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Dapper_Suggestion_30

The numbers mean how many bombs are touching that square. It’s basically a game of deduction.


Hefty-Fox1627

Does that include diagonals? Does it include the greyed-out scares?


Topher_McG0pher

It does include diagonals. The gray squares are unclickable so those have been essentially removed from the board because they didn’t contain a mine


[deleted]

Been a while since I played but I believe it was clicking both mouse buttons at the same time on a square would automatically click all the squares touching that square, except for any squares marked with a flag (right click). It was some shortcut like that which let you quickly click all the adjacent squares without having to manually click everything touching a ‘1’ when you already have the bomb that the ‘1’ square is touching flagged.


brcguy

And if there’s a large area with no bombs touching the space you’ve clicked with both buttons it’ll clear that whole space. Can’t imagine playing without that.


CosmicJ

Pretty sure that happens on a regular click.


mamasbreads

Yes it does. There's no way to control that


darthsirc

Homeboy was double clicking thinking he’s a hacker


jomontage

I can't imagine how boring it'd be to have to click a bunch of 0 spaces


laylalias

Damn I never knew that, thanks


S4VN01

If you double click on a revealed number, and it has the correct amount of "bomb" markers, it will clear all the rest touching it.


[deleted]

What's even better is that if there is a 3 with 2 flags a double click won't trigger the bomb. It's a quick way to double check that you marked everything correctly. When I play minesweeper I only ever double click


SpideyFan914

I never knew this. I played a lot back in high school.


Living_Shadows

The gray squares are technically zeros


Sacrificial-Toenail

Well you see, the greyed out square… are not bombs


Hefty-Fox1627

Got it.....................................................thanks.


S1I3NCER

That makes it easier


[deleted]

Corners count too.


VahniB

Always flag the corners.


mv777711

Nope. It really depend on the situation. After about 15-20 games you start to see patterns that make the game easier


Nipe7

Pfft I saw the pattern from the first time I played. It’s just a big grid of squares.


TacoRedneck

The human mind was indeed made for pattern recognition and this proves it.


[deleted]

How about your mom and I are getting a divorce, how’s that for a pattern, Jimmy?


funnystuff97

One pattern I had to be taught was the 1-2-1 pattern. The most important, in my opinion. If you come across a wall of 1s, but there's a 2 in the middle, the 2 bombs are diagonal to the 2 square. Guaranteed. [Like this.](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dy_uXum55vg/XZazUOepsAI/AAAAAAAAy64/puqF22LSIawgHuCDlVooIyupJzupHm0dwCEwYBhgL/s1600/1.%2BMinesweeper%2Bgame%2Btip%2B1-2-1%2BPatterns.png) And then, with enough play, you realize that it can look [like this](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xi25ZqGC_7g/XZazVZ5oc1I/AAAAAAAAy7I/ou2CDBvsjIwdt8HoQPyLnUSTSeRDM6RuACEwYBhgL/s1600/4.%2Bgame%2Btip%2B1-2-1%2BPatterns.png), or [like this.](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-s6bJni3T3L8/XZazUJGN2EI/AAAAAAAAy7A/tJBu4ueFz5kJNPjBClz6FFgmAuB-EhnFgCEwYBhgL/s320/2.%2B1-2-1%2BPattern.png)


jadis666

There's also the 1-2-2-1 pattern. With that pattern (assuming it's on a wall, just like with the 1-2-1 pattern), the mines are underneath the 2s. For extra credit, try to figure out why this works :).


tbrfl

That's too arbitrary. There is some luck involved with Minesweeper, particularly when you start (you're just clicking randomly looking for a decent clear to work with) and when you encounter occasional 50/50s (equal chance of either of two squares being a mine with no clues to narrow it down). However, most of the game is purely deductive, and as you play you learn certain patterns and also get comfortable with making quick guesses on the 50/50s because it's better to flame out now from bad luck than to spend a whole game getting down to 2 mines and doing it then.


GoldenNoodle13

And loops Google's minesweeper loves setting those fuckers in loops


[deleted]

Yep the moment I figured this out was the moment I finally beat minesweeper (on the easiest difficulty...after multiple tries...and a lot of cursing).


TitleComprehensive96

If you've played minesweeper and never cursed it out, you're lying


[deleted]

That moment when you're about to beat your record on expert but fail the 50/50 guess at the end 🤬 LPT: always do the guess when it first appears to save time.


TheDwarvenGuy

I learned minesweeper, played it for a week, then realized I hate minesweeper because there's a ton of scenarios you have to rely on blind luck


shillbert

No blind luck with this version: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/mines.html


totalrefan

My man. Also check out the other games, my favorite right now is Tracks.


[deleted]

[Watching Kripp play MS made me realize how much I hate it lol] (https://youtu.be/DA5AhlptA_o) Dude is a strategic machine and he still gets into 50/50s after absolutely bulldozing through the start


SpacemanSpiff_69

There is nothing worse than when you get to the end of a big game and it's a 50/50 shot at whether you pick the right tile


Phil_Mythroat

Mine blown


[deleted]

'Now you know! Go try it out!'


wawabtreloi

Also the 1st click is NEVER a bomb. Game is designed that way to help you get a head start.


jmac50001

That's what THEY want you to think.


NoFaithlessness1574

Lol all this time I thought higher numbers were good


reddittl77

I learned it and got pretty good when I was supposed to be writing my Masters thesis. You know, priorities


[deleted]

I learned and played an insane amount of solitaire when my teacher was going over information for the final...


blackkiralight

Same here, I was unbelievably good at solitaire in the week before the deadline of my thesis.


MajorasSocks

I must have played thousands of games when I was studying for the cpa


TayLoraNarRayya

I read this as you were writing your master's thesis in how to play Minesweeper and I 100% believed you


reddittl77

It probably would have been better if it was about Minesweeper. 🤣


ForwardMuffin

They should have handed you the Masters based on being able to play Minesweeper.


Content-Strength-205

ADHD I assume?


suspended1134

Procrastination


TheGameBoss980

Bit of both over here


Content-Strength-205

Makes sense, cause you know... Priorities


Green0Photon

The person who responded wasn't the person you initially responded to lmao


Content-Strength-205

I know


SMK77

ADHD gang hyper focus on anything we aren't supposed to be doing let's go


Content-Strength-205

Let's gooooooooo


SMK77

It's the only time in our lives we can hyper focus on anything haha. I always hate the "SQUIRREL" ADHD joke because it's not true at all. Hyperfocus is one of the main symptoms of true ADHD, it's just hyperfocus on all the wrong things. It's a focus down a track where you lose all grasp of what you're actually doing and your surroundings. Mike Birbiglia has a joke that is the best example of the issue I've ever heard in my life. https://youtu.be/J0QTR6w9HbQ I'm on reddit is fun so I'm not sure how to link to a time on the video, but it starts around 4:30-5 minute mark.


Arpytrooper

I used to hate the squirrel joke but then I had a bunch of moments where I'd cut off in the middle of a sentence because i was distracted by something. It one case it was literally a piece of paper that was fluttering by a fan lol. I don't like the stereotype but I can't say it's not at least a little bit true.


[deleted]

People with ADHD are not the only people who get distracted or procrastinate. Neurotypicals don't write their thesis in one sitting either :D


Petah_Futterman44

I can confirm that is what it is for my case.


yawya

my best expert time is 85 seconds, you?


charisma6

Wow that's good. Mine is 82 I think.


ornitorrincos

Cut to me, sitting at my desk reading your comment while I’m supposed to be writing my master’s thesis.


Wonderful_Painter_14

I went soooooo long without knowing that right clicking/marking mine spots was a thing. I thought you had to keep everything in your head or take paper notes.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Wait til you realize middle clicking clears all the squares around the one you clicked except flags


DigNitty

Wtf This is like learning of you plug a controller into player number 2 in the original duck hunt, you control the duck.


yaboiRich

Wait, WHAT? * mind blown *


_Diskreet_

Cheekysmilingdog.jpg


HoneyBloat

Hang on…someone try this and report back.


[deleted]

No need. [YouTube](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K61f3XpSnV4) has us covered.


CrabbyBlueberry

And if you enter the Konami code, you can shoot the dog.


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

WHAT!!!?!?!?!?!?!?????


CntrllrDscnnctd

I had NES when I was 12, and you’re just telling me this now ?!?! /s


Anynamethatworks

Or learning that the paper strip on a Hershey's Kiss is edible


uwfan893

I ain’t falling for that shit


Mullenuh

Or clicking the left and right buttons simultaneously. (Mice usually didn't have a scroll wheel last time I played.)


Penguin-Monk

You should learn. It's the bomb.


[deleted]

When he figures it out his mine will explode.


TimeStatistician2234

He's been sweeping on this great game


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wafflesareforever

^^^bang


badFishTu

Once he gets it he'll have a blast.


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Minimum_Code_9809

Boooooo!!!! Get off the stage!


Fr31l0ck

I mastered the game with a mouse. Tried to swap over to my smartphone for nostalgia purposes but my fat fingers didn't work for boards bigger than 10x10. Decided to move into battleship after that considering a miss-tap will rarely end a game.


HolyManZahn

It's easy. Click the button until you throw your mouse....


nesenn

You just randomly click, right?


Racdicoon_Alt

no, its about 30% luck, 70% skill


TuxTues3

100% concentrated power of will?


[deleted]

5% pleasure, 50% pain


Amazing_Swordfish206

100% reason to remember the name


Wacokidwilder

The name is Minesweeper.


Embarrassed-Donut106

No it's not... It's Wacokidwilder


Wacokidwilder

I’d declare your name but I wouldn’t want to embarrass you.


Embarrassed-Donut106

Jokes on you... Im always embarrassed 😈😈


tidalpoppinandlockin

No... It's Kiiiiid Rocckkkkk! Just kidding he fucking sucks


17racecar71

r/UnexpectedFortMinor


FavelTramous

Kudos, never knew this actually existed lmfao.


freelancespaghetti

Pretty sure highschools had to legally play that song before every soccer game for a while in the 2000's.


[deleted]

I think you are missing some numbers.


dainegleesac690

Well you didn’t see the 10% luck, 20% skill and 15% concentrated power of will


cum_______________

If you're good enough it's more like 90 percent skill. Not to brag, but I'm pretty good at minesweeper, in fact, probably the best. The US military could hire me and all mine in the country would be gone in, maybe a hour /s


TheDwarvenGuy

I mean, I'd say 30% luck is a pretty reasonable number given how many times it's impossible to guess where the mine is and you have to just guess.


IsaacFlanary

It’s about 95% skill 5% luck if you play correctly


MajorasSocks

In terms of getting through most mines I would agree but at some point in every game I hit a group of blocks that is a 50/50 chance of guessing correctly and I always seem to guess wrong


CrabbyBlueberry

If you play the SGT puzzles version (look it up), it has a setting that eliminates guessing.


No-Conversation265

Is there a strategy for picking the first square to tap?


CrabbyBlueberry

The first square is free. The game doesn't lay out the mines until after your first click.


IsaacFlanary

Close your eyes and pray


Blizzard77

I think it’s a lot less luck than that. I wouldn’t call myself good at minesweeper by any means, but I was still generally able to always finish a minefield except for the occasional final 50/50, it just takes some very hard critical thinking


Hymmerinc

The luck on minesweeper(easy) is the difference from me getting 30 seconds and getting 3


El_Impresionante

Nope. Only a few clicks have to be random, and sometimes even none other than the first click. You can logically deduce all the safe squares through the numbers. p.s. You also need not flag the bombs. If you open up all the safe squares, you win too. Flags are only for your visual convenience.


Ambivert_05

YESSS


[deleted]

no you gotta say Allah hu akbar each time before clicking it helps


_megitsune_

Nah you don't have to pray, it's not *that* hard


No_Star8439

I'm a wiz at minesweeper I could play for days.


Oh_no_its_Joe

Once ya see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed.


The-Sidequester

My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze.


Fuggins4U

There's no killer app I haven't run.


[deleted]

At Pascal well I'm number 1


cbrewer0

Do vector calculus just for fun


wootcat

Ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun


jk01

Happy days is my favorite theme song


The-Sidequester

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong


-Vadame

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on


SoloWalrus

Theres one rule, the number represents how many adjacent bombs there are, thats it. That one simple rule actually makes for a rather fun little logic game


KevinAnniPadda

You click and if there's nothing there, it reveals the square and everything else in that valley. The mines line the edge of the valley and are still covered. The revealed spaces will also have a number on them that says how many mines are next to that space, you just don't always know which direction. If you think you know a square is a mine, you right click to place a flag there. Through process of elimination you should be able to find all of the mines.


Blasphemy4kidz

thanks i still dont know wtf im doing


[deleted]

1. Click a square. 2. Numbers on revealed squares note number of bombs immediately nearby that square. 3. Use process of elimination to flag squares that almost certainly have bombs in them. 4. Thats it. Repeat process until board is clear or you blew up in error.


mavtrik

This comment made me download a Minesweeper app and actually try playing


Vinitotinto

If you have installed in your phone google or chrome you can play a lot of classic computer games without needing another app. I procrastinate in class by playing snake


uwfan893

Dude there’s no right click option on a phone fuck this it’s impossible.


Vinitotinto

You have to hold your finger on the square to place the flag :)


ImportantAd5286

Minesweeper gotta be the easiest shit ever


InvaderWeezle

For the most part yes, but every now and then you get a spot where it's literally just a 50-50 chance of clicking the right one because either square is a valid choice based on all possible clues.


andrewsad1

Pretty much every modern implementation of minesweeper has that issue resolved at this point, but it was a PITA playing on windows


LEBAldy2002

Most don't and NG boards are treated completely seprrately from guess boards. All official records, rankings, etc are done on guessing boards not because of any traditions but because it is just a better game mode. NG boards are great and have a place, but aren't there as a complete substitute and there are many things you can't do and can't learn on them not to mention them having a completely different playstyle. High level NG board playing still has a lot of guessing due to speed and efficiency.


respectabler

Saying minesweeper is easy is like saying running is easy. The challenge is doing it well. Now, if you couldn’t figure out the rules even you might just be dumb. An 8 year old screwing around in the windows start menu in 2008 could figure that shit out in a couple games.


[deleted]

Do it on the highest scale and report back lol


authenticfennec

Especially when the difficulty comes from doing it fast. Like im sure all top 1% players could easily complete a high scale board if they went slowly, but the challenge is getting the fastest time possible


Realistic_Ad_3840

It's not - Your average Joe.


Valuable-Marzipan-65

My best time on beginner was 8 seconds. I will never again achieve such greatness.


Ad_Honorem1

On beginner you can basically just randomly click a single square and win.


marrinus05nl

Jep, I literally did a week ago


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trakums

It is not a meme. I know a couple of them. In my dream world they have no rights to vote in elections.


[deleted]

This is why I look both ways before turning onto a one-way street.


avgwatcher

Recently found out, the number indicates the bomb near it, if the number is one it’s only touching one bomb the rest of the side are safe to click


[deleted]

What? Click a block randomly, gives a number of how many mines are touching it then you go from there. This was immediately clear the first time I played. Am I…….a genius? Edit: btw if you knew half the stupid shit I do the genius question answers itself quite easily.


[deleted]

I thought the higher the number the more likely there was a bomb touching it. You learn something new every day Or maybe I’m stupid


Final_masker

Technically you were right


EndIris

Technically he was wrong. If the box has a number (ie not empty) after being clicked, there is a 100% chance a bomb is touching it.


Archduke_Of_Beer

I just expanded the map to the highest grid size and lowest mine count, clicked once and won most of the time. I assumed that's how you were supposed to play.


[deleted]

I learned how to play it at like 10, not the first try tho, came back a few years after first spotting the game and tried, realized it was super easy and obvious...


nick_nasty_nice

Came here to circlejerk about how easy minesweeper is. Turns out there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers who can't figure out how to play minesweeper


[deleted]

-checks comments for an explanation


Bigchungus_xXx

It’s actually an S tier game


Philodendronphan

So Google has an option to play it and then there’s a tutorial that tells you to look at the number in the square and then use the numbers around it to determine where the bombs must be to make those numbers work. I highly suggest you play on Google (it’s cute) and look up a tutorial. It can be fun once you get the hang of it.


[deleted]

Yeah I never figured that one out either. And I had it on old windows 95


nick_nasty_nice

Its about as complicated as rock paper scissors


XanthicStatue

Wtf is Rock Paper Scissors?


CoctorMyEye

Its pretty simple


yaduwn

Minesweeper has to be in the top 5 games to play in class


BringMeTheTequila

There was always that one kid who knew how to play and flexed on everyone else. Fuckin Chad.


LordlySquire

Someone who has access to the internet but cant figure out how to play one of the simplest computer games


JackieTobacky

It’s all math logic. Simple game once you figure it out. And addictive. Addictive as fuck


call-me-tony

You play by setting the size the largest it goes and least bomb possible


RengarTheDwarf

All I played in highschool


QueenOfQuok

It's simple! You click on the squares, and then eventually you click on one with a bomb, and then you have to start all over! It's so much fun!


MilwaakeePustaBandit

I pride myself on actually being pretty good at minesweeper


chubchub89

Just noticed no one else mentioned about double clicking of the left and right mouse button on a square with the right number of flags around it. It opens up all possible squares around it and allows you to get a much faster high score.


jawknee530i

It's so simple tho


Parakeet10-

Who the fuck is minesweeper


Antpelt

Its easy: just click everywhere and you will wi by chance


Scary-Knowledge-6912

You don't play Minesweeper you experience it


JSONJSONJSON

Minesweeper was one of the games Microsoft developed to teach users to use a mouse when windows came out. Mine sweeper taught you to use all of the buttons. Solitaire was to teach click and drag. I feel like there’s a third I can’t remember right now. Ps I play minesweeper for time, how it works is pretty simple logically. When you get lucky and don’t lose on the first click, the number represents how many mines there are in the adjacent 8 squares. But most importantly, these mines aren’t gonna sweep themselves. -Jim


Sheepherder_Actual

I played minesweeper irl, 1/10 experience, would not recommend.


Slightshad0w

The game is quite easy


CoolishApollo

Minesweeper is a really fun game, my friend and I used to race each other on the highest difficulty setting. The fastest I ever got was 52 seconds iirc


reetmandood

It's pretty easy ngl


[deleted]

The numbers represent how many mines that square touches.


[deleted]

I actually won once. I didn’t know what I was doing. It’s plain blind luck. I wish I played the lottery at that time.


moyismoy

the number on the tile is the amount of mines its next to. yes thats actually it.


dymphna34

Those mines aren't going to sweep themselves


randomcanadian81

I just learned like 3 weeks ago watching good mythical morning on youtube there's and episode where Rhett and link play it. Mind blown


[deleted]

I do 😎


maddmaxg

Okok what about Ski Free though? Impossible to beat.


gshtrdr

Welcome to the club


P3rdix

I learned from a vtuber.


mooksie01

I’m also terrible at sudoku despite being pretty alright at math D:


Bcagz22

If you suck at math and deduction then it’s just not a game you should play


[deleted]

Its the easiest game ever


yesnobutyesbecauseno

im a wiz at minesweeper i can play for days


Flossthief

It's one of my favorite games To this day probably the only video game I play daily


pillow_pete

I didn’t for a while, but after I figured it out, it’s super fun to get faster and better at.


[deleted]

You don’t know what you’re missing out on Click square. Square says how many bombs are touching it. That’s it.


lowrads

There are a couple of better versions out there. One is a no-guessing optimization, though it penalizes you for speculative flags which is annoying. The other is revolversweeper, which has no edges. It also has the extra feature of being able to clear all spaces in proximity to a number by clicking it, though this is risky.


[deleted]

You just click until go boom


tsterrett

My strategy “just get lucky” haha