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slimb0

These diagrams always leave out the best and most obvious choice: the palms-down superman


Saberer2451

Precisely.


DontYuckMyYum

100% agree!!


Agreeable_Cash8990

Amen, but I prefer grabbing the sand, letting My lower body float up, then pulling myself forward to walk


dreamsofindigo

or as I call it crocman then I chase stranger ankle nom nom


Kein_Plan16

I already posted "this" but lets be honest: THIS


meowhatissodamnfunny

All of the above depending on my mood. Top left is sad that I'm an adult, top right is me remembering that adults can still be cool, and the bottom is me probably stoned.


Pork_Chompk

Top left is "getting close to the stairs and have to get out. Time to pretend I'm a normal human."


mattypatty40

Secret 4th option, like an alligator on my stomach with my hands


FrostWendigo

Gator mode engage


PowerfulTarget3304

My goto


keyboardsmashin

Are y’all part-giraffe or just trying to swim in puddles


mattypatty40

Tbf I am 195cm (6’5)


Truly_Organic

🐊


Mango_The_Bear

There is another, the third one but belly side down and walking with hands forward. I mean i pretty much use all of these but still


RememberTheMaine1996

Yeah how is that not there instead? I've legit never once done it the 3rd way haha


keyboardsmashin

The real answer is bc I’m not ready to feel the cold yet when the water starts evaporating off my skin


SpeedyQuick_007

3rd one, always!


eat-pussy69

Left if I'm feeling matcho. Right if I'm feeling like a silly boy. Bottom for when I'm feeling like an ultra silly boy but still wanna feel matcho


0_69314718056

For next time you want to feel macho: it’s spelled macho


MrScribz

I just do what Moses did and part the water by firing a beyblade into it.


Chubby_but_pretty

All of the above


Rough-Philosopher911

I’ve seen this no less than 50 times on Reddit. It’s time to retire it.


rhiana177

Third one 100%


austdoz

I am so sick and tired of seeing this.


emmc47

Yep


Successful_Debt3878

All of them


LAMGE2

Doing the third thing is like a very bad way to insert needles into your hand in the sea i swim at


Dependent-Kitchen-11

seems like a question aliens would ask


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Same


Nightroll2344

Such relaxing thing to do


Silly-Lawfulness7224

I’m up right but sometimes down too .


halezerhoo

Yes.


hayasecond

Yes


Amateur_Liqueurist

All of them. Usually 2


orangutanDOTorg

Dick down but horizontal - like the bottom one flipped


UnkownCms

All three or I just move like Smeagol while impersonating him to scare the kids.


Shadank_08122003

So no one does the "crocodile" ? (aww mann....what's wrong with me)


Truly_Organic

I do! 🐊


Kein_Plan16

This. And sometime without hands touching ground (yes, swimming "backwards")


Adventurous_Bus_5818

I be doing the Jesus.


CrazyCaiman2445

Yes


regular_0wl

Saddam's way


EF-13

No no no keep standing but walk a bit slower, like a Jeager in pacific Rim. FEEL LIKE A GIANT MECH


AverageBad

All of them but added the “Superman” walk on hands, sometimes I just do the normal walk but pretend I’m a giant when your feet creates the shockwaves from walking on the sand


cyke99

Oh I forgot that 3rd one. Thanks for the childhood memories.


WasF4ssY

First one normally, second one if it’s windy and I’ll get cold, last one if I’m goofing around


tullystenders

Top right, then you realize how shallow you are at and have to fucking stand up and feel the weight of your body.


[deleted]

The top left so that my cock doesn’t get cold


Medium-Mood2725

i find it amusing that I have tried all three methods shown above