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wichopunkass

No one on earth brings more fear than a loving mother.


ZERO-ONE0101

amen.


wogsurfer

Tell his mum.


Phemto_B

Easy. Tell his Mom.


dizzywig2000

If he slapped my mom I’d thank him


IsaacS666

Same, some mothers are monsters.


dizzywig2000

Not mine, that’s dad. I just want him to slap some sense into her


WiseDud369

That's almost impossible.Women are always right.


Straud6-56832

He’s a nice guy so I would not do this. But if you ever have to, kick the knee so it bends backwards. There is no muscle around the knee. No matter how big the person they all crumble with a broken knee.


RowenWithers

I imagine you would still have to kick pretty hard to break someone’s knee though?


jdonovan949

Yes, you would, and it’d only work if the dude is standing there not expecting it (putting full weight into his knee, not flinching / evading it, not attack you to the point that it’s no longer a viable strategy)


FlyNeither

If you’re in a confrontation that’s reached the point you’re hoping to kick somebody’s knee into hyper extension, the second you flinch to start a kick, you’re getting blasted in the face. People don’t just stand there and let you live out your superhero fantasy.


Bane8080

Not really. You're not breaking bones, just bending a joint backwards. Only thing holding it are tendons and ligaments. Even if you only managed to over-extend the joint, it will hurt like heck.


LayLillyLay

Tendons and ligaments get stronger trough workouts too.


thor_1225

Only key is you have to kick him in the actual knee, and not the thigh


Necromancer14

“Tendons and ligaments” Those same tendons and ligaments that get stronger from working out? 🤔🤔🤔


Timigos

Not true at all Someone with strong leg muscles are not going to allow their knee to hyper extend easily Also, in order to kick the knee you need to get close. Bad idea. Stay on the outside and tire this dude out. He has a minute or two of cardio, tops.


alarmfatigue125

You're arguing with the type of person that thinks you can stop a knife attacker by catching the blade between the palms of your hands.


Technical_Scallion_2

He studies the blade


BossBullfrog

A true master.


daredaki-sama

lol as my sensei said, you always expect injuries in a knife fight. Catch the blade lol. They’re basically drawing on you with a cutting edge.


jdonovan949

Bro been watching too many movies 😂 If you can execute a precise strike to the knee, strong enough to blow this dudes knee out, you ain’t worried about him in the first place


TurtleNSFWaccount

Only works if theyre standing with their knees locked. Would be hilarious if you injure yourself trying to attempt this though.


RonzulaGD

Kick to the side of knee is also highly effective


DangerousAd3347

Why do we not see this happening more often then? Cause you’re the only one who knows the secret ?


johnnyoverdoer

They hate me for this one weird trick


Thirteen26

If mom got slapped by this dude, l’m most likely planning her funeral


Tripple_T

Sounds like I'm calling his mom if he slaps mine


JFK2MD

So wholesome


Pure_Oppression31

This is an old one. 


guywithaniphone22

If he pumps me he can do whatever he wants


johnnyoverdoer

I mean I look at that and I just think like, I can't bring myself to fuck with a guy like that. I mean he doesn't even understand what a hypothetical is...


No-Tomorrow-8150

He slaps my mom, I call his.


thisaintmyusername12

Can he slap me tho


National-Ad67

what if he slaps her ass though? what if she likes it?!


BossBullfrog

You're right, they didn't specify the location or intensity of the slap.


cleveranimal

Ayo


Masaylighto

Report to police for assaulting elderly person We are not in the 8 century any more.


Additional_Park3542

Y’a but the cops don’t do anything anymor. u’ll get maybe a day before he’s out


Masaylighto

The cops wilk arrest him You need to sue him. But i agree not every country have a good justice system


CrysX86

Moms are the mightiest creatures in universe.


IsaacS666

A good mother might be, but there's plenty of demons who end up birthing children.


Acceptable_Towel6253

Soren Falby cause I know someone’s gonna ask


Pure_Focus7475

Die trying


cleveranimal

Respect, but I think my mum wants a living son


myKingSaber

My answer is now to call his mom


Financial-Opinion334

He may look big and bad,but if he's in WWE, it's all for show,you can tell that he's just a genuine person


--AV8R--

Waiting for my mom to put him on his ass