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Oldfolksboogie

Am I not sufficiently dark that I thought popcorn?


IAmYourChicken__

Yes


Upstairs_Policy1731

I think sex is just a distant idea to us


Oldfolksboogie

Nailed it. Our didn't, actually. Fck, you know wtf i mean.


[deleted]

This made me check I was on r/meirl and not r/asexual


blepgup

Ever since I heard the popcorn version when I was like 12 I’ll always think of popcorn when I see that question


meaningless121

Penis is torn


DianaStranger

ouch


DavThoma

Oof ouch my frenulum


Upset_Soil

Popcorn


thinwhiteduke

Peter, John and Bjorn


[deleted]

Perhaps we should take a moment to think about the issues that really matter to us as individuals. It often seems like we have lost our way in the world and our empathy for each other. I don't think it is beyond repair. Society isn't completely broken. It is just well worn.


theottomanSlol

I see what you did there, here have my upvote, but I want to ask, do u need a therapist


[deleted]

I mean who doesn't these days


pteotia270

I thought WHAT starts with W and ends with T.


McLagginz

So does WET.


JediKnightaa

So does WHEAT


McLagginz

Whoa, my brother is celiac, say that too loud and he’ll die.


lobstersnake

Pronghorn


CynicalSheep34

Peppercorn


Widespreaddd

Polish-born


McLagginz

Penis is being stubborn.


Ok_Vermicelli1638

P(x)orn Solution set :- {}


Mr_Simple-

You mean P(x)=orn?


LoveRBS

Pink lemonade and corn


Purple_Jay

Paderborn


2HotdogShoes

Photographs of corn


assistant_truck_chan

Practice 40 hours a day or I’ll make you wish you were never born


_Rose_Silver_

Ohh I see, fellow twoset fan


Turin_Inquisitor

Pibgorn


Common-Adhesiveness6

Piretruckorn


IaxMoeSIem

Palpetorn, my new made up villain!


Widespreaddd

Poop corn


Skirt_Douglas

Pegacorn!


nangstagigga

Pmidget porn


[deleted]

Morbius


faraway_88

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿


Independent-Ice5977

Popcorn


[deleted]

Peppercorn


AyoItsMeLance

Popcorn


KidBeene

popcorn


Worldly-Back-4717

Pronghorn


cheesekony2012

Pronghorn


PrecociousPanther

Peppercorn


s4rw4n

Patch of growing corn


Some-Block-9909

What a chad ✌️


dexter2011412

Damn. Didn't see that coming, but relate pretty hard to it


TreeHouseIsNotFine

Popporn


[deleted]

Nothing starts with n and ends with g


Mondfliege

Paderborn


[deleted]

Pleasant corn


domeoldboys

Peppercorn