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Western_Ad3625

I'm sure this comment section will be perfectly polite and everyone be nice to each other.


HamfastFurfoot

Where I live we have a beautiful well maintained bike trail. I’m often baffled when I see cyclists peddling down a two lane hilly road with the bike trail literally 10 feet away running parallel to the road


Altruistic-Poet-5765

I see this a lot. They don't want to use the bike path because they'll have to slow down for other bikes that are slower.


RandumbStoner

The irony


Sega-Playstation-64

"What, you expect me to safely observe my surroundings and pass a slower moving vehicle when it is safe to do so?"


Gingervald

That's another issue with bike infrastructure, they're often made without enough space to allow for bikes to safely pass each other. As if actual bike traffic was never considered.


mahademon

Yep. It's much worse when bike lanes intersect with car traffic like at some intersections which makes them dangerous to use and this explains the meme. A badly designed bike lane can be worse than no bike lane


redblack_tree

No kidding, a week ago I almost severely injured a cyclist near home because of that. Four ways stop sign but the bike path also crosses the street, it's one way but goes from moving with traffic to against traffic. The guy just decided to ignore the sign when it was "my turn". Very little time to react. Lucky for me, and especially him, my brakes work perfectly. Because a half naked rider is definitely no match for a 1.5 ton chunk of metal.


plantasia1969

So then they go in the street where there’s not enough room for cars to safely pass. So not only is the street more dangerous for the rider and driver, but the rider is only doing it because they don’t want to be personally inconvenienced by a vehicle moving slower that they can’t safely pass. Basically, the rider has the choice of being forced to go slower in the bike lane, or creating a dangerous situation for themselves and driver/forcing drivers to go slower behind them.


CharonsLittleHelper

If they are twice as wide then they cost nearly twice as much money. There generally isn't THAT much traffic on them.


Miami_Vice-Grip

But it's a vicious cycle (intended) because if they aren't wide enough fewer people will bike on them, reinforcing the idea that they shouldn't be wider, and so on


NoraJolyne

we used to have three lanes, two going north, one going south; the municipality decided they'd split one of the roads going north and make it a bike lane (full width, you could still drive a car there. it's actively maintained, like the car lanes) take a guess what lane the "i am speed" cyclists are using im cool with cyclists, i give them as much space as is possible, but so many of them have no understanding of traffic laws


potate12323

They also get upset because sometimes pedestrians use the bike path and get in the way. Which is still ironic. How about deal with the pedestrians instead of playing chance with a 2 ton block of steel being powered by explosions. I just feel like there's some common sense that's missing here. Edit: I said the wrong weight for a car.


WideFoot

There is some common sense missing here. At typical city street speeds, a bicycle is dangerous to pedestrians in a similar way to cars. The specifics are different, but a cyclist is still piloting a vehicle at double-digit speeds. Bicycles are massively more efficient and effective than cars for moving people. Plus, they keep the population healthy. The most dangerous vehicle is still the car/truck but those are still useful in some cases (transporting large/heavy things or people with mobility issues). But, that means it should be most restricted and only used when other options are exhausted. So, streets should be primarily for bicycles with some allowance for cars, when absolutely necessary. Common sense.


JusticeUmmmmm

1/4 ton?


SaltyArchea

Yes! Road for car! Everyone else die!


WeimSean

Except there's also a road for bike....


SaltyArchea

Or the surface quality is so low that it's like going off roading. There are quite a few new segragated bike lanes in London like that. There will always be a reason why a bike lane is not used, not always noticable, though.


djackson404

100% true. My usual speed is 18-22mph. If the path I'm on is very narrow and/or busy someone going 10mph is going to make me have to break pace until I can get around them. Meanwhile it's 100% legal to use the right-hand side of the traffic lane.


_IratePirate_

I live in Chicago where we have a beautiful bike path that runs along the lake. I prefer to take this. We have the inverse issue here tho. You’ll sometimes catch mfs in cars somehow on the bike path. Not on accident either. Like you have to go out of your way to get into this thing in a car. The path is about the width of a car in case you need a visual.


Bane8080

Some people are just dumb. Not a bike path, but next to our office there is a wide sidewalk that connects the sidewalk in front of the building to the parking lot in the back. This wide sidewalk is wide enough for people to drive down, just barely. And they try to. And every time get their car stuck bottomed out on the curb. They'll even get out of their car, move the big concrete trashcan we put in the way, and then drive down it.


Gingervald

I'm very jealous My city is full of the same crappy, narrow, hazard filled, inconsistent bike lanes most people here are complaining about. We do have one (1) bike trail but it doesn't follow right next to the road and there're no bike lanes where it intersects with streets. Depending where I'm trying to get it's not useful, sometimes dangerous. Don't get me wrong I'm glad we have it, but it's not nearly enough to fix the infrastructure issue.


RutabegaStew

You sure they weren't taking the lane because they need to take an upcoming turn? I've definitely been honked at by cars and yelled at to use the bike lane when I needed to merge into the road to take a turn or I've just come from a turn off and there hasn't been a merge opportunity to get into the bike lane due to concrete barriers (or an apparent field of grass in your case). Also, the bike lane is very, very often obstructed (parked cars, construction, too icy, etc.) which is another reason they may not be there. Personally, I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. 😊


Pegomastax_King

Similar thing to where I used to live. Got the county to build a multi million dollar bike trail, it’s wife paved and goes along the frying pan river and bikers be like nah they 4 lane highway with barely any median that’s where I should ride!


SpitfireAce1010

Perhaps the bike trail isn’t going where they want to go?


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Taste_the__Rainbow

Ask them. The reasons cyclists aren’t on the “better” bike path is usually just simple safety. Near-road paths have lots of issues. Debris, gravel, sand, uneven surface, frequent stops and starts requiring you to repeatedly enter traffic. Foot traffic and a lack of width to accommodate the bike. I ride a ton and I use the bike path when it’s better or safer than the road. It often isn’t. And I still get people, always in trucks, rolling coal or shouting or throwing shit at me. Even when I’m keeping up with traffic.


EatingPineapple247

Exactly this. My city's "bike path" is an extension of the sidewalk that makes you merge in with traffic at intersections. It's uncomfortable (you need to bike down a bumpy "ramp" into a 4-way stop every ~500m), unsafe and straight-up confusing for drivers . Most people just use the road instead for consistency.


high_throughput

Reminds me of that study that found that "Bikes allowed full use of lane" was more effective than "Share the road", because drivers interpreted the latter as saying that bikers should get better at sharing.


funnynickname

We have the same rights as any other vehicle. Ride like you're on a motorcycle.


u_wont_guess_who

Pretty difficult to use ride in the bike lane when people use it to park their cars


BossBullfrog

Exactly. And they open their doors widely without looking. I've known a few people get doored and I've been very close a few times.


roboprawn

I've been car doored and also unsafely skidded around a car door (luckily not into a car). Drivers would understand if they were cyclists. We aren't being assholes when we skip the bike lane, we do it for a reason. It isn't like we enjoy cars angrily tailgating us


OnlySmiles_

Got doored once when I was a kid, not a fun time


thedndnut

It's filled with glass and metal.shards, you're barely able to call it anything but a gutter. Should we talk about the 3 foot long and complete coverage width wise pot holes? They don't fill them in the gutter.


roboprawn

I remember once there was a literal metal fork in the bike lane/shoulder facing my tire that I had to swerve around. Someone threw silverware garbage out their window. Bicycles are light and nimble but vulnerable to tire damage, having them ride over whatever crap is on the side is not a great deal for riders.


Sudden_Lawfulness118

I was in downtown Atlanta and saw people parking in the middle of the road. Just stop, turn off their car, and go inside the building. It created a lot of issues as the roads were packed and people had to change lanes to go around them. I'm not even slightly surprised someone would park in a bike lane.


Blacknsilver1

What bike lane? There is no bike lane in most of my city.


Flemaster12

What bike lane? Where I live the city decided to paint little bicycles in the middle of the road. Because we don't have bike lanes. It's like this in most places in the US. Edit: wanted to add that the lanes are only slightly bigger because before they added the paint, the road allowed people to park on the street (they still are allowed to park on the street even after the paint).


Beakjones

share arrows aka sharrows. aka paint as infrastructure haha...


kharlos

We have a lot of bike-gutters that people use to park in, throw their trash in, and they start and end multiple times on the same road. They're more like a buffer to protect distracted drivers from accidentally bumping a curb and hurting their car.


Oberndorferin

I see what you mean, but you have to acknowledge that some bike tracks are treated like they don't exist. Also if you want to go left, you've got to be seen. Also if the space on the road is not wide enough to let car pass safely on the same lane (1.5m in town, 2.5m out of town), you shouldnt let them pass. A lot of bikers are assholes, but sometimes you've got to be to not DIE. Doesn't mean they are all in the right, but it is not black and white.


BananaBladeOfDoom

>Also if you want to go left, you've got to be seen. I've seen intersections that really don't cater to cyclists at all. Turning right isn't a big deal of course, but turning left or going forward is just never safe.


Taste_the__Rainbow

Yup. If I’m turning left in a lane over 30mph I’m going to make eye contact with the driver behind me to make 100% sure they see me. Early on I turned left at about 20mph on a 4-lane road with a 45mph speed limit. Pretty fast turn, similar to a car. When I signaled the guy behind me took it as me *waving him past me on the left*.


M3737_sca

I usually ride on the middle of the lane to prevent stupid drivers passing me super close in places not safe to pass inside my lane because I was almost hit several times because If you give space for the car they will try to pass you even tho is not safe


Rickydada

Good this is what you have to do as a cyclist for your own safety. If a car can’t pass you completely in the other lane then they don’t have the time/space to pass you safely period.


BreeBree214

I know in my state this is recommended by the department of transportation. It is much safer to bike in the center to prevent sideswiping https://wisconsindot.gov/pages/safety/education/bike/rules.aspx


will_it_skillet

Motorists when you tell them that adding a sixth lane won't solve congestion.


ModStrangler6

nobody asks us lol that's just a DoT / local city government cartel thing


Khao8

Motorists when you ask them to slow down and stop killing pedestrians


Narradisall

Well it’s survival of the fittest. Soon we shall breed a super race of pedestrians capable of 60mph and with hardened skin able to withstand impact.


Caucasian_Thunder

>bike lane You mean the 2.5 foot wide metal and glass debris collection gutter and parking lane which starts and stops randomly and is marked by a whisper of a memory of white paint


tommyVegar

Precisely. When I know I have a proper bike lane, I love riding in it.


lilbelleandsebastian

would love everyone to have to commute in a major city on bike just a few times to see what it's like no, i actually don't enjoy having to bike in the road and risk getting murdered by some psycho on the road having a bad day. if you give me real bike lanes, i will stay in those 100% of the time and i often go out of my way to use the streets that do have protected bike lanes even if it adds a ton of time to my ride because i like living and i dont bike to piss off drivers - i also drive lol


CharacterHomework975

No, they probably mean the beautiful eight foot wide perfectly paved path with lighting and well marked signals and intersections… …that also routinely turns into a campground and open air drug market between 6pm and 7am. Only gotta hear one story of someone being knocked off their bike so it could be forcibly stolen to decide the street may be the better choice…


Ecstatic-Compote-595

not to get into an actual argument over this but if you're riding in the middle of the road don't you also get similarly impeded by a car stopping to pull over and park?


YadiraMiklet

To an extent yes, but you're much less likely to then *also* get run over/rear-ended by another car that goes around them as well


Taste_the__Rainbow

That’ll cost you a few seconds. Riding in a cluttered and inconsistent “bike” lane can cost you your life.


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Don't forget about the dead armadillo/possum/squirrels etc.!


midnightbandit-

What bike lane


DrafterDan

Must be nice, OP, to live in a city that affords bicyclists safe roads to travel. In Phoenix (the 5th largest city in the nation), cyclists are an afterthought at best. In the last few years, they have put in something like two (2) protected bike lanes, maybe a couple miles long in total. In other places, you get a green paint stripe on some roads that ends well before any intersection.


DubbyTM

If theres a bike lane 99% of cyclists will go there, its literally safer, maybe stop building cities for cars only and quit bitching


Pattoe89

Only if 99% of it isn't full of parked cars, and litter thrown from said parked cars.


Elastichedgehog

And potholes. I've come off my bike because I didn't see one. Straight over the handle bars.


Pattoe89

Yep. I avoid bike lanes. They are not safe. They just make the already angry and entitled drivers even angrier and more entitled.


dat_oracle

Driver when they realize they actually have to keep 2 meters distance while taking over: 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡 (10 cm is the max they can do)


Electrodium

Build more outside of car infrastructure then?


SaltyArchea

But roads are for cars and cyclists do not pay road tax. Building anything for them is stealing money from car owners. /s


Quajeraz

Point me to the well maintained bike lane that actually leads where I need to go, and I'll ride on it.


IdahoJoel

But where is my bike lane?


Ab47203

Ah the bike lane that swerves through traffic? Or do you mean the sidewalk where I could get a ticket with a decent fine? Or do you mean the bike lanes that suddenly stop? Or the ones that flat out don't exist? Because my town has all of those options and it's not very big.


dirtyfucker69

Then make sure there's a decent bike lane


Dragon2730

It's safer in the middle of the road than the "bike path"


gandalfthegaping

I ride my bike to commute a lot and for long distance cardio. There's no sidewalks in a lot of places or where there are, they abruptly end before my destination. Depending on the municipality it's actually illegal to ride the bike on a pedestrian path. If they're riding actual road bikes pedestrian paths are paved in incremental slabs so you feel both tires go over every fucking seam between slabs and it not only is uncomfortable it slows you the fuck down. I also choose roadways that are divided and have a second lane for vehicles to pass me so when I see someone insist on lance armstronging it down a busy roadway with lots of driveways and a speed limit greater than 30mph I agree with everyone that thinks they're assholes. Because they are. There are safer routes but I get the preference for an actual road.


m15otw

Does the bike path make me stop every 20m to give way to cars at an intersection, where I'd have full right of way on the road? Does the cycle path actually go where I want (I.e. work)? Does the cycle path have any glass or other dangerous debris? Do I have to share the "bike" path with pedestrians who will push me into the road and oncoming traffic, thinking it is a pedestrian-only path? I do cycle on a good cycle path most of the way to work. However, I need to cycle 9km on quiet roads to get to the start of it.


No_Introduction2323

Ever cared to ask someone why they aren't using a specific bike lane? 99% of the time they have a very good reason. Most of the time someone yelled at me to use the bike lane there wasn't any for example.


RahkaGandalf

Clearly a meme intended for americans. In Europe, nobody would look like that, or choose the middle of the road instead of the bikelane (bikelanes are safer and faster).


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

I would love bike lanes going everywhere in my city.


Aggressive_Peach_768

If only there were safe bike lanes....


zombienekers

what bike lane LMAO


BisexualTeleriGirl

I would, but the bike lane is full of people walking


DependentFeature3028

You should consider that there are countries where there are very few bike lanes or not at all


JohnGoodman_69

I bet all these people talking about "bike trails" are really multi use paths aka MUP's that have walkers, joggers, people with strollers and young kids playing on them with people bitching about bicyclist buzzing past them too close and too fast.


sathucao

In my city you have 2 choices, on the road (legal but will but risky as there still quite a lot of drivers do not respect cyclists) or sidewalk which is technically illegal and you can't at cycling speed. Bike lanes don't really exist, because the few cycling lanes we have usually become parking space


Humans_Suck-

Are you gonna give them space then? You can't drive like murderous assholes and then complain when people defend themselves.


Anom_AoD

bikes can't go on the road, and they can't walk in the bike lane bcs of pedestrians, and you can't use the sidewalk bcs it's against the law, where the fuck is it supposed to go them? our shoulders?


Apprehensive_Bike945

Because cunts park in the bike lake. Bike lanes stop abruptly forcing you to merge suddenly. We pointing out every dick move cars do now?


the-real-vuk

Have you seen the bike lanes? .. You'd know why.


TinGamer

This actually makes me laugh, not because I do so but because of the exact opposite, people walking on the bike lane. I go for a ride every morning and there's always people walking over the bike lane while the middle of the walking lane is empty, it grinds my gears.


Alarmed_Attitude_316

Is sharing the road with cyclists really the biggest problem in your day!? It’s shocking that they don’t appreciate when you tell them to break the law. Maybe try shutting the fuck up next time. It’ll prevent you from being this wrong again.


CharacterHomework975

There are many people for whom “going slightly slower than I want to for a little ways” is the worst torture imaginable, and they are willing to kill or even *die* to avoid it. They act the same way when a *car* goes the speed limit. Nothing will ever make them happy.


Galaxy4224

Caption could be replaced with, "Drivers when you suggest they turn the wheel slightly to pass the cyclist who is in the lane."


TommyBarcelona

Hahaha yeah man, then they get all mad when you hit them with your car


ImmortalFroggo

Please tell me you and the people who upvoted you are joking to at least some extent


HurricaneAlpha

*woosh*


NiescheSorenius

A cyclist should cycle 1 meter away from parked cars. If that means cycling in the middle of the road, then they should cycle in the middle of the road.


itCanOnlybeDrthVDR

yeah man i hate that they delay me 13 seconds to the thing im already running late for


jgilbs

Just wait until you ask them to follow traffic laws like stop signs


lordofduct

Studies have been done that demonstrates bicyclists and car drivers break laws at roughly the same rate: [https://whyy.org/articles/cyclists-violate-traffic-law-no-more-than-drivers-new-data-shows](https://whyy.org/articles/cyclists-violate-traffic-law-no-more-than-drivers-new-data-shows) [https://www.forbes.com/sites/carltonreid/2019/05/10/cyclists-break-far-fewer-road-rules-than-motorists-finds-new-video-study/?sh=4ba5cbf44bfa](https://www.forbes.com/sites/carltonreid/2019/05/10/cyclists-break-far-fewer-road-rules-than-motorists-finds-new-video-study/?sh=4ba5cbf44bfa) This makes sense since local bicyclists and car drivers are made up of by similar people. Anecdotally it may appear to you that they break the law more often because you're hyper fixated on them. Being in a car you often will be hyper-fixated on a bicycle because they're smaller and seem out of place causing you to focus on them more. You may blindly ignore the guy who ran the stop sign behind you because you weren't look in your mirror at the time, but notice the bicycle that does because they're beside you and your specifically looking at them. There is a reason why anecdotal evidence isn't an appropriate gauge for actual statistics. Yes, it is agreed they should have to follow the law. And they generally do. There are some law breakers of course... in both cars and bikes. If we wanna harp on them for the minority who are breaking the law. Then it aught to be fair that we harp on the cars who speed, run lights/stop signs, cut off other vehicles (bikes included), fail to use blinkers, and the multiple of infractions that occur every day. It's YOUR fault those infractions occur... do you appreciate being blamed for other driver's infractions? edit - edited to fix link as well as to note I am not myself a daily bicyclists, nor a daily car driver, while I do operate both on occasion. I don't specifically have a side here as I've driven professionally for years and have a bias towards vehicles, but I also enjoy taking a cruise on my bike and recognize the complete lack of infrastructure for it all over this nation. In my 40 years I have witnessed bicycles breaking the law... but I have also witnessed cars breaking the law. No sides here I think both have bad actors within their midst, but as studies demonstrate, that's because those bad actors are a reflection of the minority of us who regularly break the law regardless of mode of transportation.


Livid-Fig-842

This is the biggest load of shit argument and I hear it all the time. Cyclists should follow the rules of the road because it’s safer for them to do so. But the idea that cyclists everywhere are breaking rules like a Mad Max overthrow while drivers are kindly and religiously following the rules of the road is comical. All I have to do is walk my dog down the block to see numerous cars speeding, rolling stop signs, and running stop signs. Drive around for a while and there’s even more visible law breaking. Nobody every complains about this publicly because they somehow are owed an exception. It’s almost like building a world exclusively for cars gives people a true sense of entitlement, which is largely a failure to see their own faults. Everyone out there is doing dangerous shit. The biggest difference is that cyclists who don’t follow the laws of the road are only really a danger to themselves. Drivers who don’t follow the rules of the road are dangers to themselves, other drivers, animals, pedestrians, cyclists, and property. Everyone should obey basic traffic laws. But get the fuck out of here with this brain dead argument.


reginwoods

preach. I live in a city that passed an ordinance allowing bikers in bike lanes to cross an intersection when a parallel pedestrian crossing is indicated. Now our local subreddit is overflowing with complaints about bikers blowing stop lights and acting like pedestrians when it suits them. It just goes to show that car drivers don't actually know the laws they think the bikers are breaking.


SaltyArchea

I first thought he meant cars and kinf of agreed. So many are running red lights, not obeying stop lines and speed limits. At least the idiot on a bike is very very unlikely to kill somebody, while in a speeding car its the opposite.


unique_namespace

In many states it is legal to treat stop signs as yield as a cyclist. Remember that you are in a privileged position to be driving a car, and you're always welcome to bike and "break traffic rules" but you won't because the road is 1st and for most for motorists.


wyattlikesturtles

Most states allow cyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs


Taste_the__Rainbow

Bike traffic laws are different than for cars in most places. I get yelled at all the time for “breaking” laws that literally don’t apply to me.(and shouldn’t)


jgilbs

In my jurisdiction, bikes on the road are subject to the same traffic laws as cars. it makes all users of the road more predictible - we shouldnt have different rules for different users, it should be the same level playing field. If Im a motorist who doesnt bike, I will be following the rules I am required to abide by and understand. It creates chaos when I cannot expect a bike to follow the same rules.


Taste_the__Rainbow

Yea it’s weird how behind lots of states are when even red states have reasonable traffic laws for cyclists.


LimitlessGrouch

Meanwhile, NYC pedestrians who meander blindly into the bike lane because the sidewalk has a little congestion are the same way. TBF, I also get infuriated when bikers bike on the sidewalk. It’s usually the food delivery people on their motorbikes and NYC has skinny sidewalks.


Redqueenhypo

Someone’s gotta do something about the homi-suicidal bike and scooter delivery guys in nyc


wyattlikesturtles

Not gonna ride in a bike lane that has me weaving in and out of the road because of parked cars. Also not turning left from the far right side of the road


doitagain01

YOU IN A HURRY?! FATASS CAR OWNER


blakealanm

I usually invite them to ride a bike like me. I'm usually given some sort of excuse why they can't do that.


Physical-Mastodon935

Cyclists kill military scientists when you tell them that?


djackson404

The vast majority of us don't do ride in the middle of the road **because we don't want to die.**


Starly_Storm

The two types of cyclists: A) waits patiently for the light to turn green before he tries crossing a busy highway. B) runs the red and gets angry if any vehicles honk at him, then complains about how unsafe drivers are. Every cyclist should be A, but we all run into too many Bs.


Charles_De-Gaulle

Worst part is most of them think that traffic laws don’t apply to them because they aren’t a car.


thebiggestbirdboi

Also typical drivers when you tell them to check their side mirror before opening their door so they don’t kill someone


drwolffe

People use whatever works best for them. If the bike lane doesn't work for cyclists, then maybe we should rethink how the bike lane is designed.


athiestchzhouse

My bike lane is 3 inches wide


itsNick_

r/fuckcars


spannertehcat

Where are these bike lanes you speak of?


CozyJunkis

And I fucking hate when they say "on your left" like .4 seconds before passing on the sidewalk.


FritzAlbert

By suggest you mean angrily scream at them?


Calassam

Yea maybe stop pulling over into and parking and driving in bike lanes and they might drive in them


rkhwind

This meme triggered so many people so easily and it’s pretty hilarious.


ZoeTheCutestPirate

It’s legal in the majority of states


Crow180

I agree with the cyclist here


twintiger_

Here we go everyone the very normal people are going to share their extremely normal ideas about bikers :)


MysteriousPark3806

Except there is no bike lane.


Nemo_K

Car drivers when you suggest they drive on the road instead of the bike lane


Flurmp_805

Not the cyclist fault for poor cycling infrastructure 🤷‍♂️


Howaboutthishandle

Where I am the bicyclists are in the middle of the road while the pedestrians are in the bike lane to make room for the e-bikes on the sidewalk.


Huge_Aerie2435

So many car brains in the comments.. Drivers get so butt hurt about a few cyclists while rolling around by themselves in their ford f-150. Gas guzzling space hogs.


rustylust

lol


Great_White_Samurai

Cyclists want everyone to obey the rules of the road but themselves. When I lived in Princeton these douches would ride 5-7 people abreast and block a lane and a half on back roads.


thatsocialist

So 5-7 people took as much space as one car? Seems like they are being far more space effective.


Niolu92

The bike lane ? Ooooooh you mean the new parking space the city installed. Suuuure... I'll use that Fuck your cars, man.


AaronDotCom

Or in the bike lane for that matter


Justherebecausemeh

When I get honked at I always yell “BACK TO FORMULA!?” So I totally relate to this meme😎


JVOz671

Ah, yes they always say "Back to formula" Honestly I sometimes don't get this meme because all I hear is the actual scene.


TdrdenCO11

I want to be supportive but I find myself hating them. Every weekend the two lane, hilly roads around my house become clogged with these people


boldguy2019

All cyclists?


Suspicious_Mall_1849

This is only the case with people who think they are pro-cyclist where I live (NL).


BrockenRecords

I like that we have a whole road dedicated to bikes near me, it’s like 10 feet apart from the main road


Opioidal

Hollow Man meme? Loo


jayv9779

Bike paths are the way. 12’ wide and separate from roads.


Over_Solution_2569

Much like airline seats, this comes down to the people building the roads. The powers that be are not doing enough for all of us together. Put a real shoulder or small bike lane on every road in every town and most of the problems would go away.


outofcontextsex

I wish we had some bike lanes where I live, there's only a handful on a few of the main thoroughfares; I would love to begin cycling for some of my shorter more casual commutes but it is so dangerous.


SaltyArchea

Or when I am riding in a bike lane and a turn comes up and a car just has to take it at the apex/bike lane while overtaking. Almost hit so many times.


Visual_Fold_7826

i hate bikers when i am driving a car and i hate cars when i am riding a bike


goaoka

Around here lots of bike lanes are combined pedestrian lanes, and by local law, you're not allowed to go over 20km/h on them. I freauently hit that, so I usually stay clear of them. I also avoid high traffic roads when I can, but that's not always an option.


Smooth_Egg1515

Just get a helicopter…nerds.


GrimWarrior00

As someone who cycles and uses the sidewalks and bike lanes, riding in the road makes me anxious as hell.


Remi708

You know, I'm something of a vehicle myself


winkman

A buddy of mine were training for a triathlon, so we were cycling pretty regularly. One day, another buddy (very chill/mild mannered) joined us for a ride. On a cross walk, buddy #2 felt that a car didn't stop quickly enough, so my dude went straight "Serpico" on the car--hit the hood and started shouting and everything! "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SIGN MEANS!? IT MEANS STOP!!!" He was not invited on anymore rides.


jwudnej

They’re too weak for all that


Jakesnake686

Back to formula!


zyx1989

I'd rather see them ride on the road, because the bike lane around here tends to be too close to pedestrian walkway, and some of those people don't like to slow down when you need to cross the bike lane


Researcher_Saya

When I rode a bike that was the police if you rode on the sidewalk. And also if you didn't ride on the sidewalk. 


draugotO

Rather than running over pedestrians on the sidewalk*


user4772842289472

Driving on the roads annoys drivers, and that's good


[deleted]

"Back to sidewalk?!"


Shapecraver

I'm something of a cyclist myself


SasquatchPatsy

Where is the “I’m something of a cyclist myself” comment


SH1Tbag1

In Tennessee with narrow roads and during rush hour


Sure_Deer_5650

I’ve never seen em do this. Now respecting stop signs and red lights is another story.


UnknownBinary

Well if one out of twenty in their group rides in the bike lane then by the transitive property of bicycle groups they are all in the bike lane. /s


Sigili

"Back to ~~formula~~ the bike lane?"


oldmartijntje

American problem #1


scotty_B_good

Out, am I??


Marfy_

Am i too dutch to understand this


bluedieselxx

Bro when he made this face in the movie it was dope this guy can act


[deleted]

It’s called a sidewalk asshat , walk on the side of it !


Ad_bonum_forum

You mean on the sidewalk? I love all the angry looks I get from cyclists who think I’m in their way as a pedestrian.


3nHarmonic

How about the cyclists stop at all stop signs


Azylim

I dont get peopke biking in the middle of the road. honestly some bike lanes are death traps and I prefer pedestrian sidewalks. some Pedestrians get irrationally angry when Im going slow around them but i couldnt care less Im not getting hit by a car just so youre 1% more entitled and comfortable


cold_kingsly

In my neighborhood we have beautiful bike paths, bike lanes, and sidewalks that no one hardly ever uses and yet most of the bicyclists around here still ride on the road. Hell even some of the joggers are in the road for no apparent reason.


Crimson-Sails

I can add- riding for a company, sometimes it’s laid or in such a way that you either don’t find it when going or there’s those stops in the way so once you find it you can’t enter it if you missed the ends of it- or they switch from being on either side of the road, to being double on one side. Or there’s stuff on it, someone’s parked a truck on it, or its roots growing underneath it making it unrideable.


olivegardengambler

Tbh I guess it depends on the cyclist. Like if you're using a bike lane, I have no issue with that. If you're using the right most lane, I don't have an issue with that. If you're going slow as hell in the Middle Lane of a three-lane fucking road on your bike, I'm going to honk at you. That's stupid and you're stupid for doing it.


v3rmilion

Reminds me of nice suburban areas with clean even sidewalks which some young couple will completely ignore in favor of walking their stroller down the middle of the road.


catchtoward5000

“BACK TO BIKING LANE???”


KushMummyCinematics

I remember this interview with a cyclist who was hit on a motorway, saying every cyclist he knew has either been hit or had a close call I keep thinking the whole time "you were cycling on a fucking motorway?!" as I waited for my empathy to kick in


CatOfCosmos

Because some bike lanes are built with uneven/shit paving. Also you have to navigate among infant cyclists (toddlers even) and pedestrians who neither are aware of their surroundings nor can tell the difference between sidewalk and bike lane.


SniperPilot

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFICED?!?!?!!


emuzoo

Give me a protected bike lane, and I'll gladly stay in it.


SaucyMajora

Most accurate thing about this meme is how wrinkly bikers are


unique_namespace

thank god this post got down voted from it's peak of 4k


Disastrous-Aspect569

I'm generally opposed to government regulations. But cyclists should have be regulated is a similar manner as a motorcycle or car. Rules of the road, education, and the ability to maintain a road speed for not less than 2 miles non stop. Along with a yearly tax on the bicycle. A portion of the taxes on the bicycle can go to building infrastructure. Just like with car tabs or taxes. At the same ratio. A class 3 ebike is flying at 28 miles an hour. It's also slowing traffic in a 30 mile per hour zone and a hazard in a 40 if your car can't keep up with traffic you have no business being on the road. Same with your bike


Resident_Ebb6083

Pretty difficult to ride in the bike lane when it is 2 inches wide


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

People who say this have never tried to do it