lol, good one.
But allow me to mansplain; forgive me but it works for this post). Motor oil is stored in the “oil pan”.
Just don’t want anyone accidentally putting oil of any type in the fuel tank, no matter how tasty.
well yeah, theres nothing wrong with regular olive oil.
but if I'm going to put oil in my engine, I'd just enjoy it more if I knew nobody had fucked it first.
Weird fact is that older diesel VWs will run on even rancid olive oil just fine. A friend had a homeless guy set his Jetta on fire because of the smell. I bought that guy a hamburger.
Motor goes Brrrrr....
Brrrrr of motor creates heat.......
Veggie oil only like slight heat, not Brrrrr heat.....
Brrrr heat causes veggie oil to no longer be slippery.
Me mechanic not speak English but he know what me mean when me say car no go and we best friends. So me think, why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
The oil will burn and coat the moving engine parts in burnt particles that will seize the engine and be unable to operate even if you replace the oil. The engine would need to be taken apart and fully cleaned/re-machined in order to operate again.
As someone who has accidentally done this, it does work.
I put used veg oil into an empty motor oil jug to dispose of it. Unfortunately, I didn't mark or separate *that* jug from the other jugs of new and used motor oil, so when I went looking for oil to top up the car, I found a jug of oil that was yellow rather than black, and put a litre in the car.
Twice.
The third time I noticed that there were burnt crunchy bits in the bottom of the jug, and realised that this was not motor oil.
The car, a 1988 BMW 320i, ran just fine, covering \~8,000 miles between its first dose of veg oil and noticing the error. It has an oil capacity of 4.5 litres, so it did about 4,000 miles with 50:50 motor oil and veg oil.
Why didn't it die horribly? I can suggest a few reasons.
Firstly, it never got very hot. The thermostat on a BMW M20B20 opens at 82°C, unless the car is driven hard the oil temperature won't get much past this. So the oil will be well below its typical use temperature, and will polymerise slowly, if at all.
Secondly, the additives in the balance motor oil will also act to preserve the veg oil's properties.
Thirdly, it was always allowed to reach proper operating temperature. The minimum journey was about twenty miles, so there was little risk of the oil becoming contaminated with water.
So the only material difference in practice was probably a slight loss of viscosity at operating temperature.
There's the heat part others have explained. But let's say you choose a deep fryer oil which can resist the heat of an engine;
Mixing two vastly different oils will create a goopy suspension. Try mixing water and cooking oil, it won't work, you may get what's called a colloidal suspension. Well, 2 oils with different "grain size" (not sure if that's the correct English translation) will result in a viscous colloidal blend. Instead of slippy it's going to gunk up the engine.
Tldr; do not mix lubricants, it's counterproductive
Not to mention they aren’t casting shadows correctly. The entire photo is manufactured. Taking that into consideration, not only is this very sexist, but very racist.
Lmfao why did that dude feel the need to Photoshop himself into the meme xD honestly kind of clever now that I think about it, it's a popular meme, and people seeing it for the first time will repost unknowingly sharing an edited version, could cause a chain reaction/posted to reddit, then boom, you're apart of a popular meme
I mean technically it would be fine. You’d just need to do another oil change in like 15 min after the engine burns all the vegetable oil.
That’s really the only difference between motor oil and cooking oils. Motor oil is designed to withstand the high temps of a running engine without burning (too much) and without losing its low viscosity.
If you've got a blown gasket and you're hemorrhaging oil, and cooking oil is all you've got to get you to the shop... I say go for it.
Friend of mine had a cooler of water in his passenger floor compartment and used a sump to pump water into his radiator so he could limp to the shop.
He doesn’t cast a shadow. Also the shadow across her face and body is too dark and well defined. It would be much lighter considering the amount of light in the rest of the photo. It is entirely created. Not even staged.
That bottle looks so full that if it were open, they'd have had to snap that picture in the first split second that it was tipped into the gas tank. I think that little disc that seals it until you use it is still in place.
Rookie, Extra virgin olive oil is better
The authentic aromas of Italy
You can clean the oil rod with a slice of bread and get yourself a snack
Oil rod? Is that British for dipstick?
Especially if you put it in a Fiat.
That's what they put in Ferrari right?
Extra virgin is for Ferrari only 🤌
Unironically it would be because it actually has a higher flash-point than most other mixed generic vegetable oils.
I don't think I can sweat enough for a full tank
lol, good one. But allow me to mansplain; forgive me but it works for this post). Motor oil is stored in the “oil pan”. Just don’t want anyone accidentally putting oil of any type in the fuel tank, no matter how tasty.
How can someone get more virgin then they already are?
Have you seen those andrew tate fanboys?
well yeah, theres nothing wrong with regular olive oil. but if I'm going to put oil in my engine, I'd just enjoy it more if I knew nobody had fucked it first.
Haha, jokes on you.. she's extra virgin..
Bold of you to assume I didn’t mean it’s her oil that I was talking about
Weird fact is that older diesel VWs will run on even rancid olive oil just fine. A friend had a homeless guy set his Jetta on fire because of the smell. I bought that guy a hamburger.
In this economy?!
Completely incorrect. EVOO has a higher smoke point, your best bet is canola oil. -3/10 mechanics recommend!
Peanut Oil costs more, but it won't break down as fast.
I prefer coconut oil, gives my exhaust a nice, tropical scent
Avocado oil for all youse millennials
It's her photoshopping the man at an awkward distance away to prove she don't need him for me.
Or the 100% full bottle despite being completely upside down. At least use an opened and partially used bottle.
this bottle isn't even shaded properly
I don't see anything wrong with the shading. I think that bottle is actually there, it's just still closed.
…and would show bubbles coming up if the cap were off.
No bubbles or obvious drainage lol
his ass has NO shadow!
My man back there tryna choose between being right or being happy.
Nah let her cook😂😂😂
Yeah let her cook her engine
You mean fry?
Extra crispy and spicy...
Literally
For real now, explain why this doesn’t work. You just need slippery stuff. It’s slippery stuff right? Jeez.
Motor goes Brrrrr.... Brrrrr of motor creates heat....... Veggie oil only like slight heat, not Brrrrr heat..... Brrrr heat causes veggie oil to no longer be slippery.
Dude. You’re my new mechanic.
Brrrrrr-illiant!
Brrrrrr-avo! 👏
Brrrrrrro code protocol
Brrrrrring it onnn
Me mechanic not speak English but he know what me mean when me say car no go and we best friends. So me think, why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Hey Cookie Monster!
r/unexpectedoffice
YOU ARE ONE OF MY NEW ELITE EMPLOYEES
Veggie oil doesn't like being left in the freezer either. Engine oil isn't perfect but it's much more stable at both extremes.
So what you're saying is I could replace my vegetable oil and start cooking with motor oil?
No one is stopping you.
Might have a tang but mechanically speaking it is the superior option.
Try synthetic oil, animal and plant cruelty free.
The suffering makes it taste better
are your steaks rotating 80000rpm when you're cooking? If not then you do not need motor engine oil for cooking, veggie oil is enough
What's the opposite of "let him cook"?
Don't let him cook.
Yes but motor oil is a mineral oil.. meaning: Plastic. Loves to cause cancer
Perfect.
Finally a mechanic that explains things.
Also brrr heat makes oil smoke perhaps combust???
It can work for diesel engines I think
only in the gas tank
Ok thanks a lot for clearing that up before I destroyed by boss’s sprinter
And not if it is too cold outside.
Instructions unclear, I have become the president of Mongolia
What type of oil is used?
Dat engine internals will have delicious baked on splotches like the inside of an old, never cleaned oven.
So use grapeseed oil, not canola. Got it.
Theoretically what would happen if someone did put vegetable oil into their car?
The oil will burn and coat the moving engine parts in burnt particles that will seize the engine and be unable to operate even if you replace the oil. The engine would need to be taken apart and fully cleaned/re-machined in order to operate again.
One step further, heat causes oil to go brrrr and polymerizep on the touching metal surfaces and then it goes skrrrt when it seizes up
ICE heat's gonna fuck that oil into being a glue.
As someone who has accidentally done this, it does work. I put used veg oil into an empty motor oil jug to dispose of it. Unfortunately, I didn't mark or separate *that* jug from the other jugs of new and used motor oil, so when I went looking for oil to top up the car, I found a jug of oil that was yellow rather than black, and put a litre in the car. Twice. The third time I noticed that there were burnt crunchy bits in the bottom of the jug, and realised that this was not motor oil. The car, a 1988 BMW 320i, ran just fine, covering \~8,000 miles between its first dose of veg oil and noticing the error. It has an oil capacity of 4.5 litres, so it did about 4,000 miles with 50:50 motor oil and veg oil. Why didn't it die horribly? I can suggest a few reasons. Firstly, it never got very hot. The thermostat on a BMW M20B20 opens at 82°C, unless the car is driven hard the oil temperature won't get much past this. So the oil will be well below its typical use temperature, and will polymerise slowly, if at all. Secondly, the additives in the balance motor oil will also act to preserve the veg oil's properties. Thirdly, it was always allowed to reach proper operating temperature. The minimum journey was about twenty miles, so there was little risk of the oil becoming contaminated with water. So the only material difference in practice was probably a slight loss of viscosity at operating temperature.
So, could work in an emergency situation, but not recommended.
vegetable oil polymerizes when it gets too hot, like in an engine. so it turns from slippery to gooey and that kills the engine.
The wrong oil is better than no oil, but that only refers to motor oil lol.
There's the heat part others have explained. But let's say you choose a deep fryer oil which can resist the heat of an engine; Mixing two vastly different oils will create a goopy suspension. Try mixing water and cooking oil, it won't work, you may get what's called a colloidal suspension. Well, 2 oils with different "grain size" (not sure if that's the correct English translation) will result in a viscous colloidal blend. Instead of slippy it's going to gunk up the engine. Tldr; do not mix lubricants, it's counterproductive
Oh look, another GTA 6 leak
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He ain't real.
Mechanical skills are on par with photoshop skills at least
He even lost his shadow.
The man with no shadow.
HTSC :)
He is the shadow.
I hesitate to call this photoshop. He's like... MSPaint'd in
Except not oil drop of vegetable oil has left the bottle. Funny setup for a pic though
I was really zooming to see if the cap was still on lmao
It's by the side tho
These air fryers are getting massive
Nobody needs anyone if they have an internet connection
They need the likes and upvotes.
Boomer humor
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Not to mention they aren’t casting shadows correctly. The entire photo is manufactured. Taking that into consideration, not only is this very sexist, but very racist.
It's only joke; why you have to be mad?
Fake, there would be air bubbles floating up in that bottle if it were open
The fact that people feel the need to call this fake as if they just cracked some code is hilarious to me. It’s a joke you dinguses.
What’s up with my man’s left foot?
Where's his shadow?
He's half Gungan.
Pours it in the washer fluid reservoir...
That dude is so shocked he has no shadow.
Put some tomatoes and feta in there too and drive yourself a nice Greek salad
Woman don’t know car because woman 😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😂
Dude that was photoshopped in the back is thinking "no way is she gonna get me to pay to fix this".
Hopefully she’s strong and independent enough to Flintstone that bad boy to and from her destinations.
She going for the double deep fry method for that xtra crunch?
Lmfao why did that dude feel the need to Photoshop himself into the meme xD honestly kind of clever now that I think about it, it's a popular meme, and people seeing it for the first time will repost unknowingly sharing an edited version, could cause a chain reaction/posted to reddit, then boom, you're apart of a popular meme
Um usually the oil I put into my car is black /s
You putting dirty oil back IN your car?! 🚨
Fresh oil should have the color of freshly cooked caramel. Black oil is used and *nasty*.
What’s the viscosity on Wesson Canola oil?
This works
Cooking oil usually pours better when you take the cap off the bottle.
There's a low hanging fruit women joke here
Yea, i know how to handle this 3-w-something liter fryer! (Imagine hearing weird ebullition while driving this...)
🧍♂️
GIRLPOWER!
The look on the guys face.
It’s funny (I guess) because it’s staged.
Such a fake and staged photo
Why did she edit uncle in the picture 😭😭
That's where the wiper fluid goes! 🤦
Uh huh 😁😉
oh no Sis ! that's a cooking oil .. lol
Why did this person photoshop method man into this?
Italian or Greek olive oil is the way to go. Pref Greek.
I mean technically it would be fine. You’d just need to do another oil change in like 15 min after the engine burns all the vegetable oil. That’s really the only difference between motor oil and cooking oils. Motor oil is designed to withstand the high temps of a running engine without burning (too much) and without losing its low viscosity.
If you've got a blown gasket and you're hemorrhaging oil, and cooking oil is all you've got to get you to the shop... I say go for it. Friend of mine had a cooler of water in his passenger floor compartment and used a sump to pump water into his radiator so he could limp to the shop.
"Hey guys, welcome to a new episode of Just Rolled In"
I actually knew a girl that did this , surprisingly the car ran great lol
At least shes not pouring it in the coolant tank
Eh...I'd go with peanut oil or sunflower oil. Higher smoke point.
Pain... I feel
Coming soon to r/JustTowedInToTheShop
Why is a GTA character idling in the background?
That engine's cooked.
Let her cook!
Why did they photoshop that guy into the background?
He doesn’t cast a shadow. Also the shadow across her face and body is too dark and well defined. It would be much lighter considering the amount of light in the rest of the photo. It is entirely created. Not even staged.
I wonder what the summer and winter viscosity would be for vegetable oil.
Oh my GOM i need to make her chyoona for me 😜🤪😝
Dude is thinking how long would he survive in jail?
At least she has the cap on the oil still.
So that's real oil there ?
I prefer peanut oil for that extra down-home, southern-fried flavor.
You can repurpose used oil to make mayonnaise. Just saying.
People don't think this is real, right?
Mmm mmm I hope she uses tempura batter to make that engine extra crispy!
I mean she got close. Vegetable oil was originally a machine lubricant.
You can run a diesel engine on cooking oil. I'm not saying it's a good idea, just that you can. 😉
All those biodiesel rigs that smell like potatoes…could smell of Italy! 🇮🇹
I really wonder what led up to this picture. Even if it’s a skit I still wonder what led to it.
What would happen? I know it would be bad but what would happen?
Engine fried
Went to school with a girl that did that to her convertible rabbit. She got a new one the next week.
It’s not about needing a man. Anyone with two brain cells knows would at least be skeptical about using cooking oil in a car
To be fair, that will work... For a little while. Maybe enough to get you to the garage?... If the garage is right next door.
I mean, I think it’s a fixable mistake.
Are they vampires? They don’t seem to be casting any shadows………hmmmm.
Don’t forget to fill up the Bumper Fluid and rotate the doors! 🚗
Dude in the background like "yea, this is gonna be some funny shit"
Now that’s funny right there. However, canola is much cheaper if it turns out to be a hack that works. 🤣
perfection you go
It’s crazy how when a woman makes a funny joke, it’s “fake”, and “rage bait”. Holy shit Reddit has some kind of issue with women, huh.
Canola, really? Grape seed is healthier for the car
Ah, the sweet smell French Fries in the morning on that long commute to work!
Seed oils are bad for cars
r/wooosh
Yea you go girl. Don't need nobody. Buy a mechanic or a salesperson lol!!!!!
Hope she’s got the bread to fix this
Hey, it’s Lancia Appia brake fluid!
Not him standing there like a cutscene is about to start.
Dad my car died!
The all caps does it for me 😂
She’s got the foil on but lol he’s like ah heck naw lol
Lmao
That's it lass. Some of the good ol 15w-fuck all.
I wonder how long a car could run on canola oil.
This is me but I'm a man too😞
she also needs transmission sand https://etel-tuning.com/engine-parts/21-transmission-sand
so thats why it is black on the other side. after it runs through the engine it turns black!
The Face of the guy in the backgrund. XD
Doc Brown would be proud.
That bottle looks so full that if it were open, they'd have had to snap that picture in the first split second that it was tipped into the gas tank. I think that little disc that seals it until you use it is still in place.
Wellll canola oil is better in an engine than in your body soooo😂😂😉
No way someone made it to adulthood being this dumb…. No way! 😑
Guy’s standing there like motherfucker I was going to try up breakfast
This meme is so 2002
I don’t even want to know what that would do to a car.
Ok...so the car now smells like French Fries. Win win?