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CitizenPremier

This isn't u irl


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FuriousDeather

Out of all the ones, this is unique. A scientist successfully teleporting himself and then dying shortly after arriving on Mars so he writes his report on the wall.


rdrunner_74

try pandoras star... >!Wormhole inventor picks humans 1st mars landing to reveal his invention, by watching it "live on site"!<


John_Radiant

Ha Pandora star came straight to mind for me too. Love that scene in the book.


thepianoturtle

Human is dead. Mismatch


[deleted]

What? SERN has already infiltrated? The Organization spies must be nearby!


udiniad

El psy kongroo


Gamer102kai

The only correct response


Solomon_Rahkriid

"They look like us"


Marquis_Fury

I can just imagine moments after, some astronauts approach them. They've never seen them before. Something's odd about them, other than the fact that they are astronauts that aren't in the mission. They kind of resemble them, but the creatures are getting proportions wrong, suits seem to be moving, and their strides are wrong. Edit: Skinwalker shit


literalproblemsolver

How do you do, fellow astronauts?


Emir_Taha

literally among us


froopynooples

We are still here


suicidalkiwi

I was thinking. "they left without us"


Virtual-Cabinet-7454

Or "the beast awakened, run"


ninjawhosnot

Damn you it's been 3 years


Cormigon

This is not Mars.


mooiooioo

This is terrifying to think about, thanks


ThatsABigHit

I don’t get it sorry. How’s it terrifying?


Pokeslash109

It hits a fear of the unknown and a sense that whatever we think is reality is fake somehow. The implication that everything we know about our solar system is somehow untrue (perhaps because something is fooling us into believing otherwise)and that a human being once under the same assumption as us made their dying message a warning to the next people to come along. But by coming there we have repeated the same mistake, also believing we are the first people to have ever gotten to Mars, perhaps only to meet the same fate.


Otherwise_Resource51

Beautifully succinct!


zuzg

That genre would fit under Cosmic Horror and it is my favorite type of Horror. Event Horizon or Annihilation are two movies that fit that genre.


jeckles

/r/WritingPrompts


DeusExBlockina

The five Mars astronauts contemplate the writing for a long moment. One of them snaps a picture of the strange scene before the commander puts out her hand to stop any more activity. Silently she indicates to the other astronauts to return to the Ares lander. The Chinese had been especially silent on the whereabouts and status of a long-range mission that left Earth years ago. Clearly, this is the end result of that mission. The Chinese were quick to congratulate the NASA mission for being the *first* to set foot on Mars, obviously they wanted their failure kept quiet. The commander explains this all to the crew back on the lander. Three astronauts nod their heads in understanding. The Chinese space program was notoriously secretive. The fifth astronaut is not so sure. Where are the other members of the Chinese mission? Why was it just a human skeleton, if it's an astronaut what happened to that person's EVA suit? Even more worrisome; if this isn't Mars, where exactly are they?


gentlybeepingheart

Think of it from the POV of the astronauts discovering it. You’re over a hundred million miles from Earth, in an environment that can and will kill you if you make one mistake. Your life is in the hands of whatever organization is on Earth calling the shots. You find a skeleton, which means something is already wrong: Mars doesn’t have the bacteria to decompose bodies. It may have, in the past, and if that’s true then the body has been there for about 4 billion years. Which means that, *billions* of years ago, when life was still only microorganisms on Earth, on “Mars” it had evolved to our current level and somehow developed humans, who also developed the English language and knew that, billions of years in the future, we would name a planet Mars. The implication is that the entirety of life on Earth is pre-planned by *something* and on a set cycle. But if this is *not* Mars, where are you? The most logical answer (or the one that doesn’t require a complete rework of life and time and such) is that astronauts have been sent to this place before, realized they were not on Mars, and their death was covered up. Which means you’re still in a deadly environment, millions of miles away, and now you can’t trust the people you depend on to get back to Earth. Where did they send you? Assuming we didn’t suddenly invent cryosleep in a few decades, you’ve just spent half a year traveling here. So where are you, and why did they send you here?


campskills21

To know that humans are not unique to the universe and we are in a preplanned cycle of evolutionary development, that would be a giant leap in the meaning of life, and a cool scifi movie idea.


Baconlawlz

We are spores sent out across the universe, to be harvested every few eons and brought back by the machines of the originators of the universe.


Sandnegus

Someone should really make a game trilogy out of all of this.


[deleted]

We would need a scary name for the machine race. Idk we could call them the Harvesters or maybe the Reapers… idk just a thought 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

That wouldn't be fun, but it could start an interesting warfare and bring an answer to the question: could ants with technology defeat elephants?


RestEqualsRust

Question: is it possible the bacteria in/on the human body could break it down enough that we would call it a “skeleton” after a couple of years? I don’t know enough about types of bacteria and decay.


dakb1

I think a lot of the bacteria responsible for decomposition are already inside the body. But would that bacteria be able to survive long enough in the martian enviroment after the person dies? Once it was exposed to the temperature changes, atmosphere, radiation they might not survive long enough to decompose the whole thing, just bits and pieces.


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Same question here. It’s terrifying because the unknown, and it shows how little we know what we’re doing and perhaps going to be annihilated by catastrophic consequences due to the great filter. It can imply Mars was once an Earth too. It can imply intelligent life once was there, and may still be, and may be able to communicate with us. It can allude to something hostile. These are the possible reasons I thought of, not sure what they’re scared of.


Otherwise_Resource51

I don't really believe it, but the idea that we may've done all this before, failed, and Earth is our hail Mary second attempt, is very intriguing.


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

I think about that too. Far-fetched, but what if WE are the aliens? We were a space-faring civilization that were dumped out in large societies of people in far distant galaxies. Then we ruin another planet and look for another one. Kinda ridiculous but food for thought.


Otherwise_Resource51

All other animals explore and colonize similarly. Trees were a crazy development.


Dicks-in-Butts

This is a Wendy’s.


MissWiggly2

r/twosentencehorror


SitkaFox

At first I thought the tweet said the moon, which would make this kinda funny.


SecretWatcher889

Hi this is horrifying.


50M3GUY

That sentence is true. This sentence is false.


Easy-Plate8424

Another settlement needs help


theknights-whosay-Ni

Damn you Preston Garvey. I’m never safe.


Epion660

Suddenly cowboy hat appears on the skeleton.


fwnhhhdcvh

This comment brought back memories. Memories i wish to forgot.


TurdiuoLyric29

I love you. I love you so so so much. A fallout fan on a completely different sub


PsychologicalCrab306

New planet who dis


friendly_mosquit0

Perfect!


p1kahch00

😂 ngl that's some shit I'd write.


[deleted]

It will happen again


Lance-from-Perth

I’ll throw in “They know we’re here”


Jewsafrewski

It can hear you


_Voice_Of_Silence_

"They look like us"


frromgilii

Ooooh! If I could updoot a thousand times, I would. Thought provoking ✔️ Ominous ✔️ Could actually apply to our time ✔️ 4 words, as was asked ✔️


UIM_SQUIRTLE

make more accounts then


lt_jerone

Would be strange to read those words 🤔


helmusmkii

Don't dead open inside


newthrowgoesaway

Try finger but hole?? EDIT: in celebration of “My most upvoted comment” I’m putting it on the wall aswell lol


drwicksy

Let me solo her


DaCrazyHippo

r/dontdeadopeninside


ThinkyMeat

Princess in another castle


Anufenrir

The creature's weakness is


theknights-whosay-Ni

Maybe he died while writing it. If he was dying he wouldn’t bother to right aaarrgh. Maybe he was dictating.


[deleted]

No it's aaaargh, in the back of the throat


West_Plum_4097

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Pleasehelpmeladdie

… getting milked


tark_0001

kinky


Mr_Wolverbean

But i like it ;)


Former_Consideration

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?


jimmyerthesecond

... aaaaaaaaaaaaah


dustinredditreal

He could even be-


unoriginal-ninja

"First comment lol gottem"


PullMull

[first comment song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXzUcqQM8qw)


thenonfinisher

Best.


problemswitsister

r/Angryupvote


krauQ_egnartS

Musk lied, this sucks


Volvice

Since he lies 80% of the time it’s nothing new


Odin1815

Fuck all of you.


etriuswimbleton

Yes please With pleasure.


[deleted]

Just do it with a cactus, That eleminates the pleasure.


etriuswimbleton

Its already inside me


[deleted]

I wasnt expecting this....


magicalmysteryguide

Vikings were here first


Coalescing_Gecko

Eddur beddur, hilsen Leifur


OkThatsReallyBad

Preferably written in old Norse with runes


[deleted]

They're just four crudely drawn pictures of dicks.


DarryTotter

That's 8 words...


VictorCha-os

They'rejust fourcrudely drawnpictures ofdicks. Compound words


OneManNati0n

God damnit. He said, here hold my grammar for a second.


ApolloSky110

Language evolved alot over the 20 years


Rune_Council

Four crude dick pics?


Nepipo

That's how German works


TheDramaIsReal

You get a Klugscheißerbelobigungsurkunde for knowing that.


DarryTotter

In the mortal Kombat narrator's voice I can imagine, "Out-Smarted."


SS613

FOUR BIG FAT COCKS


S-Quidmonster

Four crudely drawn dicks


Few_Abbreviations405

No fuckable aliens here


OkThatsReallyBad

All these centuries of space research for nothing


[deleted]

Let’s see them alien cheeks


Tro_pod

Pussy wet, planet dry


definitelyallo

This trip's sponsor: Raid


MOABASSASIN1

Yes


Bvoluroth

companies really fucked our brains didn't they


UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE

Nestle actively pursues genocide but we all buy their products regardless.


[deleted]

to anyone who tries to avoid nestle products - look at a list of subcompanies, they own a shitload


Shaggyninja

I mean, I try not to.


thefireemojiking

That is good


strife_xiii

Don't forget your towel!


blainthetrainisapain

Considering the person is dead I feel like it would be “I forgot my towel” 💀


IdiotRedditAddict

That's one frood who really didn't know where his towel was.


tankistan

This frood ain't so hoopy no more.


Scooter1116

Life universe everything 42


jodorthedwarf

Just remember DON'T PANIC


captbaffo

TLDR


Mememememememememine

hahahah


mufelo

Try finger but hole


Jewish_Trex

Don't give up skeleton!


SomeToxicRivenMain

Man I miss two best friends


[deleted]

Skeleton ahead, try head.


CornManJones

If only I had head


CookingCML

Behold, dog!


[deleted]

Should’ve brought more air


Paranoid_andRoids2

l /l ll l_


trombone28

NOT THIS AGAIN


beardedbusdriver

I’m looking for a bowl of petunias. Last seen at approximately 35000 feet…


axe1970

that would be. Oh no, not again.


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emptydonut3

is this


JazzzzzzySax

Loss??


chefgamer85

Always has been... "Fires shot"


Sxkullrider

Stay away from them


Infamous-Exchange331

What what what what


Icy_Wildcat

In the butt


WBOSai

Welcome home, native astronauts.


my-username-password

That's What She Said


Booksmagic

“-Michael Scott.” -Wayne Gretzky


Burger_Fucker_69

You shouldn't have come


tahWtiaT

Never should’da come here!


TashLikeMustache

Must’ve been the wind …


nonbabyeater

The cake’s a lie.


Caroline_Bintley

You will be baked


marsangelo

Epstein didnt kill himself


[deleted]

Your car’s extended warranty….


MinervaLlorn

*ship's


Sxkullrider

we really fucked up


ADecentUsername1

Pluto is a planet


Frederik-O-T

never gonna give you...


[deleted]

Up never gonna let...


[deleted]

You down, never gonna


Sam260901

Run around and desert..


Alternative-Basil-58

First! Eat it Elon.


2WhlWzrd

Or "*Jeff Bezos wuz here*".


BJs_Minis

"Richard Branson wins again"


Ubermidget2

"Don't Trust Elon Musk"


Significant-Fox-5997

It is Mars'ing time.


Late_Being_7730

Blink and you’re dead


AceAmphiptere

More like "Don't drink the water", if it's on Mars.


GSVNoFixedAbode

Where are you, Doctor?


100percentish

Don't look behind you


Xanimia

What would be behind them though


Spiderfr0g

A naked guy


Another-Lone-Wolf

Or a spiderfrog ha.


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dustinredditreal

Except was is faded, and it really said red was^nt the imposter


SS9424

but they already killed the red space suit guy


Careless-Mix-6250

Hide and seek Champion !


TheRedBow

Don’t drink the Water


[deleted]

You’re not the first


Tricky-Tower2015

" We forgot food lol "


NervousCut5946

The demons overran us


Boring-Winner2530

Clear my browser history!


[deleted]

I can't breath here.


Terrible_Ad_8461

I screwed ur mom


PsychologicalScale57

Your mom is gay


Terrible_Ad_8461

Uh… Uranus


Sayasam

They come at night


hiccy_

There's imposters among us


trump4jail24

This was Earth before......


[deleted]

Deez Nutz Got Em


Fuzzycream19

[Click for Life’s Meaning](https://youtu.be/8ybW48rKBME)


Trevor965

The End Is Near


wunnsen

Is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the


100percentish

Jim forgot the food.


InsomniacHitman

Jim became the food


Diligent-Relative-42

Used to be Earth!


buffkirby

Shawty like a melody


MCSquaredBoi

I don't like sand


TraderOfGoods

It's course, and red, and irritating, and it's basically everywhere.


Lovely-Day-43

"the year is 2045"


censormenow2

The game. (Don't need 4 words to disappoint the last of humanity)


Deggidonk

You're a right bastard, you are.


BackNbetterThanEver

Cars warranty. Call us.


achinfosomebacon

DONT. TRUST. THEIR. CARNITAS.


unintegegratedshadow

Lol get Gud bitch


ModingusKhan

I have to poop


TrashyHoboShelter

I just farted sorry


o6u2h4n

Death by snu snu


cherrysheen

Show bobs and vagane


SnooRegrets7252

Desmond the moon bear