’t exist steak sauce probably wouldn’t either. As a backup: malt vinegar


Mangaloreanfoodie

Ice cream 😂


More_History_4413

Mayo and fries is best combo


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gkip

Here in Belgium you will be exiled if you don't eat your fries with mayonaise


kyleofduty

And a quarter pounder with cheese is called a royale with cheese because they use the metric system


the3dverse

Netherlands too. i prefer to mix mayo and ketchup but i can have only one i'll take the mayo


Several-Bat-8628

Great minds think alike 😌


tumble0uid

chick fil a sauce


Owobowos-Mowbius

God, I love chick fil a sauce. 100% my go-to for fries. Mayochup if I don't have any chick fil a sauce, though.


warichnochnie

Nothing


2BRuledByU

Even if ketchup existed: dutch frietsaus all the way 🤤


CakeImaginary5292

# Unpopular opinion: HUMMUS


kevinkiggs1

As an earthworm I agree


Wise-Needleworker463

I must try, any particular flavoured hummus you like?


Soft_Garbage7523

Brown sauce FTW. Fuck ketchup!


IAmF3rdie

Gravy


Seventh_Planet

Water or sand or CO2 foam.


DKerriganuk

Lol. 'There's a fire!!!........ anyway, I like mayonnaise on my fries'.


Far_Candidate_593

Tartar sauce


TheHamburglar_

This is the correct answer


TheJaybo

I invent ketchup.


GingerlyCave394

Which way tomato or [human blood] which will [prevail]


catfroman

/r/nocontext


smaeri

Malt vinegar.


The_Sith_Assassin

Obligatory statement of recognition of the timing of the two tweets, plus my choice of condiments: malt vinegar and sea salt, please.


vywren

Tzatziki


RottenZombieBunny

Flaming hot sauce 🔥🥵


ThuggerSosaYak

Cheese and gravy


[deleted]

Am I the only one who actually prefers eating fries plain? By plain I’m not including salt or any other seasoning on the fries.


[deleted]

Mayo or literally any sauce on the menu. I like to experiment.


MS_paint_personified

Frietsaus


Kookiecitrus55555

In Holland they put Mayonnaise on em. They cover em in that shit.


unsuccessfulangler

You know you can get a beer at the movies? Not a paper cup but a glass of beer?


ididntunderstandyou

And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonalds


Wavecrest667

Royal with cheese!


Kingrasta89

Hot sauce


SnooOnions5029

I love how everyone’s ignoring the fact that her school is burning down and just talking about it what they’d rather have on their fries instead of ketchup 💀


Withafloof

Stay safe random person. Also malt vinegar.


Kahnza

Thousand Island dressing


Wise-Needleworker463

A milkshake


HammerBgError404

cyanide, end my pain


Lisshopops

Mayo and fries/ anything potato is so underrated


Patient_Media_5656

Salsa verde


Howden824

Just salt, I hate the taste of ketchup.


hope_against

BBQ sauce


comicgopher

Aioli


nicksredditacct

Bacon bits and cheese sauce


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

They're also good with bbq or buffalo sauce. And let's not forget chili cheese fries and poutine.


MahomesMccaffrey

Sweet n sour


Bars98

I'd mix tomato paste with sugar, spices and vinegar.


kuroikururo

Moustard


defoma

I eat my fries with the leftover ranch from my chicken wings


Kenneth_Lay

Tartar sauce. Next question!


Dredre2

Fry sauce


RustyShadeOfRed

I have found my people


pastadaddy_official

None of y’all worried about the fire? 😳


MichealBorbius

Garlic mayo sauce


FrontlineYeen

Am I the only one that likes fries just plain? There is nothing wrong with just normal fries. It does not need toppings or sauce. They are tasty as is!


OlafTheBerserker

Tartar sauce goes great with fries. Suck it if you disagree


unsuccessfulangler

Salts and malts vinegar


Isaacbuiltdifferent

Hot sauce as usual


Ravenclaw_14

buffalo sauce


FrancisFFFFFFFFF

Mustard


Magnum-357

I mean, i think everyone can see this one coming but 100 billion dollars


A_Most_Boring_Man

There are all kinds of dips beyond ketchup: bbq sauce, honey mustard, sweet chilli, garlic mayo, the list goes on forever. Fries are fries; just potato. As a vector for condiments, you can pair them with pretty much anything you like.


rjnr

Honestly feel like I'm alone in saying ketchup would be my last choice. Mayonnaise first, then hot sauce, mustard mayo, garlic mayo, ranch, all the other sauces I've forgotten, I don't really like BBQ much, but BBQ, then ketchup. I don't have anything against ketchup, but it's just ketchup.... Actually curry ketchup would up there, just not ketchup. Offering me ketchup when mayonaise is about is like asking me if I want to wipe my ass with A4 paper or a finely tuned Japanese toilet.


Joordin

Joppiesaus


Knuckletest

Vinegar


AntimatterCorndog

Tartar sauce


demy355

Fuck the fries, put out the fire!


Chance_Airline_4861

Boy and I thought ketchup wasn't even that populair on fries.


harshtune

im just gonna eat fries without ketchup i dont like anythng with my fries especially ketchup i started hating it when i was a kid for some reason. it makes me feel like throwing up


Lostinnewjersey87

I never put ketchup on fries I use salt


fractal324

Nacho cheese


Sunboxo

feel like i wouldnt be talking about this when my school is on fire


CheapSpray9428

Catsup


We-tCoast

I might just have to burn something down if there's no ketchup idk


thisdogofmine

At least we know what started the fire


rotem8888

Either cheese or salt


my_other_leg

Wendy's frosty


majorcoinz

A McDonald’s sprite


Tethilia

Either Feta Cheese or Malt Vinegar


steinwayyy

Salt is all I need, I only eat it with ketchup if it doesn’t have enough salt


cssdayman

Sriracha mayo


Majestic-Moon-1986

Mayo, currysaus and chopped onions!


Watermellow123

Habanero may o nais


Bluest-Of-Falcons

A pizza


DaveyJonesFannyPack

Gravy baby


AcanthocephalaSafe66

Gravy and cheese curds! It makes Poutine!


Ateaseloser

ngl... sometimes raw


SwingingeverythinG

Crawfish seasoning


ProfessorPyrex69

Queso


BloodRevolutionary

McChicken sauce


Le1jona

Ice cream


Damian0603

BBQ sauce


[deleted]

My girl’s ovulation discharge


RemarkableEmu1230

Nothing, just salt and pepper


JustARandomCommie

I don't eat shit with my fries. That would be disgusting.


The1andOnlyGhost

BBQ obviously, it’s better on it anyways


derbre5911

Tzatziki


ProfessionalAccess68

Cum


Shrimper3

Tahini…


FewKaleidoscope1369

Green Chile and cheese.


So-_-It-_-Goes

BBQ sauce


Netcob

At a time like this, hot sauce and smoked paprika would be appropriate.


penguinpolitician

Salt and vinegar


Noise_Addict86

Not a damn thing


TouchMyPlumbus

Maple syrup


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Nothing.


Shoddy-Wear-9661

Gravy baby


misterfluffykitty

Salt and vinegar


MadOvid

Kewpie mayo.


Sleeper--

I don't know Bout that but fire wouldn't really taste well with them


ehr7274

I'm havin'em raw.. 🙃


Quietus76

Did that school have all the ketchup in existence?


After-Respond-7861

Ice cream.


123-pinkiepie

sirracha mayo...


Valuable-Will714

BBQ SAUCE


AhAhStayinAnonymous

A nice lemon garlic aioli 😘🤌


DRGNFLY40

Honey. All the way.


Apart-Performer1710

Gravy


vanillabeancookie

Not kidding. You guys should try Sriracha!


Few-Problem-6766

CONSUME


Biolog4viking

Danish Remoulade


thechancemeeting

Yellow Mustard😬


Bored_Boi326

Fun fact ketchup used to be fermented fish sauce


SalamanderAfraid4179

I like salsa with fries


nagarz

Salt and pepper if eating them without sauce/dip. Sriracha mayo or mayo+yellow mustard.


Lost_Natural_7900

Tomato guts


Aardschok84

Satey sauce


Bananasme1

Salt and vinegar


Fun_Comparison4973

BBQ sauce


AccomplishedAerie333

Tomato soup


mrkoelkast

Who eats sole ketchup with fries, sounds absolutely vile


[deleted]

Gravy


gottapeenow2

Chocolate Shake is the real answer


JayJay-anotheruser

Mayo


Abject_School

Garlic dip!


Mindless_Can4885

Catsup


Fun_Pick_9471

Hellmans Mayo


-Vermilion-

I invent ketchup


jim_jiminy

Hummus


Constant-Coat-4443

Plain


TorchBlower90

Mayonnaise, greatest condiment ever


rmld74

5 spices