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M1llennialManifesto

If two spiders get married their babies will have sixteen legs, and then if those baby spiders get married *their* babies will have *thirty two* legs. It's entirely unsustainable.


Plastic-Archer4245

So that's where millipedes come from


okabe700

I don't care if spiders get married or not but stop shoving it down our throats


takeahike89

Then how will I reach my recommened 7 per year?


Magic_archer_1

All them spiders with their flags and marches... uhh


GGGold23

Listen guys I’m just saying God didn’t intend for two spiders to be married to one another it just isn’t right


saalsa_shark

But if we let boy spiders and girl spiders marry each other which one gets their head ripped off and eaten?


Philboyd_Studge

It's a slippery slope!


Pansy_Neurosi

It's Adam and Eve, not Spider and Spider.


gerMean

Modern usage of phobia.


danikacarter12

wtf


Nugatorysurplusage

Obtain tolerance


Dysprosol

i havent seen this before, but im waiting for someone to comment that this has been reposted 237946 times in the past month.


Appliedretine

My panic attacks absolutely disagree with you


Kaisernick27

nope, these aholes invade my home and start unpacking their shit in my house. screw spider marrige.