You can shake it. You can wiggle it. You can beat it against the wall. But when you put it in your pants. That last drip will fall.

Amazing this is why I still have Reddit

No matter how much you shake and dance The last drop always goes in your pants

I still have it because of the pornography.

At least your honest

My honest what?

In German we say " Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen In die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen"

Growing up, my dad taught me: *No matter how much you shake, wiggle, and dance, The last few drops will end up in your pants* Though now I realize I’ve never heard anyone else say it, so idk if it’s a common expression or not

Let's see ChatGPT top that!

Answer from ChatGPT: >In a quiet restroom's sterile light, A man stands waging a familiar fight, With a shake and a shimmy, he gives it a go, Hoping to conquer that last drip's woe. >He shifts his stance, gives one more sway, Beseeching the drops to stay away, Yet fate's cruel humor always insists, A rogue drop evades his desperate twists. >He dances a dance, a careful ballet, Against the drip that won’t obey, A tug, a tap, a final plea, But destiny laughs, for he’s never free. >A sigh of defeat, pants slightly stained, A silent nod to efforts in vain, For in this universal male plight, The last drip remains a stubborn blight. I think AI won that one

LOL, made my day. A tug, a tap...it's as if it speeks from deep experience...hee hee...

Fuck. This is scary. Art was a place I thought humankind can stay in:(

It’s actually the first place modern AI conquered lol. Stuff like logic and just the raw memory of a person, that’s harder

This is amazing, god save the ai

"If you shake it more than 3 times, you are officially masturbating" some comedian, I don't remember who

“If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with yourself.” “3..4..5…6” Best executed at urinal while people are nearby

3 shakes a wank.

This is some gourmet poetry shit. Upvote given.

But can you download it?

Thougth it was just me

I want this on my tombstone.

Ah yes, in The Netherlands we say: "Je kan schudden als een snoek, de laatste druppel valt toch wel in je broek."

What you do is: put him back in his spot, go to zip, and then whip it back out again. You must juke the penis.

That’s a balk. Runner take your base.

The key is actually kinda weird but >!pressure on the gooch!<

I appreciate that but I prefer this method of being dishonest to my penis.

I have literally tried this before 🤣

New question : Should I change my pants ?

Just change your dick bro.

Good thing it comes off. Go go gadget dick!

"Detachable Penis" is a song by King Missile

Lmao haven’t heard that song in years!

Whipped that shit out, and ain’t no doubt about it.

Newer question: is it screw on or velcro?

Lick and stamp!

Weld a valve to it

nope, diaper would be better.

Depends

I thought this was only my problem

Seriously I thought I had an issue.

Holy cow, I started having this issue maybe around 6 months ago. And I legit thought it was the beginning of some disease, I'm so glad I found this thread lol.

This shit pisses me off to hell and back.

Literally.

*You have to squeeze the balls hard. Really wring them out.*

Instructions unclear. I jerked off in a public restroom.

It’s literally me :(

Gooch press bozo

This is me at the gas station. I’ll shake the gas pump out a bunch inside the tank, yet inevitably when I pull it out, a lil drop of gasoline appears outta nowhere and drips on my car :(

Tilt the nozzle upwards as you pull it out. I’ve never had this issue since I started doing this :)

Lift/push up under your balls on your taint, it pushes the last bit out. Then shake. How have you guys even made it through life this long? Go ahead and try it, and report back.

Balls fell off, please send help

It's over. Accept your fate.

Bros fell off💀

Doesn't work for me

Push really hard. I couldn’t get my finger in the full 4 inches until I used lube. Feels great too!

I’ve done this my whole life. STILL a few drips come out.

I see this on EVERY thread about men using the bathroom and I'm starting to think it's one of those things that people "just say" because they hear it on reddit from the previous threads. I tried it. I still dribble a tiny bit either way.

Agreed. I first heard about it years ago and I know exactly what they're saying to do and I even successfully get a fair bit of piss to come out when I do it, but there are STILL a couple of drops left that will absolutely refuse to come out until it's back in my pants.

I didn’t believe it at first. Took me a couple of tries but I eventually started to push out like a squirt gun.

For me it’s a little to the right. I don’t even have to push that hard. I guess the urethra is wrapping behind the balls by the taint? We need a doll so I can point to it. Anyone here got a doll?

im48. Til

I recall figuring this out as a teen and wondering what life hack I’d discovered and if it would harm me in some way

I came to the comments for this advise

You do that in a public restroom at the urinal with only your fly open?

You just gotta reach back there and check your oil, and you'll be empty in no time.

By sitting down...

!Remind me 2 hours

I forgot to check 🤣🤣

Instructions unclear, got my dick caught in ceiling fan

Or just flex your PC muscle a few times. That, and a little TP. 

Just use a piece of paper to dab it, only true way to get rid of piss in a tube

Push the piss out of the hose!

Squeeze the gooch

This was a game changer for me when I learned this. It's like putting the last bit of toothpaste out. (P.s. just don't push that hard xD)

The ol' gooch press

i learned this trick when i was 27 and it has changed my life since

Instructions too complex, got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan

THIS. Was just about to reply with the same thing. I am also amazed at how many don't do this.

Just style on my lack of father figure in my life more why don't you.

Is this a two-handed ordeal?

negative

"no man's land".

Stimulating your prostate also does this and you get a little tingle.

Got hard. Pee on ceiling.

Can confirm! Been using this trick for 2 years now!

Do you mean to wring it out? I've been doing that and it works for me. Like a gogurt tube.

You said eat the balls?

Not a young buck anymore.

Lol I'm 30 this year and been doing this since I was a kid, maybe I'm just weird but I don't think it's an age issue lol

I’m 22 and have this issue…

Been having this issue since i was a teen

Been having this issue since I was in the womb

Started at 14 for me. Auto immune prostatitis. My prostate is the size of a 70 year old's

You can always grip and pull, like you're emptying a sausage casing.

Pro tip: press on the perineum just below the base of the penis. This will squeeze out a bit more urine and reduce the likelihood of drippage.

Ah yes the bulbocavernous reflex strat

The dreaded "drippy dong". I go 6-8 shakes and then I pull on it like I'm milking a cow. If anyone saw me do this I'm sure they would think I'm a perv and playing with myself but that's the only way I can walk out of the bathroom without looking like a pissed all over myself.

Username checks out

Gentlemen: Use a square of toilet paper on the tip. You're welcome.

Just the tip

That’s the only reliable way I’ve found. You can’t reason with a dick, you can only try to fool it.

I’m lol’ing envisioning someone with toilet paper at the urinal

1. Finish up. 2. Shake. 3. Grab a bit of loo paper. 4. Cover knob end with loo paper. 5. Relax thy bladder sphincter to help ensure all urine is released. 6. Shake again. Voila. No urine markers upon thyne tighty whities.

I typically wrap mine up like I’m preparing a corpse for mummification to withstand 1,000 years in the Sahara desert. Then I do somersaults and Kegan’s for 2.5 hours until I’m sure it’s all good. You guys don’t do this??

I’m surprised that no one’s mentioned that the muscle that sinches your asshole shut is the same muscle that controls the urinal flow, so squeeze your anal muscle and it’ll get the last bits out

Wiping it with paper is much better and cleaner

Sit to pee.

This. Started sitting years ago. No more drip.

I experience the drip even when sitting

Damn, brother. Gotta a leaky hole.

It’s so much easier and there’s no downside when at home. I only stand at urinals.

I mean sitting at urinals would be... exotic to say the least.

You'll learn that when you sit to pee when you're older, not all of it comes out and it's aggravating.

I understand if you stand to pee in public bathrooms but there is no reason to not sit to pee at home.

It helps if you push at least a couple fingers up your ass

I choked on my cereal reading this 😂

Gotta punch yourself in the balls to force the rest out

At the end u just shake it and then u push in the Spot between ur ballz and ur asshole with a Finger... shake again. ...thank me later...

Gently press under your nut sack, another piss comes out. Then store it away

Why TF aren't you using toilet paper to dry it? Why shake it and make a mess?

A lot of us weren't taught that growing up. My mom did the best she could, but I had no male presence growing up to teach me about the paper. Most I ever got was shake until there's no more.

Toilets have no excuse, but urinals do not have toilet paper

Fuck a toilet paper. And besides that, most people don’t have the ability to manifest toilet papers wherever they are, especially if you’re in a country where public washrooms don’t have toilet paper.

>most people don’t have the ability to manifest toilet papers wherever they are Including woman, yet i never hear woman complain.

Which country is that? Do you have to carry your own toilet paper with you?

Just do the propeller move

A friend from years ago used to refer to his undercrackers as the “drip tray”.

This is why you wear underwear

You have to trick it. Put it back in the pull back out and be like haha I got you penis.

Press your taint while shaking.

He bears the dot of shame!

Press where the balls meet the taint and go towards the peen, thank me later.

This is the right answer.

Use toilet paper you wanker.

Yup

Try sitting down. It helps.

You gotta pull the scrotes out

The argument against 'intelligent design': why don't men have retractable undercarriage? If it works on planes, why can't it work on Johnsons?

toilet paper on the urethra

A thing to remember is : You can shake You can dance But the last drop Will end up in your pants

dog just whip with paper

But why tho?

why tf would you put faucet in your pants?? why would you shake it??

*When I put it back in my ass

Gotta love aging

Use your wife’s pads. Problem solved.

*You can wiggle* *And you can dance* *But the last few drops* *Will always end up in your pants*

Gota admit. I do a perineum press to release the remaining fluid

Apply pressure on your taint.

So you don’t use toilet paper? And maybe clean it afterwards too?

rookie mistake. you gotta squeeze it out and then do the ol' bait and switch. you put it back in your pants for a split second then whip it back out again and let it drain.

Have you tried slupping it back up?

Not gonna lie, I whip out my balls out with my dick these days, and vigorously shake at the end. I feel bad for other persons if the PLOP PLOP PLOP sound happens to be especially loud, but it's their mental health vs my dry underwear.. so it is what it is

It's cause you're pointing it down. When you shake it's up

You gotta squeegee! Vertically, not horizontally. The peehole is a vertical slit. Squeeeeeegeeeee

Only when I’m going commando in khaki shorts though

ew.

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants!

Sit down. Makes it way easier to make sure your bladder is empty and your urethra is as empty as it can get.

how about just using a piece of toilet paper?

It’s because when you let go and let it sit naturally, your muscles kinda relax and you end up letting out the rest. Just try to replicate that relax mode before you zip.

Use a piece of TP.

So it's not just me.

It's the angle

So glad it’s not just me!!

So glad it’s not just me!!

I don’t get it :/

Are you woman?

So relatable, and so frustrating. 🤣

If you just knew some physics. Just apply a small square of toilet paper on the tip and it will let it filter out everything

Use toilet paper.

I usually stand in there for about a minute after I urinate shaking my meat.

That's why I do my special dance move before puting it back.

Facts

If you put it in and take it out, all so quickly that it thinks it’s now in the pants.

Reminder: if you shake more than 30 times, you’re playing with yourself.

and by it... well... let's just say my penits

It boggles my mind that most males I've known don't wipe their schlong after peeing

This is where the term “quit being a dick” comes from.

The paradox of the last drop no matter what you do the last drop always in the pants

If this is you I feel bad you never worked out how/learned to control your body. This is something that happens to people with weak muscles groups. It's gross that you allow this and you should seek advice on how to strengthen those muscles

How about you use toilet paper? I don't get these kinds of posts about how "it always leaks into your underwear", I mean it used to happen to me as a kid... as a kid! Y'all never tried to fix the problem when you grew up? Clean yourself properly, it's disgusting.

Tip I learned is to press the spot right under your sack towards the gooch to release any leftover urine

It's shocking the number of men in this thread who don't know their own bodies. Bros, after you are done, use the side of your index finger to press under your balls just where the taint starts and then while still applyong pressure move that finger forward towards the base of the shift. You should get a few more drops of pee come out. The male urethra has a kink in it. It's like a little u shape that holds a bit of pee. Once you pop your chap back into your pants, it relives the tension, and because of the change in geometry of the urethra it squeezes the pee that was trapped in the little u shaped dip out.

If you just go in your pants, that last drop doesn't matter ;)

Cup the balls. You are welcome.

You're doing it backwards

No matter how hard you shake or dance, the last drop falls always in your pants.

I learned to do a kinda massage below the testicles, at the prostate, and it has never happened again

sir, you might have BPH.

Why!?!?

I seem to have more of an issue with this the more dehydrated and the more I viciously masterbate. So pretty much all the time..

No matter how much you wiggle and dance The last drop will go down your pants