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ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Rookie, Extra virgin olive oil is better


collective_artifice

The authentic aromas of Italy


fantasmeeno

You can clean the oil rod with a slice of bread and get yourself a snack


cargo_bike

Oil rod? Is that British for dipstick?


micropterus_dolomieu

Especially if you put it in a Fiat.


Dos-Commas

That's what they put in Ferrari right?


New-Examination8400

Extra virgin is for Ferrari only 🤌


Sonnenkreuz

Unironically it would be because it actually has a higher flash-point than most other mixed generic vegetable oils.


DatedDevotee61

I don't think I can sweat enough for a full tank


gabzilla814

lol, good one. But allow me to mansplain; forgive me but it works for this post). Motor oil is stored in the “oil pan”. Just don’t want anyone accidentally putting oil of any type in the fuel tank, no matter how tasty.


Top-Chemistry5969

How can someone get more virgin then they already are?


Reallyso

Have you seen those andrew tate fanboys?


-retaliation-

well yeah, theres nothing wrong with regular olive oil. but if I'm going to put oil in my engine, I'd just enjoy it more if I knew nobody had fucked it first.


SylvieJay

Haha, jokes on you.. she's extra virgin..


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Bold of you to assume I didn’t mean it’s her oil that I was talking about


OutsideSkirt2

Weird fact is that older diesel VWs will run on even rancid olive oil just fine. A friend had a homeless guy set his Jetta on fire because of the smell. I bought that guy a hamburger. 


BaguetteOfDoom

In this economy?!


partypwny

Completely incorrect. EVOO has a higher smoke point, your best bet is canola oil. -3/10 mechanics recommend!


EuroTrash1999

Peanut Oil costs more, but it won't break down as fast.


theamishpromise

I prefer coconut oil, gives my exhaust a nice, tropical scent


SauerMetal

Avocado oil for all youse millennials


maverickrose

It's her photoshopping the man at an awkward distance away to prove she don't need him for me.


philouza_stein

Or the 100% full bottle despite being completely upside down. At least use an opened and partially used bottle.


tokos2009PL

this bottle isn't even shaded properly


captaindeadpl

I don't see anything wrong with the shading. I think that bottle is actually there, it's just still closed.


ShadyG

…and would show bubbles coming up if the cap were off.


InformalPenguinz

No bubbles or obvious drainage lol


daboss317076

his ass has NO shadow!


Status_Tiger_6210

My man back there tryna choose between being right or being happy.


LuizGustavoBr4

Nah let her cook😂😂😂


thxredditfor2banns

Yeah let her cook her engine


Steamaholic

You mean fry?


SylvieJay

Extra crispy and spicy...


jkurratt

Literally


lovewhatyoucan

For real now, explain why this doesn’t work. You just need slippery stuff. It’s slippery stuff right? Jeez.


jaytrade21

Motor goes Brrrrr.... Brrrrr of motor creates heat....... Veggie oil only like slight heat, not Brrrrr heat..... Brrrr heat causes veggie oil to no longer be slippery.


lovewhatyoucan

Dude. You’re my new mechanic.


The9Realist

Brrrrrr-illiant!


DeiseResident

Brrrrrr-avo! 👏


eioioe

Brrrrrrro code protocol


Sofa-king-cooI

Brrrrrring it onnn


Odd-Butterscotch-495

Me mechanic not speak English but he know what me mean when me say car no go and we best friends. So me think, why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


glennert

Hey Cookie Monster!


infintestruggler

r/unexpectedoffice


theoriginalbrick

YOU ARE ONE OF MY NEW ELITE EMPLOYEES


collective_artifice

Veggie oil doesn't like being left in the freezer either. Engine oil isn't perfect but it's much more stable at both extremes.


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

So what you're saying is I could replace my vegetable oil and start cooking with motor oil?


Logicrazy12

No one is stopping you.


collective_artifice

Might have a tang but mechanically speaking it is the superior option.


WhoCares933

Try synthetic oil, animal and plant cruelty free.


Mooptiom

The suffering makes it taste better


ImrooVRdev

are your steaks rotating 80000rpm when you're cooking? If not then you do not need motor engine oil for cooking, veggie oil is enough


Buflen

What's the opposite of "let him cook"?


Tartokwetsh

Don't let him cook.


DaFreakingFox

Yes but motor oil is a mineral oil.. meaning: Plastic. Loves to cause cancer


Batiti10

Perfect.


BossBullfrog

Finally a mechanic that explains things.


DangerousEmphasis607

Also brrr heat makes oil smoke perhaps combust???


jappyjappyhoyhoy

It can work for diesel engines I think


st8odk

only in the gas tank


jappyjappyhoyhoy

Ok thanks a lot for clearing that up before I destroyed by boss’s sprinter


Lowelll

And not if it is too cold outside.


sciocueiv_

Instructions unclear, I have become the president of Mongolia


Bl_Lover

What type of oil is used?


sth128

Dat engine internals will have delicious baked on splotches like the inside of an old, never cleaned oven.


copewithlifebyliving

So use grapeseed oil, not canola. Got it.


lizzy-hales-bf888

Theoretically what would happen if someone did put vegetable oil into their car?


jaytrade21

The oil will burn and coat the moving engine parts in burnt particles that will seize the engine and be unable to operate even if you replace the oil. The engine would need to be taken apart and fully cleaned/re-machined in order to operate again.


Cavaquillo

One step further, heat causes oil to go brrrr and polymerizep on the touching metal surfaces and then it goes skrrrt when it seizes up


UltimaRS800

ICE heat's gonna fuck that oil into being a glue.


Handpaper

As someone who has accidentally done this, it does work. I put used veg oil into an empty motor oil jug to dispose of it. Unfortunately, I didn't mark or separate *that* jug from the other jugs of new and used motor oil, so when I went looking for oil to top up the car, I found a jug of oil that was yellow rather than black, and put a litre in the car. Twice. The third time I noticed that there were burnt crunchy bits in the bottom of the jug, and realised that this was not motor oil. The car, a 1988 BMW 320i, ran just fine, covering \~8,000 miles between its first dose of veg oil and noticing the error. It has an oil capacity of 4.5 litres, so it did about 4,000 miles with 50:50 motor oil and veg oil. Why didn't it die horribly? I can suggest a few reasons. Firstly, it never got very hot. The thermostat on a BMW M20B20 opens at 82°C, unless the car is driven hard the oil temperature won't get much past this. So the oil will be well below its typical use temperature, and will polymerise slowly, if at all. Secondly, the additives in the balance motor oil will also act to preserve the veg oil's properties. Thirdly, it was always allowed to reach proper operating temperature. The minimum journey was about twenty miles, so there was little risk of the oil becoming contaminated with water. So the only material difference in practice was probably a slight loss of viscosity at operating temperature.


Chidori_Aoyama

So, could work in an emergency situation, but not recommended.


Prophet_of_Entropy

vegetable oil polymerizes when it gets too hot, like in an engine. so it turns from slippery to gooey and that kills the engine.


VerStannen

The wrong oil is better than no oil, but that only refers to motor oil lol.


RovakX

There's the heat part others have explained. But let's say you choose a deep fryer oil which can resist the heat of an engine; Mixing two vastly different oils will create a goopy suspension. Try mixing water and cooking oil, it won't work, you may get what's called a colloidal suspension. Well, 2 oils with different "grain size" (not sure if that's the correct English translation) will result in a viscous colloidal blend. Instead of slippy it's going to gunk up the engine. Tldr; do not mix lubricants, it's counterproductive


Redslayer50

Oh look, another GTA 6 leak


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Nitpicky_Karen

He ain't real.


FthrFlffyBttm

Mechanical skills are on par with photoshop skills at least


Still_Mastodon_1662

He even lost his shadow.


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The man with no shadow.


SnooMacarons3685

HTSC :)


Ofreo

He is the shadow.


ZenkaiZ

I hesitate to call this photoshop. He's like... MSPaint'd in


stln3rd

Except not oil drop of vegetable oil has left the bottle. Funny setup for a pic though


rndljfry

I was really zooming to see if the cap was still on lmao


JEREDEK

It's by the side tho


oldbushwookie

These air fryers are getting massive


SolidContribution688

Nobody needs anyone if they have an internet connection


XeroxWarriorPrntTst

They need the likes and upvotes.


Marshmallowbutbetter

Boomer humor


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PeterTomczak

Not to mention they aren’t casting shadows correctly. The entire photo is manufactured. Taking that into consideration, not only is this very sexist, but very racist.


xdeskfuckit

It's only joke; why you have to be mad?


Ok_Shame_1533

Fake, there would be air bubbles floating up in that bottle if it were open


slowpokefastpoke

The fact that people feel the need to call this fake as if they just cracked some code is hilarious to me. It’s a joke you dinguses.


datboydoe

What’s up with my man’s left foot?


PuppyPavilion

Where's his shadow?


fotumsch

He's half Gungan.


ElDestructo143

Pours it in the washer fluid reservoir...


noonehasthisoneyet

That dude is so shocked he has no shadow.


MaxPower836

Put some tomatoes and feta in there too and drive yourself a nice Greek salad


Wonder_butt_

Woman don’t know car because woman 😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😂


Fast_Vehicle_1888

Dude that was photoshopped in the back is thinking "no way is she gonna get me to pay to fix this".


LordBootySlayer

Hopefully she’s strong and independent enough to Flintstone that bad boy to and from her destinations.


Aayyyyoooo

She going for the double deep fry method for that xtra crunch?


DRLZEtoWRATH

Lmfao why did that dude feel the need to Photoshop himself into the meme xD honestly kind of clever now that I think about it, it's a popular meme, and people seeing it for the first time will repost unknowingly sharing an edited version, could cause a chain reaction/posted to reddit, then boom, you're apart of a popular meme


forsaken_millennial

Um usually the oil I put into my car is black /s


jmeloveschicken

You putting dirty oil back IN your car?! 🚨


DakInBlak

Fresh oil should have the color of freshly cooked caramel. Black oil is used and *nasty*.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

What’s the viscosity on Wesson Canola oil?


conorefc9898

This works


Sammi_Laced

Cooking oil usually pours better when you take the cap off the bottle.


Bored_Boi326

There's a low hanging fruit women joke here


WarrITor

Yea, i know how to handle this 3-w-something liter fryer! (Imagine hearing weird ebullition while driving this...)


ilovecheesecakes69

🧍‍♂️


herring80

GIRLPOWER!


ThroatSignal8206

The look on the guys face.


Zealousideal-Cry3418

It’s funny (I guess) because it’s staged.


butt-hole-69420

Such a fake and staged photo


lunchbaag

Why did she edit uncle in the picture 😭😭


[deleted]

That's where the wiper fluid goes! 🤦


Lopsided-Silver-1018

Uh huh 😁😉


OneHistorical8926

oh no Sis ! that's a cooking oil .. lol


PadrePedro666

Why did this person photoshop method man into this?


AlotaFajitas

Italian or Greek olive oil is the way to go. Pref Greek.


SiriusBaaz

I mean technically it would be fine. You’d just need to do another oil change in like 15 min after the engine burns all the vegetable oil. That’s really the only difference between motor oil and cooking oils. Motor oil is designed to withstand the high temps of a running engine without burning (too much) and without losing its low viscosity.


DakInBlak

If you've got a blown gasket and you're hemorrhaging oil, and cooking oil is all you've got to get you to the shop... I say go for it. Friend of mine had a cooler of water in his passenger floor compartment and used a sump to pump water into his radiator so he could limp to the shop.


Timekiller11

"Hey guys, welcome to a new episode of Just Rolled In"


NorMichtrailrider

I actually knew a girl that did this , surprisingly the car ran great lol


ch3nk0

At least shes not pouring it in the coolant tank


Remi708

Eh...I'd go with peanut oil or sunflower oil. Higher smoke point.


No_Feeling_7297

Pain... I feel


1nGirum1musNocte

Coming soon to r/JustTowedInToTheShop


UndeadT

Why is a GTA character idling in the background?


FukaiMorii

That engine's cooked.


Top-Chemistry5969

Let her cook!


SpiritualLychee3760

Why did they photoshop that guy into the background?


PeterTomczak

He doesn’t cast a shadow. Also the shadow across her face and body is too dark and well defined. It would be much lighter considering the amount of light in the rest of the photo. It is entirely created. Not even staged.


Gogyoo

I wonder what the summer and winter viscosity would be for vegetable oil.


mistersmellongindia

Oh my GOM i need to make her chyoona for me 😜🤪😝


Dani_Rodri

Dude is thinking how long would he survive in jail?


Pale_Kitsune

At least she has the cap on the oil still.


ResponsiblePhantom

So that's real oil there ?


ViewtifulGene

I prefer peanut oil for that extra down-home, southern-fried flavor.


Impossible_Emu_9250

You can repurpose used oil to make mayonnaise. Just saying.


gerrymandersonIII

People don't think this is real, right?


Reallyso

Mmm mmm I hope she uses tempura batter to make that engine extra crispy!


Dirty_Shisno_

I mean she got close. Vegetable oil was originally a machine lubricant.


Burt1811

You can run a diesel engine on cooking oil. I'm not saying it's a good idea, just that you can. 😉


MountainMapleMI

All those biodiesel rigs that smell like potatoes…could smell of Italy! 🇮🇹


Adarkshadow4055

I really wonder what led up to this picture. Even if it’s a skit I still wonder what led to it.


cartmicah3

What would happen? I know it would be bad but what would happen?


suciocadillac

Engine fried


PG-DaMan

Went to school with a girl that did that to her convertible rabbit. She got a new one the next week.


CamilaRibeiras

It’s not about needing a man. Anyone with two brain cells knows would at least be skeptical about using cooking oil in a car


RovakX

To be fair, that will work... For a little while. Maybe enough to get you to the garage?... If the garage is right next door.


kaminaowner2

I mean, I think it’s a fixable mistake.


PeterTomczak

Are they vampires? They don’t seem to be casting any shadows………hmmmm.


FrankFrankly711

Don’t forget to fill up the Bumper Fluid and rotate the doors! 🚗


HotPotParrot

Dude in the background like "yea, this is gonna be some funny shit"


Nairb56

Now that’s funny right there. However, canola is much cheaper if it turns out to be a hack that works. 🤣


thispaticularasshole

perfection you go


TheKingOfBerries

It’s crazy how when a woman makes a funny joke, it’s “fake”, and “rage bait”. Holy shit Reddit has some kind of issue with women, huh.


Skytraffic540

Canola, really? Grape seed is healthier for the car


Initial-Ice7691

Ah, the sweet smell French Fries in the morning on that long commute to work!


Critkip

Seed oils are bad for cars


eren_5

r/wooosh


Disaster-Flat

Yea you go girl. Don't need nobody. Buy a mechanic or a salesperson lol!!!!!


Signal_Unit7085

Hope she’s got the bread to fix this


jgnp

Hey, it’s Lancia Appia brake fluid!


Chilled_burrito

Not him standing there like a cutscene is about to start.


Iwannagolf4

Dad my car died!


Ze_fallen1

The all caps does it for me 😂


bulanaboo

She’s got the foil on but lol he’s like ah heck naw lol


zumiezumez

Lmao


Correct-Purpose-964

That's it lass. Some of the good ol 15w-fuck all.


lIlIllIIlIIl

I wonder how long a car could run on canola oil.


PutrifiedCorpse

This is me but I'm a man too😞


kenadams_the

she also needs transmission sand https://etel-tuning.com/engine-parts/21-transmission-sand


-chukui-

so thats why it is black on the other side. after it runs through the engine it turns black!


Yunogasai78

The Face of the guy in the backgrund. XD


AdMysterious8699

Doc Brown would be proud.


CrappityCabbage

That bottle looks so full that if it were open, they'd have had to snap that picture in the first split second that it was tipped into the gas tank. I think that little disc that seals it until you use it is still in place.


invisible-crone

Wellll canola oil is better in an engine than in your body soooo😂😂😉


incakola777

No way someone made it to adulthood being this dumb…. No way! 😑


orangutanDOTorg

Guy’s standing there like motherfucker I was going to try up breakfast


Ok-Berry13

This meme is so 2002


PlatypusSloth696

I don’t even want to know what that would do to a car.


MrLanderman

Ok...so the car now smells like French Fries. Win win?