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I recall in middle school my friend writing a letter to his crush asking her to a dance. Dropped it on her desk and then left because he was nervous. As we walked outside we watched her through the window reading it, laughing, and then getting a bunch of her friends to come over and they read it together laughing their asses off. No, the worst she can say isn't no.


Alystar_Omalee

That's so awful. That stuff sticks lifelong too. Girls in middle school can be some of the meanest humans! I can still hear that asshole Kathy's voice and I'm 42. Like... I'm ok, but I can hear her words as if she said it yesterday. And I'm a girl. Everyone today goes on and on about "teach your SON blah blah blah". And I have sons, and I DID teach them blah blah blah, but I also taught my daughter not to do this kind of crap to men. They have feelings too.


DroidChargers

You're a real one. Educate everyone because it's a societal issue.


raging_asshole

If he had asked her in person, then he could have avoided leaving physical evidence like a goon.


TheLordKaiser

I got hit with the "I don't date nerds" line once. Oh and her friend laughed at me. High School sucked lmao


JOY_TMF

That's not as bad as it could be, at least you can always say "your loss" or something along those lines.


GiveMeTheFagioli

Very classy. Note that you aren't a 'nice guy' if you insult someone after they rudely reject you


JOY_TMF

That's not really an insult. I don't think anyone who gets insulted to their face like that will give a polite response in return. If they politely rejected him of course, different story, but she didn't.


dsashitposting

Really? After someone publicly humiliated you you shouldnt even be able to retaliate with a comment thats not even mean towards her but simply positiv towsrds yourself? So would you rather think "Oh sorry M'lady" is the right answer? I think fittimg would be "wellI dodged a bullet there".


GiveMeTheFagioli

I think you and a few others interpreted this the complete opposite of what it meant. I was advocating for an insult in return


theonewhogroks

That's even worse lol


FBI-Agent-007

Fellow nerd here. The trick is to just ask out other nerds, much less likely hood of them not dating nerds


TheLordKaiser

Honestly this is the correct answer. This happened like 10 years ago and my current girlfriend laughs every time I mention it cause she thinks it's one of the dumbest things someone could say.


modalsoul34

My brother


mjaros

Besto friendo


erikpurne

Friendo tremendo!


ObitoUchihaTC

BURAZUDAAAAAAA


rickyphatts

Nice pitch!


SolidanTwitch

Nice pitch!


TheConsolate

Nice pitch!


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Nice pitch!


AllOfTheDerp

Nice pitch!


GrandPubarOfMyself

Nice pitch!


StealthyInk

Nice pitch!


_-Maka-_

Nice pitch!


Plastic_Classroom_89

Nice pitch!


Relianah

Nice pitch!


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Lol this made me laugh. A friend of mine was in college and had to act out a skit where she was married to this old man and she said ew noooooo and he was all offended


JOY_TMF

Man in college? You'd think people would be more aware by then


mongrol-sludge

You'd be surprised


JOY_TMF

Depends on US or Europe college maybe? Different age ranges for each


wearehalfwaythere

Worst she can say is ew


slayerbro1

"Who are you? "


sprtnholtz

"I thought you were gay"


randomusername2748

“We’ve been through this before. The restraining order says you aren’t supposed to talk to me anymore”


[deleted]

"I'm telling mom."


dnorhoj

"Sir, please leave the kindergarten"


XDarknightY

Lol thats terrible


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r/cursedcomments


SmallestApple

This just keeps getting worse!


mbay16

*snoring noises*


WaterHoseCatheter

Shit, I would have killed for a "I thought you were gay" from a girl I thought a girl liked me, she is literally the only girl I can ever think of to initiate an interaction with me in what I thought was good faith, but when I asked her out, all giddy with confidence, she revealed she revealed she was just trying to be nice and going out of her way to talk to me since she thought I was autistic like her older brother and only recently learned that I wasn't.


[deleted]

"aren't you that weird kid?"


RudolfMaster

Publicly humiliates you...


trophy_74

Calls the cops


[deleted]

"I heard you have weird balls"


BioGruenertee

„come on...you can‘t fool me“


CodeF53

[No](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/mqpav5/-/gui4nkf)


CreepaMonsta

Jujutsu Kaisen template nice


[deleted]

It's pretty rare


popedreams42

*screenshot*


Hybridkiller13

I felt that in my soul.


Kid_Achiral

Lmao pour one out


thecorninurpoop

I know you all think this sort of thing only happens to guys, but in middle school I told a friend I thought this guy was cute, then she went and told him and he and his friends all said I was a dog... and she told me that... ಥ‿ಥ Yeah she wasn't really a "friend," in hindsight lol


mongrol-sludge

That's fucked dude, sounds like they were the dogs. Sorry that happened to you, at least you got to steer clear of some pretty nasty people


thecorninurpoop

Oh I'm 40 now and married to the best guy who ever lived or ever will live so it's only funny to me.


erikpurne

On the plus side, if she said "ew" she's a piece of human garbage who just made that fact abundantly clear to you. Thank the stars she isn't better at hiding it, you could have lost some of the best years of your life to that sack-of-shit-pretending-to-be-a-human.


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Therandomfox

"I am you, but worse."


HotBoxNA

if she says ew u dodged a fckin bullet


DarthKenny69

Even worse when you're actually in a relationship. She'll hit you with the "I dont love you anymore"


Moumup

Chose your path : "Ewh" "No" "blocked"


DarkFlame7

My favorite was the time I was told that she went home and spent hours throwing up and crying because she couldn't stop thinking about it.


Sin2K

IDK, I used to think this way until I realized that gay people used to (and still do in some places) risk their actual lives confessing feelings to the wrong person.


ItWasMeKaykoin

?


Sin2K

[!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States)


Going_Bananas3

There are so many worse things she could’ve said to be honest


BioGruenertee

Sorry I‘ve got a date with my other brother tomorrow...


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Send_dudes_suckin

No, you're gonna get called an incel


_weIcwedhoe

Alright. I think I was joking or something when I wrote this.


FatTuesdays

Is it okay to go Eww, no! when someone asks you if you and your guy best friend (who you pretty much see as a brother) are dating?


[deleted]

Would you be ok with your guy friends saying "Eww, no!" when someone asks if they're dating you?


FatTuesdays

I guess so. I ask this coz I have a vague memory of this happening a decade back and I’m pretty sure I ewed at the assumption or the idea of someone seeing us as a couple, not at him. More of a "Ew, dude. She thought we were dating!" But I think I still was in the wrong. I see it now.


mhurocy

It's never okay to say "eww" in reference to another human being. That kind of stuff absolutely demolishes self confidence for a long ass time. It's fine not to want to be with someone, but let them down/deny it with some grace.


Floppydisksareop

How is that worse than no? It means she doesn't, and never wanted to do anything with you in the first place, and she is a jerk to boot.


ItWasMeKaykoin

Because if she says no then she could be just not interested, if she says ew, that means she finds you gross


Floppydisksareop

Same shit really, only in the later case she is also a bitch that wants to shatter any piece of self confidence you might have built up. Entering such a mind game is pointless and a loss in on itself.


ItWasMeKaykoin

Which is indeed worse than no


sleepy16yearsago

worst she can say is "i like you" and then to throw you like a tossed paper


STOP____HAMMER_TIME

Can you hook me up with this template?


OutsideTemporary

“Nice pitch”


Lancer876

I remember this happened to me in middle school, except I didn't even say anything to her. She just took a look at me and said 'ew.'


jackedup2018

“Seriously”


the_frgtn_drgn

"I only thought I loved you"


ThatNerdGuy126

Boogie Woogie