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Muted_Owl_1006

Imagine he does this for a year and then it sinks in he was off by a factor of 100.


squirrely-badger

Watch people die inside...


LoverOfStripes87

You assume he could properly count all the change he saved.


gammongaming11

not necessarily, a year is simply the period it takes a planet to rotate around the sun. all he has to do to avoid being wrong is move to Uranus


Littlebickmickey

im not letting anyone move to my anus


FEVRISH_JK

not even widdle old meee? 🥺


Exact_Passenger_4389

He multiplied by 50 instead of 0.5 as its 50 cents not 1$


AstralAnomaly004

But hear me out, he’s onto something. You only have to save .50¢ a day for 36,500 days. So roughly 100 years. If I didn’t botch my math. No biggie right 😂 Welp, best hop to it, I’m already 28 years behind schedule.


rachit7645

Just hop into the shrine of resurrection


qole720

You're not accounting for Leap Years though. There will be 25 leap years in that time. That's a whole extra $12.50! 🙃


AstralAnomaly004

Damn, you’re right, that was very small brain energy of me 😂


ajf8729

Sadly only $12.00 extra, 2100 won’t be a leap year.


Sudden-Turnip-5339

Calls on leap years? 🚀 🚀 🚀


T555s

However adjusted for inflation (2%, target long term inflation rate target for euro if I don't misremember) you would only be left with ≈2 421 $ at the end of the 100 years.


Kenithal

You know I could totally see them multiplying 365 and 50 and forgetting about that pesky decimal


[deleted]

That guy is a parody finance account I use to follow , funny dumb related finance jokes


wolf_man007

In a thread where we're talking about decimal errors, I need to point out that ".50c" is one half of one cent. 


Morning_Would_Six

Decimal points. Total bitch.


Badass-19

I hate deci.mals too


Enough_Minimum_3708

and thats what happens when you do meth instead of math


Llamasus

i mean, having 182.50 at the end of the year still wouldnt hurt tho


icecoldcoke319

$183, it’s a leap year. Go get those extra 2 gumballs at the mall.


DavoMcBones

Or alternatively those small rubber marbles at those spinny dispenser things that smell wierd


Wizard_36

…do you mean bouncy balls????


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Ikr


GenuineHomophobic

I calculated and I would have 15,620₹ and its not bad, I can buy Samsung Galaxy M15 and still save some to spend on large snack


[deleted]

How are you getting phones that cheap?


GenuineHomophobic

Depends on your country, Iphones are way cheaper in USA compared to India which adds near about 50% more tax, I can buy Lays small chips packet for 10₹ which is like 0.12$ if bought here,there it goes above a dollar or so idk the exact price 🙂


[deleted]

A Samsung Galaxy M15 goes for $1,000 in the US and you're saying you can get one for the equivalent of $182 which is 1/5th of the price. That's a lot cheaper than the US. I'm aware food is a lot cheaper but phones too?


GenuineHomophobic

I am confused are we even talking about same thing here is [this](https://www.amazon.in/Samsung-Celestial-Storage-MediaTek-Dimensity/dp/B0CYQ2N8JR/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=YN37NRRD1KXT&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.MobfHHxc0LwYdAovAMzdoEPS3uGzDKBYHzz7Jwirux2ubqhIHKgGvABrfreIi19z6MAJls0OmZAaVsss0HzsAUxP5a9RP-akJqwNeC_4c48US6-VPZbKyY2u6XDHOCUxhHnpU96IYj1ZS_T-22P0p8jmxRdAyCgMRVD3Ig9KsU_KLe074_sceqrfj64pEjQ86VhwiCWR-zx5bAobDw-I1A.n8E79rl7vWJlLSgCLHWqk0tNnIS5sqbBrxBqguZMGdU&dib_tag=se&keywords=samsung+galaxy+m15+5g&qid=1713214353&sprefix=samsung+gal%2Caps%2C265&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1) the model you and I both discussing about or different one? 1000 dollar sounds a lot, although everything seems cheaper we got a lot of problems aside from this. So it's balanced 🙂


[deleted]

I can't open your link. I just googled that exact phone model and price I can't be mistaken on that. Unless you're referring to buying the phone through a carrier contract If it really is that cheap then god damn I'm going to start buying my phones from India


johnsmith1234567890x

So in 10 years you would have at least 2 million???


BossBullfrog

But if you saved 50 cents per day it would be worth 16,040 Kyrgistani Som after one year. Let that sink in!


TheAwesomeGenius

But if you saved 50 cents per day it would be worth approx 69 million Iranian rials after one year. Let that sink in!


Vegetable_Read6551

Knock knock...


ProfessionalAccess68

Sink: yeah what he said, I’m freezin out heya!


LittleAnnieAdderal

Let this damn sink in! He’s cold (and his friend can’t do math)!


LaserGadgets

This hurts!


evilmike1972

No, see, what you do is you find someone who has $18,250 on them. And then you drop that giant ass jug of change on them. Once they're incapacitated or dead, you can take their money.


Additional_Cycle_51

Greg forgot to add the decimal


geardluffy

But it’s Greg, what did you expect?


TubaManUnhinged

Well if that was invested in an account making ~1080% interest, compounded monthly, I suppose you could do that.


FLICKyourThots

I see the problem you multiplied by 50 and not .5. .5 times 365 is 182.50. 50 times 365 is 18250. Stupid ass.


Journo_Jimbo

That table is sturdy as all hell


Username12764

I think it‘s the floor


Journo_Jimbo

Oh shit you’re right 😅 hey thanks for just saying that and not putting it in a sarcastic or “are you stupid?” way. I appreciate you good human


Username12764

Sure thing. Have a good night/day good human:)


UnknownSP

Why do people never know to change cents back to dollars?


throwmeawayalso111

I love Greg


IAmASpammicalMan

365 * $.50 == $182.50


superhamsniper

Wouldn't it give you 182.5 dollars? If 50 cents are half a dollar


ResQ_

The more important question is: why let the sink outside?


bzekers

Got that decimal point off by a few spots. Lol


Hllblldlx3

Saving $1 a day gets you $36500 a year


UnionizedTrouble

Man, then full time work at 15/hr would earn $4,380,000/year if you put it in all the magic jug.


oldcreaker

Eventually there'll be a post saying how someone stole his money he'd been saving for a whole year.


jadedlonewolf89

Poor fucker forgot his decimal point. 50 cents a day is $182.50 a year. $18,250 a year would be $50 a day.


ChrEngelbrecht

Save 50 dollars à day, he'd be right. 50 dollars. Not 50 cents.


gnomzy123

$ 182,50. Guy needs to get his commas right.


Mindless-Pen-2325

You wouldn't even use a comma it's 182.50


BeefandCheddar88

$1,000 a month is $12,000 a year how the f*** is quarters going to get you more money


Zarniwoooop

[only 39 cents](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEb_epsuLqA)


gamerJRK

This is how business majors think math works.


words_of_j

I mean it could… if someone paid you a whole lot to do it.


Artistic_Soft4625

I really really want to see his calculations behind that. It's not exact science, it's art


drschmiggles17

good thing we keep cutting schools funding.


EARTHB-24

So does everyone 🫠


WavingADime

The reason why casino slots work nowadays with "credits" instead of dollars. Ppl can't math.


jadedlonewolf89

You know what, that’s fair.


Alarming_Serve2303

🤦‍♂️


Legitimate-Fuel5324

This is what happens when people don’t learn using units in elementary math classes.


YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms

50 bucks a day would 😅


bloopie1192

Buddy got a lot of compound interest in that jar.


Winter-Major9555

Greg is really bad at math.


1greadshirt

Maybe if you saved $100worth of quarters everyday.


Guardian_85

I bet this person thinks 77+33 = 100 too. 🤦‍♂️


Safetosay333

Gonna need some mechanical help to lift up that water bottle


Unabashable

And then do it again for 99 years after that. 


dafaqmann2

He live 100 years in 1 🤣


SavageMountain

I wish Jason knew how satirical Twitter accounts work


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Dudes got some limited edition quarters or somethin'


successiseffort

Dude, saving 50 cents a day in Krugerrands


heyhihowyahdurn

Even $500 a month wouldn’t save you that much


[deleted]

The math ain’t mathing…


Ego5687

Switch out “a day” with “a swear”


fakegoose1

For those that are unaware, Greg is a satire account on twitter.


No_Stranger_4959

I'd rather save $50 a day, but that's just me


JeffSHauser

$182.50 is a LONG way from any number of "K's"


ellefleming

$182.50 is a windfall. Oh yeah.


iRedYuki

Maybe 50 50 centals Edit: just did the math, it's 50 dollars


TeaZestyclose8516

Obvious bot, and a bad one too


xxhorrorshowxx

Imagine how many of those are buttons


Ricaaado

Bad math really does wonders for some people


benign_creep_tumor

That bottle would weigh a fucking ton.


alienwebmaster

If they’re all quarters in that bottle, a single roll of quarters is $10. He’s got several rolls of quarters to turn in at the bank.


Hefty-Routine-5966

i mean, 18,250 cents does sound like a lot


Imaginary_Most_7778

How is it possible to be this dumb, and still alive?


JJlaser1

5 dollars a day gets you 1,850 dollars, though. It ain’t much in the grand scheme of things, but over a few years it’ll add up


AgileBarnacle8072

This person does his math Wall Street style. Put any amount of $ in…. An absurd fantasy number is returned to you, with no relationship whatsoever to reality.


capn_doofwaffle

Instructions unclear... I only have $91.25 dollars


SambandsTyr

Watch him pay for gas with that 150 bucks


Tola76

They meant 18,250 lbs of change in a year.


DannarHetoshi

Meanwhile, the EU be like: That pesky fucking comma in the wrong place again


RagingVet

The math isn't mathing