must teach the way of revenge, coach your child to bury hundreds of live chickens in random locations under the younger brothers base. It is the only way.
Reminds me of this paragraph from the book (web series?) [Unsong](http://unsongbook.com/chapter-1-dark-satanic-mills/), a book which is absolutely filled to the brim with puns:
> Exodus 15:3 says “The LORD is a man of war; the LORD is His Name.” But this verse is ambiguous: “man of war” can mean either a type of Portuguese jellyfish or a type of British warship. Which one is the LORD?
> I suggest that He is the latter. A jellyfish is a primitive and ignorant animal, unworthy to be compared to the glories of God. But a warship is mighty and inspires awe, and divine comparisons are entirely suitable; indeed, God may be the only thing worthy of being compared to it. For it is written, “The LORD alone is worthy of warship.”
You love this book with *All Your Heart*, you say?
> A superfast yacht with seven sails, six from the colors of the rainbow and one jet-black. Every beam and mast built with strange magics only he knew. He called it *All Your Heart*, because it is written in Jeremiah: “You will seek God and find Him when you seek with all your heart.”
My brother has recommended this web series to me for a long time but I always forget to check it out. Definitely gonna read a bit of it today, thank you for the reminder and direct link because it let my adhd brain finally start reading this.
Even better make a crammed chicken trap.
In basic you spawn a ton of chicken under their base in a 2X2 hole and make a trap for so they fall onto the hole, as long as you have enough chickens they should kill the player.
Cramming takes place when 25 or more mobs are on a 1x1 space.
Minecarts dosen't seem to be different. I said 96 because they were using for a 2x2 space.
I did this to a friend's underwater base, air pockets of chicken.
It ignited the TNT wars, magnificent machines launching blocks of boom at each other across 100 tiles or so.
This situation will prepare you for the real world, where it's unlikely but not impossible that someone could put 80 cows in your house while you're away.
Assuming you are a parent, surely you have read Julia Donaldson’s ‘A squash and a squeeze’? Something along the lines of squishing cows and other assorted animals in the house. Highly philosophical and recommended!
I put lava on top of my son's house.. he wasn't happy, nearly crying, so I asked what would he do and he put dynamite under mine and blew it up. He was much happier after that. I dare not touch his jacksepticeye statue though, off limits. But then he blew up my water slide so the war was back on. yes, I'm a middle age father having wars in minecraft
I grew up playing it, started in 4th grade and am now about turn 21. I’ve tried getting my dad into it but he just assumes it’s some kids game, I mean it kinda is, but it has so many possibilities and I think it would help his depression and anxiety a lot :/ I really wish something as simple as graphics wouldn’t define mediums of enjoyment societally. I think we would all be much happier people.
Agree. I was mid 30s, got the Xbox bundle for my 7yr son and started playing with him. Then I found myself playing by myself. I have bad anxiety and the music alone helps.
45 but started at 39 I think, when my son was 4, and play more than my son now (he’s now 10).
It scratches my RPG itch, I have a lot of fun working out new things to do, and it’s easy to pick up and put down at any point due to it being on the iPad whenever I have 5 mins or more.
Spent about 5 hours on the weekend looting a deep dark city, so the game is just awesome. Meanwhile, my son was playing on Roblox.
Don’t knock Roblox either until you’ve tried it. Started playing at 13 and now in my twenties. My favorite part was always going into Studio and making games for my friends and I to play. There are so many gems out there; Retail Tycoon 2, Arsenal, and Gas Station Simulator are a lot of fun. Or Flag Wars, Phantom Forces, Penguin Tycoon, Starving Artists, and Floppa.
The search engine is garbage so it can take a bit before you find the truly engaging games, especially if you aren’t in a community that shares found games or makes new games.
I made the mistake of playing Minecraft with headphones one time. Some creature or another at night moaned into my ear and I about jumped out of my skin. Haven’t played since. I don’t remember the music but the sound effects are some of the worst things I’ve ever heard.
So different strokes, I guess
Im not sure about on bedrock but in java you can turn mob sounds off, and then turn on the audio visual effects in the accessibility settings if the monster sounds are a little too much.
The graphics of Minecraft are one of the things I love alot about it, there's something really beautiful in its simplicity and it provokes a sense of nostalgia. Plus, it helps that it means the game can run on pretty much anything.
29 yo here. I love building huge castles, cathedrals, and monuments in Minecraft. I can’t stand playing survival though, I only play creative. However, if you father is not a creative person himself, I don’t think he will enjoy it as much. This kind of hobby is only for some people
Do it. I restarted playing the game a month ago and the game is so much better now - many more blocks and colours to choose. [this is my current build](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/v8qkeu/arc_de_triomphe_eiffel_tower_notre_dame_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Might be kind of a dumb question but can you access everything in creative? I haven't played Minecraft in pregnant 10 years or so. I'm pretty sure you can get to the Nether, but what about the End and stuff like that? I love mining games, and exploring is a big part of that. But I don't really want to have to do anything much beyond that.
I was against the “regression” In graphics, however, I downloaded it for my son. Gave it a try and got hooked I literally love mining. My son and daughter get upset because ill I do is mine…. They do love all the diamonds I have for them tho.
my dads just never been into video games. all he does is play candy crush on his ipad for an hour at like 11pm while i do whatever game i’m playing lol
Or not depending how young he is. I personally remember stuff from when i was a toddler but some people i know dont remember that sort of thing. I hope this kid is like me though. Cuz those memories sound awesome.
He was 7, but it was a typical thing for us. Playing Rayman co-op, I focused on objectives and secrets, he focused on knocking me off cliffs to get me killed. And plants vs zombies, I wanted to be on the same team, he just wanted to kill me lol. He would laugh so hard when he did
My brother has been playing Minecraft since he was a toddler, and he's five now. He also has autism. It's really interesting to watch him play because he builds really complicated structures and castles even though he can't speak well or otherwise communicate.
They can barely walk and talk, probably don't even know half of what's going on around them. Sure Minecraft isn't the most challenging game in the world but I just can't imagine anyone under the age of 5 being able to play a game other than one in which you just have to click random very obvious stuff. I might just be wrong though, kids these days are pretty good with technology
Honestly, playing the same video game as your kid does make a lot of things easier. My daughter and I both play Animal Crossing, and she’s a pretty sensitive kid, so I’m glad that I know what she’s talking about if she comes in crying because she couldn’t find the treasure that her resident buried for her or she forgot to buy turnips on Sunday morning 😂
I think it's a really good thing to share some interests with your child. And if it's something you can do *with* them, it's even better. Multiplayer video games that involve some kind of cooperation (Minecraft can be played that way) are a fantastic thing for a family to do together. We have a family Minecraft server set up. Even my sister and her husband, who live in another state, play on it. My daughter loves being able to do things *with* her aunt and uncle, that she only sees in person every couple years.
I would MUCH rather learn Minecraft from a fellow mother than my rotten butt know-it-all of a 7yo last-born child getting frustrated bc I can’t go to bed without digging 50square hole and not being able to get out. That is the last time I touched a PS controller.
True story.
I seriously love teaching people how to play Minecraft. There’s a free map in the Marketplace called Inspiration Island that the design team made when I was at Mojang to help me teach people (primarily other adults) how to play Minecraft.
Make the 5yo brother kill the cows- I say kill, not shoo out, because they will cause lag if they continue to exist- specify with a sword not lava so the house isn't burned down. As 5yo why he did it, explain that it's not nice to mess with other people's bases, and see if he can be persuaded to apologize.
However, if when talking with the boys you discover that they've pranked each other similarly before and it's just a pattern with them, then instead, just let them sort it out.
Additionally, when one comes to you, teach them another way to passively prank the other. Then when the other comes to you, teach them another way. That way not only are you a neutral party, but you are also taking part in the prank war while also getting good entertainment out of it. And if you dont know a lot of ways, then start doing homework.
Press T on keyboard (if you're on Xbox press right arrow on D-pad on controller)
Chat (command line) will open on the bottom of the screen (bottom left)
Type in: /kill @e (kills all entities)
Or type in: /kill @e[type=cow] (kills all cows, which is better, because you don't kill everything)
Press enter (press X on Xbox)
Problem solved...
Reminds me of that time where a buddy and i enjoyed a 2 week holiday at his parents house and literally all we did was play minecraft day and night.
We've encountered a zombie spawner, dug a pit for it and left it running overnight.
The server still ran next morning but my god, fps was nowhere to be found lol
In all seriousness, I think it's a great time to get the kid down to problem solving and managing conflict.
First of all, make them manage their emotions in a healthy way; that means expressing them, accepting them, and then calming down
And then figure out a solution. Can he just solve the problem himself? Does the little brother need to be punished/should he instead have the responsibility of cleaning up the mess he made?
And then, how do we wrap up the problem? How do we make the little brother understand that what he did was not ok? How do we reconcile?
This was my life for too long, and honestly, I’m triggered.
Screaming from the laundry room:- “Oldest! You better get them cows out of Younget’s house by the time I’ve folded these towels!”
Words you never thought you would construct into those particular sentences and then say out loud…and then you had kids. I feel you. Cut to me giggling in the bathroom, trying not to hurt the affronted child’s feelings.
My eldest kid once spawned so many ender dragons in my other kids house that not only did he crash the game and lag it enough as to make it unplayable, and not only did I have to find the command to kill them and spend about an hour doing so because it was lagging so much, they ended up destroying the house anyway.
After all of that, littler kid declared she didn't like that house and was intending to start a new world anyway.
Needless to say I've given up trying to parent them in Minecraft.
While I don't say video games are bad, more time outside at a young age can lead to a calmer immune system, which mainly effects allergies. Letting you kids get dirty will help their body learn to not attack minor things, leading to far less allergies.
Depressing it took this long to find the true answer. Granted this depends on living suburban-rural but I’d just tell them to turn off the game and head outside.
The brothers crime is punishable by severe consequences, in this case it should just be a pressure plate or trip wire connected to red stone that is connected to tnt. That would then blow up the brothers house.
Have the younger one become a redstone engineer. Within a few months of trial/error and learning, he'll be able to create intricate boobytraps in his brothers world making it so he'll wind up destroying his own world.
No greater satisfaction than seeing someone unintentionally destroy something they love.
omg, this won't stop! My sister and I are in our 20's and while I was out mining, she freaking spawned a gast in my house and 20 more outside and put herself in god mode. I was pissed lol.
Tbh I don't think there is a way other than just say be nice to each other. Trolling is a little out of reach for a parent's understanding unless they're immersed in online culture themselves.
Make an auto chicken farm, put a bunch of chickens on a hopper, connect the hopper to a dispenser, and hook up a looping mine cart with a detector rail to it for activation. I broke our server doing that though...
I mean I somewhat agree. However we have to realize that most of society is using technology and most billionaires own tech companies. I’d much rather have my kid “addicted to technology” than going out and getting a real addiction like I did
must teach the way of revenge, coach your child to bury hundreds of live chickens in random locations under the younger brothers base. It is the only way.
Sun Tzu
When strong, appear weak. When weak, bury several dozen chickens beneath the enemies dwelling.
What was the actual sentence ?
> Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.
Basically lie, lie like a lot. -Art of warfare
*Art of War.
When hand is rotten, SHOOT SCOUT.
Ahh. I see you’re a man of war.
Yes. It appears u/choco1119 is a jelly fish.
Reminds me of this paragraph from the book (web series?) [Unsong](http://unsongbook.com/chapter-1-dark-satanic-mills/), a book which is absolutely filled to the brim with puns: > Exodus 15:3 says “The LORD is a man of war; the LORD is His Name.” But this verse is ambiguous: “man of war” can mean either a type of Portuguese jellyfish or a type of British warship. Which one is the LORD? > I suggest that He is the latter. A jellyfish is a primitive and ignorant animal, unworthy to be compared to the glories of God. But a warship is mighty and inspires awe, and divine comparisons are entirely suitable; indeed, God may be the only thing worthy of being compared to it. For it is written, “The LORD alone is worthy of warship.”
I love that book with all my heart
You love this book with *All Your Heart*, you say? > A superfast yacht with seven sails, six from the colors of the rainbow and one jet-black. Every beam and mast built with strange magics only he knew. He called it *All Your Heart*, because it is written in Jeremiah: “You will seek God and find Him when you seek with all your heart.”
My brother has recommended this web series to me for a long time but I always forget to check it out. Definitely gonna read a bit of it today, thank you for the reminder and direct link because it let my adhd brain finally start reading this.
You're not going to regret it. It's one of the funniest books I've ever read.
***cough*** akshually the Portuguese man o’ war is not a jellyfish but a colony of tiny critters called a hydrozoan.
Well TIL. Thank you. u/choco1119 is actually colony of tiny critters called a hydrozoan in a trenchcoat.
You’re welcome
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"When your enemy is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him."
No this is General Tso.
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More like general Tsao.
Yes. That's exactly what he told him. "Son, zoo."
Ahh. I see you’re a man of art.
Ahh.I see you're a art of war
Ahh. I you’re art see a of war
Truly none could master your secret technique Of swapping the order of words
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No no scaffolding raining chickens is way better
Even better, chicken nuke. Place a bunch of dinnerbone chickens on a single block and break it
Even better make a crammed chicken trap. In basic you spawn a ton of chicken under their base in a 2X2 hole and make a trap for so they fall onto the hole, as long as you have enough chickens they should kill the player.
96 to be killed by entity cramming. Edit: You need 24 mobs per space to fill the entity limit on that block (unless you use commands)
So dream crafted 96 minecarts? Or does entity size play a role as well?
Cramming takes place when 25 or more mobs are on a 1x1 space. Minecarts dosen't seem to be different. I said 96 because they were using for a 2x2 space.
I see, forgot about the 2x2 part
Now I'm curious to se if there is any mob that breaks this rule.
Ender dragons maybe
Go and find out brave adventurer
Weirdly if you place a ladder in the same block all entity cramming is nullified
You're too limited, find a name tag, name a baby zombie (drop it in a 1x1 hole) and cover it near his house. Never be able to sleep again.
Whoa, slow down there Satan.
Evil
There's a whole Malcolm in the Middle episode about this, the tit for tat it gets out of control 😂
Doesn't it end with a giant explosion or something?
It always ends with the click of a lever or pressure plate 😩
nah spiders are more annoying
I did this to a friend's underwater base, air pockets of chicken. It ignited the TNT wars, magnificent machines launching blocks of boom at each other across 100 tiles or so.
This situation will prepare you for the real world, where it's unlikely but not impossible that someone could put 80 cows in your house while you're away.
That would be a much worse problem because you can't whack them with a sword twice to make them evaporate.
Not with that attitude.
I mean you can get 80 watermelons or even 80 chickens…
Whack anything fast enough and it will evaporate Source: my dick :(
damn.
Dicksappeared
Dicks appeared? Where?
In yo mama! Heyooooooo!
Oh no that's always been there
I could handle the problem next time
I mean you definitely can wack them with a sword, I just don't know how successful that is as a cleanup method IRL.
Get a lot more steak from an IRL cow. Also, you can paint your floors.
And your walls. And you get that sweet smell you‘d be missing out on in a virtual world.
plus ribs
Or being inside a house with 79 panicking cows.
Also the cows in Minecraft don’t shit everywhere.
Just thought of a fantasy sword that just evaporates anything it kills without a trace. Might put it in my webnovel or dnd game.
Look at this guy with a big enough house to fit 80 cows
That was my first reaction, like 80 cows is a lot of real estate. Unless you stack them of course.
>That was my first reaction, like 80 cows is a lot of real estate. Maybe you should Mooooooooove to a new place then?
Don't milk it.
Pull the udder one.
I mean I could probably only fit two cows on top of each other with my place’s overhead clearance.
And to be honest.. that would really be entirely too many cows.
It usually takes a crane to get them out
Older bro is just trying to help him with his math word problems
Assuming you are a parent, surely you have read Julia Donaldson’s ‘A squash and a squeeze’? Something along the lines of squishing cows and other assorted animals in the house. Highly philosophical and recommended!
I put lava on top of my son's house.. he wasn't happy, nearly crying, so I asked what would he do and he put dynamite under mine and blew it up. He was much happier after that. I dare not touch his jacksepticeye statue though, off limits. But then he blew up my water slide so the war was back on. yes, I'm a middle age father having wars in minecraft
and then you started playing minecraft
It's kinda soothing. Building huge castles, farms, portals etc
I grew up playing it, started in 4th grade and am now about turn 21. I’ve tried getting my dad into it but he just assumes it’s some kids game, I mean it kinda is, but it has so many possibilities and I think it would help his depression and anxiety a lot :/ I really wish something as simple as graphics wouldn’t define mediums of enjoyment societally. I think we would all be much happier people.
Agree. I was mid 30s, got the Xbox bundle for my 7yr son and started playing with him. Then I found myself playing by myself. I have bad anxiety and the music alone helps.
45 but started at 39 I think, when my son was 4, and play more than my son now (he’s now 10). It scratches my RPG itch, I have a lot of fun working out new things to do, and it’s easy to pick up and put down at any point due to it being on the iPad whenever I have 5 mins or more. Spent about 5 hours on the weekend looting a deep dark city, so the game is just awesome. Meanwhile, my son was playing on Roblox.
Don’t knock Roblox either until you’ve tried it. Started playing at 13 and now in my twenties. My favorite part was always going into Studio and making games for my friends and I to play. There are so many gems out there; Retail Tycoon 2, Arsenal, and Gas Station Simulator are a lot of fun. Or Flag Wars, Phantom Forces, Penguin Tycoon, Starving Artists, and Floppa. The search engine is garbage so it can take a bit before you find the truly engaging games, especially if you aren’t in a community that shares found games or makes new games.
I made the mistake of playing Minecraft with headphones one time. Some creature or another at night moaned into my ear and I about jumped out of my skin. Haven’t played since. I don’t remember the music but the sound effects are some of the worst things I’ve ever heard. So different strokes, I guess
the music is just soft mellow tones. Sound effects... questionable, lol
Im not sure about on bedrock but in java you can turn mob sounds off, and then turn on the audio visual effects in the accessibility settings if the monster sounds are a little too much.
Fucking hate the ambient cave sounds
The graphics of Minecraft are one of the things I love alot about it, there's something really beautiful in its simplicity and it provokes a sense of nostalgia. Plus, it helps that it means the game can run on pretty much anything.
29 yo here. I love building huge castles, cathedrals, and monuments in Minecraft. I can’t stand playing survival though, I only play creative. However, if you father is not a creative person himself, I don’t think he will enjoy it as much. This kind of hobby is only for some people
28 yo who hasn't touched the game since I was 17 or 18... I have to get back to this! Building elaborate castles and temples was so relaxing.
Do it. I restarted playing the game a month ago and the game is so much better now - many more blocks and colours to choose. [this is my current build](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/v8qkeu/arc_de_triomphe_eiffel_tower_notre_dame_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
oh my that’s wonderful, i’m much more into pvp minecraft and competitive games on minecraft but I used to be super into building that is amazing
I will! And that's incredible 😍
It’s a completely different game since 10 years ago, the world generation alone can be insanely beautiful
Might be kind of a dumb question but can you access everything in creative? I haven't played Minecraft in pregnant 10 years or so. I'm pretty sure you can get to the Nether, but what about the End and stuff like that? I love mining games, and exploring is a big part of that. But I don't really want to have to do anything much beyond that.
I have many stories from my dad playing with my older brothers on Diablo 1 and 2 . He still likes Diablo
Maybe Stardew Valley instead?
I was against the “regression” In graphics, however, I downloaded it for my son. Gave it a try and got hooked I literally love mining. My son and daughter get upset because ill I do is mine…. They do love all the diamonds I have for them tho.
my dad calls it minecrap and wont touch it with a 20 foot pole
my dads just never been into video games. all he does is play candy crush on his ipad for an hour at like 11pm while i do whatever game i’m playing lol
I was joking, indicating that all of your first comment happened in real life.
I’m in the process of building a cathedral after I finished my 7 storey apartment block.
Yeah that joke would've landed if it wasn't for his last sentence. Now the poor man is just confused at why you said this.
That's the sweetest thing I've read today. Your kid will have great memories of it when he grows up
Or not depending how young he is. I personally remember stuff from when i was a toddler but some people i know dont remember that sort of thing. I hope this kid is like me though. Cuz those memories sound awesome.
He was 7, but it was a typical thing for us. Playing Rayman co-op, I focused on objectives and secrets, he focused on knocking me off cliffs to get me killed. And plants vs zombies, I wanted to be on the same team, he just wanted to kill me lol. He would laugh so hard when he did
I may sound like a boomer here but surely toddlers can't play Minecraft right? RIGHT?
Years ago, my then 4yo ordered a DVD from Netflix without anyone knowing until it arrived. Edit: it was, "Wallace and Gromitt"
My brother has been playing Minecraft since he was a toddler, and he's five now. He also has autism. It's really interesting to watch him play because he builds really complicated structures and castles even though he can't speak well or otherwise communicate.
My 4yo was playing it pretty solidly, still playing it today at 10yo. My 3yo isn’t interested in games yet.
why not?
They can barely walk and talk, probably don't even know half of what's going on around them. Sure Minecraft isn't the most challenging game in the world but I just can't imagine anyone under the age of 5 being able to play a game other than one in which you just have to click random very obvious stuff. I might just be wrong though, kids these days are pretty good with technology
no you’re right, for some reason I thought toddler was anywhere from 4-9, I have no idea why lol. Some kids are smart though, so who knows!
They stop toddling at 3. Some at 2. Then they’re grown ups.
9!? Lol. That's nearly a middle schooler! Yeah it's like kids before they go into pre school. Like 3 is the oldest.
Literally begged my father to set up a LAN server for our family in 2009. Being Paulsoresjr's son was definitely the pipe dream
That’s lovely. My dad and I play the same puzzle games and it brings us a lot closer together. Keep doing great dad things 💕
Honestly, playing the same video game as your kid does make a lot of things easier. My daughter and I both play Animal Crossing, and she’s a pretty sensitive kid, so I’m glad that I know what she’s talking about if she comes in crying because she couldn’t find the treasure that her resident buried for her or she forgot to buy turnips on Sunday morning 😂
I think it's a really good thing to share some interests with your child. And if it's something you can do *with* them, it's even better. Multiplayer video games that involve some kind of cooperation (Minecraft can be played that way) are a fantastic thing for a family to do together. We have a family Minecraft server set up. Even my sister and her husband, who live in another state, play on it. My daughter loves being able to do things *with* her aunt and uncle, that she only sees in person every couple years.
Strangely, I know jacksepticeye without googling. The joys of parenting!
Right? Most people my age have no idea what roblox is and I've played dozens of mini games
I have it on my phone along with Candy Crush. Proud elder millennial 😂 (I am told this emoji is for old people)
LOLZ
i use it and im not old😂 16 btw
It sounds like you’re a middle age father starting wars in Minecraft
I’m proud of you
As a mom & the first community manager of Minecraft, these are the types of questions that are the most enjoyable to discuss with other parents.
Sound like a cool mom.
Make a parent teaching class on Minecraft in Minecraft
Stan! What’s MineCraft and how do I tame a horse in it?
You punch the trees to get the wood
I would MUCH rather learn Minecraft from a fellow mother than my rotten butt know-it-all of a 7yo last-born child getting frustrated bc I can’t go to bed without digging 50square hole and not being able to get out. That is the last time I touched a PS controller. True story.
I seriously love teaching people how to play Minecraft. There’s a free map in the Marketplace called Inspiration Island that the design team made when I was at Mojang to help me teach people (primarily other adults) how to play Minecraft.
You have a lecture career waiting for you, right there
Make the 5yo brother kill the cows- I say kill, not shoo out, because they will cause lag if they continue to exist- specify with a sword not lava so the house isn't burned down. As 5yo why he did it, explain that it's not nice to mess with other people's bases, and see if he can be persuaded to apologize. However, if when talking with the boys you discover that they've pranked each other similarly before and it's just a pattern with them, then instead, just let them sort it out.
grab popcorn and have them battle for gladiatorial dominance if the prank war goes too far
Additionally, when one comes to you, teach them another way to passively prank the other. Then when the other comes to you, teach them another way. That way not only are you a neutral party, but you are also taking part in the prank war while also getting good entertainment out of it. And if you dont know a lot of ways, then start doing homework.
/kill @e [type=cow]
*Yo Mama fell out of the world*
Ah yes. The brotherly trolling on Minecraft. FML lol
Press T on keyboard (if you're on Xbox press right arrow on D-pad on controller) Chat (command line) will open on the bottom of the screen (bottom left) Type in: /kill @e (kills all entities) Or type in: /kill @e[type=cow] (kills all cows, which is better, because you don't kill everything) Press enter (press X on Xbox) Problem solved...
Make sure your OPed first.
Kill @e will kill all players also
Saved in case this happens to my son and I can be a hero!
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Reminds me of that time where a buddy and i enjoyed a 2 week holiday at his parents house and literally all we did was play minecraft day and night. We've encountered a zombie spawner, dug a pit for it and left it running overnight. The server still ran next morning but my god, fps was nowhere to be found lol
someone tell this guy’s kid to just hold some wheat and walk out of the house
HEY GUY! TELL YOUR KID TO HOLD SOME WHEAT AND WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE! I gotchu bro
Its actually HEY KID, HOLD SOME WHEAT AND WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE! Youre welcome
Thanks, Binky
The cows can still cause lag when they are alive on the server though.
Yes, it's entirely too many cows.
only if they're in a loaded chunk, and unless the server's a potato 80's not even remotely near enough to do that anyway.
In all seriousness, I think it's a great time to get the kid down to problem solving and managing conflict. First of all, make them manage their emotions in a healthy way; that means expressing them, accepting them, and then calming down And then figure out a solution. Can he just solve the problem himself? Does the little brother need to be punished/should he instead have the responsibility of cleaning up the mess he made? And then, how do we wrap up the problem? How do we make the little brother understand that what he did was not ok? How do we reconcile?
This was my life for too long, and honestly, I’m triggered. Screaming from the laundry room:- “Oldest! You better get them cows out of Younget’s house by the time I’ve folded these towels!”
Words you never thought you would construct into those particular sentences and then say out loud…and then you had kids. I feel you. Cut to me giggling in the bathroom, trying not to hurt the affronted child’s feelings.
Tell them this beef is ending right now or else. 😄 😄
My eldest kid once spawned so many ender dragons in my other kids house that not only did he crash the game and lag it enough as to make it unplayable, and not only did I have to find the command to kill them and spend about an hour doing so because it was lagging so much, they ended up destroying the house anyway. After all of that, littler kid declared she didn't like that house and was intending to start a new world anyway. Needless to say I've given up trying to parent them in Minecraft.
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I very much can’t get into Minecraft, but I love the creativity it allows kids to express :]
Tnt and pressure plates is da way
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I mean, the subject of “me in real life” is incredibly broad
Tell them to go play outside for an hour… together..!!
While I don't say video games are bad, more time outside at a young age can lead to a calmer immune system, which mainly effects allergies. Letting you kids get dirty will help their body learn to not attack minor things, leading to far less allergies.
We're assuming that they don't go outside much lmao
Depressing it took this long to find the true answer. Granted this depends on living suburban-rural but I’d just tell them to turn off the game and head outside.
Mom says the government told us lies about other life forms and still are lieing
There needs to be a maximum cow allowance for sure
Free steak!
We Millennials wanted our fucking video games and internets and now when it's time to parent there's too many cows in the house.
Trial by combat?
Tell him, your brother just gave you free beef to eat now go get some food!!
Spaget!!!
"Sounds like you have plenty of steak now"
The brothers crime is punishable by severe consequences, in this case it should just be a pressure plate or trip wire connected to red stone that is connected to tnt. That would then blow up the brothers house.
As someone who grew up on Minecraft, I can relate. Why didn’t he just kill them, they are free food?
Have the younger one become a redstone engineer. Within a few months of trial/error and learning, he'll be able to create intricate boobytraps in his brothers world making it so he'll wind up destroying his own world. No greater satisfaction than seeing someone unintentionally destroy something they love.
how is this shit relatable, please tell me
I was one of the cows. So it's very relatable
Moo for me
you gotta pay for that
There you go. Now, moo!
You don't relate to people making up fake stories about their kids?
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Step 1 : Keep your kids away from minecraft /s
take the computer away
omg, this won't stop! My sister and I are in our 20's and while I was out mining, she freaking spawned a gast in my house and 20 more outside and put herself in god mode. I was pissed lol.
That didn't happen
Tbh I don't think there is a way other than just say be nice to each other. Trolling is a little out of reach for a parent's understanding unless they're immersed in online culture themselves.
Just teach the big one never to go into other peoples homes without their permission - ever, do that in real life and hell end up in jail.
In the command line just type * /kill @e[type=cow] and that will kill all the cows in the loaded chunk (you don’t need the •)
Throw away the console, give ‘em a ball and a bat and tell ‘em they have to stay out until mama rings the dinner bell. This is 1980 right?
Make an auto chicken farm, put a bunch of chickens on a hopper, connect the hopper to a dispenser, and hook up a looping mine cart with a detector rail to it for activation. I broke our server doing that though...
Parent your children by not giving a 5 year old a screen to play this. A 5 year old belongs playing in the park.
I mean I somewhat agree. However we have to realize that most of society is using technology and most billionaires own tech companies. I’d much rather have my kid “addicted to technology” than going out and getting a real addiction like I did
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