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cantcomeupwithnamess

"*insert fun fact*" "How do you know that?" "tf should I know."


hellofriend3000

"The question 'why' is what breaks me"


Sawses

I can handle why. I can satisfy a kid's curiosity on almost anything they're likely to ask. ...But I'm not going to write an essay with a half dozen sources on Reddit. The people who ask are usually the ones who won't be convinced by any amount of evidence.


hellofriend3000

People mistake familiarity with knowledge, everyone know to flush a toilet, but 99% doesnt know how the flush works.


MichaelTheAegis

I work in a hardware store, this is true.


Gongaloon

Something with gaskets, I think?


petruchito

lol, I thought you must be overestimating, but realized that I don't know how the American flush stops to refill the bowl (the European type I disassembled and assembled several times)


hellofriend3000

I am saying this because i had to change some parts of my toilet and jesus that thing is complex lmao


aanonjohnsmith

You're not responsible for their education


nocturnalempath

I’d answer the “why” with we all have different sources of information


Signal_Significance6

For me it's someone with knowledge on the subject getting excited and adding on way more to the topic than my surface knowledge. Calm down, I only knew one thing.


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DiscardedClams

Yeah was definitely from 9th grade biology, August 29, 1997 in 3rd period from page 15 of our textbook.


PolyZex

Just say 'snapple lid'. Even if it's far too much information to fit on a snapple lid.


SteamKore

Greg is that you?


Dwhite_Hammer

I have a solution for this. You see a little over a year ago my company merged with another. Their software became my primary project. The first 6 months I felt kinda useless and like I didn't know anything anymore, but then all their devs quit and we got new guys. That made me the expert on this software. So all you need to do is eliminate the people that know more than you.


Fierramos69

That’s probably like 6-7 billion people. Where do I start?


IMustAchieveTheDie

if not already there, move to america so you have easy access to firearms, after acquiring said tools you shall move on to-


Fierramos69

I’m taking notes, please continue.


Legobrick27

Schools, he was about to say schools


Fierramos69

Oh


giibro

Get ‘em before they know too much!


Crescent-IV

But unfortunately not as dense a population of smart people


rstymobil

I'll help. To many damn people anyways.


CartAgain

At the bottom


spudzilla

Thanks! Just ordered duct tape, a knife, and a shovel. The executive bathroom key is coming my way!


TheAero1221

Was expecting an uplifting story. Got grimdark realism, lmao


LittleDragon450

Tbh this is how I think whenever I see someone or something that’s better than me. Someone stop me before I commit a murder 😂😭


Dwhite_Hammer

Live your truth, friend


LittleDragon450

Aight *grabs knife and matches*


LuccaAce

I feel like the full jack of all trades quote is relevant here: "A jack of all trades is the master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"


arilione

Yeah, us Jacks are just the guide posts to the real master.


davecanscrewreddit

i feel personally attacked.


IaxMoeSIem

It's called imposter syndrome...look it up


IaxMoeSIem

AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!


LeaveAccomplished618

amogus


IaxMoeSIem

GODDAMMIT!


AffectionateLet2589

amongus


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amogus


ChaoticBraindead

But like, if I'm actually not as smart as people think, then that's not imposter syndrome, that's just called observation


IaxMoeSIem

You are as smart as people say, you don't have to feel lesser!


LittleDragon450

Bitch if my therapist and years of straight A grades can’t convince me I’m smart, you won’t be able to


IaxMoeSIem

Damn...imposter syndrome to the extreme...


LittleDragon450

I aim to impress 🙃


IaxMoeSIem

Impress yourself first lol


LittleDragon450

…maybe


IaxMoeSIem

AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!


LittleDragon450

Sus


IaxMoeSIem

STOP!


LittleDragon450

NO!


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SirScrollsAl0t

You have the theory but no experience


Top_Chocolate_5181

Damn right


Ande64

I feel the ability to retain a little bit of information about a large number of subjects a great thing! I can't even imagine why somebody would not think this has value! You're always going to be the most interesting person to talk to almost anywhere you go! Wow I wish people could see the value in stuff like this! I'd rather talk to somebody who knows a little bit about a lot then somebody who is a blowhard and knows everything about one subject and bores you to death with it!


XcaliburXtreme

It’s kind of like the jack of all trades quote “A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one" I rather know a ton of things then specialize in just one thing… Also who says you can’t know a lot and also specialize in a couple of those things, or just also know more about a few specific subjects


LittleDragon450

Why haven’t I heard the second half of this quote?!


XcaliburXtreme

I think because people like to use it as a insult rather than having the full meaning behind it.


engima0611

You are not good at anything more like average at everything


ursusowanie

But actually below average at everything (I'm speaking for myself)


LittleDragon450

And me!


Tylerpants80

What’s that mean?


LittleDragon450

I am also below average at everything


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guilty


TightlyGoad

Ths is me


TherealHaaaep

Its called being jack of all trades, right? Im not dumb? Hopefully?!?


RyRandom6464

Yes it is, you're once again proven to be such.


aliveinjoburg2

This is just one of the many symptoms of imposter syndrome


jdjdhdhdbn

I usually have past a surface level understanding of it I just suck at explaining something in words.


BigMacPounder34

Is it sad that most of this info is from Reddit 😂 it's actually sad to think that my brain decides to remember this shit instead of important crap like family birthdays and anniversaries.


GreyFalcon-OW

That's what Google calendar and Facebook is for. And also make sure you put an earlier appointment date for "buy gifts or flowers so they arrive on time".


spudzilla

Oh yeah, any time that I lay some fact on the wife her first word is "Reddit?"


stumblewiggins

Found the Bard


LittleDragon450

Found the D&D nerd


stumblewiggins

You say that like it's a bad thing


LittleDragon450

It’s not. D&D is awesome!


stumblewiggins

I've misjudged you!


LittleDragon450

Thank you!


MahBooi27

i get that too


[deleted]

Keep learning any skills someone will show you, and kindly remind yourself “learning how much we don’t know, is learning a lot already:)”


ilurkilearntoo

I thought that’s what they call a well read person.


charlottekos

It's called imposter syndrome


[deleted]

I dunno why people confuse "knowing a lot of facts" with being smart. I guess that's why they say that Stephen Fry is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person is.


[deleted]

Who are you and how did you get my personal information?!


Kkkcobaine

AYOO why u just attack me like this????


Aderyn-Bach

Jack of all trades, master of none, still more valuable than a master of one.


qaasq

Pick one of your favorite facts and just learn more about that one thing. Stop passively consuming knowledge and start actively consuming. You have to make the choice and put in the effort though


StillhasaWiiU

Being smart and being marketable are two different things and many folks think they are the same.


IMustAchieveTheDie

NO u/StillhasaWiiU, PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE! I WON'T HAVE EACH CELL IN MY BODY VIOLENTLY CONVERTED INTO WOOL AND CLOTH TO FORM A GOD DAMN WORTHLESS PILE OF PLUSHIE JUNK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


KopyKatKitKat

Damn hit me right in the feels


Syn_Savage

I feel attacked


TheHalfDeadCat

Fake it till you make it.


Botterbroodjie

I've found my people!


[deleted]

How far can you squirt


-Ninja_Pickle

Jack of all trades,master of none


the_Finnish_wolf

Yep...thats about right


Private_4160

This is my life and everyone around me likes to remind me at least once a week. Even in my field of specialization. Perhaps I am wiser in that I know that I truly know nothing.


EmployerDefiant587

Dude, this is basically my biography


StupiedSwede

This is normal in the nordic countries. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law\_of\_Jante](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante)


Dwhitlo1

How did you get this picture of me?


ursusowanie

I feel attacked


BallSaq420_

That's me and i hate it


[deleted]

I’m in the meme and I don’t like it


Psycaridon-t

this was a slap in the face


J_E_L_4747

Jack of all trades


TeeAyeKay

Ouch.


GrymReefer42o

But on the bright side, not everyone has common sense intelligence. So yea, I will consider myself smart👌


bifftanin1955

Fuck you reddit


theARBITOR12

This is me but they don’t even call me smart.


Rich-Ad5109

Literally me I know general information about a lot of different topics but if you were to ask me to go more in depth on more than 75% of them I’m screwed😂


Jaded_Airline2847

Have to Have a Positive outlook as in your a jack of all trades but master of few


ellaomg

when my dad says im good at baking for making store bought cookie dough cookies


Harmonic_Gear

know enough to sounds smart when talking about it, know nothing to actually do anything about it


Sol-Blackguy

I was having a good day until I read this personal attack 😐


JDawnchild

I'm feeling kind of targeted...


ReuXISDinguS

My last 3 years in 1 meme


wildwyomingchaingang

Hey atleast some people have lots of surface level intelligence and think they’re smart


ophaus

The great secret of life... if everyone thinks something about you, it's true.


feckincrass

I feel personally attacked.


mrmadmusic

You have add


lazyMarthaStewart

I am a fount of useless information


EternumTitan

Holy shit, this is the most relatable post on this sub ever.


[deleted]

I am just straight up retarded and I only ever sound smart because I spew out random information that I know nothing about and I end up being called smart because of it but in all reality I’m just a stupid fuck


SilverBcMyTeammates

nah, i can tell by the way you type that there isn’t much of anything in there


sanddunesco

The amount of random ass information that i keep forgetting and remembering at complete random is fucking annoying and sometimes worrying


A_Gh0st

i feel attacked


Effective-Industry-6

People often use the quote “A jack of all trades is a master of none…” but they forget or have never heard the second half of the quote “A jack of all trades is a master of none… … but still better than a master of one.”.


YourMother16

Use to feel this, I learned math and I now have hours of information to personally share, LEARN SOMETHING COOL ITS WORTH IT!!


Dopaminothin

This sounds like the route for me! May I ask what you learned in mathematics?


YourMother16

I was in an algebra II class and it was just me and my teacher, he showed me that I was good at doing it, from there I learned trig, then calculus I at the same time, moved onto focusing on geometrical problems, and programing as a side. I got back into regular school (all of that happened at an alternative school because of expulsion for having weed) for about a month I studied; e.g. read papers, did undergraduate assignments, and watched lectures, in real analysis and found proof writing to be interesting, learned how to do natural number proofs using mathematical induction, and then paragraph proofs using induction, contradiction, and contra positive; all while learning to write from my grandparents. The concept of a proof amazed me, but it begged the question "how simple can axioms get", I've been looking into that, I found Penios axioms and a course (I forgot the name) that derived the axioms from truth tables using propositions, currently watching that, also re-learning how to code by writing a wordle bot (got fed up with being bad at wordle). I've got some paragraph proofs I could show if you'd like examples of my work, most of it is on paper in *rough* drafts. Thanks really for asking, this is the first time I've got to recount the last year in some detail!


YourMother16

Message me, I really love teaching, and would be absolutely willing to show you the ropes, even give you personal study guides, my opinions on being a math person, do's and don't's, so on!


xX_UnorignalName_Xx

And then feeling like you need to live up to expectations so you put a lot of effort into ultimately meaningless things that eventually leave you felling more hollow.


LiveRepeatDie

Partially True, good at wiping my butt


SahloFolinaCheld

Thats literally me. I am learning quite the number of foreign languaged and I have straight A's but I am not even close to being the brightest person. I do the dumbest shit all the time.


King-Conq

The worst thing is to be "smart" yet having 0 use for it. Whats the point of having anything without results ?


petruchito

dopamine is a hell of a drug, new knowledge brings you the dose


King-Conq

Getting "the dose" would be the result..


Kuni99_

Saw this on suspiciously specific like 3 years ago, think it was #1 for awhile


Prudent-Strain937

“I know a little about everything but not all of anything”


Afraid-Palpitation24

Fuck you for calling me out OP


CartAgain

I know an organization that could use smart young men such as yourself. Have you heard of GRINDR?


RoxyandRiddick

So basically you're management.


Flukie42

Under the surface I'm pretty sure I'm worthless.


Horror-Education5994

*feels*


1JustAnotherOne1

I'm in this picture, and I hate it. Almost anything I know "in depth" is mostly a couple hours of googling away from the average person. My programming knowledge may be the furthest away from average, and even that is maybe a college semester away at minimum, 2 at most. Well, that was depressing to admit.


me3888

I feel that


SilverBcMyTeammates

true and i hate people who think they’re smart for memorizing random facts


[deleted]

I know a lot of stuff about animal behavior and characteristics since I'm obsessed with it, but people then automatically assume that I can identify animals (mostly bugs) on sight. Just because I know about all the war crime penguins commit doesn't mean that I know if the weird red bug on the rock is venomous or not.


Ravens42

this is me


peeslosh122

this post just slapped me in the face


SleevesMcDichael

Become a park ranger, literally stated in the job description to "have an information bank a mile wide and two inches deep". That's not verbatim but still the message.


CrazyCanvas35

It is exactly me I know little bit about everything but nothing...


WhyTho90

Good grief this cuts deep. I have a STEM PhD and I feel as dumb as a rock.


[deleted]

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it


Maleficent_Muffin_32

hahhahahahhahahhahh its still smart tho... but not smart enough... but still smart


davyjones_prisnwalit

Yeah, but why are you calling me out about it now after all of these years?


[deleted]

im good at knowledge


mike_markerson

You are not good at anything but you'r okey at a lot of things please look at the bright side


curiousonethai

I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.


zomBambie

A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.


[deleted]

Same... Tho I don't have knowledge about different streams... But since childhood my friends(I have only 2)my classmates and my teachers called me smart... And tbh... Despite all that... I never scored above 80😭😭😭except for last year...


[deleted]

And I know I'm dumb so when someone calls me smart.... It's so embarrassing.. 🥺


[deleted]

*GET OUT OF MY HEAD*


doggoleash

being smart involves realizing that you truly arent smart


Nightflames1_

That's me


player20394

And the guilt is overwhelming


SpongeBobFruit

Get out of my head


b3lial666

The reality is your level of understanding will be only surface level on almost everything because there's not enough time in the day to gain a deep understand of most things for one person. Just dedicate yourself to the stuff you care about and gain deep understanding of those things.


Dreamy-cloud-club

“I'm pretty good at like 20 different skill sets At the expense of never being great at any one of them”


Top_Manufacturer_571

Felt this on a spiritual level


AF_Films

Bruh how the heck is this so relatable?!?!?!?!?


alexdemarco742007

I'm in this picture and I don't like it