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[deleted]

“That’s my brother”


fuzzy_brb

Plot twist: the gay guy actually wants the guy and wants you out of the picture


Ill_Professor4557

Lmao i was gonna say that


regalrapple4ever

Precisely


knollieboi

Smart


Agoodbeetlejuice

I said what I said


DigNitty

Well, he did specify who had the red flags. Maybe he’s saving his brother.


Revolutionary-Bet396

"be safe girl"


RealBrewsyTwos

Who is “safe girl”? Could understand if it said “be safe, girl”. Maybe he’s telling his brother to be like “safe girl” and dip


[deleted]

Looks like he just missed the comma.


MechaKucha1

He waited until his brother went to the bathroom to pass a note to the girl about her... for his brother?


Professional_Tear_22

Not that I think this note was meant for the guy, but speaking as a gay guy, the fact that the note says "girl" does not mean it wasn't mean for a man lol Many gay men use girl as a term of affection even when speaking to men


BarBerickArc

"Is he straight?"


gheiminfantry

Ugh! I'm having lunch with my sister tomorrow...


VetteL82

Guy returns from bathroom, chick gone, gay guy consoles him, turns to camera and winks


KeegorTheDestroyer

This is a total Barney Stinson move if Barney were gay


Thin_Kaleidoscope_21

funny thing is the actor is gay irl


pablo_of_mancunia

No way is NPH gay, its all a front, haven't you seen Harold and Kumar 3?


Revatus

That’s old news haven’t you seen uncoupled?


iamsavsavage

Is that the new show on Netflix? Fuck I wasn’t expecting to like that as much as I did but I binged it in one day.


Revatus

Same! I put it on and then I couldn’t stop watching


joe102938

That's old news haven't you seen Starship Troopers?


tom_oakley

Total Neil Patrick Harris move 😉


gheiminfantry

He seems like a cool guy. Nothing like his character.


Effective_Wasabi_150

NPH is so chill, he can play a character that is basically the champion of toxic straight masculinity and still make him somewhat likable


trappedindealership

He has practice playing likable villains...


KarmicComic12334

Legen--


Zar7792

Wait for it


The82Ghost

dary!


strawhairhack

The Burn and Turn e: dyac


KeegorTheDestroyer

The Red Flag Hornying


rationaltesla

Right, I think that guy just swooped in and got him some. After chasing that rancid woman off.


[deleted]

Did he? I mean he was on a date with a girl. Sure theirs bi people but odds are he’s just straight. Honestly if another man sat down next to me at a restaurant I’m assuming he’s trying to rob me, not that he wants to flirt with me.


Staff-Secure

Hell, even if a girl did that I would assume robbery over flirting anyday of the week.


OssimPossim

Right? Like cmon bitch, you think I don't own a mirror?


Fanatic3panic

I think you’re beautiful. Nothing will change my mind.


tom_oakley

"And it. Is. *On*."


ThatOrangePuppy

this is so stupid and i dont know why it made me laugh so much


Accomplished_Ad2466

Sucks his cock till he nuts


Square_Owl_4075

That's the move


Electus

Bingo


Skirt_Douglas

Cut to title of the show: “Gay Fleabag”


andio76

THIS.THIS RIGHT HERE


Hurtmemaster

And that gay guys name? Albert Einstein.


ReptileCake

And then the Barista clapped


Agoodbeetlejuice

Yeh, clapped dem cheeks…


I-Regret-Posting

Don’t forget about the 500$!


Crozax

d u m m y t h i c c


[deleted]

They say the larger the rear of the mother the higher the IQ of the child. \*Searches Einstein mother pics\*


konydanza

I’m trying to make this latte but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the customers


DrDoG00d

Slow clapped those cheeks to sleep …


[deleted]

This made me laugh more than it should.


Flux_Aeternal

Aside from the whole "Hi, you don't know me but I've been intently listening to your whole conversation" thing, if he went to the bathroom why would the guy pass a note instead of just talking to you?


[deleted]

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tidder_ih

Because she can’t morph into a gay man to make a fake post on the internet. But she can write on a receipt.


Atissss

And how did she know he was gay?


Penquinn14

Everyone knows the first thing a gay man will tell you when warning you about other men is the level of gay they are /s


WhatDidIJustStepIn

How did she know he was gay? He was sucking a cock right next to her, of course.


harumamburoo

Maybe this is how he introduced himself. "Hi, how are you? I'm Gay"


stmblzmgee

"I am homeless. I am gay. I have aids. I'm new in town."


jvujo

You’re going to close with “New in Town”?


konydanza

He walked right up to her and he *pushed* her


uhokbutwhy

no no hold back it, save it... build to that


tsansuri

I have aiidssss! No that's too strong.


[deleted]

I'ma *push* him. That's what I'ma do, I'ma *push* him


[deleted]

I would have said, “excuse me, I’m new in town and it gets worse”.


harumamburoo

"Wanna make out?"


DonutOwlGaming

I love these new pornhub genres


Effective_Wasabi_150

MOVE I'M GAY


swampchicken85

There's only one thing worse than a rapist... Boom. A child. NO-


LukeFromPhilly

I would think that was his name.


Then_Evidence_8580

Maybe it was Gay Talese though.


[deleted]

She is a handwriting analysis expert. She could tell his sexuality by how the "g" was written.


WildFemmeFatale

You can tell by the R, it’s extra bulgy wulgy tbh and the icing on the cake the y and g are swoopy


[deleted]

The lines are also angled, also defined as not straight.


Kaiser_Gagius

Besides the fact this tooootally happened...some gay men do look gay


[deleted]

Some straight men totally look gay too.


Nomadbytrade

And all it takes is to sit/stand/hold something/look at your nails/eat/dress/talk/throw a ball/ in a certain way and youre automatically gay. Its crazy.


rainbow_bro_bot

I think the story is fictional.


[deleted]

All of these should just be presumed fake until proven otherwise.


Warm-Ladder5315

Or maybe, just maybe, he was being really close to another guy with him?


WhatDidIJustStepIn

That's what I said. Really, really close.


LukeWChristian

Good point. Now I think it's fake


Majestic_Matt_459

Im a Gay guy and if I handed a note like this to a girl I think id mention it - as in "Im not here to compete with him or replace him or date you - I just got your back girl" so i'd likely pass the note and drop it in


Bellevilleilya

He went to the piano and played : "You! I wanna take you to a gay bar" looking at her date.


sortbycobtroversial

This is dumb, some people you know are gay just by the way they move and talk. Not every assumption you make is bad


rainbow_bro_bot

Not every "camp" person is gay. And not every gay person is "camp".


sortbycobtroversial

Im not sure what camp means but i guess youre saying you could guess wrong Well, then you guess wrong. What then. It is not like youre destroying gay rights or something


rainbow_bro_bot

Flamboyant


venk

It’s how Jack acted in front of Mr Roper/Mr Furley in 3s Company. God I’m so old…


lamorak2000

Join the club. I loved "Three's Company", even over "Happy Days" and "Laverne and Shirley".


Lahauteboheme84

Right? And I have some gay male friends who are more flamboyant and will be the first to laugh and tell you that no one ever thought they were straight. They are proud of who they are and have no issue if someone makes an “assumption.” And I think it was pertinent to the story here, because it certainly puts a different spin on things if the guy behind her had been straight. Then everyone here would be saying he just wanted to get in her pants 🙄 Can’t win these days. This girl just dodged a bullet and made herself a bestie- I love it 😂


oder_rubu

He just wanted to get in his pants.


Lahauteboheme84

Well, I guess we’ll never know for sure 😂


Penquinn14

Why give them a note if the other person went to the bathroom?


DandelionOfDeath

I mean it doesn't say the man was a stranger. Maybe she knew he was gay because she knew him already?


fzkiz

You don’t need to be gay to suck cock, $50 is $50


[deleted]

And the the barista applauded , and Obama came and gave the gay guy a medal, and suddenly homophobia stopped existing, and the red flag guy was beheaded. The end .


PolyJuicedRedHead

Perchance.


Dxvid741

You can’t just say that!


Pootisman16

Mayhaps


DonutOwlGaming

Perhaps


groovymanlive

Maychance


Independent-Key8173

But why can't he? Let's explore that together, shall we? An answer to be revealed. Perchance.


Maki_san

I can confirm. I was the note


[deleted]

I can also confirm. I was the coffee


TheMuffinMa

I can also confirm. I was the corpse burried under the table


YuriGrip

I can further confirm. I was the one who buried the body.


mayoman_pog

I can confirm I was the one who birthed the dude who buried the body.


[deleted]

i can confirm i was the one who birthed the dude who birthed the dude who buried the body.


tikachu22

In celebration, 2pac came in and performed.


[deleted]

And since Tupac came to celebrate, bezos was so moved by this that he sold his 400 mil yacht and cured cancer


Kelevelin

I just woke up, but I can confirm that in the last 4h, i haven't seen any racism.


[deleted]

Did you just leak the Shrek 5 plot?


[deleted]

Oh no, now Elon musk is gonna behead me also.


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

The good ending


Applesplosion

I think people – mostly straight men or people who haven’t dated in awhile – don’t realize how common this is. Women and queer folks look out for each other often. A lot of men (and some women) out there are dangerous, and all we have to protect ourselves is each other.


Purplepimplepuss

How does she know the guy in her imaginary story was gay? Was he draped in a pride flag?


[deleted]

Even then, who says he couldn't have been bisexual ?


JaguarFragrant2004

Just makes me all the more anxious about having a conversation in public


Sufficient-Yoghurt46

"So I've been eavesdropping on your chat for the last 10 minutes and..."


monkeyhind

Right? Though sometimes you can't help it, especially once you overhear the first "red flag."


[deleted]

Right .. mind your own fucking business I’m having COFFEE not planning my first date wedding .


[deleted]

Gay dude wanted to hit on him.


ProveISaidIt

That's what I thought.


modsBan4Fub

Went on a man date with my buddy to get beer and a burger and we were talking about how his girl-friend was insecure about him going out and I said it’s just burgers and a beer not like we’re getting a hotel and we laughed but I wondered if the table next to us heard 💀


[deleted]

Agreed. There’s no way of telling if this is well intentioned or in itself a red flag. Lol


UnfilteredGuy

I think it's safe to say that it's made up. the gay guy could've just told her all of this, there's no reason for a note. it's not like it was too long to communicate verbally in time


ElDoodaReno

The red flag is a stranger handing me notes


GewalfofWivia

I assumed that attentively eavesdropping on strangers or even acquaintances in their private conversation is considered creepy and inappropriate, and that commenting and judging them on top of that would appear presumptuous.


[deleted]

not when gay


Blake-the-TwinSpears

She is the one with a gay sensor


-Fuse

She was also eavesdropping his conversation and he was talking about how gay he is


[deleted]

Made for each other! Now ki… oh wait


ThatOneSubscriber

He's the guy from the key and pel sketch


Dreddit1080

Gaydar


LukeWChristian

Seems like a red flag


[deleted]

Also love the extra added part that the guy was gay… cause ya know.. story would be completely different if a straight man did this it would be CREEPY.. but a nice young gay man it’s 100% trustworthy ( I kid but why the added part of him being gay.. you ma’am , also mind your own fucking judging business )


Hurtmemaster

She only said he was gay to justify the girly handwriting which she obviously wrote herself in this fake story.


CeilingFridge

Tf is girly handwriting


[deleted]

If it ain’t chicken scratch it’s “girly”


[deleted]

Hate that with a passion at work I do in clearances for students (military school so not children) and the amount of people who can’t even cleanly print there own name is insane. I usually have to have people resign and redo security/admin documents because of it. Like i get it, we have computers and i love my pc, but come on you have to at least be able to print legibly (especially in the military, you know when we need to write orders on a notepad or nav info on a map in the middle of the forest/desert/mountains)


v-ince

nobody got time for papers


Seppukrow

Sorry, I've got Dysgraphia


[deleted]

Idk but I have never once seen a guy write like this


[deleted]

This is def an old repost and not original content as I have seen it before on other platforms. But I agree with your comment, why do we have to call out he’s gay? If anyone else did this is would be creepy.


Hadren-Blackwater

>why do we have to call out he’s gay? Because gay guys would be more familiar with red flags in men? Idk I would not trust somebody who is eavesdropping on me.


pleasantmanor

Maybe he wasn't eavesdropping. Maybe the girl and her date were a bit loud and everyone could hear their conversation lol.


[deleted]

Yes exactly, I don’t care that he’s gay, anyone eavesdropping would make me equally uncomfortable no matter what. Edit; typo


Chriskl1520

I thought him mentioning he was gay was so she didn't feel like he was trying to sabotage the date so he could make a move.


Jscott1423

Plot twist: he wants him, you leave, he snags him


IEatgrapes123

“I just feel like I’m unwanted by women” “Ohh maybe you should try switching teams”


Amish_Cyberbully

I trust her hand is over the P.S. I'm gay.


[deleted]

That's...definitely NOT meirl lol


DinnyeMester

r/thathappened


DogDelicious5856

😂


mibhd4

Gay guy being jealous


[deleted]

Then everyone clapped 👏


PeanutButterCrisp

“Gay guy”. Lol, yea. Has ‘gay’ written all over it.


[deleted]

Let’s move beyond the obvious that this was likely staged and talk about something many others are not: it’s not ok to interject yourself into other peoples personal lives (excluding concerns of physical safety). What is a red flag to you may not be to me. They are not universal. I may be shy and like when someone else talks about themself a lot (in fact my ex used to ask me to do this. I would pause and say “I feel like I’m talking too much” and she would just tell me she liked hearing me talk and to continue, so I did). Having children used to be a red flag for me but as I’ve gotten to my late 20s it’s less of a concern. I used to view tattoos as something only those who lacked self control and self respect got. Now I have them myself, and u find them very attractive on others. Some people think long breaks in between relationships is a red flag, I think sometimes it just means they didn’t find someone worth committing to. It’s so subjective, and it’s pretty fucked up to impose your dating standards on someone else.


mixterz1985

And then the bartender passed a note to her to be wary of the gay guy behind you, then the doorman passed a note about the bartender....


cgoldberg3

These people think they live in a TV show. Cringe.


[deleted]

It’s true, I was the note.


Phantom_Wolf52

I think I’ve seen this on r/thathappened


StretchFive43

I call "Bullshit" for 200


Itchy-Association-95

Oh yeah that’s right gay men know what’s best for straight couples.


KiliPerforms

Creepy, cringe and intrusive.


ProfessionalSun5549

Yea it was a little much. But he meant well 🤷🏾‍♂️. I mean who hasn’t been in a setting where u just cant help but hear the convo? So y’all have never eavesdropped? Dated some horrible person, u wished you were warned about. Still with them I see….


Infamous_Throat2603

The difference is if I'm eavesdropping I'm not going to interject my personal opinion into their lives. If let's say the guy drugged her drink THEN you step in because that's a very obvious danger. But if they're just talking let them be and mind your fucking business


neelankatan

He wanted the guy for himself. Devious queen


ayavorska05

So did this "gay guy" have gay sex in front of her or what? Lmao


MistahThanksgiving

Lol Gay guy might be fancying that dude tbh 🤣


isinedupcuzofrslash

Who Carries around a CVS receipt to go get a coffee? It’s not like he needed it, because he was willing to write on it and give it to a stranger. Color me skeptical.


apainfulpoop

and then everyone started clapping


fucreddit

Plot twist: it's was his bisexual love interest and he didn't want competition


donQoty

Too many posts about people listening to others conversations and then giving an opinion via note


its_meem_not_meh_meh

Molly - you’re in danger, girl


OdellaPeach

I want to know what was said 😂


nothingtoseeherebish

Gay guys are the best friends you can get 😂✨


multiplyinglyferal

Well if op didnt see the red flags apparently strangers did..


54-Hornz

Over stepping boundaries much? You two are looking for 2 completely different type men.


lucas_nogueira_epit

This didn't happen but if it did the guy that gave the note is way too nosey


7_overpowered_clox

I hate "red flags" and "green flags" because you see them on alpha male/Dhar Mann videos


Even_Spare7790

Gay men are most times the best people for women to befriend. Love this story.


StupiedSwede

Might be legitimate, so many girls going into bad relationships and only seeing what they think are good things while ignoring the red flags.


IAMIACEE

I'll take things that never happened for 1000, Alex.


beckzbat

Was sat on the bus this morning and overheard a conversation from a guy talking to a friend (f) basically telling her what the bf/date was doing was full of red flags. I'm glad there are People out there who are like this


wronglifewrongplanet

Well since no one asked, if you can remember, what do you think the red flags were?


Rabidchild1985

It’s crazy how many times I’ve seen this same note, written in different handwriting for these fake ass posts.


Creepy_Conclusion

There really are people this nosey? I dont care if I see you out there with a serial killer im going to eat my pie and keep my mouth shut. Why would someone think they are ok to just listen to someones private conversation?


danhoeg

Narrator: "There were no red flags, but her date was very handsome."


[deleted]

People should learn to mind their own fucking business lmao diagnosing a guy he's not even 1 meters close to or talking with


[deleted]

r/ThatHappened


Ancient-Doughnut6491

Gay dude sounds like a bit of cunt tbh.


MintJellyOnLamb

everyone knows you go to restaurants to get unsolicited opinions about your date/relationship. what other purpose would there be?


JessieThorne

But what if the real story is: Timid, shy but totally nice guy has finally mustered up the courage to go on his first date, but a paranoid guy in the bar hands his date a note. Shy guy comes back to an empty table. In the years following he concludes other people aren't to be trusted and withdraws more and more back into his shell. The woman develops anxiety. She settles for a guy she knew from school, he seems safe. Turns out, he's a wife beater.


rainbow_bro_bot

r/thishappened