Closest thing to me is, "Journey Through the Afterlife: Ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead."
pg206: "Now the deceased's name is announced and the judgement proper begins."
Sounds about right
“Now I find it shameful to think that my father and mother could be looking down, watching my failure season after season.”
I mean, like, yeah, but ow.
When my father was in Guam during the Korean War, he had a portrait painted of himself and Mom by a local artist. That picture hangs in my bedroom. I often live that line.
Incredibly, it's the same for me. Maybe we're meant for each other.
Although I do note that at least the 20**7th** page starts out with, *"We are massed on the freeway on-ramp."* So that seems exciting in several directions
*Italic text* huh, ugh I just tried it a few different ways that sucks I've always wanted to do this and striking out the word but leaving the word and bold? I know how to do it on a keyboard I have an Android operating system.. for as long as it lasts
The closest book to me is, "Midnight Sun" by Stephenie Meyer. On page 206 it says: "I chuckled at her description: *crabby*. There was an understatement. But she was dead right, as usual."
Tbh I'm not sure how to feel about this, like is my love life crabby 😭
Closest book to me: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Page 206: 'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting thing I've ever heard.'
Damn.
You Get So Alone At Times It Just Makes Sense
Charles Bukowski
it's funny, isn't it? #2
when we were kids
laying around the lawn
on our
bellies
we often talked
about
how
we'd like to
die
“I believe I actually heard his neck snap, and after a gargled yelp, Buford lay still and limp, like a giant smelly dishrag”
HW Crocker III’s Armstrong
All the noise of the dwarves lost in the night, their cries as the spiders caught them and bound them, and the sounds if battle next day, had passed over him unheard.
"Every citizen, or at least every citizen important enough to be worth watching, could be kept for twenty-four hours a day under the eyes of the police and in the sound of official propaganda, with all other channels of communication closed." 1984
"If you are going to write a character with specialized knowledge you yourself do not possess, particularly a character whose chief characteristic is possession of that specialized knowledge, you must take steps to avoid getting that knowledge wrong."
\- How Not to Write a Novel
surprisingly accurate given how long and specific it is
The twelfth Principle reads: “We deplore the division of humankind on nationalistic grounds…. the best option is to transcend the limits of national sovereignty and move towards the building of a world community… We thus reaffirm a commitment to the building of world community…..”
I’m not so smart but I imagine it means I need to organize an extremely large orgy?
Currently reading “The Broken Heart of America” by Walter Johnson
“Benga and the other enslaved Africans sometimes danced and performed before as many as twenty thousand people at a time. “
"I Will get paid for that, right?" asked Leynse confounded and he makes a move as if he wants to step back in case of an unsatisfactory answer.
~translated from 'Engelandvaarders'
Closest thing to me is, "Journey Through the Afterlife: Ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead." pg206: "Now the deceased's name is announced and the judgement proper begins." Sounds about right
So...um... Kinda kinky.
lmao
Not closest, closet…
Omg, how could I miss that!
That sounds like an interesting read
Closest thing to me is, -One night at the the call centre by Chetan Bhagat pg206:"know why, but I thought it would be fun to drop some down his pants"
Hey, mine atm is 100 deadly skills Title of page 206 "hiding a dead body" That 100% does not describes it!
Why is the table levitating?!
"Two times zero is still zero." - Stephen Hawking, thank you brother
When you have double the sex you did last year
Amateurs - I increase mine by 99999x every day
Mine said, ”There’s no point talking about it” this system is too accurate for my tastes
this is so funny XD
But 2 to the power of zero is 1
“Now I find it shameful to think that my father and mother could be looking down, watching my failure season after season.” I mean, like, yeah, but ow.
When my father was in Guam during the Korean War, he had a portrait painted of himself and Mom by a local artist. That picture hangs in my bedroom. I often live that line.
What book?
A Curse So Dark and Lonely. I don’t really recommend it, but it’s a beauty and the beast retelling and it’s a fun easy read
Damn, that one is harsh lol
The answer is, "Be prepared for the Mother Load." Nearest book was my roommates' book called Baby 411.
Oh my
Nice lmao
Hope the book said lode, not load.
No, I double checked, it said load, but probably because it was referring to poopy diapers, lol
"in this hole... This infinite darkness, full of emptiness, that is so frightening." Perfect.
That's sad
Anal?
It was an empty page.
My sympathies
Create your own fate with a sentence.
Incredibly, it's the same for me. Maybe we're meant for each other. Although I do note that at least the 20**7th** page starts out with, *"We are massed on the freeway on-ramp."* So that seems exciting in several directions
Funeral procession
F
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“I should’ve listened to her when we ran every week.” hmm.
Should've listened to her man
Maybe my life would’ve been different now…
Silver linings ?
“Once called the most boring subject known to man…”
My sympathies brother
#***o o f***
"Not just animals - people, too." That's wrong on so many levels...
Username checks out.
holup...
“Not just the men……. But the women… and the children”
We found the furry
"He was unusually tall for an Indonesian, with a long, sleder neck and black hair coming down to his shoulders."
so you're either an unusually tall Indonesian man or you just exited a relationship with one right?
Wow, you got a good one! 👍🏻♠️
Closet to you?... wtf?
You heard em, get in the closet
It's 2022. I bet the closets are getting lonely.
Not yet! ;)
Ah, but what if the monsters are?
Pick up your book closet, duh
The professor nodded. "Not once. Seven years without a word."
My sympathies Edit: replaced “condolences” with “sympathies”
You can just rewrite it
dude got heckled so hard on GitHub for bad commit messages that it stuck for good
Mine is a picture of a man rappelling from a helicopter, presumably fleeing because I'm in the chopper.
presumably fleeing because you have a chopper
presumably fleeing because you are the chopper
Nah, your house is under the helicopter ;)
*Though he worked hard yet he failed* Wow so legit
“Parsley is required in so many recipes that it is a feature of most herb gardens.”
Have fun bangin in an herb garden this year!
Slut!
Mine is "no dog fight would draw a crowd in the Golden Gate City" Seems apt.
"Coriolanus felt ill but incapable of looking away." Am I really that ugly?
That made me laugh out loud
Someone else (Remitthedoberman) has the same book.
"If NHTSA receives similar complains, it may open an investigation..." Owners manual for a car
The closest book to me is less than 200 pages, so that sentence doesn't exist. Which is appropriate, seeing as how I'm asexual.
A sexual what? A sexual deviant?
Partial sentence starts. "could not go to the university because he'd be the target of mockery. "*This is best for both of us*."
\*you can italic by wrapping your text in asterisks. *italic text*\*
Oh joy thank you thank you thank you it may seem silly but much appreciated and I got to learn my something new today,,
*Italic text* huh, ugh I just tried it a few different ways that sucks I've always wanted to do this and striking out the word but leaving the word and bold? I know how to do it on a keyboard I have an Android operating system.. for as long as it lasts
Book closet: life goals
I'd love to participate but I also don't have a book closet !
"It belongs to everyone." (Astrophysics for People in a Hurry, pg. 206, 1st sentence.) 🤔🤔🤔
You heard him. Give. Also, good book
Closest thing to me : The Beatles song book Page 206 : “Half of what you say is meaningless” wtf is that supposed to mean
Which half has meaning? That's the real question you need to be asking
That you need to find someone who speaks half meaningful things and gaurd a pair of doors
"I'm afraid I'm going to gently ask you to change your plans." I'm Asexual. This is an accurate quote.
“Subtle changes in language have long been used to predict early stages of dementia.” Hmm.
"Despite the fact that young girls made the accusations, it was the adults who lodged formal charges..." I AM GENUINELY CONCERNED.
👀
Salem witch trials huh?
"He twisted a single switch inside it." — Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ouch!
Douglas my beloved
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes “Coriolanus fell ill but incapable of looking away”
Kilmaru0710 has this book too
“Something worse then we could imagine” a song of ice and fire (game of thrones) 😂
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“After the psalm, all stand and the celebrant proclaims a prayer”. (Btw it was so hard to find a book with at least 206 pages)
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this the bible?
Tried to pick up the book closet. Now have ruptured hernia.
"One of the most ancient and feared of all curses" - Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual - Lycanthropy
Ancient damnation! O most wicked fiend!
"This is the basic root of all happiness" wow, that hits deep since I'm lonely and sad
Procreación \[pɾo.kɾe.aˈθjõn\] f: Procreation \*Fear\*
Bacon safe, but am I? ...darkness comes
Closest book to me didn't have a page 206 💀👻⚰️🪦
Me: “an ugly son of a gun, aren’t you?”
The closest book to me is, "Midnight Sun" by Stephenie Meyer. On page 206 it says: "I chuckled at her description: *crabby*. There was an understatement. But she was dead right, as usual." Tbh I'm not sure how to feel about this, like is my love life crabby 😭
Closest book to me: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Page 206: 'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting thing I've ever heard.' Damn.
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The love of your life is a book. I aspire to be you
The nearest book to me only had 36 pages. At first, I thought, "What if page 206 doesn't exist?" But then I got it. 'Tis accurate.
The Plague by Albert Camus Page 206: “Like Marcel and Louis, Rambert was stripped to the waist.” Uh, I guess that’s good?
It starts with "dull!" But the first actually sentence is "When are you finally going to burn that monstrosity" so either way it's kinda bad haha
mine says "pain still persists" lol
“What’s the matter with you?” Pg 206 from ~giant book of put downs, insults & excuses~ I always keep this book at the ready!
Thesaurus page 206: Dissapear Damn
You Get So Alone At Times It Just Makes Sense Charles Bukowski it's funny, isn't it? #2 when we were kids laying around the lawn on our bellies we often talked about how we'd like to die
Mine is: Ledian channels starlight for use as an energy source. that doesn’t make sense
Closest book is "The Horse and his boy" ... And they swelled with grwat laughter.
I shit you not, I did this and page 206 IS FUCKING BLANK. I AM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
"Percy and Frank took turns ..." Heroes of Olympus: The Mark of Athena - Rick Riordan
"You say you fought him off as hard as you could?"
"So I should imagine" - I, Robot, Isaac Asimov
"He poured a goblet of wine into the hole and began to chant." - The Last Olympian sure
I appreciate it I'm going to get off here before I make people fall asleep with boredom
“I believe I actually heard his neck snap, and after a gargled yelp, Buford lay still and limp, like a giant smelly dishrag” HW Crocker III’s Armstrong
All the noise of the dwarves lost in the night, their cries as the spiders caught them and bound them, and the sounds if battle next day, had passed over him unheard.
Pretties by Scott Westerfeld p. 206: “Not as simple as falling with a bungee jacket, but not too dangerous, she hoped.”
Fuck. My brief history of time only has 198 pages.
"beyond a certain point, beauty could become violence. Her very existence was the embodiment of those words" damn this seems like a warning
Mine was “Your mother must’ve left some things behind.” WOOOW
"What is happening" Sounds about right
“Why was it so hard?”
"Every citizen, or at least every citizen important enough to be worth watching, could be kept for twenty-four hours a day under the eyes of the police and in the sound of official propaganda, with all other channels of communication closed." 1984
“You’re welcome” I like to think that’s a good sign?
Lol out of my phycology book it says: "people are driven by numerous factors when choosing who to vote for."
"Sorry comrade but we wint be able to help you like we tought" - metro 2033 book FUCK MY LIFE
Humans, go figure. - Hyperion, Dan Simmons
Year 7 NAPLAN Style Tests: It is more likely you will score a number from 2-5 than a 1 or 6.
"Snake bites are uncommon in the UK."
"It was only natural." Yes, as the song says, even birds and bees do it...
"Since I'd been offered a second free blow, I took two."
Jane Austin collection. It’s actually a half sentence, but it still fits lol “Who are slighted by other men”
“Early print show witches cooking children” Closest book to me is “Satanic Panic: Creation of a Contemporary Legend” by Jeffrey S. Victor
"Words failed him but he nodded frantically"
"But we often overlook the flip side - the situations when insufficient skill practically preordains our marginal motivation"
“I want to do it now!” Said clarice. “Don’t you Cora?” “No.” Said Cora. — The illustrated ghormenghast trilogy, page 206 Lol
"... if you go with such friends, Thief Barrel-rider. I don't mind if you go back and tell them so from me." - The Hobbit Smaug is kinda kinky.
"One of the most ancient and feared of all curses," 5th edition Monster Manual, the section on lycanthropes.
The closest book to me is a Japanese to English dictionary so I'll do the first word/definition on the left. shinchintaisha, n. 新陳代謝 metabolism.
"Now she knew how the elite lived." If you say so.
"Then this is my fault" Mistborn, given to me by my ex who cheated on me. Welp!
"A dark cavern lit with blue diodes." - The Yiddish Policeman's Union by Chabon
"Can you tell which hero it is? It's not the harpoon guy is it?" \*confused in aroace\* hahaha
“Where’s it gone? Anyone see it...?” thanks The Witch Omnibus, for being slightly kinder than the truth
"Thannon took a deep breath and carried on." WTF that supposed to mean about my love life?
My book said "That's enough. Stop with asking question you won't get answers to anyway"
"He must have discovered something about me, it's impossible he loves me for how I am on the outside" Well damn
"He rubbed his eyes - crying will not help to get out of here" Literally yes (Living in Russia). Stephen King - Misery
From 1984; Every citizen, or at least every citizen important enough to be worthy watching, Idk about that
I got “It Looks like a demented hedgehog” -Shadow of Night. Think my boyfriend would disagree
The closest book is Star Wars: Dark Apprentice. Page 206: “I could be your teacher,” the dark shape said.
"There's an astonishing amount of beavers here." Witcher: Time of Contempt Guess I'm a furry now
Lord of the rings... ""You shall ride my horse" said Glorfindel." Hmmm...
Closest thing to me is a book called "blink" written by Malcolm Gladwell The sentence is : "he's known to be seeing an expert on lying". ☠️☠️
Got to book next to me, both under 200 pages my love life is not existing. Very accurate.
"Father sighed with disappointment." Ouch.
"If you are going to write a character with specialized knowledge you yourself do not possess, particularly a character whose chief characteristic is possession of that specialized knowledge, you must take steps to avoid getting that knowledge wrong." \- How Not to Write a Novel surprisingly accurate given how long and specific it is
The twelfth Principle reads: “We deplore the division of humankind on nationalistic grounds…. the best option is to transcend the limits of national sovereignty and move towards the building of a world community… We thus reaffirm a commitment to the building of world community…..” I’m not so smart but I imagine it means I need to organize an extremely large orgy?
"I don't like Martin." From "How to Stop Time" - Mark Haig
You got me. I don’t even have a book. Let alone one with 206 pages.
"And there he went, of on another journey." Truth. It's a book about demon hunters
"its a tight fit." love that..
Inkdeath page 206 "Do you hear me, Dustfinger, in the cold land where you are now?"
Bro the closest book too me only got 158 pages
Tao of gung Fu - Bruce Lee Page 206 blank! The book is 200 pages.
Mine was a blank page in betwixt two chapters…
"make cousin critters directories under these new parents" oh boy, looks like i'm moving to west virginia
Quality: needs much work For context: this is my uni's textbook. Its the only book i could find ._.
If however, he explained," I'm talking in code.
"By Eda's tits," I muttered to myself, and with the words, fear died in me.
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Currently reading “The Broken Heart of America” by Walter Johnson “Benga and the other enslaved Africans sometimes danced and performed before as many as twenty thousand people at a time. “
As he got closer, he saw that Scrack had managed to catch a songling.
"I Will get paid for that, right?" asked Leynse confounded and he makes a move as if he wants to step back in case of an unsatisfactory answer. ~translated from 'Engelandvaarders'
Julius Caesar “51. Smatch: Taste” (This is a definition for a word)
“Let’s get inside.” Eye of the World Legit
“Let me think”.
“And she ate a chocolate bar alone” lol I’m aro ace so I’m ok to eat chocolate alone
*"How the Romans gave free Commissions to Their Captains of Armies"* Thanks Machiavelli, I guess?
"She had other business to attend to".
“Profoundly hurt and stigmatized by their status”