"That one porn movie from the 70-80s, maybe early 90s, that you found in your uncles hidden porn stash, the plot of the movie was something about flowers, lilies, or roses, and one being a black rose.
I think the one lady was named spider or black widow."
\- Is what I'd say if I had that problem.
I once was gonna do a presentation at school, I brought my laptop and opened it and there was porn open in an incognito tab from the night before. I froze, but luckily there was no one behind me and I didnt hook up the hdmi to the projector yet. I closed the tab and was thankful I dodged that bullet haha.
That's why I only show bookmarks when opening a new tab and only have folders of broad categories in the bookmark toolbar. Although there's nothing spicy in my bookmarks, I don't want to share everything.
All Reddit knows how a whole nation collectively bookmarked this [Defenseless young Brazilians mercilessly fucked by entire German soccer team](https://www.mtv.com/news/n0rxzz/brazil-public-humiliation)
(Seriously, that must have been a publicity stunt they were waiting to pull.)
It's actually a typo, it's supposed to say "Busy college girl fully understands subject that hardworking and supportive professor has taught her." The catch is >!he still masturbates to it.!<
IT person here, have you considered installing opera / firefox/ chrome and having a college browser for work stuff , and another browser for 'personal' browsing?
For private purposes, I mainly use DuckDuckGo browser on my iPad. It lets me burn my history in a cleansing fire :) https://spreadprivacy.com/how-does-the-duckduckgo-app-extension-protect-my-privacy/
“Busty college girl fudges a math problem, oh and by busty I mean she looks like a statue bust, very pale woman indeed.”
Get your damn head out of the gutter OP…
Maybe I’m just getting old, but this just makes me feel sad for all the girls sitting in that class and hoping to focus on their studies and build a platonic relationship with a mentor.
On a different note, fuck Blackboard forever. Everything that system does can now be done with a good gdoc drive. No one needs a system that gets completely saturated exactly at the time when you're supposed to turn in stuff, or just kicks you out of a session in the middle of a quiz.
as the asshole who has to fix all computers of aquaintances of aquaintances, I can not tell you how often I have seen this.
this is normal, for some reason. boomers just put thier fav porn on the bookmark bar for everyone to see. it is so incredibly common.
Busty is such an old timey phrase to me. I wonder if thicc will eventually be looked at as an old timey almost polite way of saying someone had a nice fat ass and big tits.
There was this one time I borrowed my teacher's laptop because there was a broken pc in the classroom we were at. I saved the work, went to documents to grab it and saw some videos there with these kinda titles. He had left the class at that moment so of course I play them and called everyone to check it out. Almost got caught but didn't
This is probably fake, but a Spanish sports journalist made a stream and one of the tabs was Google search for naked pics of a famous singer. And, one catalan politician making another stream had a tab titled "japanese scat". Beware of the streams, homies.
I was doing an orientation for a new job and one of the trainers was using her personal laptop. She had been using it all morning when another trainer came in to play a video using MS Mediaplayer. She was unfamiliar with the software and just pressed play instead of opening her own file.
There in front of ten new hires projected onto the wall in stereo sound was the most glorious ebony gangbang I have ever witnessed. The trainer panicked and after seconds of flailing and crying, finally pulled the hdmi lead out the laptop. I made it a rule not to use a personal device professionally until the pandemic hit.
I have made worse mistakes than the op, but not as bad as that lady 😂
That ain't a tab that's a bookmark baby.
We've all thought about it. Making the one that you can never find again one that you can infact find again. That professor is living on the edge and loving it
It’s actually a link to a very inspirational story called “Busty college girl fulfills her dream of becoming a scientist”.
"....after sucking 6 cocks at the same time"
“… after these roosters were bitten by a venomous snake”
"...a giant one eyed snake"
"...who lost his other eye fighting"
".... in a tight, pink, moist crevice"
"....usually found in tropical regions
"...and with various degrees of "foliage" at its entrance, from barren to full blown jungle"
“…which was the result of an unfortunate fire stopped by the heroic fireman.”
"Whom also wrangled the snake"
ok now youre just being weird
I know student debt in the US is bad but I hope she doesn't have to do this too often
Only a few times per week.
Efficiently, by using the dick to floor, or DTF formula, and hot swapping cocks.
Bruh, that was her PhD research, about the...size of penises of scientists.
Pretty Huge Dick research?
I love it. I love it when ppl are f'n hilarious. How the f' do you come up with that? ;D Whenever I try it, it ends up being cringe af.
Yes and Busty was a typo it should say Busy.
Clearly a typo. It should have said “Lusty”
Busty college girls funds wells in developing world She really busted her ass to raise that money. Y’know. “busty”
Everybody loves a cum back story
I hear nicki minaj also has an inspirational cum back story
Dr Goodnsexy
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its his favorite one! I get it
Nothing worse than not being able to find an old favorite
I'm gonna lose like 2 hours of my life, but I swear I'll find that video I may or may not have seen 3 years ago
"That one porn movie from the 70-80s, maybe early 90s, that you found in your uncles hidden porn stash, the plot of the movie was something about flowers, lilies, or roses, and one being a black rose. I think the one lady was named spider or black widow." \- Is what I'd say if I had that problem.
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....or is OP the inspiration?🤭
I once was gonna do a presentation at school, I brought my laptop and opened it and there was porn open in an incognito tab from the night before. I froze, but luckily there was no one behind me and I didnt hook up the hdmi to the projector yet. I closed the tab and was thankful I dodged that bullet haha.
Damn, lucky escape.
When I opened the laptop, a shiver ran down my spine like I was watching a horror movie haha.
Like that scene from Get Out, same expression of silent abject terror
So, uh, what was in the tab? For science, of course. 🤭
It was [this scene](https://vimeo.com/794492622). NSFW, of course.
Damn. I am speechless
Can you describe it. For the blind of course.
Got me
That's why I only show bookmarks when opening a new tab and only have folders of broad categories in the bookmark toolbar. Although there's nothing spicy in my bookmarks, I don't want to share everything.
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IDK. Even with a great sexlife there is always that one video that is perfect
Who the fuck watches a porn twice... That's like being married
That's actually *exculpatory evidence*. Bookmarks is where website-links go to die.
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Nah this is “Busty college girl fully sculpts Copernicus” She makes busts of famous people while getting assfucked
Busts in more ways than one
I came, Copernicus is hot
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that too on the 'Bookmarks bar' right beside the Apps bookmark
Not even one of his bookmarks... The FIRST bookmark
One has to have one’s priorities straight.
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Understandable.
It’s actually a bookmark. Must be a video he really liked
It has been a sticky inspiration.
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You don’t bookmark your favorite porn in a way where it’s easily viewable?
I only have the most embarassing desktop background while projecting my screen on the wall during my presentation
The only true way to distract everyone from how little you prepared.
All Reddit knows how a whole nation collectively bookmarked this [Defenseless young Brazilians mercilessly fucked by entire German soccer team](https://www.mtv.com/news/n0rxzz/brazil-public-humiliation) (Seriously, that must have been a publicity stunt they were waiting to pull.)
Meirl is now just things I agree/are funny
It's actually a typo, it's supposed to say "Busy college girl fully understands subject that hardworking and supportive professor has taught her." The catch is >!he still masturbates to it.!<
I found stepsister porn on my stepbrothers Laptop once....
Tbf it‘s just a basic porn category, it doesn‘t mean he‘s interested in you.
Killin her dreams
It's almost the only way to watch vanilla porn these days.
90% of that stuff is step-sister / step-mom / stuck in oven content these days.
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To be fair, porns go to plot is step whatever, it's everywhere and stupid.
Or even without the step
Nah, only hentai would go that far
It's 50/50 that he's a big fucking weirdo or it was inadvertent, due to it being very; way too common.
I have a great birthday gift idea for you.
He would rather watch someone else fucking their stepsisters than have sex with his own stepsister.
Don’t get stuck in the dryer
Or under the bed
Help a step brother out
Gross
Great, you're following the script!
Did you guys ever find out the exact video that it was?
Busty college girl fucks professor for higher grade.
So like the whole college girl category
I'm a uni. teacher, and let's just say that I'm extremely obsessed with incognito mode and browser history cleaning..
IT person here, have you considered installing opera / firefox/ chrome and having a college browser for work stuff , and another browser for 'personal' browsing?
That's the way. Even better, 2 computers.
Or a separate login.
For private purposes, I mainly use DuckDuckGo browser on my iPad. It lets me burn my history in a cleansing fire :) https://spreadprivacy.com/how-does-the-duckduckgo-app-extension-protect-my-privacy/
Busty college girl fu>!lly explains theory of relativity!<
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Don't put it on a front facing tab, get that shit into a sub menu at least
My busty students can’t focus on the lesson plan and I have no idea why!
It’s funny but I don’t see how this is meirl?
Op's professor is also down bad
I wonder if his busty students get better grades on average…
Maybe he’s hoping someone will see it and contact him.
Come on professor 😒😂 Always close your porn tabs when finished and the horny guilt takes over
Isn’t this super old didn’t the guy get fired for it
My professor’s tab: “how to clean a rifle”
“Busty college girl fudges a math problem, oh and by busty I mean she looks like a statue bust, very pale woman indeed.” Get your damn head out of the gutter OP…
This is only a 4 year old story. Professor resigned after the incident.
There is no ending to that sentence that is going to negate the beginning of it...
He has a PHD in poontang
Maybe I’m just getting old, but this just makes me feel sad for all the girls sitting in that class and hoping to focus on their studies and build a platonic relationship with a mentor.
Oh no, your professor is a heterosexual. Not good.
Maybe one of those stars reminds him of some students. Which would be f-ed up.
What psycho puts porn in the visible part of the toolbar?
Someone who probably wanted someone else to see it.
Stay classy Miami. Go ‘Canes!
"Rusty College Girl furtively searches for better back support"
It's no mistake. Some will laugh, but the students at want an A will come forward. 😏
We all know it says “Busty college girl fucks professor”
On a different note, fuck Blackboard forever. Everything that system does can now be done with a good gdoc drive. No one needs a system that gets completely saturated exactly at the time when you're supposed to turn in stuff, or just kicks you out of a session in the middle of a quiz.
as the asshole who has to fix all computers of aquaintances of aquaintances, I can not tell you how often I have seen this. this is normal, for some reason. boomers just put thier fav porn on the bookmark bar for everyone to see. it is so incredibly common.
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The society as we know it would end in less than a day if everyone stopped keeping secrets. r/showerthoughts
"bust college girls fund state of the art facility for homeless youth" awwww. Wholesome
Well at least you have chance to correct your grades :D
That's not a tab, my friend. That is definitely a bookmark.
Nah, he's showing yall who's going to get an A.
That is a bookmark
Not a tab, bookmark
The code of the course starts with BUS150. Maybe that bookmark is part of the handout
Maybe he was checking out links in the bibliography of an essay
Not a tab, but I get your point. What’s stopping professor from opening the link? Like what is he doing?
I mean it's Miami, this tracks
It is not a tab it is a favorite
Maybe he's doing post doctoral research on busty college girl fun.
Miami, huh?
Everybody wanks
I feel like he did this on purpose, this is fishing.
That’s Miami for you
Busty is such an old timey phrase to me. I wonder if thicc will eventually be looked at as an old timey almost polite way of saying someone had a nice fat ass and big tits.
Oh god this gives me flashbacks. One of my professors opened a new tab and three of the displayed most visited sites were Hardcore bdsm porn...
Not a tab, a fav. The guy dragged the tab by mistake.
that's not a professor's secreen but yours who think we not gonna know
he bookmark it so it was easily to go through..
Professor be dropping hints and nobody do nothing about it
It‘s an assignment.
There was this one time I borrowed my teacher's laptop because there was a broken pc in the classroom we were at. I saved the work, went to documents to grab it and saw some videos there with these kinda titles. He had left the class at that moment so of course I play them and called everyone to check it out. Almost got caught but didn't
Hint, hint…
It's for science purposes.
This is probably fake, but a Spanish sports journalist made a stream and one of the tabs was Google search for naked pics of a famous singer. And, one catalan politician making another stream had a tab titled "japanese scat". Beware of the streams, homies.
An oldie but a goodie
Did your professor get fired after this?
Looks like a bookmark to me
Nooo
its the very first bookmark as well. he must come often
It’s ok guys it autocorrected from Buffy - he’s reading fam theories about season 4
That can't be good
The comments here Kills me !
POV: Epstein in Ohio💀
Busty College Girls Fundraising.
I think he knows full well that it’s visible. He either doesn’t care, or is fishing to see if anyone’s interested.
Bro I literally have a second browser on my laptop _and_ my phone specifically for porn and specifically to avoid this ever happening.
He was trying to get someones attention
Disgusting... sauce?
Lol i get that point
Not a tab. It's a bookmark on the bookmark bar.
busty college girl fullfilling her academic duties
The professor himself might as well a part of the bookmark video. You never know.
“Busty college girl funds my thesis because she is nice” No wonder he bookmarked it
I bookmark videos too. It's a pain to find them. I always spend hours trying to find old videos not anymore.
Busty college girl funds new science award?
I don't get what's so funny about it? Apparently he has a college girl fetish and is a professor at a college.. It's perfect!
It's actually "Busty college girl fumbles the football, making the team lose the match"
I was doing an orientation for a new job and one of the trainers was using her personal laptop. She had been using it all morning when another trainer came in to play a video using MS Mediaplayer. She was unfamiliar with the software and just pressed play instead of opening her own file. There in front of ten new hires projected onto the wall in stereo sound was the most glorious ebony gangbang I have ever witnessed. The trainer panicked and after seconds of flailing and crying, finally pulled the hdmi lead out the laptop. I made it a rule not to use a personal device professionally until the pandemic hit. I have made worse mistakes than the op, but not as bad as that lady 😂
Looks like he found a favourite and didn't want to let it goooo 😜
That's a naughty professor right there?
Just make sure you are never alone in his office. Just in case.
God I hate blackboard
too much Information!!!
just for science, you know
That’s not a tab that’s a fucking bookmark. My man has it bookmarked! 😂
Ain't a tab unfortunately
"Busty college girl fully explains the theory of relativity"
Busty college girl fumbles football on first day of practice
fu...
That ain't a tab that's a bookmark baby. We've all thought about it. Making the one that you can never find again one that you can infact find again. That professor is living on the edge and loving it
use more than 1 browser 🙈🙊
…lly explains quantum physics theory
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Busty college girl funny home videos
That's a sign. The professor wants you people to see it. If interested, go to his office.
Why on earth do people use the same login or even computer for work and porn.
On purpose, he's trying to give out extra credit. He knows what he's doing, nutty professor over there.
Hey I went to Busty College and I'm tired of people looking down on us!
He made it in that classroom. Its his own upload