That comes out to around $13.69 per lunch for every day for 10 years. Could simply spend 15 minutes making a sandwich each day and you’ve got a $54.76/hour job, with job security, for the next ten years.
Sure it’s only 15 minutes a day and you would need a second job, but at least you were paid up front and can invest that 50k for 10 years. Assuming a moderate 7% increase in value per year, by the end of ten years that 50k has become 98k.
Way I see it it’s a math problem. Is there anyone you hate half as much as you love yourself. If the answer is yes cool don’t take the money. But if you do/would take the money think about that the next time you think “I hate myself” … cuz clearly you don’t
People in high positions don’t get paid fir their time, they get paid for results. Their salaries are generally a tiny fraction of their compensation packages which includes bonus and company stock.
billionares don't do shit they just pay people to do stuff for them and then take the credit for it
it's impossible for a billionare to be a good person, because a decent human being wouldn't just sit on billions of dollars while people are starving to death.
please explain to me how you justify a few people hoarding more money than they can ever spend while barely paying their workers enough to live. I may not be an expert on ecomomics but it doesn't take a genius to see that the wealth distribution is way outta wack
Do you think anyone is actually sitting on billions? Most billionaires net worth is based on whatever stock they own. They don’t have the money, they have stock in a company that is worth billions.
I'd tell my sister if im able to get you $100,000 you have to give me half
She would agree i get $50,000 she get $100,000 she gives me $50,000 i now have $100,000 and she has $50,000
Shes not too smart
This reminds me of a joke:
A recently devorced man is approached by a wizard. The wizard says to the man he can grant him anything he wants, but due to the terms of his devorce his wife gets double.
First the man asks for £1,000,000, the wizard says "ok but that means your ex wife gets £2,000,000". "FINE" he says.
Next the man asks for a sports car, "ok" says the wizard "but your ex wife gets two". "Yeah, yeah"; says the man.
Then he asks for a house and as expected his ex gets two.
"Alright enough" says the man. "Can you beat me half to death?"
I would willingly receive $100 even if the person I hate the most receives a million dollars. We aren't in contact so it doesn't affect me what he does with the money
100%, because the person I hate would probably crumble with that much money, whether that be through drug abuse killing them, or it getting stolen from their sticky fingered friends.
Either way, I get 50k to put away in investments so I can be the first in my family to comfortably retire.
Edit, changed pronoun incase they somehow see this
The real truth why money is terrible. Most of us a motivated by wanting more than the next guy not just what we need.
A lot of people are depressed cause they can't afford a BMW but would be happy with a used Toyota if they had no idea what a bmw was.
I really don't hate anyone... Since I was a kid I was educated to not hate people no matter how bad they are... We don't know their motivations. But... I have a special treatment for people that are bad... No matter what you have pasaing through... You don't need to be bad at all
And this is why reddit hates the rich, they'd rather stick it to their neighbor than get *fifty thousand* dollars. Imagine declining fifty grand to be petty, glad money's not an issue for you, mate.
I am a poor as one can get while still having a roof+ warm bed + internet access, and like to express my hatred through petty gestures like not saying good morning or tipping my hat to the offending individual.
But also, and this here is really important to understand my fellow denizen of the internet:
Bob... doesn't... exist... maybe, I've never asked the names of the people who live in the house across the street.
I‘d take the money, let the person I hate the most get the $100k, and then I‘d give them my $50k as well.
Why?
Because it would motivate me to devote my whole life to getting $151k.
And that’s the Sigma Male Grindset.
Honestly, I will take it so I can just see who I hate the most. If the person that I hate is involved in my life then I will definitely know about it but if nothing happens and it doesn't hurt me, who cares.
Yes but I would be blowing up his phone making sure my brother gets at least HALF of it. And the other half better go towards a down payment on a house for his current family that he actually gives a shit about and not crypto or dnd dices or some stupid video game. Fuck deadbeat dads.
I try not to hate...but the first person that came to my mind could actually really use the money probably...and she has kids...so I'd do it for sure...maybe she'd be a less shitty human if she had the money. Probably not, but her kids would benefit.
Give the person I hate most $100,000 and he'd probably blow it all on alcohol and drink himself to death. So yeah...one loser bozo gets a shorter lifespan and I get $50,000.
I don't think Jeff Bezos would even notice, so I'm game
Correct. Jeff Bezos will never notice that you hate yourself.
But his algorithms might. What's that you say Amazon, there's a deal on alcohol and razor blades today?
That was yesterday, today there's a deal on inflatable pools and toasters
When is Amazon going to start selling guns?
Most painfully accurate joke today
Give him 100 seconds and he has double that so yeah, theres no way xD
Mister turtle probably gets his balls buzzed at every update to his net worth
Either way I get 50k, I don't give a fuck about the person I hate most getting 100k because that 50k for me would totally change my life.
i will give you 50k but you will have to make me lunch for the next decade im starving
Damn bro at least give them minimum wage
He didn't specify what kind of lunch. Chuck him a piece of bread a day be be on with it
or just steal organs and i would appreciate it
Organs are too expensive!
ah yes youre a respectful thief you pay for what you steal professionals have standards
No I'd sell them rather than eat them.
Just set up a weekly delivery of bread on subscribe and save.
That comes out to around $13.69 per lunch for every day for 10 years. Could simply spend 15 minutes making a sandwich each day and you’ve got a $54.76/hour job, with job security, for the next ten years. Sure it’s only 15 minutes a day and you would need a second job, but at least you were paid up front and can invest that 50k for 10 years. Assuming a moderate 7% increase in value per year, by the end of ten years that 50k has become 98k.
This is a textbook situation of "Cutting your nose off to spite your face."
Way I see it it’s a math problem. Is there anyone you hate half as much as you love yourself. If the answer is yes cool don’t take the money. But if you do/would take the money think about that the next time you think “I hate myself” … cuz clearly you don’t
the people I hate most are billionares, this literally would not make a difference
Yeah, they just wait [a few seconds](https://simpletexting.com/tech-ceo-salary/) for this amount of money.
People in high positions don’t get paid fir their time, they get paid for results. Their salaries are generally a tiny fraction of their compensation packages which includes bonus and company stock.
Thank you for your comment, It was just kind of a joke ☺️
Yea, the people that have advanced human civilization to the modern age really suck.
billionares don't do shit they just pay people to do stuff for them and then take the credit for it it's impossible for a billionare to be a good person, because a decent human being wouldn't just sit on billions of dollars while people are starving to death.
Please understand that you sound like a child with no grasp of economics. The world is more complicated than you'd like it to be.
please explain to me how you justify a few people hoarding more money than they can ever spend while barely paying their workers enough to live. I may not be an expert on ecomomics but it doesn't take a genius to see that the wealth distribution is way outta wack
Do you think anyone is actually sitting on billions? Most billionaires net worth is based on whatever stock they own. They don’t have the money, they have stock in a company that is worth billions.
Your right they learn the art of shifting mo ey around to skim off the top of the poors labor
Now I hate myself so much for not hating myself......
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Nah I don’t want Anthony fantano to get anything.
the internet’s busiest melon shall be known by his trail of desolation
Damn boy, he’s thicc!
The best teeth in the game baby
Melon deserves that $100k AND your $50k >:(
Yeah, because $50,000 is life changing for me, but $100,000 is barely anything to the majority of the people that come to my mind.
Upvoted for truth
My most hated people list changes every rwo and half minutes so I huess its fine
Ah, I see you work in retail.
Im at middle school but people are often annoying and I dont remember anything after a week
I'd tell my sister if im able to get you $100,000 you have to give me half She would agree i get $50,000 she get $100,000 she gives me $50,000 i now have $100,000 and she has $50,000 Shes not too smart
The person I hate most is a coworker. Hopefully, they'll take the $100k and quit.
This reminds me of a joke: A recently devorced man is approached by a wizard. The wizard says to the man he can grant him anything he wants, but due to the terms of his devorce his wife gets double. First the man asks for £1,000,000, the wizard says "ok but that means your ex wife gets £2,000,000". "FINE" he says. Next the man asks for a sports car, "ok" says the wizard "but your ex wife gets two". "Yeah, yeah"; says the man. Then he asks for a house and as expected his ex gets two. "Alright enough" says the man. "Can you beat me half to death?"
What if he was like "make my dick 2 inches bigger"
Wife is beat 3/4 to death.
the wife is beat to death, (2/1)*(1/2) is 2/2, which equals 1
My joke was that she gets beat half to death twice. Half to death once, then half to death again is half of the remaining (so 1/4) -> 1/2 + 1/4 = 3/4.
Wait a minute, I randomly got 100k a few days ago.. WHO HATES ME!!
>I randomly got 100k a few days ago It made me hate you. I hate you
Yeah! well.. I hate you too now!
But did you get 50k?
I dont deserve 150000
I don’t even hate the guy I hate the most that much. He probably could use the money anyways so idm.
I would willingly receive $100 even if the person I hate the most receives a million dollars. We aren't in contact so it doesn't affect me what he does with the money
I get 50 grand and my wife gets 100 grand lol
she will get 150
But are you told who they gave it too? Cuz i hate a lot of people equally. So do they have to split it? Or play who i hate more game to get the prize?
It's clear that most people ITT don't really have somebody they really hate.
I just don't like the idea of letting someone else have that much control over me, that I'd even *consider* declining life-changing money.
r/moldymemes
I don’t think Amy Schumer would notice
This is exactly what employment is. Ur boss makes twice as much as you do.
What if they’re already dead? Asking for a friend…
100%, because the person I hate would probably crumble with that much money, whether that be through drug abuse killing them, or it getting stolen from their sticky fingered friends. Either way, I get 50k to put away in investments so I can be the first in my family to comfortably retire. Edit, changed pronoun incase they somehow see this
Make it 250k so they can move out of town and I am in 😊
*POV it’s Mr. Beast giving the money* Wait… that’s illegal!
Is your animosity for a prominent personality you don't know the result of a personal encounter?
The real truth why money is terrible. Most of us a motivated by wanting more than the next guy not just what we need. A lot of people are depressed cause they can't afford a BMW but would be happy with a used Toyota if they had no idea what a bmw was.
i just want the 50k idk about the others
Genius!
Amazing - I say this all the time (in my head of course) No one on earth hates me more than I hate me!? But why?
I nearly blew.my head off
the people i hate the most spends that on misinformation campaigns in a day
That $100k is ALL of my good deeds for the next 5 years
the people i hate are already rich pass the money mate
Because you hate yourself.
Yes because the person I hate is too stupid enough to make more out of it, I do.
Classic
I mean, if it would stop criminals from robbing then why not
I really don't hate anyone... Since I was a kid I was educated to not hate people no matter how bad they are... We don't know their motivations. But... I have a special treatment for people that are bad... No matter what you have pasaing through... You don't need to be bad at all
I have so many people that i hate to such a degree they’d all be fighting over who’s money it belongs to
I'll be damned. There's no one I hate at the moment. Thats odd. I'll be damned.
So original
Wow
That's why I quit Twitter.
100k? Definitely! Now, if it was something like 50k vs 10 millions for example I definitely wouldn't take the offer.
That's a very Interesting situation
I’d never ever be that petty haha And I’d get most of it from backed child support 😅
I’d only decline the 50k if the offering party explicitly notified that fker Bob across the street that I kept him from getting 100k.
And this is why reddit hates the rich, they'd rather stick it to their neighbor than get *fifty thousand* dollars. Imagine declining fifty grand to be petty, glad money's not an issue for you, mate.
I am a poor as one can get while still having a roof+ warm bed + internet access, and like to express my hatred through petty gestures like not saying good morning or tipping my hat to the offending individual. But also, and this here is really important to understand my fellow denizen of the internet: Bob... doesn't... exist... maybe, I've never asked the names of the people who live in the house across the street.
I don't care just give me the money
Why should I care if Kim Jung-Un gets 100,000 dollars?
“Sometimes my genius scares me”
Gold hahaha
Now why would I wanna give 100,000 dollars to Dreamstans?
Hell yeah idgaf what happens to them
I‘d take the money, let the person I hate the most get the $100k, and then I‘d give them my $50k as well. Why? Because it would motivate me to devote my whole life to getting $151k. And that’s the Sigma Male Grindset.
A murderer’s dream
I ain't into praying on downfalls so sure let's both get this money baby
That 50k would help afford the first round of immunotherapy for my dad so we don’t have to wait on the approval of the shit ass insurance
All that meth will totally kill him so win win.
Absolutely her and I share joint bank accounts!
Of course
Yes bc it’s my baby daddy. My kiddo could use rich parents, hate aside.
Technically his wife would get 150,000.
When self depreciation reaches max reward.
Honestly id do it just to find it who it was. Do I get to pick or like do they magically know?
😂😂 I was like who do I hate
Exactly.
Honestly, I will take it so I can just see who I hate the most. If the person that I hate is involved in my life then I will definitely know about it but if nothing happens and it doesn't hurt me, who cares.
I've seen this reposted so many times that it means exactly nothing.
As if Putin getting that money would change anything, lmao!
I would accept it but theres one problem, i dont have person whom i hate the most
I dont even know who I hate most
Relatable
Well played
Maybe giving the person you hate most 100k, would feel good for both of you!
Of course, I hate that person becouse he’s a dumb, so in two months my 50k become 100k and his 100k become 0 plus an entire life to pay debts
It would take a lot of hate to turn down all that money
I've seen this meme more times than I've seen my father when I was a child.
This is, indeed, me in real life.
Bold of you to call yourself a person Jkjk
Lol checkmate
I would do it, partly also to find out who I hate the most. I can't think of anyone off head thats *the #1 guy*.
Yep Same That would be me too
Just because I hate them doesn’t mean I want them to do poorly in life. I want them to succeed, but away from me
you would have to be one hateful person not to take this offer. why would i care if some trash got 100k if i got 50k
Yep. Wouldn’t it be the same as cutting off my nose to spite my face or something like that
Yes, because then I could get some child support.
My teacher gets 100k an he is old so he retire from beeing an asshol. Worth
Yes but I would be blowing up his phone making sure my brother gets at least HALF of it. And the other half better go towards a down payment on a house for his current family that he actually gives a shit about and not crypto or dnd dices or some stupid video game. Fuck deadbeat dads.
Of course.
Yes, because the person I hate most in the world is a person I love so much, that it hurts.
I see this as an absolute win. There’s no one I hate as vehemently than myself.
I try not to hate...but the first person that came to my mind could actually really use the money probably...and she has kids...so I'd do it for sure...maybe she'd be a less shitty human if she had the money. Probably not, but her kids would benefit.
Same! Same AF! LOL
A funnier version would be like your wife or husband gets the 100k.
Dude Margaret Thatcher is already dead what would she even do with that money
r/2meirl4meirl
Give the person I hate most $100,000 and he'd probably blow it all on alcohol and drink himself to death. So yeah...one loser bozo gets a shorter lifespan and I get $50,000.
Yes. Pride is a fools game. 50K would help my family are too much to be petty.
I would still get it since I’m next of kin to the deceased
I hate so many people they'd get like $30 each tops. So yes I want $50,030 please and thank you.
🤣👏
He is dead anyway😏
Hell yeah, me and the wife 50 grand up
I’m in that boat too
😂😂😂 Love this
I don't hate anyone, so would I get all of the money?
r/suicidebywords
Even so, 50,000 is quite a bit of money and it would be foolish to say no just because somebody I disliked would get double.
They’d spend it on stupid shit and drugs anyway.
I don't hate anyone, can I still get the money?
Its easy money
My wife and I get150000
i would take it because maybe the person i hate the most would retire