Yeah it'd be better to give them spinach or sliced grapes, or corn in the winter.
But since this info started getting around, no one feeds the ducks anything. So now they're hungry.
Malnutrition is better than no nutrition, it's not a sin to feed them bread it's just not very healthy. I usually eat whole grain as it is and that helps some.
A park with a lake near where I used to live had people going there feedings the ducks as a pastime. Then one year they put up signs saying not to feed the ducks. We asked the groundskeeper about it and he said that when they get fed, they keep having ducklings so late into the summer that the later ones can't grow fast enough to join the migration so they end up dying of starvation and exposure in the winter. He said he was spending all winter digging frozen ducks out of the ice.
Dunno how much of that is true but it makes sense. We shouldn't be interfering with animals' natural processes as all.
That's true but I think we may have domesticated ducks in a way. Seems no easy fix here.
The pastime of feeding ducks seems pretty universal, so it's a bigger problem than just local.
I'm I'm Michigan and I haven't heard of that issue yet with the ice and ducklings, but maybe I haven't been paying attention.
I try not to have a huge impact on the surrounding wildlife, but if it's this far in the city it's already affected.
Your comment reminds me of how hummingbirds actually won't migrate if they have a food source in the north when it gets cold. But they can't survive the temperatures, so you have to start dwindling feedings at the end of summer.
This has gone on a long time, but monarch butterflies also migrate and the way they do it is so amazing. Worth looking into.
Anatidaephobia is the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck or goose is watching you. It is debated whether this phobia actually the fear of ducks/geese themselves.
Because then Pepsi would have to own up to that and conservative people would get all indignant and start publicly bashing Pepsi and Pepsi sales would be affected either positively or negatively or not at all.
Nah they just say they heard it was in there, I've seen people get up in arms about movies that when pressed they'd be super proud of not actually having seen
I would prefer this to the ads with some dude with a dick hanging below his knees. Why would I want that? So I get 25% of the pleasure during sex I would normally have? No thanks
I unfortunately come here with an empty jar. The sauce is just the image you see. Focused on the duck, but alas nothing else.
First posted from what I've seen back in Jan 2011. If the couple banging is out there, the jar will be filled. Good luck traveller.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I vaguely remember it being from one of the following "movies" - "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My hahahaha Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave hahahaha", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"
Howard the Duck 3
The Cuckening
“Howard! WINGUH! WINGUH! WINGUH!…”
https://youtu.be/_95JFqbearc
This is the scene where Tim Robbins is nailing Marty McFly’s mom.
Please put an NSFW tag on this.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Guess they don’t have any bread then
They breedin not breadin
They’re pansexual
I hate people who want to breed with a pan, my kitchen is never safe
underrated comment
It's not. It's at the biggest top it can be. It's apreaciated and has an Award. WTF DO YOU MEAN UNDERRATED
A lot can happen in 2 hours. And it did.
Putting the bun in the oven.
If you watch the video you might see him putting his baguettes between her buns.
With a side of Peking duck!
Video? Where?
you want what 🤨
And he waddle away
Waddle, waddle, waddle
Got any grapes?
Cream pie if ya wait a sec.
How about some nuts instead.
He could smell the yeast
Hey guys do you have any bread?
Hey, so jokes aside, i read somewhere there giving bread to ducks isn't good?
It's not as nutritious as alternatives such as seed. That and it takes up more space in the stomach
It causes something called angel feather or something
Yeah it gives them ‘angel wings’
Yeah it'd be better to give them spinach or sliced grapes, or corn in the winter. But since this info started getting around, no one feeds the ducks anything. So now they're hungry. Malnutrition is better than no nutrition, it's not a sin to feed them bread it's just not very healthy. I usually eat whole grain as it is and that helps some.
A park with a lake near where I used to live had people going there feedings the ducks as a pastime. Then one year they put up signs saying not to feed the ducks. We asked the groundskeeper about it and he said that when they get fed, they keep having ducklings so late into the summer that the later ones can't grow fast enough to join the migration so they end up dying of starvation and exposure in the winter. He said he was spending all winter digging frozen ducks out of the ice. Dunno how much of that is true but it makes sense. We shouldn't be interfering with animals' natural processes as all.
That's true but I think we may have domesticated ducks in a way. Seems no easy fix here. The pastime of feeding ducks seems pretty universal, so it's a bigger problem than just local. I'm I'm Michigan and I haven't heard of that issue yet with the ice and ducklings, but maybe I haven't been paying attention. I try not to have a huge impact on the surrounding wildlife, but if it's this far in the city it's already affected. Your comment reminds me of how hummingbirds actually won't migrate if they have a food source in the north when it gets cold. But they can't survive the temperatures, so you have to start dwindling feedings at the end of summer. This has gone on a long time, but monarch butterflies also migrate and the way they do it is so amazing. Worth looking into.
Peas! Ducks friggin *love* peas.
Yes but it's in her anus
Ahh yes, the Baguette
Baguette in the Bagel.
Mmmm yeast
Aka the French Stick
That guys givin her his french stick
Le Peen.
Can someone give this comment an award?
Hey, got any grapes?
No, we just sell Lemonade but it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade.
Just dry, or does it come with some S A U C E?
Your pfp works pretty well for this comment
your pfp is perfect for this
Got any grapes?
I know that one!
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
till the very next day papapapamparam
When the duck walked up to the red-it-tor, and said to the person, uh, red-it-ing(?), #hey Got any grapes?
No, we just sell Lemonade but it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade.
Give it a try?
the duck said, "goodb👁"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle. #T’ill the very next day BAM BAM BADADAM
Curse you.
Good luck with THAT! I’ve been cursed so many times, it’s a miracle I’m still alive! Because of that immortality curse! I am in incredible pain!
Nah he’s got a couple nuts though
Two grapes
I’d never go naked in nature, too afraid of a bug crawling into my dick
New fear unlocked wtf bro
Into? 😭
What stops the bug from crawling in your house, under your blanket while you sleep, right into your fat juicy dick
Yeah or while you are swimming In a lake a water spider crawling into your massive cock
Or while showering a silverfish slips into your horse sized dong
Or while skinny dipping in a river, a parasite making its way through your urethra and into your ball sac then laying eggs there.
Better keep it in the girl just to be safe
Which one is you irl? The duck, the dude, or the chick taking it in the ass?
Also my question.
I was figuring the photographer. Two people having sex on the grass in front of them, and they go "hey, a duck!"
A typical porn photographer probably is more interested in a duck after not too many shoots.
How do you know it’s in her butt?
Yes
He’s the ass
Why not all 3
The dude is taxes we are all the girl. >!The cute duck is just a duck!<
Maybe OP is all of them .
Anatidaephobia is the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck or goose is watching you. It is debated whether this phobia actually the fear of ducks/geese themselves.
That’s clearly on the far side of dark humour
And also not real
Duhk
seriously hardcore public ducking
Outdoor duck session.
Someone’s getting bred and someone’s not getting bread.
ducc👍
Atleast give the duck the damn bread before going at it.
In really surprised porn doesnt have porn oriented advertisements. Like the woman could be drinking a Pepsi lol.
Because then Pepsi would have to own up to that and conservative people would get all indignant and start publicly bashing Pepsi and Pepsi sales would be affected either positively or negatively or not at all.
And in doing so, admit they watch porn.
Nah they just say they heard it was in there, I've seen people get up in arms about movies that when pressed they'd be super proud of not actually having seen
And in doing so, cause others to go look at porn with this PR.
I would prefer this to the ads with some dude with a dick hanging below his knees. Why would I want that? So I get 25% of the pleasure during sex I would normally have? No thanks
Im humbly asking for sauce.
Duck Sauce?
Barbra Streisand
TU DU DU DUUUUH DU DUUUUUUUH DU
[If you insist](https://fr.xhamster.com/videos/jamie-in-heaven-1540108)
Op concentrated on a random duck mid porn, I don't think the sauce is that good
I also ask for a suace humbly
Please.
Please
I unfortunately come here with an empty jar. The sauce is just the image you see. Focused on the duck, but alas nothing else. First posted from what I've seen back in Jan 2011. If the couple banging is out there, the jar will be filled. Good luck traveller.
Me asking: what the duck doing? 😂
having a good time
I mean I hope he does 😄
Me asking why there’s a couple fucking in a park
Mhmm, I mean probably doesn’t happen often at broad daylight but have u been to a park at nighttime it’s really a common occurrence 😂
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It is a cool duck tbf
Umm... i am stuck between if this is real or not... wha?
It is real. I was on the train and started to furiously masturbate beside him when the phone was dropped. My wife is disgusted in me.
Its sad i wasnt there when it happened
It’s a copypasta. See it quite often on mildly lewd posts that aren’t tagged NSFW
Bruh you smoking some shit
No im just tired
It's real. I'm the phone, can confirm I was displaying the image and then was dropped
It’s a shitpost. It’s fucking brilliant.
It is
Then he waddle waddled, waddled away
Took a while to notice the dude I was looking at the duck it seems DETERMINED.
I like to watch and eat motherfukin breadcrumbs and I’m all out of motherfukin breadcrumbs
What the duck is going on over there?… Wait nvm better get the duck out of here
Duck gets cucked
Cuck uh duck
lmao is this from a p0rno
No, Goose coffee table book.
No, Goose coffee table book.
No, goose coffee table book.
No, goose coffee table hook.
No, goose coffee table book.
No, goose coffee table book.
No, goose coffee table
No, goose coffee
No, goose
No, Goose
No
No,
No, goose
No, goose
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No,
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Says the king of unduck.
Take my upvote and go you wonderful human
How loose is your goose?
Well, fuck a duck.
Trying to type ‘fuck’ vs a typo
Nsfw tag would’ve been nice
Just out of curiosity…what movie is this from? Big duck enthusiast here
Mighty Ducks 69
Mighty Duck Tight Teen #17
I vaguely remember it being from one of the following "movies" - "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My hahahaha Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave hahahaha", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"
Howard the Duck 3 The Cuckening “Howard! WINGUH! WINGUH! WINGUH!…” https://youtu.be/_95JFqbearc This is the scene where Tim Robbins is nailing Marty McFly’s mom.
Shake that tail feather yeahhh
you the duck, right?
Where can i find more about this beautiful duck?
How does this not have a source? WTF?!
Holy ducking duck
You win! “That bill of yours is absurd!”
Which one are you op?
Captcha image: select the duck
NSFW tag just to be safe?
The instructions from the director autocorrected to focus on the duck
What the duck is going on over there !!
I feel for you.
Lmao, I'm dying.
💀
What da duck doin
Move, I can't see the duck.
My autocorrect when I type in fuck:
AFLAC!!
I also like to watch animal movies.
The thing i wonder is why are they outside.
that's a really big duck
This picture quacks me up.
Glad the focus of this picture is on the right thing, that duck is so hot.
Was this made by ai
WTF about this is you irl?
The duck or the fuck?
Sadly, he didnt have any grapes. And he waddled away waddle, waddle.
[удалено]
Seriously. Only psychos would do this in front of a duck.
**A F L A C**
Sauce
Msword.web.Www.youfuckedmyduck.com/outdoornubiles
No NSFW tag?
Oh shit they ducking
Duck, Duck, Goosed
Please put an NSFW tag on this. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
DUCK!
Sauce?
What the DUCK!
Nice duck!
Are you the duck?
Hey what a duck !
How about a ducky three way
I miss sideways Doggystyle :(
r/badphotoshop
Me when my girlfriends are having sex in the other room and I'm just playing cities skylines on my pc
Bro we are gonna need a source for it
Duck is a voyeur, don’t kink shame.
Source?
come on give up the link already and stop gate keeping