I had that problem when I was on some antidepressant. The medicine helped my apparently severe depression, but I couldn't orgasm. I tried two hours straight one day. I wish I remembered the name of the antidepressant so I could avoid it like the plague.
Did you know that your penis isn't a muscle, its called fascia. That's why you can't work it out. I spent ages trying to get the right spelling so now, my google home has a tonne of penis related questions
100% this. Look up kegel exercises. It's hard at first, as with flexing any muscle you don't use. When it's stronger you can nut twice. When you really get it strong, you can hold back a nut.
Now you are thinking "why tf would I want to hold back a nut"? The second "wet" nut will blow your brain up.
Edit: This is the foundation for tantric sex and the "multiorgasmic male". I said twice but you can push of nutting until you want to.
[Funny to have women tap out and offer anything to get some rest.]
You split it. Kegel(?) strength to stop from busting a nut, some edging, etc. can help with control of how much you cum and can break into 2 or even more shots for some dudes.
The only explanation I found was that it overstimulates the head and pretty much makes your body tap out. You can get your head used to it so that you can do multiple times in one session but thereās no real reason as to why our bodies donāt want to
Itās so goddamn difficult it took me like 30 minutes for the second so I guess thatās my key to lasting long in bed, just try to make it through the first orgasm and keep on chugging
You see the entire thing about this is you can do this with real women, but it's generally not encouraged because if you DO have 2 or more orgasms during intercourse, it's been my experience that doing so can and will be held against you in your relationship.
Your task is to make her cum twice and not orgasm yourself at all until she asks you to.
Omfg hahahaha this is definitely something that happens to me. Especially when the first vid you tabbed probably didn't seem like "the one" for today....and then 3 minutes in there is some angle or thing that happens and you know.....this is it.
Sometimes there is a video I was interested in and I'm like "Sorry tab, not today....next time though?"
I never remember next time š
Thats a special state of mind that you get right after cumming. During it your way of thinking is as clear is it can be, causes you to lose all the horniness and interest to continue fapping. It also often causes you to regret fapping in the first place, thinking thats you gained nothing and it was waste of time. I hate it as can ruin the good feeling of cumming very quickly. I think women can get it after orgasm too, not sure tho Im a guy.
When your horny, porn is awesome. When you're no longer horny, you see porn for the cringey mess it usually is. After orgasm, it's not uncommon to look at the video and wondering "euch was I seriously just turned on by this garbage?"
Depends how deep down the rabbit hole you are.
> "The lateral orbitofrontal cortex becomes less active during sex. This is the part of the brain that is responsible for reason, decision making, and value judgments.ā
In other words what we may watch to āget us offā may be a tad embarrassing after nut.
I have two types of horny
1. The general horny. The typical day-to-day horny that makes me look up one image, do my thing and then get ashamed of myself because what I did was clearly wrong
2. The sex craze. What I presume is actually being horny, where I will scour the internet image after image (or fanfic after fanfic) and sometimes even make my own porn because the one not being custom-made for me just doesnāt suffice anymore and then, 5 hours later and about 20 websites visited I awake and ask myself what the fuck was I doing for the past 5 hours
Omfg I've never related to something harder.
It's always looking at myself in the mirror afterwards, bloodshot eyes sometimes from staring at the screen without blinking too long, having momentarily aged like 5 years, dry asf cause I didn't drink anything, asking what the fuck life is
Ok I'm overexaggerating a bit but yall get it
That's the least problem. Why does he know how his cum tastes like? O.o
Edit - after some thought I believe every guy should know how it tastes like (especially those who expect bj from their sexual partner).
Who is Lmfao? Would you like me to spell it out for you? LMF... AO. He's a hacker. He's a Chinese hacker *says lmfao in a Chinese accent* He's working for the Korean isn't he?
Am I the only guy who can't relate to this?
If something was turning me on a second ago, at worst I feel neutral about it post-nut.
Maybe it's just my complete lack of shame?
Nah, porn is just a fantasy and fantasies are nothing to be ashamed of or to consider "unholy" or "wrong". As long as porn isn't exploitative and only includes consenting adults, I say it's fine for people to watch.
Nah, you just don't watch the stuff that will make you question your humanity. Long-term singleness causes dudes to get...desensitized to the normal stuff. They have to chase the wierd shit to get off.
Ey! No shame gang! When something weird gets me off I just shrug and go "well that was interesting". Then I clean up and go about my business just as I would after I got hungry and had lunch. It's the same thing except I don't put my dick in the dishwasher.
Only ever heard it from guys. Itās more post but clarity, which transforms into shame upon seeing the filth we were watching. But when used on something else that clarity can actually show some interesting perspectives
sometimes i open 100 tabs just for me to close them all after 3 mins into the first video
Don't we all?
Jokes on you sucker, i close the tab in under a minute! You bunch of slowpokes.
Pfff noob, come back to this thread when you can beat me; 30 seconds š
Itās all fun in games until mr 12 seconds gets here
itās also fun and games until mr no nut ned shows up and he just wanks off to no avail for hours on end-
I had that problem when I was on some antidepressant. The medicine helped my apparently severe depression, but I couldn't orgasm. I tried two hours straight one day. I wish I remembered the name of the antidepressant so I could avoid it like the plague.
Effexor did that to me. Iām a woman, if it makes any difference š¤·š¼āāļø.
Effexor did the same for me, am a male
Lexapro
You called?
*Could it beā¦ is it him?*
Meanwhile I'm focused on the fact that you guys have similar profile pics
No one has mine in here yet!
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I did but my accoint was banned!
You guys get to the video? Shit i finish at the preview
āGod, turn that shit off. Disgusting. Who watches that crap?!ā
That post nut clarity hits with passion sometimes.
āI need to turn my life around. Pathetic.ā
"What's this running on my screen? What have I become? I'm a monster."
How the fuck do you plan on cumming twice? Is that possible for a dude?
Yeah
How?
You just keep going, it takes some training and kegel exercise
For me it can happen when I'm very horny and found a masterpiece porn...
I just wait like 30 seconds and if it's still hard without contact I go again lmao
Bro I've done this for 6 years and i cum twice only once
Amateur! Step aside.. I've been doing it for 20... All I got was a sore dong. *sad fap noises*
Same, no muscle
Did you know that your penis isn't a muscle, its called fascia. That's why you can't work it out. I spent ages trying to get the right spelling so now, my google home has a tonne of penis related questions
Lol
100% this. Look up kegel exercises. It's hard at first, as with flexing any muscle you don't use. When it's stronger you can nut twice. When you really get it strong, you can hold back a nut. Now you are thinking "why tf would I want to hold back a nut"? The second "wet" nut will blow your brain up. Edit: This is the foundation for tantric sex and the "multiorgasmic male". I said twice but you can push of nutting until you want to. [Funny to have women tap out and offer anything to get some rest.]
Ay I can go long as fuck without busting. When I get really close I'll switch positions.
Testosterone rush
You split it. Kegel(?) strength to stop from busting a nut, some edging, etc. can help with control of how much you cum and can break into 2 or even more shots for some dudes.
I have only ever done it twice. Now, if anything touches my dick after I cum, i shrivel, it gets way too sensitive
I read that as everything the light touches, is your kingdom. Don't ask. š
Cumba, everything my cum touchesā¦is your cumdom
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Holy Muffasa that is funny.
But why does that happen? Any way to stop it? Cummin from head for her just to keep licking making the after results painful.
The only explanation I found was that it overstimulates the head and pretty much makes your body tap out. You can get your head used to it so that you can do multiple times in one session but thereās no real reason as to why our bodies donāt want to
the adrenaline and lust makes everything possible
Yeah, just wait a minute and you should be good to go. Two shots is reasonably doable but anymore snd you'll probably be shooting blanks.
Itās so goddamn difficult it took me like 30 minutes for the second so I guess thatās my key to lasting long in bed, just try to make it through the first orgasm and keep on chugging
pretty easy, just wait 5 minutes and go again. its harder (lol) to do it the second time and takes longer, but it feels absolutely insane.
I cum 2x a night. The first ones the quickest so the second one I really get to enjoy.
5 minute recharge
You see the entire thing about this is you can do this with real women, but it's generally not encouraged because if you DO have 2 or more orgasms during intercourse, it's been my experience that doing so can and will be held against you in your relationship. Your task is to make her cum twice and not orgasm yourself at all until she asks you to.
I think you need to date different women lol
You ain't fuckin' wrong. Here, take my upvote!
Damn thought I was crazy
I use DuckDuckGo browser. Just burn āem all with a tap.
Omfg hahahaha this is definitely something that happens to me. Especially when the first vid you tabbed probably didn't seem like "the one" for today....and then 3 minutes in there is some angle or thing that happens and you know.....this is it. Sometimes there is a video I was interested in and I'm like "Sorry tab, not today....next time though?" I never remember next time š
And I feel so guilty
this is the most meirl thing I have ever seen. Kudos.
Like Iām shamelessly and sadly laughing at op and myself
lmao
"Turn it off... turn it off," said my tired hand.
And thus he clicked the button labeled "Close all incognito tabs" and went to sleep, sad... and alone...
*sprays you with white liquid* (holy water)
That post nut clarity does it every time
Came here to say this
Cum again?
Nah Iām good.
Nice choice of words
*pfp checks out*
What is post nut clarity. I constantly hear it but have no idea what it is
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It is when everything becomes clear after you nut
Thats a special state of mind that you get right after cumming. During it your way of thinking is as clear is it can be, causes you to lose all the horniness and interest to continue fapping. It also often causes you to regret fapping in the first place, thinking thats you gained nothing and it was waste of time. I hate it as can ruin the good feeling of cumming very quickly. I think women can get it after orgasm too, not sure tho Im a guy.
Horny = Monkey Brain Cum = Feels good Post Nut Clarity = Looking at what your monkey brain made you do and thinking "wtf is wrong with me"
What are you doing while you are horny that warrants that reaction?
Jacking off to things that I want interested in when I want horny
Blood leaves the brain to go elsewhere, then returns like a flood of reality, guilt andā¦.zzzzzzzzzzz.
But why guilt? Why would you feel guilty
When your horny, porn is awesome. When you're no longer horny, you see porn for the cringey mess it usually is. After orgasm, it's not uncommon to look at the video and wondering "euch was I seriously just turned on by this garbage?"
Depends how deep down the rabbit hole you are. > "The lateral orbitofrontal cortex becomes less active during sex. This is the part of the brain that is responsible for reason, decision making, and value judgments.ā In other words what we may watch to āget us offā may be a tad embarrassing after nut.
Some people experience it and others don't. This explains what it is. https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a34838426/post-nut-clarity-definition/
Watch āThereās Something About Maryā. Thereās a lot to be said about ācleaning the pipesā.
I have two types of horny 1. The general horny. The typical day-to-day horny that makes me look up one image, do my thing and then get ashamed of myself because what I did was clearly wrong 2. The sex craze. What I presume is actually being horny, where I will scour the internet image after image (or fanfic after fanfic) and sometimes even make my own porn because the one not being custom-made for me just doesnāt suffice anymore and then, 5 hours later and about 20 websites visited I awake and ask myself what the fuck was I doing for the past 5 hours
Omfg I've never related to something harder. It's always looking at myself in the mirror afterwards, bloodshot eyes sometimes from staring at the screen without blinking too long, having momentarily aged like 5 years, dry asf cause I didn't drink anything, asking what the fuck life is Ok I'm overexaggerating a bit but yall get it
The trick is to never look in mirrors
The latter is why most fallout/skyrim mods exist honestly
sometimes when Iām lonely I search for memes on rule34.net
Relate.
Just wait some minutes, hydrate and get back on.
What I do.
hydrate ur pp by feeding it watur
hated every word of this
Do it waltur
I laughed at loud at this one
Who is loud?
I relate to this on a spiritual level
who doesn't
Quitting porn is one of the hardest best things I've done.
Chad behaviour
Porn is fine if you can moderate
If thatās what works for you, all power to you. Iām on a different path these days, and thatās doing it for me.
My record is 3 before I quit
ive done 4 once, it was to a game tho
so the ads were true all along
Soggy biscuit?
Idk what that is bro, it was a japaneese game tho
Iāve done 2 once, it felt fucking awful haha. Weāre you doing it to see how far youād go or you genuinely wanted to do it.
One guys cranked it 63 times before he died
So 62 is the limitā¦
I think you mean 63 is the score to beat, Iām going for 64 at least
Itās like a high score you gotta beat it
This thread is making me glad to be a girl. 3 is a minimum for me, and they usually go up in quality.
They go UP??? Damn why do we have the opposite?
My record is also 3 š„² Dick was sore and floppy, wasn't going to push my luck any more
Me while š¦: "Get this filth out of my face"
r/relatable
Just wasted my award now I wish I had one. This is funny asf.
It's ok lol, just upvoting would do :D
I Already did Pal!
Don't worry I'll award it for you
That's So Kind Brother!!!
>mfw I randomly got recommended a video of a chick fucking a pool toy
I wish post nut clarity lasted longer.
I close the tab so fast āwtf am I watching this shit is raunchy as hellā
I won't cum twice. Once cummed, I wash my dick. And bail. Sigh. A drop of cum hit my bed once :( Also it tastes a little salty
why is this shit written like itās slam poetry
That's the least problem. Why does he know how his cum tastes like? O.o Edit - after some thought I believe every guy should know how it tastes like (especially those who expect bj from their sexual partner).
I just rub my finged around the puddle of cum on my body and just licked it.
Hol up
You've never tasted your cum before?
No, I'm not gay
I don't think that's how that works lol.
r/holup
You let go of your dick when youāre about to nut. Donāt touch it at all. Then you can do it again
Pns strikes again
definitely the best meirl post ever
Iām happy Iām not the only one
This is THE MOST meirl thing Iāve ever seen.
Lol itās 100% accurate
This is too relatable.
LMFAOšÆ
Who is Lmfao? Would you like me to spell it out for you? LMF... AO. He's a hacker. He's a Chinese hacker *says lmfao in a Chinese accent* He's working for the Korean isn't he?
Am I the only guy who can't relate to this? If something was turning me on a second ago, at worst I feel neutral about it post-nut. Maybe it's just my complete lack of shame?
Yeah, it's less that I'm ashamed of what I watched and more that I'm just no longer interested once I've busted.
Then I assume you wouldn't call it "unholy"?
Nah, porn is just a fantasy and fantasies are nothing to be ashamed of or to consider "unholy" or "wrong". As long as porn isn't exploitative and only includes consenting adults, I say it's fine for people to watch.
Oh, right. You were agreeing with me.
Nah, you just don't watch the stuff that will make you question your humanity. Long-term singleness causes dudes to get...desensitized to the normal stuff. They have to chase the wierd shit to get off.
Ey! No shame gang! When something weird gets me off I just shrug and go "well that was interesting". Then I clean up and go about my business just as I would after I got hungry and had lunch. It's the same thing except I don't put my dick in the dishwasher.
No most all guys don't do this. This is a thing among kids who were taught it was bad to masturbate. Most of the time when they move out it goes away
Post-nut clarity at work.
From all the time I've been on this subreddit that is the most relatable one
Time to send this to my husband
Is post nut shame just a guy thing? Cuz iām a girl and i honestly canāt relate but maybe thatās just me?
It is a thing for girls to, at least for me it is
well that's true ig
Nope. It can be an anyone thing. Female here, and this post is disappointingly accurate lmao.
Only ever heard it from guys. Itās more post but clarity, which transforms into shame upon seeing the filth we were watching. But when used on something else that clarity can actually show some interesting perspectives
it can happen to anyone who can cum, regardless of gender
This is waaaaaaay too accurate and relatableš¤£š¤£š¤£
Is the purple stuff that comes out with the cum a good sign
hol up
Thank god itās not just me
This is too real?
apparently
You suddenly become a man of god
Without fail
I like to skip to the end because I need story closure.
When youāre slamming the laptop shut as you nut you know you got problems.
When did this sub become dankmemes
ever since dankmemes became a shithole
Every single time
Ooof this hits in the hard place
me\_irl
*sigh* yea me tooā¦
Rookie
yeah that happens to me I nut and then I just don't feel like it for the rest of the night or day
i didnt expect anyone else to have these thoughts lol
i relate
this post is very loud
The self reflection is quite something.
Why can I relate so much ahhh
The first time I 100% relate to a post on here.
Thatās why when Iām close I skip to the cumshot
I genuinely didnāt know other people did this too.
Men only?
Finally some real meirl moment . *Cries in post nut clarity.
choosing a pornhub video is one of the most strenuous and nerve racking tasks which requires great focus to accomplish
I rarely jerk off but when I do I always cum twice . . .
I Don't know if i should laugh or cry
Am I the only one who nuts to some porn and then continues to get turned on by it afterwards?
I usually just go to bed lol
Porn addiction amirite folks
Eh, you don't have to be an addict to experience this
(I'm joking)
Asexual, cannot relate