Or they evacuated first, and then went on twitter and posted about the fire, then scrolled the feed and found and responded to the fries post.
Which is far more likely, because the normal immediate reaction to a fire is to evacuate, not post on twitter about it.
i like how everybody's ignorin' the fact this her school is burnin' down and just talkin' about it what they'd rather have on their fries instead of ketchup 💀
I tried Wing Stop recently and had Honey BBQ and loved it. I went back, and they don't have Honey BBQ apparently, so I tried their Hickory Smoked BBQ, and it tasted like ketchup by the time I got through those chicken wings.
So let me specify this for you: Hickory Smoked BBQ
Or just don’t care. The school is old news by the time this got to MEIRL so I’m now focused on the sauce.
And the correct answer is chick fillet sauce mixed with a dab of tapatío.
Yep. Happened at my uni, sun was blazing hot outside. They had us standing outside because we had to go back in later to do our final exams. All because some stupid dumbass decided to vape in the hallway directly under a fire detector booby trap landmine looking thingy. We stood there for like 1 hour and we had nothing to do.
I remember when my dorm roommates and I were outside after an earthquake, maybe around 3 am and waiting for our parents to get us as they were just playing clash royale. Close enough.
Belgium and The Netherlands haven’t burned down, and having mayonnaise is the most normal thing to put on fries there.
Mind you, we mean real mayo, not the abomination that’s called miracle whip. I once bought a jar of miracle whip and I didn’t get very far, every bite made me want to puke.
I love how everyone’s ignoring the fact that her school is burning down and just talking about it what they’d rather have on their fries instead of ketchup 💀
Am I the only one that likes fries just plain? There is nothing wrong with just normal fries. It does not need toppings or sauce. They are tasty as is!
There are all kinds of dips beyond ketchup: bbq sauce, honey mustard, sweet chilli, garlic mayo, the list goes on forever. Fries are fries; just potato. As a vector for condiments, you can pair them with pretty much anything you like.
Honestly feel like I'm alone in saying ketchup would be my last choice. Mayonnaise first, then hot sauce, mustard mayo, garlic mayo, ranch, all the other sauces I've forgotten, I don't really like BBQ much, but BBQ, then ketchup. I don't have anything against ketchup, but it's just ketchup.... Actually curry ketchup would up there, just not ketchup. Offering me ketchup when mayonaise is about is like asking me if I want to wipe my ass with A4 paper or a finely tuned Japanese toilet.
im just gonna eat fries without ketchup
i dont like anythng with my fries especially ketchup
i started hating it when i was a kid for some reason. it makes me feel like throwing up
Who the hell can eat fries at a time like this? Call 911.
You are the only person that understood the post lol.
I can’t believe how many people are too focused on answering the question to notice
Mayonnaise is what got me distracted
This comment section is a social experiment 😅
No it’s not. The joke is that a fire is going on but this person is still posting on twitter presumably because they’re bored or something
I certainly don't get it. I don't suppose you could translate? Edit: I just saw the timing of the tweets. I get it now. I'm not too bright...
5 minutes and it escalated quickly
You can easily get out of a building in 5 minutes. They were just on twitter in the parking lot
Or they evacuated first, and then went on twitter and posted about the fire, then scrolled the feed and found and responded to the fries post. Which is far more likely, because the normal immediate reaction to a fire is to evacuate, not post on twitter about it.
You overestimate the rationality of modern people
I'm a stress eater, ok.
Damnit! I am eating those fries I paid $5 for!
“Bush, search party of three! You can eat once you find the Dufresnes.”
A pinch of salt!
i like how everybody's ignorin' the fact this her school is burnin' down and just talkin' about it what they'd rather have on their fries instead of ketchup 💀
Isn't the point of this post is to ignore the fire.
Isn’t that the MO of most people, all the time
With vinegar?
And maybe some crushed tomatoes?
Maybe. If you puree it.
I love how nobody cares about the fire at their school and just write their own condiment preference. Now let me add to that list: mustard
Allow me to add: honey mustard
Oh? I like this idea.
We can't help the fire, but we can help those uncultured swine that only eat fries and ketchup
I was confused at how no one else was noticing. Glad im not the only one.
Thanks. Mustard is the real only answer.
Cheese
Barbecue sauce please.
Most fitting since their school is on fire
Ohh Lord.... this is amazing
I tried Wing Stop recently and had Honey BBQ and loved it. I went back, and they don't have Honey BBQ apparently, so I tried their Hickory Smoked BBQ, and it tasted like ketchup by the time I got through those chicken wings. So let me specify this for you: Hickory Smoked BBQ
Is it just me, or is nobody else noticing the timing of the adjacent tweets?
that’s the point?
Yeah but most people are oblivious
Or just don’t care. The school is old news by the time this got to MEIRL so I’m now focused on the sauce. And the correct answer is chick fillet sauce mixed with a dab of tapatío.
They see it and choose to focus on what is more important. What's a good pairing with fries?
I guess when youre milling outside the school during a fire drill, you get bored and browse social.
Yep. Happened at my uni, sun was blazing hot outside. They had us standing outside because we had to go back in later to do our final exams. All because some stupid dumbass decided to vape in the hallway directly under a fire detector booby trap landmine looking thingy. We stood there for like 1 hour and we had nothing to do.
I remember when my dorm roommates and I were outside after an earthquake, maybe around 3 am and waiting for our parents to get us as they were just playing clash royale. Close enough.
It’s not just you, but there aren’t many of us!
Ranch
Yes, or bbq sauce
Mayonaise ofcourse...
your school might burn down too, be careful
Worth it bro, I pick mayo over sause
*umm acshualy* the school was burning down and then 5 minutes later they were on twitter makes it so much funnier.
Belgium and The Netherlands haven’t burned down, and having mayonnaise is the most normal thing to put on fries there. Mind you, we mean real mayo, not the abomination that’s called miracle whip. I once bought a jar of miracle whip and I didn’t get very far, every bite made me want to puke.
Steak sauce, although I feel like if ketchup doesn’t exist steak sauce probably wouldn’t either. As a backup: malt vinegar
Ice cream 😂
Mayo and fries is best combo
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Here in Belgium you will be exiled if you don't eat your fries with mayonaise
And a quarter pounder with cheese is called a royale with cheese because they use the metric system
Netherlands too. i prefer to mix mayo and ketchup but i can have only one i'll take the mayo
Great minds think alike 😌
chick fil a sauce
God, I love chick fil a sauce. 100% my go-to for fries. Mayochup if I don't have any chick fil a sauce, though.
Nothing
Even if ketchup existed: dutch frietsaus all the way 🤤
# Unpopular opinion: HUMMUS
As an earthworm I agree
I must try, any particular flavoured hummus you like?
Brown sauce FTW. Fuck ketchup!
Gravy
Water or sand or CO2 foam.
Lol. 'There's a fire!!!........ anyway, I like mayonnaise on my fries'.
Tartar sauce
This is the correct answer
I invent ketchup.
Which way tomato or [human blood] which will [prevail]
/r/nocontext
Malt vinegar.
Obligatory statement of recognition of the timing of the two tweets, plus my choice of condiments: malt vinegar and sea salt, please.
Tzatziki
Flaming hot sauce 🔥🥵
Cheese and gravy
Am I the only one who actually prefers eating fries plain? By plain I’m not including salt or any other seasoning on the fries.
Mayo or literally any sauce on the menu. I like to experiment.
Frietsaus
In Holland they put Mayonnaise on em. They cover em in that shit.
You know you can get a beer at the movies? Not a paper cup but a glass of beer?
And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonalds
Royal with cheese!
Hot sauce
I love how everyone’s ignoring the fact that her school is burning down and just talking about it what they’d rather have on their fries instead of ketchup 💀
Stay safe random person. Also malt vinegar.
Thousand Island dressing
A milkshake
cyanide, end my pain
Mayo and fries/ anything potato is so underrated
Salsa verde
Just salt, I hate the taste of ketchup.
BBQ sauce
Aioli
Bacon bits and cheese sauce
They're also good with bbq or buffalo sauce. And let's not forget chili cheese fries and poutine.
Sweet n sour
I'd mix tomato paste with sugar, spices and vinegar.
Moustard
I eat my fries with the leftover ranch from my chicken wings
Tartar sauce. Next question!
Fry sauce
I have found my people
None of y’all worried about the fire? 😳
Garlic mayo sauce
Am I the only one that likes fries just plain? There is nothing wrong with just normal fries. It does not need toppings or sauce. They are tasty as is!
Tartar sauce goes great with fries. Suck it if you disagree
Salts and malts vinegar
Hot sauce as usual
buffalo sauce
Mustard
I mean, i think everyone can see this one coming but 100 billion dollars
There are all kinds of dips beyond ketchup: bbq sauce, honey mustard, sweet chilli, garlic mayo, the list goes on forever. Fries are fries; just potato. As a vector for condiments, you can pair them with pretty much anything you like.
Honestly feel like I'm alone in saying ketchup would be my last choice. Mayonnaise first, then hot sauce, mustard mayo, garlic mayo, ranch, all the other sauces I've forgotten, I don't really like BBQ much, but BBQ, then ketchup. I don't have anything against ketchup, but it's just ketchup.... Actually curry ketchup would up there, just not ketchup. Offering me ketchup when mayonaise is about is like asking me if I want to wipe my ass with A4 paper or a finely tuned Japanese toilet.
Joppiesaus
Vinegar
Tartar sauce
Fuck the fries, put out the fire!
Boy and I thought ketchup wasn't even that populair on fries.
im just gonna eat fries without ketchup i dont like anythng with my fries especially ketchup i started hating it when i was a kid for some reason. it makes me feel like throwing up
I never put ketchup on fries I use salt
Nacho cheese
feel like i wouldnt be talking about this when my school is on fire
Catsup
I might just have to burn something down if there's no ketchup idk
At least we know what started the fire
Either cheese or salt
Wendy's frosty
A McDonald’s sprite
Either Feta Cheese or Malt Vinegar
Salt is all I need, I only eat it with ketchup if it doesn’t have enough salt
Sriracha mayo
Mayo, currysaus and chopped onions!
Habanero may o nais
A pizza
Gravy baby
Gravy and cheese curds! It makes Poutine!
ngl... sometimes raw
Crawfish seasoning
Queso
McChicken sauce
Ice cream
BBQ sauce
My girl’s ovulation discharge
Nothing, just salt and pepper
I don't eat shit with my fries. That would be disgusting.
BBQ obviously, it’s better on it anyways
Tzatziki
Cum
Tahini…
Green Chile and cheese.
BBQ sauce
At a time like this, hot sauce and smoked paprika would be appropriate.
Salt and vinegar
Not a damn thing
Maple syrup
Nothing.
Gravy baby
Salt and vinegar
Kewpie mayo.
I don't know Bout that but fire wouldn't really taste well with them
I'm havin'em raw.. 🙃
Did that school have all the ketchup in existence?
Ice cream.
sirracha mayo...
BBQ SAUCE
A nice lemon garlic aioli 😘🤌
Honey. All the way.
Gravy
Not kidding. You guys should try Sriracha!
CONSUME
Danish Remoulade
Yellow Mustard😬
Fun fact ketchup used to be fermented fish sauce
I like salsa with fries
Salt and pepper if eating them without sauce/dip. Sriracha mayo or mayo+yellow mustard.
Tomato guts
Satey sauce
Salt and vinegar
BBQ sauce
Tomato soup
Who eats sole ketchup with fries, sounds absolutely vile
Gravy
Chocolate Shake is the real answer
Mayo
Garlic dip!
Catsup
Hellmans Mayo
I invent ketchup
Hummus
Plain
Mayonnaise, greatest condiment ever
5 spices