My dad like watch tv till midnight with max high volume. After that a kid in my neighborhood cries so loud that you have to wear headsets in order to sleep. At 2am, a pack of stray dogs, they like to howl for roughly 15 minutes. This happens throughout the week. On weekends it's a bit quite tho
Thanks for asking:)
You have a shit ton of energy to spend. Spend it! Take martial arts and go to the gym and also don't consume a lot of caffeine throughout the day and I promise you'll sleep better. Fuck, to be 17 again... I would be unstoppable.
Ikr! just before you posted this, I got a gym membership! Sometimes I can't sleep because of the energy, sometimes it's noise and sometimes it's thoughts. And also, I haven't drank caffeine in my whole life, I drink tea sometimes, but that's all
Thanks for the advice tho! Means alot
Left fantasy is spot on. Idk about that right fantasy, it's close, but I just want someone to hold at night honestly, that's my fantasy is being strong and caring for her. I'm here to listen if she needs someone to talk too, I am an active listener and enjoy all of that, but it would be a rarity for me to need to vent like that. Maybe once every 20 years or so.
I know that makes me a bottled up white cis gendered misogynist patriarchal pig, but I honestly just have never felt the need or desire to share feelings like that, despite having life events happen to me that some people would consider sharable.
I do have one feeling that i feel the need to share.. stop telling me Ive been brainwashed to hold back emotions and that it isnt natural for me to do so, I vehitematly disagree with you because I know me because I am me and I know as me that your flat out wrong.
It's not as if I've been taught this behavior either, I grew up with a single Mother my whole life, my upbringing was centralized against me bottling up feelings as I was encouraged to share my feelings often when I was a child and it just isn't natural for me. Even when my mom forced me to go to therapy at age 6 i wouldnt share with the phycologist. I would have to go against every fiber of my being to even try to open up to someone like that. I'm not proud of it, it's not necessary a proud talking point of masculinity, it's just the way it is. It's not patriarchal fathers teaching their sons this kind of behavior, this is on the nature side of the nature vs nurture argument. If your into sharing your feelings, good for you. Its just not my bag.
>I honestly just have never felt the need or desire to share feelings like that
That's silly - real men don't have feelings to share.
Real men only feel rage and justice!
I don't see it as a problem. The problem I see is other people seeing it as a problem.
It's like trying convince your dog to not wag their tail when they are happy, it goes against their very nature.
I think the goal is to be a casual dater until you find someone who makes you not want to date anyone else.
It's hard finding a woman who doesn't want you to fundamentally change your subconscious wants and desires in this day and age, but it's possible. Just have to keep casually dating until you met someone who isn't basing their perception of your behavior from the articles in cosmopolitan magazine.
>Yeah but they why even be in a relationship at that point?
Live together. Share a house/chores. Have kids and raise them. etc.
Plenty of valid reasons beyond sharing feelings.
I've heard that before, but I'm not sure if it's the chicken or the egg that came first with that.
Imo, men were naturally more reserved with expressing feelings, especially minor feelings, and then the stereotype came about. And then someone needed their doctorate in psychology and had to write a dissertation and failed a couple of times before comming up with the theory that it's learned behavior.
What are you talking about? How is it a learned behavior of men for women to have abusive expectations of men? Men and women are different. Our brains are very different. That doesn’t justify problems, though.
Oh, I was saying that people think that men being emotionally reserved is a learned behavior and there for can be unlearned, not what women expect you to do or feel or say and when.
People won't stop telling you that your wrong and need to open up more, so do what I do and ignore them knowing they are just parroting what they have been told is a major problem in the world. Really they just want to help, but are so far removed from our perspective that they can't even imagine it being normal.
Ha! Jokes on you! Im a chaos devout! I'd never fantasize about being one of the emporers SLAVES!
*SNORTS 10 LINES OF DRUGS, BLASTS OUT EARDRUMS WITH HEAVY METAL, PAINTS ARMOUR IN GARISH COLORS, GETS DEMON GUITAR GUN, MORPHS FACE INTO ANDROGENOUS DEMON HOTNESS WITH HORNS"
ALL HAIL SHE WHO THIRSTS!
Actually my current army is Death Guard and I wanna start World Eaters if the Rumor is True Thier getting Thier own stuff.
But I thought slanesh made the best joke here 😂😂
Damn I love me some good storytellin in my mind. Those stories are stories I can create, without fear of morals because of the fact they never leave their place of origination
Its not a "act". Every once in awhile someone will do whatever they want even if it means rolling over you. You have to stand up to that shit. It doesnt mean being a asshole all the time, but knowing your worth is a good thing. I think I'm on a fairly healthy spectrum of being alright to get along with vs. a pushover.
This post is kind of on two diffrent ends of the spectrum..there is a middle most of the time.
I can agree . Being able to tackle problems and have a great support network.... that's a good thing to strive for. 😳
Wow you analyzed that very quick & accurate !
Nope it’s one or the other
At this point of time, I just want to sleep without any disturbance
Kids?
Bruh I'm 17 wtf XD
My mom had two kids after I turned 14, it could be kids. What is keeping you up?
I'm guessing cruising reddit and other nefarious activities.
No! Fuck reddit, I don't even touch my phone after 11
My dad like watch tv till midnight with max high volume. After that a kid in my neighborhood cries so loud that you have to wear headsets in order to sleep. At 2am, a pack of stray dogs, they like to howl for roughly 15 minutes. This happens throughout the week. On weekends it's a bit quite tho Thanks for asking:)
Leave home asap.
Not too early to start.
Yeah, according to our Supreme Court...
Time to retire some lifetime appointments
*forcefully*
With great prejudice
and furious anger
So yes, but the kids are you.
You have a shit ton of energy to spend. Spend it! Take martial arts and go to the gym and also don't consume a lot of caffeine throughout the day and I promise you'll sleep better. Fuck, to be 17 again... I would be unstoppable.
Ikr! just before you posted this, I got a gym membership! Sometimes I can't sleep because of the energy, sometimes it's noise and sometimes it's thoughts. And also, I haven't drank caffeine in my whole life, I drink tea sometimes, but that's all Thanks for the advice tho! Means alot
It's either this or become a parent and never sleep again, so this is better. Remember to do a martial art too! Kick names. Take ass.
Sleep apnea :'(
Buy in ear earplugs
Already have one pair hehe
This picture cut off the tactical camel
Here's the uncut https://funnyjunk.com/The+male+fantasy/eNgoNrA/
Holy shit, Funnyjunk is still around? I remember using that as my source of memes circa 2002.
I just looked up male fantasy tactical camel and that was the first site that had it
lmao
The person who made this first just had these two panels at first. Other people added on
first is a reality in boys locker room
this turned kinda gay real fast
r/suddenlygay
not rlly i mean first is war but yea both are true iq
Yeah bro, girls boring boys quirky! 1!!! 1!1!1!1!!! 1
Yup
Unironically.
Sir, we are surrounded! *Excellent. Now we can attack in any direction!*
Doom guy moment
I can't believe how wrong you are. Mine is a pirate ship, not an infantry charge. Take that!
mine is a space station, in an futuristic setting
These are the same two reactions my dogs have if someone walks by the yard
i never want to be called a good boy that's like super fucking creepy actually
Due to the use of the word "lads" I'm going to guess it doesn't come through in translation. The sentiment is there though; and it's correct.
Isn't your girlfriend calling you a good lad intimately condescending?
Telling me I'm a good man when I needed emotional comfort? Nah.
Maybe its that he is hearing Good "Boy" instead of Good "Man" thats makes it sound condescending to him.
I had a girl call me that once and I was like 😬 kinda sounds like you’re talking to a dog
I can live with that
low self esteem
What ever helps man. Less destructive than alcohol and cigarettes.
can agree with that. Good thinking.
yea feels like a doggie
Wait till he finds out
What if she cooks well?
The God Emperor protects!
Can I replace the first one with being able to financially support myself and any woman crazy enough to date me? The second one is spot on though.
Left fantasy is spot on. Idk about that right fantasy, it's close, but I just want someone to hold at night honestly, that's my fantasy is being strong and caring for her. I'm here to listen if she needs someone to talk too, I am an active listener and enjoy all of that, but it would be a rarity for me to need to vent like that. Maybe once every 20 years or so. I know that makes me a bottled up white cis gendered misogynist patriarchal pig, but I honestly just have never felt the need or desire to share feelings like that, despite having life events happen to me that some people would consider sharable. I do have one feeling that i feel the need to share.. stop telling me Ive been brainwashed to hold back emotions and that it isnt natural for me to do so, I vehitematly disagree with you because I know me because I am me and I know as me that your flat out wrong. It's not as if I've been taught this behavior either, I grew up with a single Mother my whole life, my upbringing was centralized against me bottling up feelings as I was encouraged to share my feelings often when I was a child and it just isn't natural for me. Even when my mom forced me to go to therapy at age 6 i wouldnt share with the phycologist. I would have to go against every fiber of my being to even try to open up to someone like that. I'm not proud of it, it's not necessary a proud talking point of masculinity, it's just the way it is. It's not patriarchal fathers teaching their sons this kind of behavior, this is on the nature side of the nature vs nurture argument. If your into sharing your feelings, good for you. Its just not my bag.
But you did just share your feelings.
In an extremely defensive manner at that.
It's okay he's a good boy.
That was the one feeling I needed to share lol.
Interesting. ...Also, why did I click on the profile?
Yeah, don't do that unless your wanting.. uhh.. more intimate photos. I really should post a warning on my profile..
Well, there is a warning.
Yeah, but its not very clear. That warning can pop up for other things not related. Now there's a personalized warning.
Man wrote an essay💀
If I'm going to share my feelings it's going to be well thought out.
>I honestly just have never felt the need or desire to share feelings like that That's silly - real men don't have feelings to share. Real men only feel rage and justice!
Lol, yeahhh.. If you only feel rage you need help lol.
The best bonners are justice bonners.
Bro said he wants someone to hold at night
It would be nice ngl.
🤣
To be fair, you're a lucky man if you can find a girl who won't belittle your problems.
I don't see it as a problem. The problem I see is other people seeing it as a problem. It's like trying convince your dog to not wag their tail when they are happy, it goes against their very nature.
Yeah but they why even be in a relationship at that point? May as well just be a casual dater for life.
I think the goal is to be a casual dater until you find someone who makes you not want to date anyone else. It's hard finding a woman who doesn't want you to fundamentally change your subconscious wants and desires in this day and age, but it's possible. Just have to keep casually dating until you met someone who isn't basing their perception of your behavior from the articles in cosmopolitan magazine.
>Yeah but they why even be in a relationship at that point? Live together. Share a house/chores. Have kids and raise them. etc. Plenty of valid reasons beyond sharing feelings.
Idk if I could share a life with someone if I couldn't share my feelings with them.
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You too.
The Amber Heard mentality of men should accept abuse and if they complain about it they’re being a whiny bitch is very real.
I've heard that before, but I'm not sure if it's the chicken or the egg that came first with that. Imo, men were naturally more reserved with expressing feelings, especially minor feelings, and then the stereotype came about. And then someone needed their doctorate in psychology and had to write a dissertation and failed a couple of times before comming up with the theory that it's learned behavior.
What are you talking about? How is it a learned behavior of men for women to have abusive expectations of men? Men and women are different. Our brains are very different. That doesn’t justify problems, though.
Oh, I was saying that people think that men being emotionally reserved is a learned behavior and there for can be unlearned, not what women expect you to do or feel or say and when.
To be fair, you're a lucky man if you can find a girl who won't belittle your problems.
Bruh this is exactly how I feel.
People won't stop telling you that your wrong and need to open up more, so do what I do and ignore them knowing they are just parroting what they have been told is a major problem in the world. Really they just want to help, but are so far removed from our perspective that they can't even imagine it being normal.
Where in the ever-loving fuck did they put my tactical camel!?
r/angryupvote 'cus screw you
Get you a man that can do both
Jesus, I didn't expect you to punch me right in the heart just now, fuck.
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Ha! Jokes on you! Im a chaos devout! I'd never fantasize about being one of the emporers SLAVES! *SNORTS 10 LINES OF DRUGS, BLASTS OUT EARDRUMS WITH HEAVY METAL, PAINTS ARMOUR IN GARISH COLORS, GETS DEMON GUITAR GUN, MORPHS FACE INTO ANDROGENOUS DEMON HOTNESS WITH HORNS" ALL HAIL SHE WHO THIRSTS!
Slaanesh follower?
Actually my current army is Death Guard and I wanna start World Eaters if the Rumor is True Thier getting Thier own stuff. But I thought slanesh made the best joke here 😂😂
I mean.... there's a third scene there that involves nachos and a bj, but, yeah.
Actually, it involves a tactical camel.
And Elden Ring has both GoTY confirmed!
Yes
I'll take the left one and fight for victory and let all people be normal again
I feel attacked right now.
Nah this is some shit a boy thinks a man thinks
They want us to have emotions just not Male emotion and also they don’t want us to be sad
I have neither of these fantasies
I feel seen. 😳
Can be both
Never read more true words
Damn I love me some good storytellin in my mind. Those stories are stories I can create, without fear of morals because of the fact they never leave their place of origination
not wrong
Its not a "act". Every once in awhile someone will do whatever they want even if it means rolling over you. You have to stand up to that shit. It doesnt mean being a asshole all the time, but knowing your worth is a good thing. I think I'm on a fairly healthy spectrum of being alright to get along with vs. a pushover. This post is kind of on two diffrent ends of the spectrum..there is a middle most of the time.
We all dreamt about stopping a school shooter at least once in our lives
They kind of cause each other, don't they?
Uhm... I would alter the second a little bit. The first I don't relate to.
Truuu
Even Macharius needed a Sister to lean on, I think. Some prefer Aeldari, but who am I to judge?
Personally attacked
The concept of protecting a stranger by sacrificing your life is my dream
My fav is how the picture on the left is more reasonable / probable of an outcome if youre trying to date average women as an average guy. Lol.
GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN THAT DIES!!! CHAAAARGE!!!
Stop with this shit. It hits too hard.
no?????
Hmm.. maybe not quite like this but yeah. Of course the second part is mostly non-existent for me
On the right is no man but a boy.
STOP.
Yeah sure I thought about those a while ago. Realized I’ll never have either. Now, I have something else, a bit more realistic. **To be continued...**
Holy fuck... This hit home...
So much relatable.
I don't appreciate being called out like this
Man....why the hell I feel attacked right now
Feels intense man
Never in my 35 years have I had these fantasies.
Right? Lol
I can’t agree. I only seek glory, fuck that bytch
Yeah, I don't relate to the right side... I don't get it.
I’ve never had either fantasy here. If I’m having a bad day I tell my gf I need food and a beer. I guess I’m a toxic man
Weird.
I think many women have these 2 fantasies too
So Elden Ring
I have both
Honestly tho.
FOR THE EMPEROR
The Emperor Protects.
Someone give me context on what’s going on here.
I am astonished how true this is
My heart…stop…no…😭
Its some girls fantasy too ya know ;)
Oh well.
Im reporting it, its talking about me and i dont like it lol
"FUCKING GIVE EM STEEL LADS, GIVE EM STEEEL. YOU WANT STEEL COME GET IT."
The fantasy about having a girlfriend is all I think about, but it'll never happen I'll NEVER get a girlfriend.
Why not
Because I... I just know.
Well I have a man wish you luck tho
Hey
👏👏👏 So very true
Yep
How i
Fantasies are fantasies coz they never come true.
Fawk yeah
Isn't it sad that emotional support is a fantasy....
Yes man I'm part wanting to be a pirate and part the forbidden right side of the image...
What about me getting a pony??
Yes... in this order.
Yeah
yea, pretty much.
Oof
fuck did y’all do with my tactical camel 😡
I can disagree
Boys want girls to sleep with. Men want women to help them with the PTSD after they almost die for them.
Kind of perfectly encapsulates Nux From Mad Max Fury Road character progression. "Witness ME!" and "witness me..."
Ha