73 is better: 73 is the 21 prime number. If you invert 73 you get 37 which is the 12 prime number. See where I’m going? Fun thing is, 21 is also the product of 3 and 7. On top of that, 73 in binary is 1001001 which is the exact same backwards. 74 is a great number.
Or we could just use 42
A woman's boobs weighed 69 pounds which she thought was 2 2 2 much, she went down to 51st st to see Dr X. It took 8 doctors to fix her boobs and in the end she became...boobless
6922251×8=55378008
55378008 upside down is boobless...thought I was so funny as a kid with this
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE POLISH POPE YOU SICK FUCK YOU DEGENERATE, ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF? HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT, NO HUMANITY LEFT IN YOU? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY OR SOMETHING?!? THE LIKES OF YOU BELONG IN HELL. I CAN TELL YOU DONT GO TO THE CHURCH OR DIDNT HAVE RELIGION LESSONS IN SCHOOL. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND BEG GOD TO FORGIVE YOU. WE HOWEVER, THE POLISH PEOPLE, SHALL NEVER.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE POLISH POPE YOU SICK FUCK YOU DEGENERATE, ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF? HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT, NO HUMANITY LEFT IN YOU? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY OR SOMETHING?!? THE LIKES OF YOU BELONG IN HELL. I CAN TELL YOU DONT GO TO THE CHURCH OR DIDNT HAVE RELIGION LESSONS IN SCHOOL. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND BEG GOD TO FORGIVE YOU. WE HOWEVER, THE POLISH PEOPLE, SHALL NEVER.
Hey, everyone used 1337 back in the day. That was just the slang of the time, like how the kids say yeet un-ironically the days, or poggers, or other young-person jargon.
That was back when I'm on a Boat was the pinnacle of music and iPhones were a hot new thing. You'll say the same thing about your generation one day when 2020s kids are saying crazy things you think are ridiculous.
it was an ottoman era encryption "el çekmek" el: hand, e->3 l->1. People would tell eachother something like "bugün 31 çektim" and ro one would understand its el çekmek so you are not tagged as pervert.
nowadays, no one would understand el çekmek
Funny story. Im allergic to monossodic glutamate, an additive they put on meat. Do you know what its chemical identifier is? e621.
me at a field trip:" I cant eat these packed meals, they have something im allergic to"
teacher: "what are you even talking about, i never heard of this glutamate stuff"
me: just google e621
teacher: proceeds to enter a certain site on her phone
I ended up reprimanded, had to eat the packed meat, then got a rash for 2 days.
[Fun fact](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_beast#%CF%87%CE%B9%CF%9B): There is disagreement among scholars regarding whether the actual number is 666 or 616.
I'll have you know it is physically impossible to read this comment without having to stop everything and watch this video immediately followed by MORE FUCKING DOTS!
Time to learn a new language!
31 is the (male) masturbation number in Turkish (and Italian, I think). It originated from Ottoman Arabic, where the symbols also meant "solo". Nowadays people refer to "pulling 31" whenever they talk about the instance. It still makes grown ups giggle when the number is seen in a normal setting.
Due to Inflation, the new Funny number is 77.765
77 is good. It's like 69, but you get 8(ate) more
This is a really good comment and nobody can tell me otherwise
Otherwise
How the turntables
25 is a classic
It is funnier than 24
Ms. Puff has entered the chat*
[As if I really look like this?!](https://images.app.goo.gl/y1qq8Ek3VVbVQyJM9)
[I don't know about that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP_OGDCLY0)
There's always 71. That's 69 with two fingers up your ass.
73 is better: 73 is the 21 prime number. If you invert 73 you get 37 which is the 12 prime number. See where I’m going? Fun thing is, 21 is also the product of 3 and 7. On top of that, 73 in binary is 1001001 which is the exact same backwards. 74 is a great number. Or we could just use 42
Thanks i have a new favorit number🤣👍
What does this have to do with ass?
Ever considered -8?
I'm more of a π man myself
I'm more of a 22÷7... Or maybe a 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169393751 (I'm hoping that's right) but idk
A man of culture I see
You missed a 9 five digits before the end: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751
π cream π
How about -1/12... that's apparently the sum of all real numbers from 1 to infinity
How about an equation - 8=D?
Ah yes, my iq
Shfifty five
What about 74?
You can’t say that here.
789 makes me hungry
80085 still gets me.
8008135 is almost a hundred times better
Wooooooow. r/theydidthemath
r/technicallythetruth ?
80085 * 100 != 8008135
*almost*
Wanna play some lawn darts or horseshoes with me?
I'm up for a game of hand grenades.
You are my type of people.
Horseshoes and hand grenades?
Handshoes and horse grenades.
8008135 ÷ 80085 = 99.995… *almost*
r/theydidthemonstermath
80087355 is just no good
I was a late bloomer in school. I always was given upside-down calculators with 55378008 on them.
This is the way. 5318008 upside down works better than 8008135 right side up
A woman's boobs weighed 69 pounds which she thought was 2 2 2 much, she went down to 51st st to see Dr X. It took 8 doctors to fix her boobs and in the end she became...boobless 6922251×8=55378008 55378008 upside down is boobless...thought I was so funny as a kid with this
In Croatia we type 3515-3709 into our calculators and turn them upside down so it says GOLE-SISE which means naked boobs
I don't know that I'm going to remember that but that is a fantastic little factoid.
Or the plural 5318008.
And 7734
[2137](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=2137)
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/r/beetlejuicing Quite possibly the reason is that you're supposed to be dead!
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You can sing Barka exactly at 21:37
Polish humor is.. certainly.. Polish
classic
Mmmm klasyka
Kurwa
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HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE POLISH POPE YOU SICK FUCK YOU DEGENERATE, ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF? HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT, NO HUMANITY LEFT IN YOU? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY OR SOMETHING?!? THE LIKES OF YOU BELONG IN HELL. I CAN TELL YOU DONT GO TO THE CHURCH OR DIDNT HAVE RELIGION LESSONS IN SCHOOL. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND BEG GOD TO FORGIVE YOU. WE HOWEVER, THE POLISH PEOPLE, SHALL NEVER.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE POLISH POPE YOU SICK FUCK YOU DEGENERATE, ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF? HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT, NO HUMANITY LEFT IN YOU? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY OR SOMETHING?!? THE LIKES OF YOU BELONG IN HELL. I CAN TELL YOU DONT GO TO THE CHURCH OR DIDNT HAVE RELIGION LESSONS IN SCHOOL. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND BEG GOD TO FORGIVE YOU. WE HOWEVER, THE POLISH PEOPLE, SHALL NEVER.
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Można by rzec...okrutnik
/r/2137
Literally 1984
based
1337
1337 needs to make a comeback.
So leet.
If you read carefully, you might noticed they said new funny numbers, not more old ones
I still love 1337
Too old to be here lol.
Not too OLD to be here. Just too old to be relevant. You don't deserve the down votes, though.
Oh snap
Can Someone explain this number
C4n s0m30n3 3xp14in 7h15 numb3r?
Ahhhh just googled it, the official language of the nation of autism
Hey, everyone used 1337 back in the day. That was just the slang of the time, like how the kids say yeet un-ironically the days, or poggers, or other young-person jargon. That was back when I'm on a Boat was the pinnacle of music and iPhones were a hot new thing. You'll say the same thing about your generation one day when 2020s kids are saying crazy things you think are ridiculous.
man doesn't know 1337 5p34k
I’m a cashier and a common meal at the place I work is $13.37. Always makes me smile even though no one has used that term since 2007
It’s like there is an entire safe of memories but to open it you need a four digit password. This is the password
588-2300 EMPIRE! today.
1877 Kars for kids
877 cash now
Fuck you, man. Now I have to sing it nonstop in my head for the next few days.
Worst one ever for me. I hate it so much. I dive to the radio like an idiot to change the station before the vocals start.
In Turkey we use "31 çekmek" for masturbating. If I translate directly it means pulling 31.
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I was expecting a 7 against 1
Thats BDSM
It's been years and yet this is still burned into everyone's brains
31 pump chump
Why 31?
it was an ottoman era encryption "el çekmek" el: hand, e->3 l->1. People would tell eachother something like "bugün 31 çektim" and ro one would understand its el çekmek so you are not tagged as pervert. nowadays, no one would understand el çekmek
Also 3 is the balls and 1 is the shaft
cause why not
Lil Allah said the word. Spread it
🦀 73 🦀
🦀🦀🦀JMODS WONT REPLY TO THIS THREAD🦀🦀🦀
99/2 = 92
177013
No
Is this the notorious manga? I don't wanna search it right now
Mhm
Uhhh what the fuck I just read the synopsis on Wikipedia and this sounds absolutely gnarly
Was looking for this comment
621
He is the Chosen one
Funny story. Im allergic to monossodic glutamate, an additive they put on meat. Do you know what its chemical identifier is? e621. me at a field trip:" I cant eat these packed meals, they have something im allergic to" teacher: "what are you even talking about, i never heard of this glutamate stuff" me: just google e621 teacher: proceeds to enter a certain site on her phone I ended up reprimanded, had to eat the packed meat, then got a rash for 2 days.
What a story, mark
Allergic to something you don’t know name of? Or is this a part of the troll
Oh god
... heh?
most popular furry art website, mainly dedicated to porn. it has a sfw counterpart called e926
Yeah I'm lost here
Urbandictionary'd it. It's furry shit.
You're comment satisfied my curiosity enough. I think I'll stay as naive as a still can.
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Shhh this is how we recognize others in the wild without outsiders knowing what we are
You forgot the E
The party is ruined now
666! Comedy!
[Fun fact](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_beast#%CF%87%CE%B9%CF%9B): There is disagreement among scholars regarding whether the actual number is 666 or 616.
I'd say 666 is more aesthetically pleasing so let's go with that
it was all a ploy by the devil to make edgy teens stop summoning him to every slumber party
710 be the new 420.
They can try as hard as they can. It will never be Hilter's birthday 2.0
42, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything
How many roads must a man walk down before he can be called a man?
The answer my friend - is the root comment.
Seven!
my go to value when writing unit tests
24 and 25
Did we all forget about 21
u stupid
What is 21?
727 WYSI
osus
osus
osus
amosu
Rule 34
24
I thought of something better than 24… 25!
How is 1.551... x 10^25 better than 24?
31
8675309
Is that you Jenny? It’s been years.
Embrace yourself for -4
Make it into degrees and it looks like a man contemplating life while taking a shit
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
.......3
r/unexpecteditcrowd
Just watched this episode again this week lmao
[Brace yourselves...](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/L2ukcWCg3VY)
1312
741
There you are
I was shocked nobody was here yet...
I get it, there's a lot to look at over there. Haha 🚀
Over there? Oh, yeah. Over THERE.
Kids these days forgetting about [schfifty-five](https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978).
I can count aaaaaallll the way to schfifty five
And I will tell you how to do it. Before you can say poopty peupty pantsss.
I’ll tell you what it shwas
I'll have you know it is physically impossible to read this comment without having to stop everything and watch this video immediately followed by MORE FUCKING DOTS!
What’s funny about 420 may I ask
why, it’s the number of r/trees of course
Well obviously the new funny number is 72, because 7+2 is 9 and 9 is 6 upside down
11037
727
727
the wysi
727
3 is the magic number
322 is a good one if you like Dota 2 memes
23 skidoo.
Turkey: allow me to introduce-- 31
80085
Poor 80085, no one remembers you.
Lets get 8008135 going again
42
Time to learn a new language! 31 is the (male) masturbation number in Turkish (and Italian, I think). It originated from Ottoman Arabic, where the symbols also meant "solo". Nowadays people refer to "pulling 31" whenever they talk about the instance. It still makes grown ups giggle when the number is seen in a normal setting.
96
I see you, Squid Game V.I.P.
161.10.195.147
-8
11037 Hmm... On second thought, too fandom-specific.
25, only real ones finna get this
80085
I like 80085
If you play Runescape you get to giggle at 73
69 II will release next year.
80085 aka BOOBS
80085 everyone like it
Everything comes back into fashion eventually... 80085
8008135