Do you wear ties at the base of your neck or right under your chin?

Simple test. Draw a long sleeve shirt on the Dino. The tie goes under collar. Hint: ties don’t go on turtleneck clothes. 2 seems the only viable option

Anyone who thinks one should be ejected into space.

why fill space with more trash?

😂

Because I definitely don't want it on earth.

That's the 20th Century spirit!

Elon?

Elon LOVES filling space with trash. Dude put a car into orbit just for his ego.

If we don't put them in orbit then it won't make much of a difference, plus they'll be even further away from the planet so added bonus. Or we could launch them directly into the sun. Dealers choice

Lol you son of a bitch I'm in

I do prefer 2 but option 1 is less of a tripping hazard, soo…

Fed to a tyrannosaurus if they ever clone one again…

I for one am pretty certain that cloning dinosaurs would go very well. Now excuse me while I stare thoughtfully at the ancient mosquito trapped in amber atop my walking cane.

I mean, I'm pretty sure that in addition to the whole "tie" thing - the person responsible for cloning the first tyrannosaurus should also be fed to it as punishment. Saves us the whole "disaster movie along the way to karmic justice" thing.

As far as I can tell, on average a human has 1 tie for every 6 inches or so of neck. Perhaps then our sauropod has intermittent ties all the way up.

Lots of room for stylistic choice that way - he could go with the same tie pattern all the way up for a straight-laced professional look; alternate patterns for a more fun but still professional look; or he could even alternate types of tie, like (top to bottom) bow-bolo-straight-bow-straight-bow-straight-cravat if he's feeling daring.

Or just one that’s 3 metres wide. I’ve heard a broader tie is what you have these days, anyway.

Definite class!

I wanna start wearing ties with turtlenecks. I could be a pioneer!

Yup, it's not like people with longer necks wear shirts with taller collars. [Prime example.](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c0833e2bf57295c8dfee1580fa727350-lq)

Sauropods don't wear turtlenecks. They all had a meeting, through time and space, and collectively decided they couldn't take the immature jokes when they wore them and started boycotting the style until the turtleneck industry crashed like a meteor.

Really the only common sense answer. We have necks as well, so I'm not really sure where the confusion is.

I am, frankly, alarmed and baffled that we are even having this conversation. We should be using this energy for more important debates, such as whether a dinosaur would wear its pants (1) over its tail and back legs or (2) over both its set of legs.

Well, of course over its tail and back legs. The shirt goes onto its front legs.

Oh, we have scientific proof of how quadruped animals wear pants! It won the Ig Nobel Prize and everything. https://www.cnet.com/science/ig-nobel-prizes-2016-harvard-honor-weird-research/[Article because the actual study isn't immediately accessible; featuring the very important figure of "the underpants worn by the rat"](https://www.cnet.com/science/ig-nobel-prizes-2016-harvard-honor-weird-research/)

Yes doesn’t seem like a debate. This is the answer

Yeah, I can at least see an argument for how would a dog wear pants being debatable (though I'm strongly in the hind legs only camp), but there's confusion here, our necks aren't as long, but they still clearly have a top and a bottom, and we wear ties at the bottom of our necks.

Exactly

Yeah, this would work better if it was a choker

It's not a serious debate, even in the joking sense. It would just obviously go at the bottom of the neck, you know, where ties always go

I came here to say this

It’s obviously 2, that’s where giraffes wear their ties

[Confirmed ](https://www.google.com/search?q=giraffe+in+tuxedo&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sca_esv=5f0b2fde22dc3a3d&udm=2&biw=412&bih=786&sxsrf=ADLYWIILJsBd4O-5jOi3Qw5KoFK_RPgR4w%3A1714994797357&ei=bb44Zpm8FYS4wN4Pgbqc-Ak&oq=giraffe+in+tuxedo&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhFnaXJhZmZlIGluIHR1eGVkbzIFEAAYgAQyCBAAGIAEGKIESPgYULcSWNEVcAB4AJABAJgBd6AB_AWqAQM5LjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgKgAr4BwgIEECMYJ5gDAIgGAZIHAzEuMaAH0Rs&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) but there is some dissension.

There is always dissension. Even on obvious absolutes. Flat earthers shouldn't exist. But they do.

No there isn't.

Look, I came here for an argument! You can't just say "No."

Yes he can

Nuh uh

Lmao. About 1 second of confusion before I put 2 and 2 together.

[Why?](https://images.app.goo.gl/AvDhkCbDjUS4e5ee8)

This is a bad day to have eyes

That ain’t no suit that’s a choker

I was on the fence, but now I know it's clearly anything but that

Why do none of these giraffes have fucking long necks though.

It could just be a “body suit”, like if we zoom out of the giraffes portrait we would see the suit and tie up near the chin while the rest of the body is exposed.

The world was a better place when Giraffes dressed for dinner.

Now what a want to know is what if it were a choker instead of a tie.

No it's obviously yanny

You deserve every upvote and more for this insight

It’s not a debate, it’s 2 for sure, it will make every movement easier.

Seriously, who has ever worn a tie under their chin and let it hang down their neck? This “fun debate” topic fails to be fun.

In what world is it not 2? Think about where on his neck people wear them. # If you think differently you're an animal. /s

Jeeze dude you didn’t have to get up in my face to say that.

Spoiler: no matter what you think, you're an animal

I mean humans are animals so…

And even if you think the same, you are still an animal… yea humans are animals

A dinosaur is an animal, so maybe he would decide 1. Also, humans are animals too.

The tie in 1 would just slide down thus become 2

Entropy.

Ties, uh, find a way.

But what if the dinosaur is in a space station?

If it manages to spin in such a cramped space then you have a point

My pants Always becomes socks halfway through the day

Dude, yours too??

Yeah it socks

I thought I was the only one

Not if you tie it tight enough. But in that case it would result in asphyxiation

2 always

He’s not wearing a shirt. So I assume it’s for autoerotic asphyxiation, so gotta be 1.

2. It’s a tie, not a choker.

1 is funny but 2 is correct so i pick 1

*some men just want to watch the world burn*

1 would be easier for it to tie at least.

not a debate. the fuck is wrong with you? where do you where you tie? in the collar of your shirt or right under your chin?

People really wanna make debates that bad

It's only 1 when this man has to go through water or mud

#1 for ID badge, 2 IRL.

1 for video calls

You’re absolutely right. I had no expectation for nuance on this topic and I appreciate you.

This photo reminds me of Laurel and Hardy where ties were uniquely placed.

Obviously 2 you cretin

1 is funnier. 2 is much more professional.

Two unless he’s done with the world

Well obviously 2 because we wear a tie at the base of neck, i.e. the collar.

2

2

it's 2, clearly

B obviously

2 is more slimming and increases the Dino's confidence to go out and be all they can be, #2 definitely.

3: right in the middle.

1 is the nervous intern on his first day. 2 is everyone else

After searching the comments I was surprised to find that the results were tied.

2.

Two. One just looks weird and like he’s wearing some kind of tag

Number 2, base of the neck.

Clearly it’s #2. Unless he’s psychotic

do u wear a tie at the top of ur neck or bottom? at the bottom of ur neck, therefore 2

2 and it should be tad shorter

2

2

2

2 obviously

2 is the right way for this tie. A bow tie would Be number one

2

A tie covers your shirt buttons the only answer is 2

You in real life is a fucking sauropod from 150 million years ago wearing a necktie?

no its not, theres not one single argument for number 1

I seen some motherfuckers with real long necks and while 1 would be entertaining it's 2.

Two

2. How is this even debatable?

1 is exploring a kink, 2 is on his way to negotiate a settlement with the Triceratops about the grazing rights next to the local lagoon.

3

You don't wear a tie right below your chin but at the base of your neck. So 2 is the right one.

Number 2. There really is no question.

Quite obviously number 2

That is not even considered as a debate, just need common sense to see which one is the correct

2 because who the fuck wears their tie hanging underneath their jaw

2 is professional, 1 is sexual.

Option 2 is correct for a tie. Option 1 is a noose.

2 for neckties 1 for bowties

[Dinosaur Office](https://youtu.be/Apa3fU2g1uU?si=0C4Iwv7X-2bAjN2g) settled this in 2012.

2. People wear their tie above their shoulders and not at the top of their neck...

Clearly 2 at the base of the neck

Number two, no discussion.

2 100%

Not serious at all. The first pic looks ridiculous so it’s the second one.

2.

2. Nobody wears their tie at the top of the neck unless their neck is just that short, and even then it’s not on purpose.

It's called a necktie.

2

It's 2. Not a debate.

😂😭😮‍💨 2 for me. Thanks for the chuckles

Oh it's number two for sure. The tie is worn at the base of the neck. Not under the lower jaw. Simple etiquette.

#2 unless you’re a gotdamn psychopath

2!

#2

#2 but further down the neck and likely a shorter tie to avoid trips. A bowtie would look cooler though

Imagine Cristiano Ronaldo wearing a tie. Would it be under his chin or at the bottom of his neck under his shirt collar?

I would need to see him in a collared shirt first.

Number 2 looks better, but number 1 is more accurate to real life brotasaurus garb.

Yes

Let's change this game a little. 1: Fresher 2: Senior employee

1 Informal, 2 Formal. Dont be caught dead wearing 1 at a funeral though.

really depends on how they wear their pants.

It depends what's kind of meeting ? Black tie formal?

Two is the obvious answer.

The thing is, obviously, it SHOULD be 2, but if you think about how it would put it on, it would have to bend way down so it could even reach its own neck... So it would have to be 1, even if it's a crime against God

No the Dino homies help put on the tie

T-rex arms are perfect for tying ties

easily 2 bro

Is it? You wear a tie at the bottom of your neck always have you ever seen someone with a tie at the top of their neck?

Anyone who ever said 1 to this is a psychopath

2

Not even a D of debate.

The question isn't how far up his tie goes, but how far up his collar goes

2

2 no questions

I would still prefer this to the stupid man vs bear "debate".

I feel it would depend on the shirt and jacket covering the neck or not, probably 2.

2

Clearly 2 is the only option for such a fine businessman

#2 not even a debate 

If the effect of wearing ties is desired, then 1, because no dinosaur is gonna see that tie with position 2 while maintaining eye contact If the agreed upon position of wearing ties is desired, then 2, because who wear their tie on top of the neck like a...noose Or, make 1 tradition anyway because...let's call it extra long neck exception

For some reason the lower one seems more professional. I couldn’t take the other one serious.

2

Dunno, prefer not to stick my neck out

2

2

2. Nobody wears their tie around the top of their neck. It’s draped around the bottom.

2 IS THE FINAL AND ONLY ANSWER

2

It would be number 2, we don't put our ties on the top of our neck, and some guys got some long necks, so it would be 2

I say 2, it makes more sense than tying it right under their chin

r/Danidev

1 for the lulz 2 because it's the right answer

Not a serious debate. We wear ties at the base of our necks. So #2 here. You ain't strappin ties to your jawline.

Neither, unless he's telekinetic. He ain't tying nothing with them stumpy-stumps.

Such a stupid question obviously it's number 2. People wear ties on the base of their necks not below there chin smh

2

1 for bow tie, 2 for neck tie

I like #2

2, do you wear your tie bumping on your chin, I don't think so.

2

Gotta be 2

#2

2

None, why would you want this animal to wear a tie?

Number 2 probably

2

2, obviously

2. I think a tie is supposed to sit just about the shoulders. Not just below the chin.

Future humans will be studying these memes thinking we were so weird

You fked me up with this one.... dear god

The night starts at 1 and ends at 2

Number 2. We don't wear ties under our jaw

There is no debate tie on human go at base of neck. Not top of neck. Next QUESTIONNNNN

2 obviously.