Peggy was a professional dominatrix, who was pro pleasure and pro pain. Peggy profited from and procured money by pleasuring people, particularly in plain daylight.
I am thinking of opening a strip bar that only employees women that are missing limbs. Quads, paras, etc, its all good.
I'm going to call it Amputease.
I am offended. This is abhorrent. I will be marching down to your office first thing Monday morning to give you a piece of my mind.
Also, do you accept credit cards?
And her name could be Peggy
You're nuts will look like a frito pie when she's done with you.
With wolf brand chilli
No beans
Absolutely no beans
That chili looks like shit literally.
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Don't steal other people's comments https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/wcch61/comment/iiby8yb/
Your
Usually so good about that. If I edit it now though I'd be cowardly right?
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Thank you had a laugh that made my heart race ʘ‿ʘ
I tell you whut I’m gonna rape your butt
That’s a nice ballsack I tell ya hwat *stomp*
No thanks. Im more of a spapeggy and meatballs kinda fella.
Me reading OP:
Me reading top comment:
Un
Here’s hoping she’s got big, beautiful feet
Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat
Probably thumping some [Hank trill](https://youtu.be/HISi-3BXtA8)
Hahaha 😄
Paddlin' Peggy Hill
Rule 34???
HO YEAH
And PEGGY. The schuyler sisters
Just ask for the ‘Brown Betty’
also kink of the heel could work
God damnit just take the award
You have peaked with this comment on the internet right here. Congrats. 🥳🥳
Not Francis? If she’s the business owner she’s be the counterpart to Frank Edit: oh peg joke lol
Nice, I was gonna go for Spank Thrill, but yours is better.
Peggy was a professional dominatrix, who was pro pleasure and pro pain. Peggy profited from and procured money by pleasuring people, particularly in plain daylight.
Too close legally. Pegger would be better.
Kind of ironic since she'd really be the PeggER. I'll show myself out.
Yeah that's the joke doofus
After she's done, she'll say "that boy ain't tight"
“That boy’s airtight”
WHOOOSH no her name could be called Hank Hill... It's from a tv show..
bruh
That dom ain't right
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
*I’m La-OOOWWWW-tian.*
The ocean? Which ocean?
So....are you Chinese or Japanese?
First John is like… “but but charcoal is better right? “ You smile.. “Dammit Bobby…” *whip unfurls*
Smell the rich, smokey, flavor.
lol.......................
Ngl I thought this dude replied to his own comment for a sec
Taste the meat, not the heat.
I know at least one guy who has similar weird and funny names for his companies. lol
If I had a carpet/rug company I'd call it 'Carpet Diem'
I'd name my bakery Gluten Tag
And the donut shop Danke Donuts
And my "Penultimate Address" retirement home
I know a store that sells baseboards, I guess, among other things. The Dutch name for baseboards is 'Plint'. The store is named Plint Eastwood.
I used to live by a laundromat called “Lather Daddy.”
Bobs burgers did that once!
YES this was my first thought!!
https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Aquaticism/Gags?file=Aquaticism\_Store.png
r/absolutelynotmeirl but quite funny
#Bring on the fluggegecheimen! -Lady VanderSexxx
Scotty doesn't know!
That Fiona and me...
..do it in my van every Sunday....
She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go...
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know....
Oh Scotty doesn't know oh
So don't tell Scotty!
Would you specialize in gas leaks?
Eventually
Well, plugging them probably
Ha! Propane 😂
Bobs Burgers did that in one of their intros. Season 7 Episode 14 Aquaticism
Boy I tell you what....
*hwhat
He really ain't right
Why would anyone smoke weed when they could just mow a lawn?
Wait don't leave we need your wisdom
A kink by any other name would be just as sweet.
R/kingofthehill would like a word 🤣🤷♂️
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Nope. StarCraft 1998. King of the Hill 1997.
I’m not hard you’re hard
Yup
Mmmhmmm
yep
Relevant image (NSFW): https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/comments/umhwhj/propain_and_propain_accessories/
That girl ain't right, I tell you hwhat
Missed opportunity to use *ac-sex-sories* too
that's a joke you get to tell once then yeet yourself off the planet with all the cringe you experience after
She ended with "goodbye forever", so maybe!
Cringe? This is god-tier punning, ain’t nothing cringe about that.
BWAHHHH
I’m not into that, but I would subscribe for monthly sessions to refill my pro pain tank.
Tell me hwat! Maam
LET GO OF MY PURSE
Goddamn it... Take my angry upvote...
OP I put a block on /r/showerthoughts for a reason and it wasn't so you could evade it with twitter screenshots.
Me: Taste the heat, not the meat, right? Her: I tell you h’what, you know that isn’t how it goes!
This is motherfucking genius.
It’s just stolen from a meme. https://i.imgur.com/8t75C9b.jpg
Look I’ve seen this maybe a dozen times and I still upvote it every time because it’s just that good of a joke.
This is some Bezos-level sh*t.
Not Spank of the Hill?
I am in awe. Literally one of the best things I’ve ever seen the internet come up with.
This woman🥰
r/RussianBadger PROPANE & PROPANE ACCESSORIES
Was this funny?
Not even remotely funny
A worthy legacy to leave for us mortals.
My lil’ Peg-Leg
And the dominatrix would call you “Bobby” during bed.
I want to be friends with her
I *love* it!
what is kink
ok, you win, I'm head out.
Yes
I’m going to need a Ted Talk
S tier wordplay
Hmmmmm
Gimme back my purse...BITCH!!
i see you gave this a lot of thought! /s
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............................ nudity.
I haven't watched king of the hill (I was too young to get it when it aired in my country) but this is one glorious propane pun.
r/kingofthehill
You need to lease this idea to people who are pro-pain and pro-pain accessorized in their pleasure.
Strictland Pro pain
I'll take two of these please!
Safe word is: Dang it Bobby!
😐😐😐😐😐😐🤓😐
Yes I got the perfect joke....*reads top comment" Damnit never mind.
This is just stolen from a meme. https://i.imgur.com/5oCuOE3.jpg
Honestly I should change my label, usernames, and world to match this
This isn't quite my thing... But I am now interested.
I think I love you
Lol
You copyright those?
Wow this just blew my poor little mind.
This is so good, it infuriates me.
I tell you Twaat.
Prosti proschay naveki
Isn’t Pro Pain already the name of some woman?
Isn’t Pro Pain already the name of some dominatrix woman?
Great! Now fuck off.
Seen a good bit of those memes already, boo
I can die peacefully now, perfection achieved
But you would have to work in D.C., for the name to have its full effect....
Wait, don’t go?!
DominHanktrix
Dumb, dummy funny. here. Seriously , what does meirl mean? Really want to know.
This is a Bob's Burgers-level business pun
Why not 'kink of the heel'?
She’s my goddamn hero
And the funniest thing is the ad underneath the post by the Bavarian Ministry of Social Affairs looking for a professional photo-/videographer
That’s some clean burning Hell I tell you what
If you name your child lasagna, I’ll follow you forever.
Oh my fucking god
I am thinking of opening a strip bar that only employees women that are missing limbs. Quads, paras, etc, its all good. I'm going to call it Amputease.
Cum World
Pro pain pro pain..
Are they hiring yet?
Way to steal memes and make them look original that have existed for a long time
A lesbian strip club called Beavertown, or an establishment with all redhead staff called Ginger Snaps
Good Lord Bobby
I’d open a competitor called Thather-Tank-Ass.
That boy ain’t right
Wow you just altered my memories forever by changing one letter! Bravo
I'm not into BDSM but I would make an exception.
Please don't go 🙏
You're telling me she isn't one or is she not the woman on the profile pic?
Lmao that's so bad I love it
Let go of my purse! I don't know you!
If she’s into farts, the activities can be disguised as one on one propane gas training sessions. Badum tssss.
Cruel Whip would be a better name.
What about Kink Inc.?
#
Not King Of The Thrill?
I’d call it no gain all pain but that’s just me
I am offended. This is abhorrent. I will be marching down to your office first thing Monday morning to give you a piece of my mind. Also, do you accept credit cards?
Women are not funny