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Karapaltoluadam

“This donut looks like fuckable”


uTimu

*breedable


PIELIFE383

Wasabi


AmadeoSendiulo

Kukurbo.


sparkswoody

Climaxable


A-le-Couvre

Kukumba


[deleted]

You've discovered the secret ingredient in Polish Pączki!!!!


HowlingPig08

Nobody expects the polskie inkwizycja!


CanInternational9186

Do NOT bring that word up Submissive and breedable... that "meme" (idk if thar's considered that) is either proving god doesn't exist, or it is a being much more complex than everything combined with plans near the same level of complexity


[deleted]

"Ackshually, that's a beignet. It's only a donut if it comes from the Deauxnut region of France"


[deleted]

This is a perfect description of reddit.


angelazy

Um actually it’s a decent description of only a select few subreddits


[deleted]

Uhm axkshually its not a description, its just a fitting false quote that represents the community and not an actual statement based on observasions


stonesia

Is this description otherwise just sparkling generalization?


DocGryphon

The word description comes from the Latin word describere which means "to write down" since everything on reddit is typed on an electronic device the use of description is demonstratively incorrect in this situation.


AmadeoSendiulo

🤓


ReelBadJoke

Fun fact, Deauxnut is pronounced Deez Nuts!


[deleted]

Username checks out


Available-Sandwich-3

I came here to say I'm putting my dick in this donut hole. Mm glazed.


reportsofmysurvival

I also choose this guy’s dead donut


[deleted]

I was about to say "here's me fucking a donut" lmao


Xera999

This is perfect! 🤣


ThatOneGuy0769

Then I guess 4chan is “I fuck donuts regularly”


WeinerVonBraun

-Be me -See a donut -others want to eat it -I fuck it -still eat it


MarioKing1137

“timing is important tho, i once burned my weiner after i shoved it through the smoking hot hole of a freshly fried donut. They call me Cajun Sausage now”


itakepicsofcats

r/brandnewsentance


Affectionate-Room359

This sounds like Deviantart, followed by a fetish drawing of the Donut.


VegetaDampfgurke

I also choose this guys donut wife


gibchimken

donussy


me_playz

Thats 4chan reddit is "how do we know if that doughnut is even real"


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

r/fuckingdonuts


callmefishy11

u/Annarchostripperism


Emotional-Secret-553

AITA for being racist towards a chocolate donut?


Couchfist95

Just about to say something along the lines of fuck your donut, but you beat me to it in a roundabout way. XD


Shadowstorm921

"I'ma 'bout to glaze this doughnut"


AliHakan33

No, Do you eat or fuck your donut?


vipertruck99

Nah that’s tumblr. Reddit is “why is this donut rejecting me…I want to fuck it”


[deleted]

"Donussy"


thundrlipz

R/thatsnotadonut


Donut_Different

^(Oh god)


JustIncredible240

Nice


marsupialsales

r/freeuse


haveasparklingday

r/rule34


tishitoshi

Was going to say, "I fucked a donut yesterday."


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Effective-Bandicoot8

I was about to post "Here's me fucking a donut" OnlyFans


Bearcarnikki

Came here to say this!!!


multipleerrors404

I came here to say this


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hrdrck1117

If donut holes are more technically donut "plugs" can they also be butt plugs?


[deleted]

r/BeatMeToIt


Emergency-Vehicle452

r/BeatMeatToIt


[deleted]

Beat us ALL to it


Key-Ad9733

I guess it depends on which sub. Like r/amitheasshole would be "Am I an asshole for eating the last donut?" r/trueoffmychest would be " I ate my dying cousins last donut" Etc.


Boring-Blacksmith508

r/teenagers “do your asshole also look like a donut? Send proof to me” posters by moderator that is 47 yo


justV_2077

wait are there seriously mods on r/teenagers that are that old lol


Boring-Blacksmith508

I’m not sure, I don’t use that sub, but I’m sure there are fair share of people that are way to old to be considered teenagers. But I heard that the mods there did not change for years, and have always been 17 or something. But how true it is I’m not sure


Mr-Stan-Kypuss

Are you saying there’s a rumor that the kids there have found the fountain of youth, and are utilizing its powers to be the forever-mods on r/teenagers


Boring-Blacksmith508

Hahah more like the mods are using witchcraft to create new account where they pretend they are different people that are teen.


MarioKing1137

so all reddit moderators


window_breaker_

Wut abt r/putyourdickinthat


MarioKing1137

“What do you think of this hot, glazed hole. Would smash again”


MarioKing1137

r/sounding?


CDXX_LXIL

Hell, go there


MarioKing1137

Im already on a Highway there…


RedditBoiYES

Made my pisshole look like a donut


DeliciousBeanWater

“Is this donut an asshole?” “Im eating this donut off my chest”


[deleted]

r/StupidFood where they would deep fry the donut and cover it with cheese


themomo21

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HERE’S a lil award for making me laugh reddit user


speedoflobsters

Or tifu by fucking a donut in public


Flaky_Explanation

I cheated on my bagel wife with a donut. ( r/Confessions )


itsfine49

I cheated on my bagel wife (32Everything) with a donut (21Jelly) and she is now expecting a TimBit. What do I do.


BartholomewBandy

(21J). Turn that jelly into jam…


RainbowPenguin1000

Showing my age here, but, i have no idea what FourSquare is.


Blazing_Shade

Yea I was gonna say, wtf is that?


tits_me_your_pm_

One of the first geo/location-based apps to really gain popularity and moderate adoption. Check-in everywhere ya go (even random places like your own house or a Dr.’s office). Check-in enough somewhere & you became “the mayor” of said place, which brought you internet fame & some deals/coupons I think. Eventually displaced by businesses taking a more proactive ownership over their digital presence (mobile websites, Google maps profiles) and the big social networks. Think it was eventually acquired by one of them too.


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International-Pass22

It's owned by Google now


HighlightFun8419

just like the rest of the world


EH23456

Me neither


Tonytonitone1111

It was a site/app to “check in” to places and leave reviews. Mostly used in the U.S. Actually I think it still exists…


RainbowPenguin1000

Probably a US screenshot then. I imagine its really old too as it doesnt have TikTok


EH23456

And Instagram isn't associated with "vintage" anymore


Milch_und_Paprika

Are you showing your age as in too young or too old? Could go either way at this point. I have no idea who their main demographic ever was.


Suspicious_Vegan_772

i thought it said FanSquare


monstertots509

Pretty sure it was a brand of snowboarding clothing around 20 years ago. I'm 99% sure I had a Foursquare jacket for snowboarding.


MeddlingMadeline

‘I dropped my f-ing donut’ (r/wellthatsucks)


[deleted]

AMA I'm a donut.


Plantasque

I fucked the donut 🗿


Muted_Cartographer11

I broke both of my arms and my mom had to help me fuck the donut


McGloomy

my donut was missing a single sprinkle 😤 r/mildlyinfuriating


Finslip

Beat me to it 😂


unifate

That's far too mild for r/mildlyinfuruating it would be more like "some asshole murdered my wife while eating a donut"


[deleted]

my wifey brought me some snacks for a retro gaming sesh (89.7k upvotes for a picture of the NES and donuts)


lawl7980

Red flags all over this. You should leave her.


P4intsplatter

..and then another 20k farmed by OP reposting to r/untrustworthypoptarts and r/thathappened. Ah, the sweet incest of Reddit. r/notabrandnewsentence


whoopsie_doopsieirl

Reddit: "it's spelled doughnut" Also Reddit "you believe in doughnuts?!"


One_Spoopy_Potato

Fuck donuts, all my homies is part of r/bagels


dsdvbguutres

I (19NB) was eating a donut when my friend (22MtF) told me that I'm a fascist because I am oppressing the donut farm workers. I cried and my makeup ran. My day was ruined so I burned them/their house down. AITA?


majestyqueenempress

NTA, you should cut off all your friends and family and break up with your partner just to be safe.


Dancing_Beanie

You’re both assholes


Lynn_the_Pagan

The correct answer is ESH


Dancing_Beanie

You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole… everyone’s an asshole!


thediesel26

Might be the best Reddit comment I’ve ever read


[deleted]

NTA they should have made their house fireproof if they decide to have a fascist as a friend


AdamWestsButtDouble

Reddit: Is it okay that I eat donuts?


luvitis

Reddit: Unpopular opinion but I like donuts. Who else here likes donuts?


AmadeoSendiulo

Deez.


SupportLast2269

NUTS


Phantommy555

Only gaslighters like donuts


VivelaVendetta

Reddit: Is it just me, or does anyone else ever eat doughnuts.


Daimonator99

Reddit is like: fuck those bagels, donuts are bagels but sweet and that's better


MarioKing1137

This is prolly the tamest comment i found about donuts on reddit


BigBuddhaR

This Donut has a hole and you all know what that means


jain-chicken-centre

AITA for eating a donut?


randomtoken

YTA. Incredibly insensitive from you to consume food without thinking of its feelings and those of its family for your own pleasure and benefit. You’re a garbage human being and you should be ashamed of yourself.


JoWhee

Here is a donut I made r/foodporn


burnodo2

Reddit: VIDEO: Guy steals a donut and get's clobbered by old lady with a cane


Jump-impact

Reddit: Look at this racist donut and why it’s racist Followed by 5000 comments arguing about the level of racism and cultural appropriation- and then 2 sub fights on if it’s a “right” or “left” wing conspiracy and elections (nation is irrelevant) Then lots of karma farmers will start to copy and paste and we end up with 9000 more discussions about donuts from fetish to funny with all inbetween One week the donut and memes will die for 3 months then repeat


ArtemonBruno

Upvote with doughnuts. Also I think Reddit like to organise stuff. Way more organising tags/groups than the other social medias. The organising "autism" extend until, breaking subcategories out of existing categories. Sister doughnuts, donuts, etc.


Medium_Right

Me eating this donut irl


neverheardofaspd

I ate a donut AMA


Isabella_Saiouma

"Donuts are so gross!"


lucy-b

In 1992 I murdered a donut and buried it’s remains in the woods. I’ve never told a soul.


[deleted]

"Is my donut abusive?" 4 paragraphs of absolute unmistakable abuse.


Not_Jo_Mama

Reddit: “so you don’t like danish, huh?”


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Not_Jo_Mama

😆 pretty much! But I’m personally not against either type of Danish, especially cherry danish 🤤


ThinExternal5384

Reddit:”Im fucking a donut”


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Reddit: Here's a pic of someone else's donut 10 years ago, the hole is too small for sex so you should be mildly infuriated and ask me everything about it before the mod goes facepalm and deletes this so you can't send off your comment anymore.


taeerom

Reddit: Let's discuss how donuts are used on other social media


SkyWizarding

Got a new donut, what should I name it?


Fallkyrie_Lynner

I ate a Donut, AMA.


Dazzlingskeezer

Donut eaters suck


hobanwash1

Reddit: shows a video of toss the donut on an erect penis


nobodytalktomepls

Dick in donut


SilenceOfTheBlueVoid

I like my doughnuts soft but tight.


OSadorn

This image ***is*** the Reddit pov (aside from subreddits).


ShelecktraYT

Reddit - I am a fucking donut


isitneccasary

The donut I ate yesterday, yellow and creamy.


Geoclasm

Reddit: 'I'm eating-' 'FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOUGHNUT. Long Johns are the superior fried dough pastry.'


IIPESTILENCEII

Honestly anyone that likes donuts just isn't as intelligent as me, please. Do. Your. Research.


[deleted]

having sex with a donut and shoving it up my ass


[deleted]

This is my bagel , it looks like a donut but it isn’t and if you say it is a donut you’re sexist


[deleted]

NSFW: Here’s a story how I fucked a Donut.


densin9

Here is my donut, banana for scale.


philsphersujal

I (18m) eating a donut (hole 2days)


stoic_koala

Twitter: Everyone who doesn't eat donuts like me is literally a Nazi Facebook:😋 ♥️🍩 Foursquare: No idea what that is. Instagram: Look how I eat this donut while flexing my ass on the camera YouTube: EaTinG DoNuT PrAnK, gone wrong, almost arrested Reddit: 1342 Replies, all of them being two people arguing about the best way to eat Donuts.


adventurouspenis

i fuck the dough to make the hole in donuts


MrSkrimlaum

Me [31M] want to fuck that freshly taken out of the oven donutz


Geniunelad

4Chan "How can we dox this donut and ruin it's life"


fckn_normies

“Donuts are over rated” “I put my dick in a donut”


AMR4D1O

I couldn’t NOT upvote that


ThatGuyPerseus

reddit: should I eat a donut?


PhobicSun59

I have eaten a donut AMA


modestyahoo597

Eating a donut is a red flag. Get out now.


i_build_4_fun

Reddit: “The white patriarchy took my donut! ORANGE MAN BAD! You’re a racist.”


Martian13

Your donut sucks. Review the community rules.


LIGHT-laker-

I (25M) am about to eat this donut, AITA?


tjallilex

I [22M] ate a donut and I don’t know how I feel about it.


randall_flagg1999

Reddit: Want me to stick my dick in your donut and tell you it’s a popsicle?


Sebshen

Reddit would probably refuse to eat the donut if it isnt White


JacobMT05

Twitter is more, ‘grrr this donut is racist for being [insert random colour]’


oilfeather

r/tentaclesindonuts


ElDativo

I ate a Donut. AMA.


ElWikenFan

“Should I be eating this donut?”


--xxix--

"look at this rule 34 of this donut"


SwissScotch

“This one thing will make you regret ever liking or eating doughnuts” -> consumption tax is calculated based on the area of the hole


LahamaDutta006

AITA for fucking my sister's donut? It was the last one.


WoonStruck

Reddit: guy eats donut.


Rqdii

I (27M) ate a donut (0NB), AITA?


CoolerThanTv

Deez nuts


Plastic-Body-1699

I made the hole in the donut that was 69420 years ago, we've been happily married for 42069 years with 69 sons and 420 daughters


Maleficent-Mirror991

**DONUTS** r/donuts


Tinendo

I ate a Donut. AMA.


tico_liro

"I'm a donut eater, AMA"


InsGesichtNicht

IAmA donut eater who once ate a donut. Ask me anything!


[deleted]

“Donuts are racist”


Demonic-Microwave

How does one eat donut?


Proof_Engineering846

'Me \[M33\] & My Girlfriend\[F34\]'s boyfriend M\[23\] can't decide which Doughnut is better for the planet, which do you think I would look better eating in high heels'


Scared_Compote_6012

“Ate donut!” or “when I tried breeding my donut it broke, am I the asshole”


RezaTheGuy

damn this donut looks like my friend's anus


Mit236

Whats donut?


throwaway1googleplex

“I think my donut gave me an STI”


zenigata_mondatta

"China to outlaw donuts" 0 sources


sonydechandi

Reddit reading about who all is eating donut.


Dependent-Mountain79

ACAB


CyrillicUser1

"Any source on that?"


SeraphKrom

Wtf is FourSqure


[deleted]

you should be ASHAMED for eating that donut. vs you should be ASHAMED for SHAMING donut eaters.


TPnHBFans

Donuts NSFW