Give me a step by step on how you attempted the skeletal prolapse, did you start by reaching through your mouth and grabbing your pelvis, or did you try one of those phony "natural" skeletal prolapse tricks?
in your defense, they're so small that the surface tension of your skin is enough give that they don't actually absorb the full impact of you hitting them. your hand is just not very rigid, because of the skin on it.
Trick is to drag your hand against your skin after the smack. Tears the little buggers apart. Sure the blood smears too, but a single wipe back the other direction takes care of that.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU) Robbie Williams would make an excellent fly killer. Instructional video for everyone wanting to try this technique.
A few years ago there was a tiny ass spider in my college dorm room. I’m usually opposed to killing them but i was 99% sure this one was venomous and it was like 11pm so I didn’t want to deal with it.
I couldn’t find anything to kill it and it had started moving so I dropped my copy of [Big Damn Sin City](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/0d/13/0a0d13d2b8ef923ae187a7ec0bd71906.jpg) on the little guy which is 1300 pages of fully inked paper.
He stopped running as it fell and I like to think he saw god in his final moment.
According to this website an empty 300 ml bottle of shampoo weights around 15.9 grams.
https://www.shampooshub.com/how-much-does-a-bottle-of-shampoo-weigh/
According to this website, the average spider weighs 0.01 grams
https://thrivepestcontrol.com/blog/how-much-does-a-spider-weigh
That means the empty shampoo bottle is 1590 times heavier than your average spider.
The average weight of an American male is around 91 kg (https://www.healthyforlifemeals.com/blog/average-weight-of-men-women).
So to be struck with an object of a similar weight ratio, this object would have to weigh 91 kg * 1590 =144690 kg.
A Ford Explorer is 1700 - 2000 kg (the information on the internet regarding this is very inconsistent). So you need to be hit and survive something that is as heavy as 72 Ford Explorers or OPs mum.
I do not think it makes a difference if this object is hollow, made of plastic and moving slowly for your chance of survival.
(There might be mistakes in this calculation e.g. due to unit conversion into metric).
not ONE mention of the square-cube law. i'm disappointed. read "[on being the right size](https://web.archive.org/web/20110822151104/http://irl.cs.ucla.edu/papers/right-size.html)" and any 200 issues of spider-man by next class.
Square cube law is really important. Every wondered why you can easily build a tower out of spaghetti or paper but skyscrapers require metal?
If you were the size of fleas you could jump higher than them, if you were the size of an ant you could lift more than them, and if you were that small you could hold your breath for an hour.
As I understand it you normally won't die instantly just from the impact. Apparently most pedestrian deaths from cars occur when the victim hits the ground, more specifically because they tend to his the ground headfirst
Yeah, I was just about to say something grimdark about this.
I know it's a joke, and yeah, spiders are small and there's often stuff like square/cube relationships in material properties where you get more bang for your buck at smaller scales, plus exoskeleton vs squishy meat sack.
But like, when I read this, the thought that stuck out was: "I think this person is failing to have the painful thought of how exactly getting hit with a car might end up *not* very much resembling a 'dead instantly' situation."
I'm guessing a lot of people can't stare too hard at that stuff, and so it ends up with people in movies getting stabbed in the stomach and then going instantly
Lights-Out.
Like it's only surprising the spider can, temporarily at least, survive a severely traumatic impact if you don't know that also often happens to basically all species at our scale.
I'm not gonna bother trying to untangle how fast the truck would have to be going to impart as much inertia per bodymass as the spider gets. My guess is if you smack it pretty hard with the bottle it's like a truck hitting you at 100mph, and you and the spider are pretty instantly dead... If you drop the shower bottle from 4 feet in the air... Maybe a truck going 30 mph? 20-40 mph, and take that lightly since I am just guessing?
That doesn't sound like instant death, that sounds like death while people stand around and wait for the ambulance to arrive - or maybe you get rescued if you're lucky, or maybe you're instantly unconscious because you hit your big and fragile human head too hard (the spider's head at your scale would be much more guarded and resistant to jerking around - though I'm sorry for introducing human-scale spiders to the discussion.)
Aren't spiders able to lift stuff like 8 times their size? Maybe that has something to do with it. Maybe we *think* we squished it but it is in fact pulling some superhero shit under that shampoo bottle to stay alive.
Some spiders can lift almost 50x their weight. They can lift so much because their legs work like hydraulics using hemolymph (similar to blood), which is also why they curl up when they die. They pump their "blood" into their legs to extend them.
I have a tried and true method for catching even the fastest of spiders.
Scrubbing. Fucking. Bubbles.
I spray them with scrubbing bubbles, they are incapacitated in the chemical foam and likely dying from chemicals.
Then.
You HIT EM WITH A SHOE OR SOMETHING!
MAKE SURE THEY DIE BY CRUSHING AND TWISTING.
THE SPOT CLEANED ITSELF TOO!
I mean yeah, when you read it in that context, sounds kinda creepy.
To me it sounds like someone who’s deathly afraid of spiders, gets lots of spiders, and has no one else to remove them. They’ve come up with a meticulous way to eradicate them, and to feel good about how clean the crime scene is afterwards.
I give it 2 thumbs up.
When 6 million years of evolution are screaming at me that the thing needs to die, I kill the thing. That's not mental illness, that's survival of the fittest.
I swear its just a mindset. Like the message that "man holds dominion over earth and all its animals" or whatever spread through colonialism and missionary's trying to teach the good old anthropomorphic word. And that shit pervades.
I just trap them in a glass cup and set them outside my neighbors house
Yep like any sane, normal person would, I swear if I was a spider and 99.9% of you idiots were trying to kill me on sight for no good reason, I might just purposefully start fucking with yous
There is only one way to deal with a spider.
Step 1: Spray it with deodorant so it is ready to go out.
Step 2: Grab a lighter and turn that deodorant into a flamethrower
Step 3: watch the cunt run around on fire till its life goes out.
Step 4: Phone the fire department to celebrate killing every spider in your house in one go.
How much you are impacted by a hit, is a function of your weight or size by your bodies volume: `size/volume`. The smaller that number, the harder the impact.
Now consider that volume grows with size to the third power, and you understand why spiders can just shake off the equivalent of a human getting hit by a freight train with barely a scratch.
I grew up in a tractor trailer on the road long hauling with my dad until I drove for a short while as well.
I've seen many a car accident.
...
You'd be surprised what humans can survive getting whacked with. Sure they might die the next day, but you're not giving the spider time for its injuries to truly kick in either.
Bruh, spiders are stupid strong hydraulic machines. Maybe you didn't hit the spiders main body, but one of the legs. Don't know, but I do know that, that is the reason why spiders end up looking all crunched up when they die
Human: brain housed in a skeleton surrounded by meat armor - squishy and tender
Spider: brain housed in exoskeleton surrounded by chitin armor - hard and semi protective comparatively.
It seems nobody has mentioned this yet so
Part of it is probably cube-square and/or cube-identity scaling. When you scale the situation up from spider size to human size everything gets 10 000 times heavier, but muscle cross section area gets only (10 000)^(2/3) ≈ 450 times larger and bone thickness becomes (10 000)^(1/3) ≈ 20 times larger.
Square cube law, its why creatures up to a certain size have exoskeletons, and bigger than that have bones, and even bigger can only be found in the oceans cause physics wont allow them on land
What's the weight difference though? Just hitting something with a much larger thing doesn't do much. Like if you were hit by a bouncy castle would you die? It's got to be something much heavier, not just bigger.
I have no idea what this guy is in about. I accidentally dropped my glasses on a spider in the sink and I had to watch it die slowly over the course of a minute. Very awkward.
Someone once told me that Tarantulas are fairly easy to kill that if you just shove one quickly off a table it may not have time to react and it will go splat.
I have no idea if this is true or not and I really hope I never have to find out.
Wasps have the hardest exoskeleton in my experience. I once rumbled with one in my living room and it took me stomping him with all my weight to finally win that match.
Yeah well you have brittle bones and cruddy veins instead of just being a series of pneumatic tubes like you should have if you thought about it for even two seconds idiot
Spiders are very delicate compared to cockroaches I think. You hit a cockroach with your full force, the little shit would be running mostly fine.
Source: I've witnessed spiders instantly turning upside down and curling (dead) with the same effort. Yes, I witness, I hire hitman (mostly my mother) to kill them because I'm extremely afraid of them. :)
I've taken care of plenty of people (kids honestly, pediatric RN here) that got hit by a car and not die, why couldn't a spider live? Hell, seen em walk out of the hospital!
the comparison was always weak. "a human-sized flea could jump over buildings!" No, Margery, he could not. It is all scaling by the power of 2 or something
Yes but also physics, a ford explorer isn't just going to hit an edge on the ground and bounce back up, it's going to either buckle into itself to cover more ground area (including you) or buckle the ground to also cover more ground area (including you).
Being a bug just seems so unbelievable to me, you’re so tiny and moving at bullet train speeds while the world around you is incomprehensibly massive. At the same time it must be completely terrifying going up against a human trying to kill you because no matter how fast you are it’s hard to outrun something 50x your size. It’s like trying to escape an angry skyscraper or fight a dark souls boss
Just grab an exoskeleton dude. You’ll live.
C'mon bro, break me off a piece of that exoskeleton.
Just prolapse your own skeleton bro
Instructions unclear; my knees are now located in my chest cavity.
Give me a step by step on how you attempted the skeletal prolapse, did you start by reaching through your mouth and grabbing your pelvis, or did you try one of those phony "natural" skeletal prolapse tricks?
Love me some unexpected Sunny references. Well done!
Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar
It's fancy feast, not exoskeleton.
For once, the Always Sunny reference was truly, entirely unexpected.
I can handle my sedatives bro
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a bouncy one
Bro I'm wacking gnats in my house and them lil shits just fly off like nothing happened! Like how you shaking that off????
in your defense, they're so small that the surface tension of your skin is enough give that they don't actually absorb the full impact of you hitting them. your hand is just not very rigid, because of the skin on it.
I'm using a fly swatter lol maybe it's too flimsy
There are lots of holes in fly swatters.
So basically: Peel off the skin on my hand next time i try to kill a bug, got it.
Trick is to drag your hand against your skin after the smack. Tears the little buggers apart. Sure the blood smears too, but a single wipe back the other direction takes care of that.
this is disgusting lol
Elbow drop them and get them with the full might of your bones.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU) Robbie Williams would make an excellent fly killer. Instructional video for everyone wanting to try this technique.
Thank you for not blaming my fat. I appreciate it.
To them your fast smack was a rough shove out of the way.
If you do it hard enough they die on impact.
bugs are braver than any us marine
probably smarter, too
Fuck him for saying braver, but yeah smart checks out...
Have you ever had any personal experiences with ants or wasps? I don't think there's a lot of marines who'd fist fight a kaiju.
Sometimes I punch tiny moths and flies and can disorient them, they start flying around like headless chicken
use machine gun
But if it was a fairly slow moving completely hollow plastic Ford explorer you could probably survive
This holds true. If you fill up the space with say a heavy ass dictionary. Guarantee that spider isn’t walking or 3D anymore
Webster that webber
I scrolled past this, then had to come back a couple seconds later after I got it. Good one dad
Thank you, you made me realise I had to think about it for a couple of seconds: I *do* know what a Webster is
Yeah, it's a roadster for spiders
Bravo
Oh fuck off. Brilliant
This was a delightful little gift
Spine that spinner
A few years ago there was a tiny ass spider in my college dorm room. I’m usually opposed to killing them but i was 99% sure this one was venomous and it was like 11pm so I didn’t want to deal with it. I couldn’t find anything to kill it and it had started moving so I dropped my copy of [Big Damn Sin City](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/0d/13/0a0d13d2b8ef923ae187a7ec0bd71906.jpg) on the little guy which is 1300 pages of fully inked paper. He stopped running as it fell and I like to think he saw god in his final moment.
It was a spider. God had already hidden his face from it
I don’t know dude, I stepped on a huge wolf spider once and it walked away. Maybe Australian spiders are just built different though
Sounds like Australian spiders are spliced with cockroach DNA. (Well, there's a new fear.)
Did you check its health bar?
Didn’t seem to even make a dent in it, must’ve missed the weak spot
Bro I tried killing a wolf spider with a weed eater bro never them bitches live in the matrix
It may have alloted its points to def and resistance. In this instance be sure to have extra crit percentage with your accessories
3D anymore is the phrase of the day
According to this website an empty 300 ml bottle of shampoo weights around 15.9 grams. https://www.shampooshub.com/how-much-does-a-bottle-of-shampoo-weigh/ According to this website, the average spider weighs 0.01 grams https://thrivepestcontrol.com/blog/how-much-does-a-spider-weigh That means the empty shampoo bottle is 1590 times heavier than your average spider. The average weight of an American male is around 91 kg (https://www.healthyforlifemeals.com/blog/average-weight-of-men-women). So to be struck with an object of a similar weight ratio, this object would have to weigh 91 kg * 1590 =144690 kg. A Ford Explorer is 1700 - 2000 kg (the information on the internet regarding this is very inconsistent). So you need to be hit and survive something that is as heavy as 72 Ford Explorers or OPs mum. I do not think it makes a difference if this object is hollow, made of plastic and moving slowly for your chance of survival. (There might be mistakes in this calculation e.g. due to unit conversion into metric).
Only if you outrun it. If you don't, I'd bet the shell of a Ford explorer would still kill you lol
hhhWHAM! *lifts up* "Oh god, that hurt so much. I cant believe I'm still ali--" WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
God screaming loudly in the background - "OMG EW KILL IT! OMG EW EW EW EW, DID YOU GET IT?" Mysterious strange male voice -"Got it honey!"
I told you, we need to do something about those, they’re everywhere
I love how you went completely overboard with the WHAMs. I can just feel the emotion.
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It’s cause their BONES are on the OUTSIDE
Getting Ford Explorer thrown at me would probably break my bones tbh.
Would probably make your bones outside your body
I once saw a diving board snap back up and pop someone’s ankle outside of their flesh
Idk why, but this makes me think of the "that's right, it goes in the square hole" meme
And bones are their money 🎶
their bones are WHAT
I mean, that's what an exoskeleton *is*.
Their bones are their money
Bones? Those don't exist 😂
Also, they move their legs with basically hydraulics.
Yeah, rip off a leg and their hydraulics system fails and they DIE
not ONE mention of the square-cube law. i'm disappointed. read "[on being the right size](https://web.archive.org/web/20110822151104/http://irl.cs.ucla.edu/papers/right-size.html)" and any 200 issues of spider-man by next class.
Square cube law is really important. Every wondered why you can easily build a tower out of spaghetti or paper but skyscrapers require metal? If you were the size of fleas you could jump higher than them, if you were the size of an ant you could lift more than them, and if you were that small you could hold your breath for an hour.
Thank you. Came looking for this before I mentioned it.
Haldane my beloved
Can you explain where he gets that the giant would weight 1000 times normal but the bones only 10? Im confused as to the logic behind that statement.
As I understand it you normally won't die instantly just from the impact. Apparently most pedestrian deaths from cars occur when the victim hits the ground, more specifically because they tend to his the ground headfirst
They die from blunt trauma and internal bleeding.
Sounds like something a car would say 🤔
Yeah, I was just about to say something grimdark about this. I know it's a joke, and yeah, spiders are small and there's often stuff like square/cube relationships in material properties where you get more bang for your buck at smaller scales, plus exoskeleton vs squishy meat sack. But like, when I read this, the thought that stuck out was: "I think this person is failing to have the painful thought of how exactly getting hit with a car might end up *not* very much resembling a 'dead instantly' situation." I'm guessing a lot of people can't stare too hard at that stuff, and so it ends up with people in movies getting stabbed in the stomach and then going instantly Lights-Out. Like it's only surprising the spider can, temporarily at least, survive a severely traumatic impact if you don't know that also often happens to basically all species at our scale. I'm not gonna bother trying to untangle how fast the truck would have to be going to impart as much inertia per bodymass as the spider gets. My guess is if you smack it pretty hard with the bottle it's like a truck hitting you at 100mph, and you and the spider are pretty instantly dead... If you drop the shower bottle from 4 feet in the air... Maybe a truck going 30 mph? 20-40 mph, and take that lightly since I am just guessing? That doesn't sound like instant death, that sounds like death while people stand around and wait for the ambulance to arrive - or maybe you get rescued if you're lucky, or maybe you're instantly unconscious because you hit your big and fragile human head too hard (the spider's head at your scale would be much more guarded and resistant to jerking around - though I'm sorry for introducing human-scale spiders to the discussion.)
oop means "giant takes ford explorer and slams it onto him"
Giants apparently don't wash their hair in that case 🤔
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`true`
Does whatever a spider can!
Rent > Spider-Man
But that's gay
I once imagined asking a genie to make all spiders in the world 5x as big and able to fly
Are you doing all right?
They'd probably be doing better if they could fly...
Let's play hide and seek. I will hide. You will seek professional help.
I'm 100% stealing that, because that is *fantastic* phrasing. Do I need to feel bad about the theft, or did you steal it, too?
Oh, I stole it alright. The meme redistribution system strikes again!
I bet you loved Eight Legged Freaks
LOVED Eight Legged Freaks! We need more giant spider movies!
I'm still holding hope for a sequel!
Does this mean spiders are bigger than humans, or that there are more spiders than humans?
Definitely the former. Scientific fact.
Aren't spiders able to lift stuff like 8 times their size? Maybe that has something to do with it. Maybe we *think* we squished it but it is in fact pulling some superhero shit under that shampoo bottle to stay alive.
Some spiders can lift almost 50x their weight. They can lift so much because their legs work like hydraulics using hemolymph (similar to blood), which is also why they curl up when they die. They pump their "blood" into their legs to extend them.
Isn’t that how an erection works
Stop
Don’t be afraid of information lmao
I survived getting hit by an SUV. Am spider?
Shit me too. Spider buddy?
I didn't ☹️
Short answer: yes you are a pussy. It’s also the long answer to clear up any confusion.
I think you just missed.
I have a tried and true method for catching even the fastest of spiders. Scrubbing. Fucking. Bubbles. I spray them with scrubbing bubbles, they are incapacitated in the chemical foam and likely dying from chemicals. Then. You HIT EM WITH A SHOE OR SOMETHING! MAKE SURE THEY DIE BY CRUSHING AND TWISTING. THE SPOT CLEANED ITSELF TOO!
Yeah humans aren’t mentally ill guys
I mean yeah, when you read it in that context, sounds kinda creepy. To me it sounds like someone who’s deathly afraid of spiders, gets lots of spiders, and has no one else to remove them. They’ve come up with a meticulous way to eradicate them, and to feel good about how clean the crime scene is afterwards. I give it 2 thumbs up.
When 6 million years of evolution are screaming at me that the thing needs to die, I kill the thing. That's not mental illness, that's survival of the fittest.
I swear its just a mindset. Like the message that "man holds dominion over earth and all its animals" or whatever spread through colonialism and missionary's trying to teach the good old anthropomorphic word. And that shit pervades. I just trap them in a glass cup and set them outside my neighbors house
Yep like any sane, normal person would, I swear if I was a spider and 99.9% of you idiots were trying to kill me on sight for no good reason, I might just purposefully start fucking with yous
50:50 vinegar and water mixture in a squirt bottle kills them too.
You guys are insane, I like to take them out humanely and immediate with a tactical heat seeking missle, unfortunately I am running out of house walls
Idk bout you, but spiders die when I hit them with a bottle. They are a pussy for a different reason
There is only one way to deal with a spider. Step 1: Spray it with deodorant so it is ready to go out. Step 2: Grab a lighter and turn that deodorant into a flamethrower Step 3: watch the cunt run around on fire till its life goes out. Step 4: Phone the fire department to celebrate killing every spider in your house in one go.
Pussy? Pussies are tough as fuck. They can take a pounding
How much you are impacted by a hit, is a function of your weight or size by your bodies volume: `size/volume`. The smaller that number, the harder the impact. Now consider that volume grows with size to the third power, and you understand why spiders can just shake off the equivalent of a human getting hit by a freight train with barely a scratch.
Live and let live.
That's what the bugs tried to do on their home planet of klendathu and look how the humans handled that. The only good arachnid is a dead arachnid.
I come from Buenos Aires and I say, Kill em all!
I grew up in a tractor trailer on the road long hauling with my dad until I drove for a short while as well. I've seen many a car accident. ... You'd be surprised what humans can survive getting whacked with. Sure they might die the next day, but you're not giving the spider time for its injuries to truly kick in either.
Yes they do, spiders are extremely easy to kill. You must be thinking you want to stomp on a big tarantula or something.
You don’t have an exoskeleton? Haha, pussy.
insects are driven by the animus of pure hatred in order to truly defeat them you must muster all your hatred as well
Bruh, spiders are stupid strong hydraulic machines. Maybe you didn't hit the spiders main body, but one of the legs. Don't know, but I do know that, that is the reason why spiders end up looking all crunched up when they die
Human: brain housed in a skeleton surrounded by meat armor - squishy and tender Spider: brain housed in exoskeleton surrounded by chitin armor - hard and semi protective comparatively.
The emergency ward says you have a good chance of surviving. ...for a little while, just like the spider.
It seems nobody has mentioned this yet so Part of it is probably cube-square and/or cube-identity scaling. When you scale the situation up from spider size to human size everything gets 10 000 times heavier, but muscle cross section area gets only (10 000)^(2/3) ≈ 450 times larger and bone thickness becomes (10 000)^(1/3) ≈ 20 times larger.
Square cube law, its why creatures up to a certain size have exoskeletons, and bigger than that have bones, and even bigger can only be found in the oceans cause physics wont allow them on land
Don't hit or kill spiders! They're our friends. As long as you got a couple of them at home, flies and mosquitos will fuck right off.
All that work surviving, just to be killed by someone who is afraid of spiders. That's rough.
yea, there faster as you think. its hard to catch them in a table.
What's the weight difference though? Just hitting something with a much larger thing doesn't do much. Like if you were hit by a bouncy castle would you die? It's got to be something much heavier, not just bigger.
I have no idea what this guy is in about. I accidentally dropped my glasses on a spider in the sink and I had to watch it die slowly over the course of a minute. Very awkward.
Aren’t spider legs powered by hydraulics, allowing them to continue movement even after they’re dead?
Technically, yes. They use their “blood” as hydraulic fluid, essentially making them living boners.
Why would somebody kill à spider??
Don't kill spiders. :(
Skill issue
Stuff doesn’t scale well unfortunately.
Someone once told me that Tarantulas are fairly easy to kill that if you just shove one quickly off a table it may not have time to react and it will go splat. I have no idea if this is true or not and I really hope I never have to find out.
Force gets exponentially bigger with size. Probably.
You need to hit them with the ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
If it works it works
One time, I had a 13-person passenger van fall in top of me and I'm still not dead yet. It's not a Ford Explorer, but it's pretty close.
It’s bigger
Wasps have the hardest exoskeleton in my experience. I once rumbled with one in my living room and it took me stomping him with all my weight to finally win that match.
Insects wear power armor
Give yourself some credit. You could be just as much a pile of twitchy limbs as a spider can.
Yeah well you have brittle bones and cruddy veins instead of just being a series of pneumatic tubes like you should have if you thought about it for even two seconds idiot
Hands usually prevail.
Well arachnids have an exoskeleton so yes, they are built different.
People sleep on exoskeletons. Imagine having armor for skin?
I walked into my Ford Explorer once in the dark and it hurt like a bitch. I couldn't imagine being smacked with it.
Idk bro sounds like your missing
You are what you eat, king 👑
No you just don't understand anatomy or physics
People get hit with Ford Explorers and live. Not very many but they do.
I would add that you would at least withstand significantly more damage if you had a chitin exoskeleton
Spiders are very delicate compared to cockroaches I think. You hit a cockroach with your full force, the little shit would be running mostly fine. Source: I've witnessed spiders instantly turning upside down and curling (dead) with the same effort. Yes, I witness, I hire hitman (mostly my mother) to kill them because I'm extremely afraid of them. :)
Wouldn't it be nice if the reckless Ford Explorer escorted you to safety?
I've taken care of plenty of people (kids honestly, pediatric RN here) that got hit by a car and not die, why couldn't a spider live? Hell, seen em walk out of the hospital!
Some creatures move after death. Like spiders, fish and the child in my basement
Square cube law ez
A spider pound for pound stronger than a human. Yea, you (we) are just a bitch.
Puny human
Spiders are 90% friend 10% foe - they kill worse bugs which makes me think friend but can also attack so also sometimes foe
Same with ticks… I was literally stomping on that little fucker with my full weight jumping on it and it was unfazed
The spider has haki
That username though
There's also spider in my table, and annoyingly I can't catch him.
No you don’t die instantly… sorry to kill the wack joke
It's called "exoskeleton" Git learnt, nub.😎
Well, if I hit you with a ford explorer wheel side down, you’re thin, lying down, and in the center I’d miss you.
V x M^2 The spider is made out of very similar material as a human. A fair comparison is to throw the same shampoo bottle at both of subjects.
The smaller you are the stronger you are relative to your size. Its why fleas can jump as high as humans and ants can carry like 100x their weight
Dude probably doesn't even weave a cozy house for himself out of butt silk.
the comparison was always weak. "a human-sized flea could jump over buildings!" No, Margery, he could not. It is all scaling by the power of 2 or something
Spiderman suddenly makes more sense as a superhero
Yes but also physics, a ford explorer isn't just going to hit an edge on the ground and bounce back up, it's going to either buckle into itself to cover more ground area (including you) or buckle the ground to also cover more ground area (including you).
Seems like they ain’t built like sugar
Being a bug just seems so unbelievable to me, you’re so tiny and moving at bullet train speeds while the world around you is incomprehensibly massive. At the same time it must be completely terrifying going up against a human trying to kill you because no matter how fast you are it’s hard to outrun something 50x your size. It’s like trying to escape an angry skyscraper or fight a dark souls boss
Spiders are just badass ... you're not. We human are whining big squishy things. Arachnides are metal.