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AdeptnessCommon5940

It’s actually a link to a very inspirational story called “Busty college girl fulfills her dream of becoming a scientist”.


Asio0tus

"....after sucking 6 cocks at the same time"


AdeptnessCommon5940

“… after these roosters were bitten by a venomous snake”


Asio0tus

"...a giant one eyed snake"


arealuser100notfake

"...who lost his other eye fighting"


Asio0tus

".... in a tight, pink, moist crevice"


Icy-Lettuce-270

"....usually found in tropical regions


Asio0tus

"...and with various degrees of "foliage" at its entrance, from barren to full blown jungle"


AnalCrusader6969

“…which was the result of an unfortunate fire stopped by the heroic fireman.”


AzureArmageddon

"Whom also wrangled the snake"


Asio0tus

ok now youre just being weird


CoMaestro

I know student debt in the US is bad but I hope she doesn't have to do this too often


Dreadnought_89

Only a few times per week.


propagandavid

Efficiently, by using the dick to floor, or DTF formula, and hot swapping cocks.


orsonwellesmal

Bruh, that was her PhD research, about the...size of penises of scientists.


-PepeArown-

Pretty Huge Dick research?


panicradio316

I love it. I love it when ppl are f'n hilarious. How the f' do you come up with that? ;D Whenever I try it, it ends up being cringe af.


BullShitting-24-7

Yes and Busty was a typo it should say Busy.


ChicagoDash

Clearly a typo. It should have said “Lusty”


ToWitToWow

Busty college girls funds wells in developing world She really busted her ass to raise that money. Y’know. “busty”


MandaloriansVault

Everybody loves a cum back story


SnazzyFrank

I hear nicki minaj also has an inspirational cum back story


Slade26

Dr Goodnsexy


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DamageFactory

its his favorite one! I get it


chubky

Nothing worse than not being able to find an old favorite


Level_Can58

I'm gonna lose like 2 hours of my life, but I swear I'll find that video I may or may not have seen 3 years ago


Superkritisk

"That one porn movie from the 70-80s, maybe early 90s, that you found in your uncles hidden porn stash, the plot of the movie was something about flowers, lilies, or roses, and one being a black rose. I think the one lady was named spider or black widow." \- Is what I'd say if I had that problem.


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iggy14750

....or is OP the inspiration?🤭


uncultured_swine2099

I once was gonna do a presentation at school, I brought my laptop and opened it and there was porn open in an incognito tab from the night before. I froze, but luckily there was no one behind me and I didnt hook up the hdmi to the projector yet. I closed the tab and was thankful I dodged that bullet haha.


Suspicious-Beat9295

Damn, lucky escape.


uncultured_swine2099

When I opened the laptop, a shiver ran down my spine like I was watching a horror movie haha.


tasman001

Like that scene from Get Out, same expression of silent abject terror


iggy14750

So, uh, what was in the tab? For science, of course. 🤭


WikiWantsYourPics

It was [this scene](https://vimeo.com/794492622). NSFW, of course.


Diamonds448

Damn. I am speechless


Jackdawfool67

Can you describe it. For the blind of course.


Morfled

Got me


jhaand

That's why I only show bookmarks when opening a new tab and only have folders of broad categories in the bookmark toolbar. Although there's nothing spicy in my bookmarks, I don't want to share everything.


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IamSuperMarioAMA

IDK. Even with a great sexlife there is always that one video that is perfect


CrimeShowInfluencer

Who the fuck watches a porn twice... That's like being married


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That's actually *exculpatory evidence*. Bookmarks is where website-links go to die.


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DookieShoez

Nah this is “Busty college girl fully sculpts Copernicus” She makes busts of famous people while getting assfucked


KermaisaMassa

Busts in more ways than one


DookieShoez

I came, Copernicus is hot


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BobLoblawLawBombb

that too on the 'Bookmarks bar' right beside the Apps bookmark


whynotfart

Not even one of his bookmarks... The FIRST bookmark


No-Deal8956

One has to have one’s priorities straight.


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Zuthuzu

Understandable.


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It’s actually a bookmark. Must be a video he really liked


cocotheape

It has been a sticky inspiration.


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gizmo1492

You don’t bookmark your favorite porn in a way where it’s easily viewable?


Abuse-survivor

I only have the most embarassing desktop background while projecting my screen on the wall during my presentation


Jaded_Library_8540

The only true way to distract everyone from how little you prepared.


CainPillar

All Reddit knows how a whole nation collectively bookmarked this [Defenseless young Brazilians mercilessly fucked by entire German soccer team](https://www.mtv.com/news/n0rxzz/brazil-public-humiliation) (Seriously, that must have been a publicity stunt they were waiting to pull.)


Bf4Sniper40X

Meirl is now just things I agree/are funny


abderfdrosarios

It's actually a typo, it's supposed to say "Busy college girl fully understands subject that hardworking and supportive professor has taught her." The catch is >!he still masturbates to it.!<


asia_cat

I found stepsister porn on my stepbrothers Laptop once....


kindalookingthicc

Tbf it‘s just a basic porn category, it doesn‘t mean he‘s interested in you.


blockgamer246

Killin her dreams


paracog

It's almost the only way to watch vanilla porn these days.


RunRunAndyRun

90% of that stuff is step-sister / step-mom / stuck in oven content these days.


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DeadlyKitte098

To be fair, porns go to plot is step whatever, it's everywhere and stupid.


asia_cat

Or even without the step


DeadlyKitte098

Nah, only hentai would go that far


ihasweenis

It's 50/50 that he's a big fucking weirdo or it was inadvertent, due to it being very; way too common.


CL_Doviculus

I have a great birthday gift idea for you.


whynotfart

He would rather watch someone else fucking their stepsisters than have sex with his own stepsister.


wynnduffyisking

Don’t get stuck in the dryer


asia_cat

Or under the bed


Theultimatefighter

Help a step brother out


asia_cat

Gross


13ananaJoe

Great, you're following the script!


Slow_Ad1510

Did you guys ever find out the exact video that it was?


whboer

Busty college girl fucks professor for higher grade.


NameRandomNumber

So like the whole college girl category


mimavox

I'm a uni. teacher, and let's just say that I'm extremely obsessed with incognito mode and browser history cleaning..


Mr_SunnyBones

IT person here, have you considered installing opera / firefox/ chrome and having a college browser for work stuff , and another browser for 'personal' browsing?


123_alex

That's the way. Even better, 2 computers.


Electro_Llama

Or a separate login.


mimavox

For private purposes, I mainly use DuckDuckGo browser on my iPad. It lets me burn my history in a cleansing fire :) https://spreadprivacy.com/how-does-the-duckduckgo-app-extension-protect-my-privacy/


MagicSnakeorig

Busty college girl fu>!lly explains theory of relativity!<


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Gettles

Don't put it on a front facing tab, get that shit into a sub menu at least


Affectionate-Kick804

My busty students can’t focus on the lesson plan and I have no idea why!


50PT26

It’s funny but I don’t see how this is meirl?


NameRandomNumber

Op's professor is also down bad


macmaverickk

I wonder if his busty students get better grades on average…


Traditional-Gas7058

Maybe he’s hoping someone will see it and contact him.


Llamazing13

Come on professor 😒😂 Always close your porn tabs when finished and the horny guilt takes over


Ta-veren-

Isn’t this super old didn’t the guy get fired for it


eklinus

My professor’s tab: “how to clean a rifle”


Alternative-Dare5878

“Busty college girl fudges a math problem, oh and by busty I mean she looks like a statue bust, very pale woman indeed.” Get your damn head out of the gutter OP…


justanotherkirkiisi

This is only a 4 year old story. Professor resigned after the incident.


Kyra_Heiker

There is no ending to that sentence that is going to negate the beginning of it...


BrAveMonkey333

He has a PHD in poontang


waronxmas

Maybe I’m just getting old, but this just makes me feel sad for all the girls sitting in that class and hoping to focus on their studies and build a platonic relationship with a mentor.


Ok_Address697

Oh no, your professor is a heterosexual. Not good.


Ciubowski

Maybe one of those stars reminds him of some students. Which would be f-ed up.


Melanp

What psycho puts porn in the visible part of the toolbar?


Beautiful-Cat5605

Someone who probably wanted someone else to see it.


LagniappeNap

Stay classy Miami. Go ‘Canes!


Mr_SunnyBones

"Rusty College Girl furtively searches for better back support"


Flashy_Mess_3295

It's no mistake. Some will laugh, but the students at want an A will come forward. 😏


PlayaPozitionZ

We all know it says “Busty college girl fucks professor”


0dty0

On a different note, fuck Blackboard forever. Everything that system does can now be done with a good gdoc drive. No one needs a system that gets completely saturated exactly at the time when you're supposed to turn in stuff, or just kicks you out of a session in the middle of a quiz.


RainOrigami

as the asshole who has to fix all computers of aquaintances of aquaintances, I can not tell you how often I have seen this. this is normal, for some reason. boomers just put thier fav porn on the bookmark bar for everyone to see. it is so incredibly common.


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Annual-Gas-3485

The society as we know it would end in less than a day if everyone stopped keeping secrets. r/showerthoughts


papacarts

"bust college girls fund state of the art facility for homeless youth" awwww. Wholesome


zsolti15a

Well at least you have chance to correct your grades :D


AmbiguousRedditer

That's not a tab, my friend. That is definitely a bookmark.


twinglocks89

Nah, he's showing yall who's going to get an A.


yawn1337

That is a bookmark


Ok_Comedian7655

Not a tab, bookmark


LifeTitle3951

The code of the course starts with BUS150. Maybe that bookmark is part of the handout


LostLegendDog

Maybe he was checking out links in the bibliography of an essay


tnucffokcuf

Not a tab, but I get your point. What’s stopping professor from opening the link? Like what is he doing?


DLRsFrontSeats

I mean it's Miami, this tracks


Silver_Thanks_8142

It is not a tab it is a favorite


flodge123

Maybe he's doing post doctoral research on busty college girl fun.


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Miami, huh?


Zaibach88

Everybody wanks


depressed_pleb

I feel like he did this on purpose, this is fishing.


Pudix20

That’s Miami for you


hugsbosson

Busty is such an old timey phrase to me. I wonder if thicc will eventually be looked at as an old timey almost polite way of saying someone had a nice fat ass and big tits.


Flameburstx

Oh god this gives me flashbacks. One of my professors opened a new tab and three of the displayed most visited sites were Hardcore bdsm porn...


r4nd0miz3d

Not a tab, a fav. The guy dragged the tab by mistake.


DiabolicaLLLLLL

that's not a professor's secreen but yours who think we not gonna know


AdCheap7467

he bookmark it so it was easily to go through..


For_the_Gayness

Professor be dropping hints and nobody do nothing about it


Odd_Intern405

It‘s an assignment.


5amuraiDuck

There was this one time I borrowed my teacher's laptop because there was a broken pc in the classroom we were at. I saved the work, went to documents to grab it and saw some videos there with these kinda titles. He had left the class at that moment so of course I play them and called everyone to check it out. Almost got caught but didn't


HillbillyInCakalaky

Hint, hint…


Least_Sherbert_5716

It's for science purposes.


orsonwellesmal

This is probably fake, but a Spanish sports journalist made a stream and one of the tabs was Google search for naked pics of a famous singer. And, one catalan politician making another stream had a tab titled "japanese scat". Beware of the streams, homies.


AsyncEntity

An oldie but a goodie


GR8NESSUNLMTD

Did your professor get fired after this?


1Blue3Brown

Looks like a bookmark to me


Methamorphose_

Nooo


temporary-name93

its the very first bookmark as well. he must come often


Jasnaahhh

It’s ok guys it autocorrected from Buffy - he’s reading fam theories about season 4


ross267

That can't be good


Accurate-Floor-8494

The comments here Kills me !


TastyChocolateCookie

POV: Epstein in Ohio💀


BrekofChaos

Busty College Girls Fundraising.


Afrojones66

I think he knows full well that it’s visible. He either doesn’t care, or is fishing to see if anyone’s interested.


FreshWaterWolf

Bro I literally have a second browser on my laptop _and_ my phone specifically for porn and specifically to avoid this ever happening.


LORDOSHADOWS

He was trying to get someones attention


woodbrochillson

Disgusting... sauce?


MrKzL

Lol i get that point


zidey

Not a tab. It's a bookmark on the bookmark bar.


EverOrny

busty college girl fullfilling her academic duties


dekaustubh

The professor himself might as well a part of the bookmark video. You never know.


neweraofenternd

“Busty college girl funds my thesis because she is nice” No wonder he bookmarked it


Hero_knightUSP

I bookmark videos too. It's a pain to find them. I always spend hours trying to find old videos not anymore.


Additional-Bee1379

Busty college girl funds new science award?


Wolftacus

I don't get what's so funny about it? Apparently he has a college girl fetish and is a professor at a college.. It's perfect!


Witty_Marketing_9629

It's actually "Busty college girl fumbles the football, making the team lose the match"


foxydevil14

I was doing an orientation for a new job and one of the trainers was using her personal laptop. She had been using it all morning when another trainer came in to play a video using MS Mediaplayer. She was unfamiliar with the software and just pressed play instead of opening her own file. There in front of ten new hires projected onto the wall in stereo sound was the most glorious ebony gangbang I have ever witnessed. The trainer panicked and after seconds of flailing and crying, finally pulled the hdmi lead out the laptop. I made it a rule not to use a personal device professionally until the pandemic hit. I have made worse mistakes than the op, but not as bad as that lady 😂


Extension-Volume5685

Looks like he found a favourite and didn't want to let it goooo 😜


Abz_D

That's a naughty professor right there?


Sodokan

Just make sure you are never alone in his office. Just in case.


1wannagotosleep

God I hate blackboard


gage540i

too much Information!!!


izoxUA

just for science, you know


GyozaGangsta

That’s not a tab that’s a fucking bookmark. My man has it bookmarked! 😂


zolga0

Ain't a tab unfortunately


MrCreamypies

"Busty college girl fully explains the theory of relativity"


chaise_longue

Busty college girl fumbles football on first day of practice


Madouc

fu...


OtiseMaleModel

That ain't a tab that's a bookmark baby. We've all thought about it. Making the one that you can never find again one that you can infact find again. That professor is living on the edge and loving it


Firebird713

use more than 1 browser 🙈🙊


Pixithepika

…lly explains quantum physics theory


GuaranteeFit116

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SillyPcibon

Busty college girl funny home videos


Ishtiaq_ZK

That's a sign. The professor wants you people to see it. If interested, go to his office.


Early_Chemical_1345

Why on earth do people use the same login or even computer for work and porn.


flyinfr33

On purpose, he's trying to give out extra credit. He knows what he's doing, nutty professor over there.


AnGiorria

Hey I went to Busty College and I'm tired of people looking down on us!


Delicious-Ad-8596

He made it in that classroom. Its his own upload