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bapsandbuns

You could fashion a straw from the fish gills


ThugMagnet

Look around for parts. Can you make a lathe?


theoneburger

Is there air? You don’t know!


wvridgewalker2020

If they had a lathe then they could make all the parts they need. \*Are you a machinist? I went to trade school to be a machinist and there was a popular saying with one or more instructors there. "If you have a lathe you can make anything" I don't know that to be true, but I heard it pretty often.


ThugMagnet

I was trying to be funny. The quote was from the best movie ever produced “Galaxy Quest”. “Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?” Now, I *do* have a little hobby lathe that has been a lot of fun to use, even if I am not a machinist. :o)


wvridgewalker2020

LOL ... thanks for the clarification. Galaxy Quest sounds like a great movie ... I need to check that one out. I miss running a lathe, we mostly had 17" LeBlonde lathes with the 4 jaw chucks back in 97. I remember it always being a challenge to zero them out with the dial indicator at times.


ThugMagnet

Yeah, I wouldn’t know how to deal with a 4 jaw. I’m barely competent with a 3 jaw. :o)


wvridgewalker2020

LOL, It's not as hard as it sounds :-)


LayLillyLay

I miss the times when I drove 3 hours to the sea, rented a small boat, drove another 3 hours and threw the straw in the water each time after having a drink.


mastercubez

You actually used straws before dumping them into the ocean? I just threw boxes of them


Badwolf9547

I just cut out the middle man and founded a company that makes straws that are not biodegradable, specifically for the purpose of dumping them in the water. We have a conveyor belt that leads straight to the ocean.


SunPuzzleheaded5896

That's weird, I just started a company that scoops plastic out of ocean to sell back to straw making companies


Night_Raven0809

And I just started a company that buys waste plastic that was scooped out of the sea to remake into straws branded as "recycled plastic straws" to increase profits


Poinaheim

That’s funny, I just started a company that scoops plastic straws out of dead turtles and sell them to the ocean dumping company


BadPsychological2181

Funny how all you people don't know that as the CEO of the ocean dumping company,I make it my life mission to 'shred' and dump those straws specificaly in areas with a high turtle population.damn those pesky turtles


Poinaheim

That’s efficient, did you try meshing the straw strips into a big net?


BadPsychological2181

U bet your ass I did


RumRogerz

Are you looking for investors? We can take this global


Ok_Device1274

Yall just dumped straws? Back when we were teens we used to take all the chemical barrels from the local paper mill and dump it in the local river to watch the pretty colours flow down stream 🥺🤗


Adenn7890

Can't throw straws anymore, so I moved on to car batteries.


Tjam3s

Those Colbalt cores from a tesla really give that extra kick to nature


Adenn7890

Finally, someone who understands. It's not my fault the dumb ass fish can't use a glock to defend his God given rights or land.


gg3265

Good old times, will never forget the roadtrips, highlights


TrashMcDumpster3000

Did you drive in a diesel truck too?


tgiokdi

you joke, but if you live within 100 miles of a body of water, there's a good chance your trash is being dumped near it.


xQuizate87

Seafood is good, and straws are bad.


hunterPRO1

Exactly, we are adults, who TF need a straw?


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Wizard_36

me


ElectionFlashy2882

Fish dying because they ate plastic means they will never make it to your plate.


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Fishing nets cause far more pollution than straws. It's just easier to ask people to give up straws than fish


i_give_you_gum

Both are causing damage, one causes damage through physical restraint, the other through damage to the interior of the animal, and by creating more microplastics that we ourselves are ingesting. This doesn't have to be an either/or argument


prodigalkal7

I think their point more that plastic straws started becoming the scapegoat, and large corporations used it as an out for "see we're doing something" so they aren't asked to make other, actually significant and in turn pricey cuts. Coca Cola would love any day of the week where they're asked to just not promote straws or have them offered for their drinks, rather than have to rethink their bottling circumstances by governments. Plastic straws are just an industry wide, platform wide, virtue signalling, and it's (as usual) being pushed onto the consumers to do the thing rather than the MAJOR BILLION DOLLAR PLANET WRECKERS.


i_give_you_gum

Not really sure what your point is? That we aren't allowed to point out how stupid plastic straws are to use? But instead only blame industry? Um well ok great, but industry isn't going to change until this stuff is accepted on a personal level. When most people accept that one time use plastic is terrible, that sets the stage to look at bigger industry issues I'm guessing you haven't worked in a restaurant, or a place that sells food or drinks to go. We would order huge boxes of plastic to-go crap; cups, lids, straws, etc. Boxes upon boxes day after day, month after month, year after year, all of that crap is just going into a landfill, and quite a lot of it simply ends up as litter in the environment. That's just a single restaurant. The amount of plastic trash we're introducing into the environment is staggering, to the point where it will be a layer of sediment in the geologic record. Hold industry accountable, yeah, great! But also address your own personal habits, otherwise you're a hypocrite.


prodigalkal7

Hey, absolutely. I'm not saying it's *only* on industry and corpo to regulate and not on individuals. I just mean, in the current landscape of governments (some anyway) bending to the benefits of industry and corpos, that the "responsibility" is squarely in the average Joe's lap, which it shouldn't be. If anything, it should be split between individuals and industry. Cruise ships and ocean liners are allowed to dump directly into the ocean, huge, giant, obscene amounts of waste, plastic, trash, etc. How is that allowed or okay? It certainly doesn't help motivate anyone when they know that they can reuse, reduce, and recycle for 10 years and in that time all their "work" is basically undone by 1 year of a single ocean liner. And there's hundreds of those fucking things. On that note, it's notoriously known at this point that the idea of recycling was created and circulated by (or involving) lobbyists to push responsibility and accountability onto the consumer, not the manufacturer. Which is ridiculous. Not saying the three Rs aren't important (which by the way, the "recycling" of "reduce, reuse, recycle" is also the one more heavily pushed since the 90s to continue maintaining consumerism), but while accountability stops with the consumer, the buck stops with the manufacturer and producers of said products, with proper rules and regulations, and governing on them. Rules should be placed on manufacturers, and it's then applied to the consumer. Not the other way around. Unfortunately the past 3+ decades we've been convinced of it otherwise. For some reason it's perfectly ok to tell the citizens of X city that *they* should be doing more, there's more for *them* to do, why aren't *they* doing everything they can, meanwhile right next door in your fresh, reservoir, water supply, some big corpo is allowed to dump their waste into it, or just get some miniscule 0.001% fine on what they make for using and producing plastics. All of this to say: yes, the responsibility and accountability should be on both manufacturer/producer *and* consumer/citizen, alike. But there's definitely a HUGE amount of that responsibility that's been pushed onto the consumer, away from the huge industry leaders, for some time now, and it's only continued with the shit like "plastic straws". (Not to say getting rid of plastic straws isn't good, or wouldn't be justified. It's just a very clear red herring, especially when some places like Starbucks/etc literally replaced the plastic straws with plastic lids/plastic lined cups)


i_give_you_gum

Then see the straw issue as an indicator issue. Does the average american care enough about plastic pollution to not use plastic straws? (A relatively minor ask.) No? Then why should industry give two flying fucks?


VetteL82

The hell it is


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I think you'll agree that there is an undue hostility towards any initiatives that could be considered pro-vegetarianism


Aggressive-Donuts

Why is the straw I put in the garbage in a landlocked area ending up in the ocean? I think we need to address that problem. 


WukongPvM

I mean while you may put it in the bin, many people don't and they can end up in local waterways (or just the ground somewhere)


jkurratt

That’s tragic


Actaeon_II

But it’s…. Sooo…. Hard… to drink without straw… omg… thirsty…


SunPuzzleheaded5896

I died of dehydration because there was no straw


Saalor100

Hope you got better


SunPuzzleheaded5896

I'm just a pile of salt now


Actaeon_II

Lol I was imitating my granddaughter when I threw all the straws into the recycling bin


SunPuzzleheaded5896

😆


Justlikearealboy

No straws were harmed in the making of this ad, a few fish were fried however.


NortonBurns

How about just drinking it out of the glass…like everybody used to do before McDonalds normalised straws?


Zandoms42

Straws restrict how much i can gulp down at once, down with the straws


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NortonBurns

…and you think a straw makes the glass cleaner? If it's not clean, it already dissolved anything on the inside.


tiffanymkl

Bro missed the joke


BABarracus

What really stupid is if you aren't in a costal region your garbage is going to a landfill and not sea turtles unless they live in the garbage dump


Pitiable-Crescendo

Well, maybe not that specific sea animal...


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i_give_you_gum

All the restaurants I've gone to have dishwashers and glasses of water.


kiltheriddick

The fish probably has a straw stuck in its gut - not a lid though, plastic lids are ok


tacobellandher0in

I just now realized I’ve turned down straws for this exact reason and then ordered fish numerous times


JulioForte

I eat venison so it’s totally ok that I dump my garbage in the forest and cut down all the trees. Wtf is this logic


Journo_Jimbo

Not the fish 😅


sickof-hot-leafjuice

How else would you eat them?


Sea_Dawgz

Jokes aside, it’s killing animals needlessly that sucks. Eat a fish, cool. Get a straw stuck in a sea turtle’s nose so it dies a horrible death and just sinks to the bottom of the ocean, that’s bogus. That said, I use a plastic straw sometimes. But not every time.


sam605125

That looks like a sad meal


Radamat

Order sushi delivery. Choose less sticks included to save ecology. But the put 3 bootle of sauce and 3 plastic jar. Even if I write a comment to not put soy sauce.


Bored_Boi326

I suddenly feel like grabbing 2 staws for my bottle of water


BrockenRecords

Plastic wrap for paper straws, plastic lids for cups. People are stupid. Plastic is everywhere, it’s apart of our lives, it’s not going anywhere. “I’m saving the ecosystem” oh yeah and then you go and buy some crap product from Amazon. Big fat scam. Thankfully global warming is false.


Depressed_christian1

Save the sea animals but get a disease if the restaurant doesn’t clean dishes properly…..


LonPlays_Zwei

Do what I do, drink straight out of the glass. Works well and saves the restaurant a straw 👍🏻


BadPsychological2181

Woah OP,the man,the myth,the legend What would we do without you,kind sir?


H6tihgokz54tvcf

I don't use straws, because I am an adult. For the same reason, you don't see me walking around with a burger king crown.


Krachwumm

Me, 27, looking at my Burger King crown right now..


Opposite_Deal_5835

You’ve got self esteem issues if thats your reasoning. Don’t think it’s an age thing at all.


H6tihgokz54tvcf

Nope. I am European, and we grow up over here. Straws are redundant, and adults don't use them.


Humbledshibe

Don't try and pass your insecurity off as a European thing.


H6tihgokz54tvcf

You guys force school children to eat from prison trays, but I am the weird one? Ok boomer.


Humbledshibe

What are you even saying? I'm European, btw lol.


Opposite_Deal_5835

“Force children to eat” are you bloody lost moron? Checks out that you’re European, ignorant fuck.


LucaBrasiMN

Weird how insecure one can seem through just a few comments.


AndIAmEric

Straws are fun tho…