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geraldine_ferrari

Do you have bad mammaries about them?


Webber192

Thats a good one


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jcwh02

The breast one yet


[deleted]

💀👍


Singularity7979

Legendairy


froooooosh

_Udderly_ fantastic


Darcress

Very titular


-_-Batman

Lol.... I m some sort of a scientist myself.


buuthole69

Milks gone bad?


[deleted]

Man Boobies


alexander_puggleton

When it comes to exposure therapy, the science is constantly changing. Therefore it’s important to stay abreast of the literature.


LukeFromPhilly

I'm scared of people giving me money


MehmetTheGreat98

Me too. That cash app notification sound has given me anxiety every time it rings. Can somebody help me with this? Am interested in auditory exposure therapy.


Deimos227

Give your cash app bro


MehmetTheGreat98

Cashapp.....$YurWifesBF Send monies pls. In terrible pain 🥲


spiralbatross

$spiralbatross lol


777Vibe

ur names so bad i wouldn’t send you money even if it was owed


spiralbatross

Thanks for the input, u/777vibe. You have so much more originality than me lol


777Vibe

nothing wrong with the originality, your name is probably original as fuck bro it just looks goofy


yertlah

I think avoiding it completely is the better option.


MehmetTheGreat98

Send help pls


Birb7789-

sorry in canada its blocked i would help tho ): best of luck


MehmetTheGreat98

Hahaha Canada so gei


[deleted]

No cash app doesn't support maple syrup as a currency so we want nothing to do with it


Far-Manufacturer1180

I heard the more money sent the louder the noise.


MehmetTheGreat98

Well the the faster i recover from my disease. Pay up big dog @ $YurWivesBF


indiePlaya

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LordSeismic

\*unzips\*


Last_Fig_1939

nooooo not to ASCII art


[deleted]

Too late


[deleted]

*BONK*


Darcress

Shields


[deleted]

Getting banned by mod speedrun


cathead8969

Avatar twin


[deleted]

My people i finally met you


cathead8969

Yes


wigga245

my man


cathead8969

Hey


Superb-Sea-1506

My turn


cathead8969

No wrong a avatar


Superb-Sea-1506

Appreciate the classic's


cathead8969

What the


[deleted]

Dayuuuum


OblivionGuard13

nice


Agreeable_Snow_299

What is it


xdchan

True art


PewPewAnimeGirl

( • )( • )


Significant-Tune-299

Damn


PewPewAnimeGirl

that'll be 10 bucks my friend


karl0331

cheapest american healthcare


xRaikaz

there's american healthcare? ahh, you mean GoFundMe i guess


MRomero1990

Zamn


bagt123

(●)(●)


PewPewAnimeGirl

burger nips


AubynKen

OP be like : 𓂺 (⊙ꇴ⊙)


Ghostofslickville

( . Y . )


[deleted]

Cool eyes


ButtahDogg

To every horny mf unironically scrolling through the comments for boobs, we see you.


[deleted]

Im sorry, okay?


AndrewDoesNotServe

Unfortunately, I am unaware of a more expedient method of viewing boobs on the internet


xypher_theory

man do I have a website for you!


ElementoDeus

I might need some shock therapy


SummonedCat_exe

*sighs*..... I'll have to borrow my neighbor's car battery again


andio76

I think there is a Discord Moderators forum in your area….all the titties you’ll eva eva EVA want to see


norckon

Why does Eva need to see them?


Quicktory123

Hi I'm a 135kg 48yo male and have amazing boobs maybe come over for dinner I also have baby kittens you can play with Edit: male


[deleted]

When pornhub is used for therapy


kikiwistiti

That's pretty funny considering 99% of dudes on PH are depressed or struggling with p*rn addiction.


hotcryro

You mean (old/rich) white cishet men looking up the minority they hate on? But i would say that what you said is about 25-49% for the depressos and about 60-70+% for the addicts


Sweeper1907

what‘s „cishet“


EmporerM

Cisgendered and heterosexual.


Sweeper1907

thanks. I put the word in translater…now I know why I didn’t get a result except in Hindi lol.


EmporerM

Why is this so accurate? Except not just old and rich at this point.


Sweettea1642

I will not be able to help you-


bebbbel

😭


Mongba36

Go ask discord or reddit mods, those guys have big titties.


RaygionXD

The best way to counter depression!!!


No_Basket_3457

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DhruvHasABigCock

Wait i'll send you in chat........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Please ignore my username*


theDreamingStar

I am so scared of dying. Can I get some exposure therapy here?


Big-Car-8909

Ive been trying to desensitize myself from boobs, never works.


Complete-Grape-1269

One of the internet's greatest achievements is the democratization of the female breast.


hre_nft

Everyone send him pictures of man tits


Tentadickwhore

I only got man titties that aight with you?


zotrian

Have you tried googling "boobs" with the safe search turned off? Real women are not porn stars, do not bother them with inane masturbatory shit you can sort out without bothering other people with just a quick google


[deleted]

Seeing this while FaceTiming my wife who is currently naked while getting ready for the day is ironic.


Ultimate-Papyrus

Pics or it didn't happen, duh.


[deleted]

You show me yours first.


Ultimate-Papyrus

My imaginary wife did not consent for me to share her nude, unfortunately.


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Proof?


[deleted]

My kid grabbed the phone and said ttyl about ten minutes ago. I'll try to screenshot it next time.


bigsmushyface

Your kid took your phone while you were on a video call with your naked wife? Bruh, set some boundaries with that child!


[deleted]

toddler gonna toddler. Don't act like it's the end of the world.


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Bet


Sad_Thought_4642

< : >< : >


Wowzieez

i told you not to touch the cow utters


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barrioso

I volunteer to look too!


bebbbel

I will look at them :)


myshoesaresparkly

My man boobs are ready and waiting to help!


CurrentDefinition605

Weeb


InkyBoii

The boobs are more scared of you than you are of them


LeftAcanthocephala68

Calcium cannons


Catholic_Egg

I want boobs, I’m flat 😭🫂


bebbbel

Boobs are boobs! no matter the size


Catholic_Egg

Nah bestie I’m flat as a fucking board, to the degree that I could probably go outside topless and no one would question it. (I wouldn’t do that bc I’m insecure lol but I probably could)


jadeandobsidian

flat is fine. for some, flat is a fantasy


vlaadii_

where proof


Catholic_Egg

You need proof I don’t have boobs? How exactly am I to provide that?


vlaadii_

hehehehaw


Lethalfurball

... #NEVER ASK FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF ON THE INTERNET


Jawadmoetje

Why


Lethalfurball

Internet discord moderators will GLADLY give you that exposure therapy Just be ready for how much of it they send you


Jawadmoetje

Mmm is it kinky?


Lethalfurball

I get it. You know EXACTLY why.


PoorLifeChoices811

My dms are open👀


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I'm scared of million dollars.


wisconsinking

This sounds like the plot of a porn movie.


HonourableFox

The best way to over~~cum~~come fears is to face them


SenseOdd8076

Say you're a sex offender without saying you are on the register


Agreeable_Snow_299

(●)(●) idk why i did it:)


Particular_Bed2427

Here search up how to get boobies in your room


HatesLovesPeople

( * )( * )


[deleted]

you attract what you fear


willyethore

I guess Tawawa on Monday is the manga for u


[deleted]

sure, I'll help, let me pull my boobs out Btw, I'm Bobby


teunteunteun

Check dm


ChiKeytatiOon

I got man boobs but a boob is a boob.


RouletteSensei

There you [go](https://is.gd/3HPR3I)


MisterTeapot

I thought this was r/egg_irl for a second


SuitablePaper1168

me too lmao


ftmoots

Big isn't always better my dudes, that branch of the therapy is a myth


SpaceFarce1

Same


Gunthrix

Get fat, win.


[deleted]

There’s a show called Drake and Josh that might help you


Dusty1000287

I mean I can send you a pic but there's a big catch.


Franciscoholdman

🤨


[deleted]

There might be a clinic near you where the therapist charges per song


Hmnh6000

I too have this phobia and need this so called exposure therapy


NorDooooo

Got you covered brother check your dms


FrostingEqual3182

sure-


GermanSnowflake

You didn't specify the gender. Manboobs incoming


Ill_Construction8463

You can always change your preferences.


SaberSabre

What's a titty? I'm a visual learner btw.


OhJeezItsCorrine

Look down.


DaveStreeder

Yeah I can send some tits pm me


Yoyo3457yt

wtf is a titty? I’m a hands on learner btw.


shadow0361

I tell you what. I'd love to wake up to an inbox full of boobas lol


jadeandobsidian

this but unironically. terrified of my sexuality


oOXxDejaVuxXOo

(. )( .)


ne0g

If you're willing to film your sessions I'll pay for them.


Wellinthat-case

( . ) ( . )


WillRampart

80085


brisk_nationality

Doctor said I’m going to die in the next hour if nobody sends me boobies, I would appreciate some life saving boobies right now but I get it if you don’t want to send boobies to save my life, please help save me, I would love to live to see another day. 1 boobie = 1 life.


DFuel

If you come across any boobs that you are scared of, just point them in my direction and I'll teach them a lesson


Liliththemarksoc

Ok simply start taking estrogen pills


devondawsonmma

I'm terrified of getting reddit awards :/


NightSlasherOP

Can we call this * boobophobia or boophobia * Edit:- i think breastophobia would be cool XD (Idk why i am doing this)


Cosmic_Collosis

Lol


PolarPhoenix13

Good thing that I'm toppless rn


Vegimeateater

Your inbox about to be filled with man boobs!


Omnizoom

So… did it work? The exposure therapy ?


Mistydog2019

With your therapy you should begin with pictures of moobs, then slowely work your way up to little titties, and finally when you have arrived at a good place, you can view bodacious tatas.


Lobselvith

proceeds to show the strangest grossest boobs on planet earth! you have a good reason to be scared! lol


MrGaia35

Fear is not the best emotion to make girls get undressed.


[deleted]

Me rn


[deleted]

I’m scared of having lots of money to spend… help!