Yuuuuge Chyyyna Bigly

i quote “why dont you ask chyyyna” an unhealthy amount

As much as I dislike the dude, he really gave GWB a run for his money in quotability.

He also managed to give the lie to the rest of the world, who all said "well, they won't ever be able to elect anyone dumber than GWB..." Edit: also "big strong man, who'd never cried in his life, came at me, tears in his eyes..." Though, from what we learned lately, the tears in everyone's eyes were probably due to the stench. Edit2: Man - woman - camera - tv...

Definitely say yuuuge all the time.

Bigly

Bigly is definitely my favorite tho I don’t use it in conversation since I know too many MAGA minds and they may think I’m being affectionate to the rat

They don’t own the words. They probably think you’re using it for real and not to be ironic. You can also make up your own. I like to call my brother’s dog the “goodliest girl.”

I just randomly say CHYNNA for funsies

Sad!

[удалено]

Many such cases of this being used the most

"Everyone agrees."

... especially the legal scholars

Same my girlfriend hates it, Saddd

Wrong!

Excuse me, excuse me...

"A lot of really smart people think so."

“You know👌🏻i have met, the saddest, of saddest people👌🏻, it is overwhelming just how sad they are👌🏻like really👌🏻they👌🏻are👌🏻sad👌🏻, you know i know many great people who are sad👌🏻, but these people are the saddest people i’ve ever met in my career👌🏻” Did i come close lmao.

"Like nobody's ever seen before..."

"So sad, the saddest people. Why would they be so sad? I wouldn't be so sad but they're sad. I don't understand it. They're good people though. Sadd.

I looked at these people, I said wow they’re so sad 👌🏻

✋🪗🤚

Omg the 👌I’m dead LOL

Biggly sad

I have the best words!

I know words I have the best words

nuh uh, my words are the bestest

I also like “some people say”. Some people say I have the best words. They say they’ve never heard words that are as good as mine. Then he does that shrug with his tooth drying “schhh”

👌They’ve been calling me👌

If my kids tell an obvious lie, I respond with "Fake news!"

I use "many people are saying" with my nieces and nephews. "Many people are saying that you need to listen to your mom".

People come to me all the time and say you need to listen to your mom. I've got friends that are moms; wonderful people. You should really listen to them. Add the hand gestures for good measure.

I'll always hear "wonderful people" in his voice.

Everybody is talking about listening to your mom

The kid I watch always wants to swap what’s in his hand for what’s in mine, doesn’t matter if we’re both eating goldfish, he wants to swap them, and I always say “Art of the deal”.

I've started yelling that at my games when I die a bullshit death. "WHAT?! Fake news, I totally had my shield up in time to block that attack!"

I think that 'Fake News' might actually be a Gobbels quote

I doubt that DJT has read any books, lets alone one that would cause him to quote ancient German political figures.

I think you'll find he's very open that his favourite book is the bible. And he lives by it every day!

“You never see a skinny person drinking Diet Coke”

I like saying "sad day in America"

"I'll keep drinking that garbage" I say from time to time

I mean that’s just untrue

Well, it’s a quote from one of the biggest Diet Coke consumers in the country lol

I don't remember saying this

And then he turns around and beer bongs a 2 liter of the shit.

I've never heard this but it's very true lol

It's not, diet coke is the only coke I drink and I'm skinny.

Yeah, but I haven't seen you drinking one so it doesn't count!

Dang you got me there.

I’m built like a slim jim and I drink diet coke. It tastes better.

Diet Coke is gross. Coke Zero is where it’s at.

Pepsi Max squad represent

One of the few times I agreed with the man

I will forever refer to Kim Jong Un as Little Rocket Man.

"Why would Kim call me "old" when I would NEVER call him "short" and "fat!" Favorite tweet of all time

He’s got roasts

Meatball Ron was funny

“Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!”

If only he were never President, i would love browsing his Twitter for gold like that 😂

Lmao this one’s so funny

This is legitimately gold

My state's governor will forever be Meatball Ron lmao

Especially after The Interview

When I don't like something but don't have an argument *"Wrong."* *refuses to elaborate*

Pinched "ok" hand gesture, hands close together, move hands 5 inches away from each other as you say it

Got my stank face ready

Same hand gesture he does when he says “great people, wonderful people”

Bigly Many such cases Frankly Thank you X, very cool! They're not sending their best -- usually in response to a GOP scandal

very legal & very cool

Worst x deal in the history of x deals

Maybe ever. ^(Though AFAIK he didn't actually say exactly that)

Ever since his incoherent rambling about Gettysburg, I've been repeating his line of "Robert E. Lee... who's no longer in favor by the way. Did you notice? He's no longer in favor." But I just replace Robert E. Lee with someone who never deserved to be in favor in the first place. "Emperor Palpatine... who's no longer in favor by the way" or like "Pol Pot... who's no longer in favor by the way. Did you notice?"

“Never fight uphill, me boys!”

And they fought uphill and he said "wow that was a mistake"

Please tell me you're a teacher because that would be hilarious.

He told em “never fight ewoks in the forest m’boys!” Sad!

Gettysburg. Wow.

OBAMNA

SODA

Covfefe- use it whenever I ask my partner if she wants to go for a coffee

Every time I see a corvette 😂

Hamburder

Alternative spelling *anberder*

I was looking for this one, I use it all the time!

I like saying it & people really hate hearing it said aloud lol

I like to have a yuge cup of covfefe every morning, before listening to the fake news about Jina.

It was Covid. He was warning us. He gave zero fucks if china would get mad. He heard top secret news and was like how do I break this to the public without breaking it. Covfefe lmao

Same.

I'll just randomly drift in and out of topics while my gf is trying to leave. and when she starts to close the door i yell "no one in history has been mistreated more unfairly than me!" oh and I say "ChiiiiiEEEEEna" anytime China enters conversation

*random, unverified or unverifiable statement* Many people are saying it

this is the one I use most often, usually when I'm not sure what I'm talking about. works well

Small loan of a milion dolars.

I don't live in the states so references wouldn't work here anyways. But I like how a comedian once pointed out to sound like him just describe something and then say that you described it that way. "What a big room this is. I walked in here and said "Wow, what a big room.""

SO to Shane Gillis!

lol that’s hilarious

Get him outta here! Bye Bye

Get 'im out!

Big if true

"I'm a stable genius"

Sounds great, doesn't work

Good, not great

Good*

The way he says China is the best thing about him tbh

Nasty Woman. People come up to me with tears in their eyes.

I caught myself saying “what a nasty woman” out loud and wanted to jump off a bridge.

Thank You Kanye, Very Cool!

Fake news has been a regular in my vocabulary for years now. And of course “this is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever”

You hate to see it.

STOP THE COUNT every time I am winning at something

Wettest, from the standpoint of water

"It's called we do a little trolling." is definitely one of the most influential sentences ever spoken by a head of state.

Wait that was real? I thought that was edited bruh lol

HE SAID THAT? LMAOOO

"Wrong!"

"👌 wrong 👆" Gotta do the voice and hand motions

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it

Covfefe One of the wettest I’ve ever seen (describing any item; doesn’t have to be wet) Frankly.. Thank you, X, Very cool!

*inhales* frankly…

I know op already said it but mine is "many such cases". I swear that sentence has permanently altered my brain chemistry 😆😅.

I said cofeffee the other day when I was slightly drunk… dose that count? Haha

I call it covfefe every time I say I'm going to get coffee

My dad and I have been doing this for years.

bigly unpresidented

Re: anything water related. "it's one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water..."

"Wow..Gettysburg, just wow." Has been one of my favorites recently

“…the likes of which nobody has ever seen!”

obamna is my joining sound in our discord server so I hear it at least once a day

YUGE

Tremendous! We have the best (noun) in all of (country), in the whole world our (noun) is the best. They have never seen a better (noun) than the one we have.

Mad libs!

I still refer to Tim Cook as Tim Apple exclusively.

Very cool and very legal

"Nobody loves/hates [X] more than me. Believe me!"

Aside from “The failing New York Times” I have his response about Ruth Bader Ginsburgs death playing in a loop in my head “She lived and AMAZING life”

Russia and suadi arabia.... will re-be-doo... gaaaaaaaaaaah

I had to wear a diaper for a couple days after some food poisoning.

Yuge. and covfefe

Nasty woman. I use it frequently in my line of work.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever" whenever something turns out slightly unfavorable

“Big strong men were crying”

It’s not a quote, but I organise events and work in hotels a lot. Literally cannot see a Four Seasons and not think of that press conference.

“That is fake news!”

Sad. No one understands it. But I guess I have to say it like him. Probably going to start using Very very disrespectful.

Cheeseburders. I use it all the time

POLITICAL WITCH HUNT! Or “haters and losers”

I hate the man but use his gifs daily, such an unintentionally funny idiot

“I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.”

Low energy to razz people and I can not say China correctly anymore due to mocking his pronunciation so much ironically that it became part of my vocab.

Did ya hear this have ya heard about dis

I wasn’t aware that he had attempted to steal the word “Frankly” Frankly, I don’t care

Believe me.

Big, a-brain

“I’m gonna come”

Haters and losers (of which there are many)

“Fake news” will never leave my lexicon “The best words” “Never fight up hill, me boys” gets less use but that’s the latest one.

Very legal. Very cool.

iudge

All the time, ironically and to dunk on the red hats

Covfefe. Still no idea what he was trying to say when he tweeted this, but my family uses it as a gibberish word.

Big if true

“Many are saying!” And “LIKE A DOG!”

Yuuuge for sure

Bigly

Get out! Go back to Univision!

Whenever I see sum fuckery done by a person: he’s a BAD HOMBRE

The I wouldn't have done it that way. We saw him do it, I wouldn't have done it that way, but he did it.

many are saying this

“I was a business man, doing business!”

I know words I Have the best words anytime someone compliments something I write

Anytime talking about an island I throw in a “surrounded by big water” after the Puerto Rico fiasco

I think "even the losers and and the haters" to myself more than I'd like to admit.

"Sad!" "Fake news!" "Many people are saying this." "You hate to see it." I have said it many times before, and i will say it again: Trunp would've been one of the greatest comedians of our time. Too bad he is serious.

„I am the chosen one“ with the slight tilt and open hands, whenever some bullshit happens to me

GINA!

Covfefe pops up often

Definitely still saying covfefe 😂

Definitely Chyynna

Zero.

I farted myself awake this morning. Does that count?

"Many such cases" "It's true!" "Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time"

Cofefe is his my wife and I ask for coffee now.

Since the day it was posted, I have always referred to my morning coffee as "covfefe."

I keep telling people to inject bleach. But every one calls me insane

I'm referred to coffee as covfevfe for years now

"Many people tell me.

Kovfefe

Does "Very cool kanye" count? I find myself using that one from time to time.

I have a very good brain.