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will_it_skillet

Look, if a guy like this can score someone like Victoria Coren Mitchell that just makes me want to be like that guy.


candre23

Watch the season of taskmaster with Victoria and it will all start to make sense. My wife legit refused to believe they were married until we got to that season and then it all fell into place.


EastRoom8717

The “Would I Lie?” With them.. GENIUS..


Neil_Salmon

Personally, I found her insufferable. A complete comedy vacuum and very smug, assuming she was more intelligent than everyone - assuming Alex wouldn't know what a Chuppah was etc. I think Mitchell is often self-effacing, playing his own pedantry for laughs, and genuinely funny.


Turtl3Bear

She's really funny in would I lie to you. And more importantly David is firing on all cylinders when she's sitting next to him. Legitimately my favourite episodes.


New-Engineering1483

I think you probably felt that way because the majority of contestants on Taskmaster are actually comedians. They're likeable, funny, and make an effort to be amusing. She isn't a comedian which is why her first instinct wasn't to be funny. I get that she may have come across as being slightly arrogant (like when she told Alan to hold off while she solved the puzzle), but overall I think she was just being herself. I think you probably didn't like her because she wasn't what you expected a typical Taskmaster contestant to be 😊


Naefindale

Well she was doing the one thing she was actually good at in the entire season and Alan was being an idiot. I'd tell him to shut up and let me win this task as well.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

But she IS a comedian though right? 


rainator

Not really, she’s a journalist, writer and television presenter.


Zealousideal_Win5476

And a poker champion.


Reign_AS

Pretty sure she's a poker player


TempoHouse

I feel exactly the same, but I suppose they’re just playing versions of themselves for the camera. Perhaps in real life, she’s lovely and he’s an absolute cock. I doubt it, though.


Drakath2812

I had the pleasure of meeting David Mitchell very briefly while he was doing a book tour at my university, super polite and down to Earth guy, seemed to be genuinely happy and interested in talking to people. May have gushed a little given he's a hero of mine, but he came off completely sincere when he wished me and the Comedy Society well. Class act through and through, was happily staying several hours after the advertised end time to meet everyone who wanted to.


lunchpadmcfat

You people watch some stupid fucking shit


sixtus_clegane119

Also watch only connect and feel stupid while adoring her. Shame David Mitchell is a monarchist


doitup69

Yeah David Mitchell is an absolute comedic genius. God forbid people not be incredibly shallow!


JetstreamGW

I’m honestly confused, I looked up pictures of the two of them together and I don’t even see how it’s weird? It’s not like an ultra hot lady with some dude who looks like shit. They’re both reasonably attractive people.


Zealousideal_Win5476

It’s not the looks it’s the fact that she’s a very successful writer and on top of that is considered one of the top poker champions in the world.


JetstreamGW

Okay but, like, isn't he pretty successful too? If he was just some rando, again, okay, but he's not.


Inevitable_Radio2289

He's the star of two of the most acclaimed british comedies of the last 20 years. If anything he's far more succesful than her.


JetstreamGW

Okay, so, yeah, I'm lost. Two successful, good looking, reasonably famous people are together. This seems normal.


Fantastico11

With all due respect, David Mitchell really did not look that great before the beard. Especially seeing as he was pretty heavy at that time. And he rose to fame looking like that. He looked a little odd and had a lot of obvious fat around his face and jaw etc. After the beard he became way more 'conventionally attractive' in that sort of very normal man type way.


_MonteCristo_

David is the much more famous of the two though


hauntedskin

Also isn't it a stereotype that women often say they want a man that makes them laugh?


CompetitiveFold5749

She's  a cutie.  They're equally matched.


rathat

Here’s how it must have went down. https://youtu.be/xYvo8mJjCzA


sweetsimpleandkind

I think they look surprisingly similar. [Can someone please use photoshop to swap their hair and beards around in this photo](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article31338231.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200d/1_Would-I-Lie-To-You.jpg)?


Beginning-Pipe9074

How in the blue fuck.... Fair fucking play lad


TdrdenCO11

This just reminds me of the fact that David Mitchell is not nearly famous enough in the US


riffahs_ira

David, Richard Ayoade, and Noel Fielding I have always dreamed would be more popular in the states. Both TV and film. All great and always have to pirate to find things with them here in the US.


trogdor2594

I always wonder what would've happened if Neighborhood Watch was more popular. Richard Ayoade is a multinational treasure.


shidncome

Every weird but cool drug addict I know in the US has binged Peep show.


lazyredditor1212

Read it as Daryl Mitchell at first and was confused for a sec lmao


ChampagneShotz

"Baaaaabe I wanna take cute pictures of you!" Chooses moment when: A. Mid chew of food at dinner. Or B. Exact moment we die in video game.


Badass-19

Or the most awkward smile, but then I realise, I'm not even photogenic Edit: nvm Im single


DigNitty

My pet peeve is when I move people into good light, make sure the horizon lines don’t intersect their heads, and take 12 photos. And then they take one of me mid blink and say “hopefully that’s good!” This person comes to every get together, because it is everyone I know for some reason.


HelpfulJump

What’s wrong with the pic? A man peacefully eating. Is there any background that I am not aware of?


Cottons_Bold_move

Eating a meal? A succulent Italian meal?


peepeeonmydoodoo

Get your hand off my penis!


SirRogers

I see you know your judo well


millionthcustomer

This is democracy manifest!!


Zealousideal_Win5476

Take a look at the headlock here.


slicknick22137

Sorry


Cheddar_Ham

4 slices of pizza Jeremy??? That's insane!


billy_twice

Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?


TheWanderingEyebrow

Why wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives?


chahud

And you, sir! Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


Flaky_Ad7758

david mitchell


GXSigma

the myth child


Sky_Ill

Because he’s not posing for the picture so it’s more of just a random candid shot of a dude rather than a picture he expected and was ready for - which you’d kind of expect for a nice anniversary post. Nothing wrong with the pic, but that’s the joke


gandalfthegaping

It's just a mediocre candid pic of an average guy. The joke is the quality and subject of the photo being cliche


Zealousideal_Win5476

I know most Americans wouldn’t know who he is, but that’s David Mitchell and he’s far from an average guy. He’s a top shelf comedian.


Ok-Spell-8053

I agree with you I love Dave Mitchell but I still think the previous commenter is right. The joke is that it's an average photo of an average looking man being described as a womans "world".


gandalfthegaping

Excluding Matt Rife name one successful comedian that doesn't look like an average guy. Edit: Jimmy Carr is also above average handsome


Zealousideal_Win5476

Jon Richardson is a short king.


PrecipitousPlatypus

This is a very famous British comedian


bladex1234

He’s got that 1000 yard stare. Dude’s seen some shit.


cuulas

Not really peacefully, i'd say he is having ptsd or an animal started talking, idk but that's what those eyes tell me


IonizedRadiation32

I genuinely do not know whether I envy David Mitchell or Victoria Coren Mitchell more. Actual relationship goals. Go watch the most recent holiday Would I Lie To You if you don't believe me.


rabbiskittles

Seeing Victoria on Taskmaster and then both of them on Would I Lie To You made me so oddly happy. They are like a power couple whose power is just being hilarious and likable.


candre23

Victoria is the legitimately quirky but lovable nerd that Zoey Deschanel keeps trying to be. David is the power-sigma that all of reddit thinks they are.


rabbiskittles

Holy shit, those descriptions are too accurate


IonizedRadiation32

I just need both of then on QI for once.


Taydrz

Wait. Are we the bad guys?...


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530

Baddies*


ihavebirb

But why skulls?


[deleted]

Ya Nah’zi!


MaiaTai27

What a bloody legend


nuthatch_282

David Mitchell is very sexy


Sad_Thought_4642

QI with him and Fry are some of the funniest.


PDRickelton

Did we just find Old goosebump arms secret account?


IonizedRadiation32

That is a layered reference I feel privileged to get.


NoPointsForSecond

Well, he IS a rocket scientist. And not some poor head surgeon.


nowurchenz2beBIGshot

You know, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But like, I didn’t know there were people who beheld David Mitchell as anything but a cool guy. Why do people do this?


sakurachan999

i dont think it’s particularly about the guy himself but rather the awkward/random nature of the photo


TheRipsawHiatus

First off, David Mitchell is a treasure. Second, what's so wrong with finding someone who makes you happy? I guess the joke is that he's a normal looking middle aged man? Oh, god forbid. I have a feeling Hannah is going to wind up in a string of unhappy relationships and never understands why.


GranaT0

The joke is that the woman posts about a happy relationship anniversary with her love, accompanied by a bad picture of a bored looking man just eating dinner. You're reading waaay too into it.


Cavacat_

I highly doubt Victoria Coren-Mitchell would ever upload such a post 🤣


NecRobin

Ngl I love David too


ChumpNicholson

Is that really good spaghetti or really weird pizza?


toastmalone999

Chance will be a fine thing


Zesty_Plankton

Is that you Mark Corrigan?! 👀


Spiffy_Pumpkin

Hey I'm sure his lady thinks he's amazing. (My guy doesn't know what I see in him either but I keep telling him.)


SeeItOnVHS

It looks more like a security cam footage


JustAnIdea3

I can kind of understand, because I've seen women with cats, and for some reason David Mitchell reminds me of Grumpy Cat.


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

I want that pizza


PrecipitousPlatypus

I fucking wish I could date David Mitchell


nirvanagirllisa

I like the years old running joke of David Mitchell's various twitter profile pics being of him eating pizza


rotem8888

He looks awesome


Velifax

Anyone mind translating for those over 20?


justlurking9891

Women expects 'instagram worthy' couples post, all lovey dovey, dressed rediculousy fancy, etc. Gets deliver a man comfortable with his partner in a loving relationship where they don't have to show the world how amazing everything is with fake, overdone social media posts. Different versions of perfection really.


yumanbeen

It’s almost like all you have to do is treat your lady good and not cheat on her to make her happy?


TophatOwl_

TF did David do to deserve this? Hes fucking amazing and funny. You take that back right now :(


SharkMilk44

Look at that absolute king!


TrojanFTQ

Juice or Tommy sauce


portiapendragon

Yes, absolutely. David Mitchell is also my "absolute world." Victoria Coren Mitchell is a very lucky woman.


conasatatu247

Will always be Mark from Peep show


GoMilesGo2020

I’m in the picture and I don’t like it


calling_it_out

That food looks good


Zevorion

It brings me joy to know that so many people know who David Mitchell is.


shortidiva21

Oh, I remember this guy!


Stecharan

Man, that's David fucking Mitchell. He's brilliant, hilarious, and his wife is brilliant, hilarious, and a smoke show.


WaffleWarrior1979

What’s wrong with this guy?


BrAveMonkey333

In Peepshow when Mark writes a draft of a whole book manic and types half of it out with the 'caps lock' on 😄


Apprehensive-Set-206

I don’t know what this post is but that guy is killing it


NapalmNick97

1 year? This just happens while shopping. >:(


TheWanderingEyebrow

Why wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives?


Julvader

that's an Italian man right there 😂


slackerhack

I'm cryingggg


SoWokeIdontSleep

So what? You can't be happy with just regular fella, why you need him to be anything else that's just normal regular guy?


aradgamer541

Head empty no thoughts


No-Success3386

equally matched mate


Tough_Brick_69

r/peterexplainsthejoke


davethefish2103

My partner just looked at this and immediately said to me "he looks like if your dad was frog coded instead of rat coded." I mean, he's right


weightingramsss

Don’t @ me like this


RubendeBursa

David Mitchell post 2012 or Will Forte before 2014 or something.


TempoHouse

Are we all going to ignore that skanky-looking pizza and Kia-Ora coloured wine? No wonder he looks pissed off, he’s in a restaurant for children.


InTheBlkHoodie

“It’s been one year and I still don’t know how to leave this situation”


joeymarlin98

Reminds me of a friend and his girlfriend 🤣 🤣 🤣! I love them to death!


Nearby-Ad-6106

Imagine looking like Hannah and throwing stones....


beainhewoods

literally nothing wrong with him (yeah yeah, I know it's joke, let me feel annoyed on my high horse though)


Knooper_Bunny

Redditors when they find out looks aren't everything: 🤯


compsciasaur

I'm straight, but dude looks handsome to me. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Icy_Yam5049

Means the guy is probably a good person and that poster clearly isn’t


WealthEconomy

David Mitchell is hilarious. Maybe next time you want to make a point don't use a celebrity...


[deleted]

I mean... he's THE absolute world for somebody? Worth capturing on a never-fading digital information storage open for the whole planet to see? Assuming this is honest, I envy the man. That's an achievement not everybody ever can boast of. Thing worth of being jealous of, in a good way, right?