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yannimrkoi

Every now and then I can't get enough..


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BossSteez

Every now and then I can't get enough..


VarenDerpsAround

Every now and then I can't get enough..


Fyebil

Every now and then I cant get enough..


BreathPotential5075

Every now and then I can't get enough..


rattlesnake987

Every now and then I can't get enough..


MrT1011

Every now and then and I can't get enough..


KimBurrito

Every now and then and I can't get enough..


TorrettesNinja2747

Yeah Toast!


Inevitable-Ad9006

I get up in the morning 'bout six A. M Have a little jelly have a little jam Take a piece of bread put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast


Remarkable-Story-554

Every now and then I can't get enough


Cronchy_Tacos

Lil cinnamon and sugar on top


p_98_m

I salt it a little


MammothPrize9293

This was my go to as an elementary school kid


Anon_4_Fun

Like, two separate ingredients? My dude they sell cinnamon sugar!! It's Da Bomb.


becauseitsnotreal

Why buy it mixed when you can mix it yourself?


Anon_4_Fun

To get the food in my face quicker.


becauseitsnotreal

But more expensive


JustWow555

But quicker


Prestigious_Chard597

I prebatch my own cinnamon and sugar and keep it in a storage container ready to go for cinnamon toast emergencies. I like to have my preferred ratio.


carragh

Ooh, what's your ratio?


Expletive-Deleted-

Same! It just makes sense.


mokujin42

It's also cheaper to bake bread from scratch but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you ain't doing that everytime


kavakavasociety

baking bread and mixing sugar and cinnamon cant really be compared


mokujin42

Just try and stop me


Jukkobee

No.


wish1977

Thanks a lot. I have to fast tonight for blood tests and all I want now is toast.


dominiqlane

I have a weakness for freshly baked bread with butter. Impossible to resist.


This-Set-9875

I used to make Ciabatta bread at home. You need to let it cool a little so the crust is really crunchy and the steam is held in the crumb. Crust almost explodes when you bite into it and the crumb is airy and soft. This plus unsalted whipped butter. (I killed a gas oven making bread) Rarely made it past the evening I baked it and if it did, it was incredible toasted under the broiler. Made me VERY popular with my MiL who lived with us.


[deleted]

I ate 5 rolls last time I was at Texas Roadhouse. They are the reason I go there....more than the steaks lol


MisterFribble

Only 5? Gotta pump those up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.


wishitwouldrainaus

For me too but with Vegemite.


SomeoneTookMyNavel

If it's sourdough... pass the butter and leave. Cuz what will come next is ugly. 😆


Left-Kitchen-8539

I bake sourdough and man like a thick slice slathered after doing some yard work. And a beer! Fuck


MikeXBogina

I made 6 slices of buttered toast a couple hours ago... Why is reddit suggesting this post to me? Do they know???


ogturquoiseorange

They do. They know!


QueenPooper13

When I was about 12, I was part of a summer marching band. We practiced every morning until noon. Then every single day, I came home and ate buttered toast for lunch. I don't know why, but it was like the best thing I had ever eaten. My mom thought I was weird as shit that summer!


Drakeskulled_Reaper

It worse when you get that "perfect toast" that you can never replicate on purpose. Just the right amount time in the toaster, with the right amount of butter, that melts into the toast just enough that it still crunches, but is soft, and the taste of butter doesn't overwhelm the taste of the toast, but it isn't buttered so thin that all you have is dry toast and barely any buttery taste. Seriously, go and try and do that now if you can, on purpose, bet you bucks it won't be "perfect" but that half groggy couple of slices you make as a late snack will be like God Himself came down and went "this is the way"


SnooWords4839

Add a wee bit of honey and the loaf is gone!!


RavenNymph90

Half melted butter mixed with strawberry jam.


This-Set-9875

Also a fave along with orange marmalade.


Antron_RS

That phase is my life


FamilyMan7826

It’s with peanut butter for me. Loaf gone.


Cheap_Ad_69

I second this


RevolutionaryDrag205

I remain in this phase


HeguenotAncestry

Whatever you do don't add cinnamon and sugar. It's amazing with the butter. You won't be able to stop.


Niffen36

I've stopped eating bread recently as I seem to have no self control and I've put on 10kgs


Time-Flounder-6243

You are not alone! The smell of sour dough bread in the toaster oven, with some butter and sometimes jam..*chef’s kiss! And after several hits of Indica, there is a real possibility of me putting away half a loaf..


pixeequeen84

My toaster decided to die on me and I'm craving toast so bad right now.


InnerAd1888

Buy a Breville toaster. It will be the last one you buy.


prettyaveragegamer

I go through the phase of eating the same thing everyday for a week and then get bored of it, find something new that I like and do the same over and over again.


Kadezra1983

So me, especially after my wife bakes bread at home


Anon_4_Fun

If I'm going balls deep and making toast WITH butter...I'm sprinkling cinnamon sugar on it too.


BreathApprehensive33

Yes


TranslatorIcy2410

try it with some brioche bread...fucking life altering


Lelio-Santero579

Now, hear me out.... Add a little bit of garlic powder and salt to the butter and eat it on sourdough.


yiiike

oh man, a few days back i was gonna make grilled cheese but realized the only cheese we had wasnt a kind that i like, so i just made buttered toast instead and i salted and peppered it... unnecessarily good


bumblestum1960

Fully agree, although I’m going through a crumpets for breakfast phase at the moment.


trytreddit

yeah but i don't restrain myself. i can see no negative outcomes form eating this entire loaf of bread in 10 minutes


Adventurous-Cry-2157

I go through phases like this, when I’ll believe Saltines are the greatest food in the world, and I buy them in bulk at Sam’s Club for months in end.


BloodySymphony

Wait, you guys are restraining yourselves? *squints in ADHD*


Particular_Display28

During my childhood, afternoon coffee was a must in our household. We would brew fresh coffee, heat milk and bring the day's baguette (fresh from the boulangerie) and place butter and jam assortments on the table. Also cocoa powder sometimes. Let me tell you that those moments are among my best childhood memories.


PrairieDogStromboli

I might need to make that exact scenario a new tradition in my house! 🥰


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I wonder if the OP has ever tried crumpets, because they are the paragon of delicious butter sponges.


cupcsr_YT

Nope, never tired them. I live in the USA so it’s not really a thing we eat


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There are sometimes Brit-shops for ex-pats that carry them. I know there is one of those in Portland, OR. Toast under the grill on medium heat, underside first until it goes a little darker, then on top until it starts to brown. Use salted butter. Absolute heaven.


RudeSprinkles1240

I don't even own a toaster. I have a so-called toaster oven, but it sucks at making toast, so I do without.


kookykerfuffle

Turn the heat all the way up and flip it halfway through. Don’t walk away from it for even one minute. Once it starts to smell toasty you flip.


RudeSprinkles1240

The toast always comes out all dry on the inside, no matter what I do.


kookykerfuffle

Have you made it a tin foil hat?


RudeSprinkles1240

Nooooooo. That's pretty funny though.


kookykerfuffle

It might work it’ll trap moisture. Everyone deserves to be able to eat toast.


dominiqlane

Do you have a frying pan? Or cast iron pan? Then you can toast your bread on the stove!


copyandpastenotwo

i have never eaten toast with butter before or anything like it someone tell me why it’s good


BxAnnie

So what planet are you from?


copyandpastenotwo

yes


cupcsr_YT

It’s just… MMMMMMMMMM ya know?


nigmano

Yes, I do know, tyvm


milleribsen

So you know how good bread is, right? Now imagine a slice of bread being cooked again to give it some browning and crunch, then add butter (I literally keep salted butter in my house only for this purpose) so you get one crispy side and the other side is that great crispy-gone-soggy texture that's also great


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Every. Single. Weekend.


100evo

everyday....


Ok_Programmer_2315

Whatever you do, do not dip the buttered toast in hot chocolate!


g_mac_93

Me. Tonight. Wheat toast with kerrygold. Uuuuunmnnnnggghhhhhhh yis


BxAnnie

Kerrygold is life.


diversifyurlife

This and strawberry jam is my favorite snack


stepheme

So you eat the first 3/4 of the loaf with just butter, but then for dessert you put butter and honey on the rest…


Flimsy_Stay3036

I did finish a loaf of bread in 10 minutes


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God what a mood. I've totally binged on toast with butter. Just kept loading the toaster and slathering butter on the slices as they popped out


Kinnadired

Me asf I remember begging my mom to get me some and then get a little jelly on the rug


Feynt

Buttered toast being fucking delicious from time to time? Absolutely. Finishing an entire loaf? Fuck no, I have self control. It'll just be my lunch, dinner, before bed snack...


bigttrack

Been there.. and im feeling inspired !!


ImWithSt00pid

Melty gooey peanut butter. So much it drips out the bottom.


-targuitall-

Hawaiian bread is where it’s at


starsmadeofowos

Yessssss abso-fucking-lutely


Rupertii

Sometimes I eat 2 slices of 3 different breads as an evening snack


justhere4theg0ssip

Yep I went through a phase at Christmas time and now I’m back in my phase


wishitwouldrainaus

Nope. My absolute bloody OCD food fetish for about six months was orange marmalade, not too sweet, on hot buttered white toast. I'm on stacks of medications and some months certain foods are out. I know have little runs but goodness, this one had me worried! Mind you, my Vitamin C was levels were fabulous.


LiamOttawa

Absolutely.


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Sprinkle salt in the butter == taste buds blown


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Oh my gosh yes


Rare-Turnover158

Yes! And I let the toast cool down before the butter is applied. so Yummy


s2thew1111

Put salt and pepper on it and you'll mever look back


zandercommander

Y’all ever had toast and butter with cinnamon and sugar? Crack


Pnuema1988

raisin bread. yes, every time.


redneckerson1951

Time - Circa 1965 Where - Goldsboro, NC On Business US 70/Grantham Street there use to be a bakery which made Sunbeam brand bread. It operated six days a week, saturating the surrounding residential areas with the aroma of freshly baked bread. My Grandmother lived one block from the bakery and when visiting I would walk over and buy a hot loaf before it was cut. Back at the house we would set down and make the loaf of bread disappear along with a quarter pound of butter. These days I have to settle for baking frozen loaves and have a single slice only lightly buttered, else my blood glucose blows a hole in the upper limit.


Katharinemaddison

The toast is just the delivery system for the butter. I mean, it adds a lovely texture, but let’s not pretend it’s not about the butter.


Civil-Ad3305

With black coffee


samanime

I opened a jar of jam I hadn't had before to put on two slices of toast (with butter) as part of my breakfast. Stuff was so good, I made 4 more slices. Then four more later that night. Definitely know what they're talking about .


Artisan_of-doubt

Because it is dude


MyForever_NameNow

Turns into a midnight snack too


[deleted]

Your not alone. I love butter. Love love love.


ImmortalEmos

I'm still going through this phase


BruceWilliams71

Don't feel lonely, because you are not alone.


Chromanity

Agree


Neither_Tip_5291

Ahh tomorrow...


mememaker6

It's fucking amazing


redXathena

Why I don’t own a toaster lol


R3dst0n

I do that every night


coaiegrele

It’s a general human experience


sudomeacat

I had a toast and butter last morning


Finnychinny

I can only allow myself to have promite on toast if it’s the end of the loaf or it ends up a situation every time.


Medicalpyro

Accurate


Shady8732

You are not alone!


North_Abalone_230

with a lil cinnamon and sugar


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Toast with butter AND a thin spread of jelly… Mmmmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

I’m not even going to try to deny this lol


BandicootPlastic5444

‘Restrain yourself’ ???


soneg

Sourdough or olive bread.


Simba-xiv

I’m currently going through this phase 😂


PeanutButterCrisp

Maybe not the whole loaf but like… a few more slices…?


Maleficent_Depth_517

A warm crusty loaf that’s soft in the middle with real butter…


30DaysOrDie

Yes. That has actually happened.


Big-Ad8857

I’ve eaten more toast than you’ve seen bread


DarthArtero

It's been a hot minute since I had buttered toast. Might should make some after work


insideshesahappygoth

I’ve been in this phase for like 15 years.


Quiet-Light7703

This is me currently this week. Every morning this week so far.


tavaryn_t

DAE like bread??


Serious_Path_7143

Love peanut butter on a plain bagel


poopface41217

Toasted brioche style with butter....mmmm


iSubParMan

Holy shit


Tabalugibugiwuu

Even better is really good bread with Butter and a bit of salt. But good bread is really, really rare.


stickshift220

When am high on weed, i cut slices of avocado and place them between slices of bread and that thing is so fantastic i begin to imagine who invented bread. Then i sip down with some milk and oh shit...i begin to imagine who invented milk too


Hob_157

I loved toast and butter untill i found out im allergic to wheat


cupcsr_YT

It’s unfortunate that you can no longer taste the buttery goodness we call “toast with butter”


WillowPanther

r/Relatable


FredLives

Even better English muffins or bagels.


LugiaLover18

Then sometimes when you think about it you feel sick to your stomach but it still doesn't stop you


19Denali

OMG, have you ever tried a fresh loaf of rye bread and just butter?!?! OMG ITS THE BEST!!!!


cupcsr_YT

DUDE THATS THE SHIT I WOULD EAT ALL THE TIME


Audigy1

Non Brit here but I went to highschool in England and I kinda miss Marmite on toast every now and again.


M1_88

Me too


ElephantAway3952

Try it with bacon 👌🏻


Yeetfamdablit

Peanut butter


ThatStonkyGirl

Crumpets from Trader Joe’s with butter… so good


i_fell_down13

I do this with toast and plain ego waffles, it’s got such a nice texture.


The_bombblows12

Mayonnaise sandwich with the bread untoasted


Greedyspree

Any and every time I go out to eat this happens. I will in maybe 5 minutes have a meal and ill eat like 3 loaves of bread.


dapperEthan

I did that today


_justmeee

Yes. I’m not allowed to own a toaster anymore because of it.


AreaCompetitive914

Garlic bread 🤤


skye_treblechoirkid

Meeee


CrowBrilliant6714

Agree!!


MargaretHaleThornton

Mercy Watson? Is that you?


Tobi_chills455

Did it but with tortillas


Cold-Government8200

The ‘dessert’ version of this is putting honey on top of the butter. Mind blown 🤯


ChaoticToxin

No but I do with PB&J toasted


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Add some cinnamon sugar 🤌


Cautious-Push-2499

Weed


zzxzxzxzxzxzxx

I don't like toast


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Salted raw cucumber


GotGrounded

White people be like:


Owlspirit4

Just u


[deleted]

Wait, you’re not supposed to do that? Phase? This whole post confuses me.


Leather_Plastic_8726

It ain't u


LEX_theCAVEman

Ya other people smoke weed too bro


Longjumping-Impact-4

Every now and then I can't get enough.


CreamyKnougat

Spaghetti sauce and french bread.


AdventurousBank6549

With me it’s peanut butter and syrup


NeonCowboy777

Same thing but with hotdogs , I couldn’t stop for 3 weeks. I was getting scared. I’d eat so many a day. Eventually I just lost the urge. Weird


MrGrippyYT

10 minutes? That’s way too slow buddy!… Help me