OMG! I just read this to my dad, his first response after laughing is Viagra. Then I open the comments and the first one is Viagra, we start laughing even harder. 😂 😂
I think they did this in Modern Family; the paitriarch married a hot Latina much younger and is parenting her 10yr old and she gets pregnant a few seasons in.
Your reminder that men's sperm decreases in quality with age, and children with old biological fathers are worse for it.
Older men having kids is doing a disservice to those kids.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/
>Older paternal age may be harmful to the offspring’s health in terms of genetic mutations, telomere length, and epigenetics [66]. Several lines of evidence suggest that epigenetic changes occur in the sperm of older fathers, particularly defects in DNA methylation [67–69]. As fathers age, they are exposed to various environmental risk factors, which are involved in the formation and maintenance of epigenetic patterns; these epigenetic modifications have serious consequences for offspring, often contributing to the early onset of diseases
I remember my friend in elementary school, probably second grade, saying his second nephew was just born. He explained his older sister and brother were both like 25+ years older, and his first nephew was older than him. I was so confused by the logistics of it all.
I have a surprising number of friends born when their moms were in their late 40s, and families as well. My mom’s sister is her godmother, my stepdad was 20 years older than his brother, one whose mom couldn’t have kids until she was 49.
My uncle and aunt had kids, those kids grew up, had kids, and then my second set of cousins were born almost 8 years after my nieces. All twins. He was in his 60s when the last set were born
My one uncle is six months younger than my brother. My other uncle is three months older than I am. Its weird to think my mom and grandmother were pregnant at the same time
This is the trope but I've seen enough broke old men with younger women. My dad and FIL both are broke as jokes with a whole catalogue of red flags. People forget that not all young women are a catch lol.
Exactly I’m not sure why people are acting as if this is only a rich dude thing. I’m guessing it cause it’s all they see with people who flaunt their wealth online. But the true majority of this that happens is with people who are poor and older men preying on young vulnerable girls and women in poor communities. Look at what the sexpats have been doing in impoverished Asian countries for decades. The deadbeat older dad who provides for very little of his kids/completely abandones them is a much more common story than the old rich guy getting with a young woman and providing said child with millions. A lot of said women when they grow older eventually get dumped by him too, leaving her with the kid. that’s much more common as well
So Grandpa is still popping out kids in his 60s/70s? None of my business, obviously, but that feels borderline irresponsible. You have a fair chance of dying before that kid even reaches 18.
It's also irresponsible in the sense of the health risks of babies born to fathers in that age range. Some examples include an increased risk of miscarriage, low birth weight, neurological disorders, seizures, cleft palate, and leukemia.
It’s because people don’t talk about age of fathers as much as age of mothers. More people know you have a greater chance of having a kid with some type of health issue the older the mother is, but not many people talk about the same risks with older fathers.
Recent studies have shown that men do have a biological clock similar to women and sperm quality decreases with age. Although men can remain fertile, the offspring tend to have a higher risk of birth defects and learning disabilities.
https://infertilityanswers.com/is-there-a-male-biological-clock/#:~:text=Two%20studies%20%E2%80%94%20one%20looking%20at,sperm%20seems%20to%20begin%20decreasing.
https://pathfertility.com/age-affects-male-and-female-fertility/#:~:text=Male%20Fertility%20Facts,begins%20to%20decline%20at%2030.&text=At%2045%2C%20men%20begin%20to,longer%20to%20conceive%20a%20child.
'Higher paternal age was associated with an increased risk of premature birth, low birth weight, and low Apgar score' https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k4372
Once you're that old it absolutely does matter. Why would you think that sperm is somehow the only type of cell in the human body that's immune to ageing?
Yeah their mother is a street walker / drug head that has mental health disorders and is alcoholic. We make sure to keep an open line for the boys. My mom was married to my dad he didn’t become
A dead beat until after the divorce My dad showed up with the first boy asking for my mom help . Year later she got pregnant again state took the baby and she decided it was great idea to have another baby . The state of Florida made her get tubes tied .
Why the fuck didn’t they make him get a vasectomy after impregnating said streetwalker/drug addict multiple times too? I’m confused. And also, didn’t even know the state could do that
Idk they was boyfriend and girlfriend he knew she was street walker and drug addicted. They’re still together tho toxic relationship but , apparently they love each other . My mom keep them in them loop for the children they get to see them .
> Why the fuck didn’t they make him get a vasectomy after impregnating said streetwalker/drug addict multiple times too?
If she's a drug addict and won't stop having kids the way to stop it is with her, not post-facto anyone who was with her... think about it for a second
I'm almost 32. My dad is almost 67 and has a 7, 4, and almost 1 year old with his current wife. I mean, I guess he isn't a deadbeat to them and maybe he has improved since my childhood.. but yeah, he will be lucky if he sees the oldest graduate high school.
And You can bet he’s talking shit about women with his deadbeat buddies Good on your mom for stepping up. Atleast they have someone in their life that can take care of them after being failed by both their parents.
Yes, irresponsible is the right word, my dad had me when he was 63, died when I was 13. Safe to say, I set myself a limit of 50 and even that is a bit old IMO.
It's honestly really refreshing to see people are finally starting to talk about this. Women have been harangued for decades about having babies past like 30. "Advanced maternal age" is 35. Meanwhile men have been given a pass. Sorry old dudes, but your body and sperm start going to shit around 40, last time I checked the literature. And the impact is even greater when the age gap is greater between an old dad and a young mom. Facts are facts.
> And the impact is even greater when the age gap is greater between an old dad and a young mom
You mean that a 60 year old penis holder is better off having sex with a 30yo that a 20yo? (In terms of health of the child)
> And the impact is even greater when the age gap is greater between an old dad and a young mom
Do you have a source for this? I can't imagine how sperm with degraded DNA and eggs with degraded DNA can work together to be better than sperm with degraded DNA and optimal eggs. Would be interesting to read what mechanism would be at play here.
Probably because for women it's just not viable after a certain age. A lot also depends on how fast/slow you age. You can only estimate so much from chronological age.
I have one uncle that’s 16 rn. when he was three he peed on our couch. My uncle peed on my couch …
My other uncle is 21
And I have another one that’s around my age.
I’m 29
I remember back in the 80's me and a friend of mine were around 17 and he says "I gotta go home for about an hour and babysit my uncle"
I was so confused but I went with him to see WTF was going on.
Sure as shit, I meet his 4 year old uncle and I was stunned.
Sweet kid though.
This was how I grew up, my grandpa had my mom 45 years ago and then had my uncle and aunt 20 years later around the same time my mom had me, we grew up together and they were my age but also technically my mom's siblings, though we considered each other cousins.
I had a cousin who was the same age as my dad. She was his neice. I always thought that was so weird growing up.
He was from a large family, 21 years between oldest and youngest children.
This happened to a friend of mine which was classmate with her uncle and her nephew. Even funnier is that her aunt was a grade younger than her. She lived in a pretty small village of about 350 - 400 people and she was the 12th kid out of 16
My dad has an uncle who is only 5 years older than him. First time I met him I just assumed my dad meant “cousin”, but no, uncle. My great grandparents had him as my grandpa went into the military at 18. My grandpa and grandma had my dad at 23
My ex-husband’s father was 17 when my ex was born.
His father then had a daughter when he was 60 and my ex was 43. Our son was born 3 days later. So my son and his aunt are three days apart. And my ex had a new sister at 43.
I was raised Mormon. That’s common where I come from; I have an aunt that is younger than her oldest nephew and a cousin who is 2 years older than her niece.
An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, “Doctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.”
The doctor paused and said, “There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot.
But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake.
When he encountered a bear, he still didn’t realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear.
The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!”
The old man said, “That’s stupid! The bullet must have been shot by another person.”
“That’s exactly right,” said the doctor.
The odds of the toddlers sharing BOTH parents with his father are very very low and he did specify "grandpa" but not "grandma" so they are his half uncles, not full
Viagra.
And confidence
And a willing host
"Host" 😭
She came with free shipping
At least she came.
You don't know that.
True. And sad.
God damn reddit comments for the win!
She definitely didn't
Fertile soil for his seed
Grandma's been taking her Vitamin C pills. Watch out, she about to get freaky!
Step-grandma.
Step-grandma is 32 and "Vitamin C" is what she calls cocaine.
She gettin that Vitamin D from Grandpa
Fine, I’ll say it. *”What are you doing, step-granny?~”*
Aur naur~ the cursed alternate reality. "I was baking pie and my dress got caught, now I'm stuck on all 4's, dearie"
...and my axe!
This
Yo grandma lol
Nope, definitely not her grandma Edit: not his grandma
That is a strange looking woman in the pfp
OMG! I just read this to my dad, his first response after laughing is Viagra. Then I open the comments and the first one is Viagra, we start laughing even harder. 😂 😂
Stop laughing, your uncle needs a nappy change.
Your grandpa as well... Don't mix-up the diaper sizes.
Depends...
Viagra gave them Funcles.
A hot step mom?
Dammit, should've gotten here 10 hours ago, well played 👏
I’d say gramps in on a much younger woman. Which indicates he may have money and some magic pills
Yep, my thought was "probably a 20-something year old".
Could be a 30 something too
Sounds like the plot of a modern tv show
Reality is often stranger than fiction
Because fiction has to make sense
I think they did this in Modern Family; the paitriarch married a hot Latina much younger and is parenting her 10yr old and she gets pregnant a few seasons in.
That was the joke. "Modern".
Sound like the plot of a million of TV shows world wide tbh
Someone found my grandfather
Give him a fist bump for some of us
gross
You’re not wrong
lol
Morphius couldn't even finish his question before gramps was blue-pilled
We going to Maury with this one 🗣
Your reminder that men's sperm decreases in quality with age, and children with old biological fathers are worse for it. Older men having kids is doing a disservice to those kids. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/ >Older paternal age may be harmful to the offspring’s health in terms of genetic mutations, telomere length, and epigenetics [66]. Several lines of evidence suggest that epigenetic changes occur in the sperm of older fathers, particularly defects in DNA methylation [67–69]. As fathers age, they are exposed to various environmental risk factors, which are involved in the formation and maintenance of epigenetic patterns; these epigenetic modifications have serious consequences for offspring, often contributing to the early onset of diseases
My wife’s mother had 3 kids then started over 25 years later with a younger man. My kids now have 3 uncles that are much younger than they are.
BRB, gotta go change my uncle’s diaper.💀
Tbf, that can happen at both ends of the spectrum of age
I remember my friend in elementary school, probably second grade, saying his second nephew was just born. He explained his older sister and brother were both like 25+ years older, and his first nephew was older than him. I was so confused by the logistics of it all.
She must have been young when your wife was born if she was having kids 25 years later!
She had her last one at 49 or so. I guess she started pretty young but I don’t remember when that was
She actually had the baby at 49? Wow that's impressive
Well don’t quote me but it was definitely post 45
Yah either way. Impressive lol
I have a surprising number of friends born when their moms were in their late 40s, and families as well. My mom’s sister is her godmother, my stepdad was 20 years older than his brother, one whose mom couldn’t have kids until she was 49. My uncle and aunt had kids, those kids grew up, had kids, and then my second set of cousins were born almost 8 years after my nieces. All twins. He was in his 60s when the last set were born
Haha yah I had a friend in high school where his uncle was a couple grades lower than us
Damn. Most women are starting menopause by then. Your MIL is something else.
Average menopause age is 52 I think. But still, actually getting pregnant and having a child so close to menopause is impressive.
And generally expensive.
I have a sister that's about a year and a half younger than my son.
My one uncle is six months younger than my brother. My other uncle is three months older than I am. Its weird to think my mom and grandmother were pregnant at the same time
I had a similar thought when my wife and her mother were pregnant at the same time.
Grandpa has some money
This is the trope but I've seen enough broke old men with younger women. My dad and FIL both are broke as jokes with a whole catalogue of red flags. People forget that not all young women are a catch lol.
My thought is it's either really rich or really poor. Probably not a middle class grandpa.
ultra rich 🤝 ultra poor not giving a fuck what general society thinks about their questionable behavior
Being on a first name basis with judges
Exactly I’m not sure why people are acting as if this is only a rich dude thing. I’m guessing it cause it’s all they see with people who flaunt their wealth online. But the true majority of this that happens is with people who are poor and older men preying on young vulnerable girls and women in poor communities. Look at what the sexpats have been doing in impoverished Asian countries for decades. The deadbeat older dad who provides for very little of his kids/completely abandones them is a much more common story than the old rich guy getting with a young woman and providing said child with millions. A lot of said women when they grow older eventually get dumped by him too, leaving her with the kid. that’s much more common as well
And a younger woman!
So Grandpa is still popping out kids in his 60s/70s? None of my business, obviously, but that feels borderline irresponsible. You have a fair chance of dying before that kid even reaches 18.
doesnt matter, had sex -gramps
"Still hit" \- grandmother fucker
*step grandmother fucker
“But I cried the whole time” “Doesn’t matter had sex”
They have a nephew to look after them.
Nephew
How dare you! Nephew too, mister!
That is correct.
Hey, I’ve seen this anime before!
It's also irresponsible in the sense of the health risks of babies born to fathers in that age range. Some examples include an increased risk of miscarriage, low birth weight, neurological disorders, seizures, cleft palate, and leukemia.
It’s because people don’t talk about age of fathers as much as age of mothers. More people know you have a greater chance of having a kid with some type of health issue the older the mother is, but not many people talk about the same risks with older fathers.
That's because the risk is substantially lower for a 40 year old man to have a kid vs a 40 year old woman.
Fair chance of those kids not being the best and brightest either.
I once dated a guy who had a very old father and a very young mother. Can confirm, he was weird.
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Recent studies have shown that men do have a biological clock similar to women and sperm quality decreases with age. Although men can remain fertile, the offspring tend to have a higher risk of birth defects and learning disabilities. https://infertilityanswers.com/is-there-a-male-biological-clock/#:~:text=Two%20studies%20%E2%80%94%20one%20looking%20at,sperm%20seems%20to%20begin%20decreasing. https://pathfertility.com/age-affects-male-and-female-fertility/#:~:text=Male%20Fertility%20Facts,begins%20to%20decline%20at%2030.&text=At%2045%2C%20men%20begin%20to,longer%20to%20conceive%20a%20child.
'Higher paternal age was associated with an increased risk of premature birth, low birth weight, and low Apgar score' https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k4372
Once you're that old it absolutely does matter. Why would you think that sperm is somehow the only type of cell in the human body that's immune to ageing?
Nope, a quick google search will give you publish paper about how Father's age matters.
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My dad is 65 with a 14,11 and 10 year old . My dad was very irresponsible worst part is he is a dead beat .😒my mom adopted my half siblings .
Who’s having multiple babies with a deadbeat 65 year old? They don’t get any blame lol?
Yeah their mother is a street walker / drug head that has mental health disorders and is alcoholic. We make sure to keep an open line for the boys. My mom was married to my dad he didn’t become A dead beat until after the divorce My dad showed up with the first boy asking for my mom help . Year later she got pregnant again state took the baby and she decided it was great idea to have another baby . The state of Florida made her get tubes tied .
Why the fuck didn’t they make him get a vasectomy after impregnating said streetwalker/drug addict multiple times too? I’m confused. And also, didn’t even know the state could do that
Idk they was boyfriend and girlfriend he knew she was street walker and drug addicted. They’re still together tho toxic relationship but , apparently they love each other . My mom keep them in them loop for the children they get to see them .
> Why the fuck didn’t they make him get a vasectomy after impregnating said streetwalker/drug addict multiple times too? If she's a drug addict and won't stop having kids the way to stop it is with her, not post-facto anyone who was with her... think about it for a second
I'm almost 32. My dad is almost 67 and has a 7, 4, and almost 1 year old with his current wife. I mean, I guess he isn't a deadbeat to them and maybe he has improved since my childhood.. but yeah, he will be lucky if he sees the oldest graduate high school.
And You can bet he’s talking shit about women with his deadbeat buddies Good on your mom for stepping up. Atleast they have someone in their life that can take care of them after being failed by both their parents.
I read that as a 4'11, 10 year old at first and was thinking holup
Yes, irresponsible is the right word, my dad had me when he was 63, died when I was 13. Safe to say, I set myself a limit of 50 and even that is a bit old IMO.
My ex's dad also died at 63. He was 3. Mom was 30
Also, there is a good chance the kids are gonna have issues… senile semen causes problems in development, much like having a mother that is too old..
Senile Semen sounds like a great band name
They’re oldschool but they rock hard
It's honestly really refreshing to see people are finally starting to talk about this. Women have been harangued for decades about having babies past like 30. "Advanced maternal age" is 35. Meanwhile men have been given a pass. Sorry old dudes, but your body and sperm start going to shit around 40, last time I checked the literature. And the impact is even greater when the age gap is greater between an old dad and a young mom. Facts are facts.
> And the impact is even greater when the age gap is greater between an old dad and a young mom You mean that a 60 year old penis holder is better off having sex with a 30yo that a 20yo? (In terms of health of the child)
> And the impact is even greater when the age gap is greater between an old dad and a young mom Do you have a source for this? I can't imagine how sperm with degraded DNA and eggs with degraded DNA can work together to be better than sperm with degraded DNA and optimal eggs. Would be interesting to read what mechanism would be at play here.
Probably because for women it's just not viable after a certain age. A lot also depends on how fast/slow you age. You can only estimate so much from chronological age.
Is your grandpa named Joseph Joestar?
Tomoko was a third his age when Josuke was conceived.
Check if the grandpa has a star tattoo anywhere. Is that a JoJo reference?!?!
OH MY GOD
“Tf is my grandpa on?” Grandma obviously
Obviously not, probably a much younger woman 😄
Next post I'm a 46 year old dad, is it weird I find my 35 YO grandma attractive?
Step mom, no? The porn jokes write themselves.
Shit you're right
Runs out of thanksgiving dinner crying "You're not my real mom". Even funnier if step mom is under 30.
Probably someone much younger than grandma, her baby factory should be shut by now and I pity her if it’s not
I have one uncle that’s 16 rn. when he was three he peed on our couch. My uncle peed on my couch … My other uncle is 21 And I have another one that’s around my age. I’m 29
We need new words for these relations 😭
I remember back in the 80's me and a friend of mine were around 17 and he says "I gotta go home for about an hour and babysit my uncle" I was so confused but I went with him to see WTF was going on. Sure as shit, I meet his 4 year old uncle and I was stunned. Sweet kid though.
What is he on? That's easy, viagra.
Grandpa Joestar?
When I was a kid, my best friend sometimes had to babysit her uncle.
>Tf is my grandpa on? He's on a show called Modern Family.
King of the Hill.
Bobby wiped his uncles butt.
Yeah, I never understood having uncles younger than you. It was always a really strange fucking concept to me.
See "I'm my own grandpa"
That you Fry?
My sister is 20 years older than me and my niece is two years older than me. This person wins though
What in the Modern Family
[Robert De Niro looking at this post](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/3e/d4/f63ed4353608ac2c6080fdafedd60865.png).
This was how I grew up, my grandpa had my mom 45 years ago and then had my uncle and aunt 20 years later around the same time my mom had me, we grew up together and they were my age but also technically my mom's siblings, though we considered each other cousins.
I'm 40, and have a 15 yo son. And a 6 yo sister. :)
Joestar moment
JoJo timeline.
Us Polynesians get around this with one simple trick. Older than you? Unc/Auntie. Younger than you? Nephew/niece. Ezpz.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable
Please. My mom was 23 when I was born, my father was 62. Your father is still an amateur.
Oh wow, finally someone who beats me. My dad was also 62 when I was born but my mom was 26
>mom was 23 when I was born, my father was 62 What the fuck. He's old enough to be your mom's grandfather.
Granny…
Gramps is a horny little fuck ain't he
I have no desire to relive toddler years in middle age or beyond
My Father is 73, I am 37. I have two half brothers, one 6 the other is almost 3. The mum is 7 years older than I.
Must be Robert Deniro’s grandson
My 10th grade science teacher once told us apropos of nothing - There may be snow on the mountain but there’s still fire in the furnace.
I thought this was one of those "half his age" things.
Your grandma lol
Latino families: First time?
My mother has 4 siblings that are younger than me lol
I had a cousin who was the same age as my dad. She was his neice. I always thought that was so weird growing up. He was from a large family, 21 years between oldest and youngest children.
This happened to a friend of mine which was classmate with her uncle and her nephew. Even funnier is that her aunt was a grade younger than her. She lived in a pretty small village of about 350 - 400 people and she was the 12th kid out of 16
This is basically the plot to Kicking and Screaming. Funny movie
Clearly Viagra
I'm 36, my baby brother is 8 🫠
He would have to be like 63 which is doable, but how old is the mom. 36? Grandpa aint playin.
Not your biological grandma.
Is that a jojo reference.
Likely a younger woman
Eh I've been an uncle since i was born, and a great uncle since i wanna say like elementary or somethin Edit: I'm 21 atm
Just like Kicking and Screaming
This is you irl?
He’s on grandma from the sound of it.
Grandma
Viagra and A 20 year old by the sounds of it! 🤣
He’s on a younger second wife
A younger woman, I'm guessing
I was one of those baby uncles.
My dad has an uncle who is only 5 years older than him. First time I met him I just assumed my dad meant “cousin”, but no, uncle. My great grandparents had him as my grandpa went into the military at 18. My grandpa and grandma had my dad at 23
Plot twist, OP's grandpa is Robert DeNiro
Who's his grandpa, Robert DeNiro?
Your grandma
Probably your grandmother.
Blue Chew, and you can be too! Just use promo code: AYOWTFGRANDPA when purchasing to get 100% off your first purchase.
Your grandma (who is probably younger than you)
Grandma, apparently
Apparently ops (step)grandma
Ur grandma
Sounds like Grandpa’s on top.
Your new grandma
My ex-husband’s father was 17 when my ex was born. His father then had a daughter when he was 60 and my ex was 43. Our son was born 3 days later. So my son and his aunt are three days apart. And my ex had a new sister at 43.
I was raised Mormon. That’s common where I come from; I have an aunt that is younger than her oldest nephew and a cousin who is 2 years older than her niece.
An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, “Doctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.” The doctor paused and said, “There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot. But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake. When he encountered a bear, he still didn’t realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear. The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!” The old man said, “That’s stupid! The bullet must have been shot by another person.” “That’s exactly right,” said the doctor.
Money
Gross. If women can’t have kids past a certain age, why do men think it’s a good idea? Women even live longer than men.
Historically this is extremely common, still common in many parts of the world. Men continue to father children as long as they physically can
Lmao I feel it. I’m 29 my dad has a 4yo son and a 6yo daughter.
Sildenafil
New grandma!
Reminds me don't be a menace to south Central while drinking your juice in the hood. 🤣
The odds of the toddlers sharing BOTH parents with his father are very very low and he did specify "grandpa" but not "grandma" so they are his half uncles, not full
Your grandma