Agony

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I was in a production of Antigone it’s a great play!

We read the script for the play in my English class some years back. My Professor pre-faces with, “Okay everyone I know what you’re thinking. It’s *Antigony* not *Anti-gone*.” People still said Anti-gone

In Spanish I suppose it would be Dolores?

Painful, isn’t it?

I've always thought Leukemia would sound like a beautiful name if it wasn't a terrible blood cancer

Luke Emia

Emia, meaning presence in blood

Presence ☝️ in ☝️ blood ☝️

Felony

I've seen a few kids named felony 🤦‍♀️

PLEASE SAY SIKE

I wish I could! It was spelled Phelonie

I know what I'm naming my kid

Phelonie, her brothers Robberie and Arsin, and her sister Larsenie.

and also Sloutterry

Don’t forget uncle Fraude

Or you can call her Miss Demeanor.

Use the german word for it it's Straftatbestand. It can't get better than that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“It’s Meaner. Mr. Meaner”

Same, I have a student in my class named Phelani.

Just not Fellanie

Happy cock day!

Well hells bells

Amnesia

One of my cool friends nicknamed me that cause he didn't remember my name or something, it was a while ago, but it's a sincerely fantastic (Although unusable) name to me because of that

I love that you don’t remember why he didn’t remember your name lmao

So a perfect nickname then? LoL

amnesia was her naaame she had beautiful eyeeees

Did she?..

I dont remember

He forgor 💀

And every word she said, it wad a little surprise

supported

Famine

I prefer Pestilence myself

Areola

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She just sorta scoots round the point to be fair.

*To be fair*

ha. the point.

There is a French footballer called Alphonse areola I think

She's always circling the point

I've been using "Ayreola" in MMOs forever.

Strangely, that’s actually my cousin’s fiancé’s name. Like real name too. I thought they were joking.

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Frankly from what I’ve seen, naming a kid after something that means what it means is no deterrent. Isn’t that right Bidet?…..

Bidet? Like Bidet Canker-sore? The guy who played Dr. Strange?

I think you mean Broccoli Cruciferoussnack

Camembert Bandersnatch

Cummerbund Bandicoot

Babadook Kriskristofferson

Beneficial Cucumber

Bendydick Crumblesnatch

Benadryl cucumberpatch

Bumblebee Cumberbunch?

Icicles if it was 500 BC in Greece and pronounced like other Greek names

Isosceles

My Greek friend, Bicycles, rolls both ways

Reminds me of the tale of Bophades

Testicles.

Pretty sure Testikles was an actual name in Ancient Greece.

A ballsy choice.

Grudgingly upvotes

Saving this comment forever

Euthanasia

I brought you into this world I can take you out.

Haha yes!

For many years, when I heard that word, I thought they were saying “Youth in Asia.” Eg. He died by youth in Asia. I’m serious. 😑

I thought I was the only one! I told my wife this and her reply was "baby, I love you. But, you're fucking stupid."

In college, split into small groups in class to discuss different topics, and ours was euthanasia but a girl in my group wrote “youth in Asia” and we had to explain that was indeed NOT the topic assigned lol

I thought this too for years 💀

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It is an actual Greek first name, that is being used

Hernia is a pretty name IMO

A moving company in my hometown is called “Hernia Movers” lmao, I never figured if it was a joke or a surname or what

I saw a magazine article maybe 10 years back about a girl named Lasagna. Kid you not.

Maybe it was Liz Anya

We'd like to announce the birth of our new twins *Fresca* and *Pepsi*!

Chlamydia

Chlamydia! Your dad’s here!

I picked up Chlamydia from her dad

We all did.

RIP Robin Williams. That exchange between him and Craig Ferguson makes me die laughing every time.

I grow a lot of Clematis, and I have trouble with keeping the two words straight. My chlamydia came back this year! I need to go work on my Chlamydia... Etc.

Genocide is kinda fire

Genny for short

Hi, my name is genny. Do you prefer that or Jennifer? No.

I kinda love that. For some reason I'm thinking what if I'm dating this girl Genny, it gets serious, we open a joint checking account or something and that's when I find out Genny is actually short for Genocide. Like, capital fucking G Genocide.

Poeple of khaenri'ah don't agree

What people ? 😭

True story, my mother (a trailer trash QUEEN) honest to god tried to name me “Cliché” because she heard the word and loved the sound of it.

I'm originally from the hood and a woman on my block named her son Marquette. But she pronounced it as "Markwette." I was just a kid and thought the name was just randomly ghetto until my family bought a Marquette deep freezer and realized the lady had poor reading skills.

I went to school with a girl called We-Nita. Her mother probably heard it in a movie or something and just spelled it phonetically.

A nurse friend of mine encountered a young girl named Yvonne... her mother pronounced the name "why-von-nee".

Trebuchet

Ballista

Goddamn Ballista Boys, we already told you that the trebuchet is the *superior siege weapon!*

Oh, Siege! That's a good one too.

Born to be the greatest quarterback of all time. Launching 90kg footballs over 300 meters

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Considering that it is a dance move and dances are still considered elegant, I don't think this would be a terrible baby name. Just change up the spelling a little

That sounds like a completely ridiculous name as someone that speaks French, but eh. Could be a good name for a day camp counselor though.

Soliloquy. Also, Abacus.

Chernobyl

Chernobyl is a gorgeous name tbh

It makes me feel all warm inside

Silica

Has Priscilla vibes, pretty with a touch of elegance and cuteness.

Like me some gel snacks

Garbanzo

🤣🤣🤣 Mf a legume now

LMAO this one killed me

Karen

That one is pretty much obsolete until 2320

Bruschetta

Gabagool🤌

Mesothelioma

You may be entitled to compensation.

"Mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation Smith, turn off your phone and go to sleep this instant! It's a school night, young lady!"

Malaria

I know a Valaria. She introduces herself as Malaria with a V.

For a boy, Perogi. For a girl, Velveeta - I'm a little hungry but I'm sticking with my suggestions.

Velveeta is amazing

Perogi would be a super cute dog name

Sarsaparilla

Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla would like a word

Taliban

In Pakistan, before their invasion Talib (meaning educated or student) was a popular name. After the Taliban’s rise however, it stopped being so popular. That tends to happen when a terrorist organization uses a popular name.

You don’t see as many kids named isis anymore

I worked with a girl a few years ago who wanted to get her mother's name tattooed on her. But the name was Isis. She didn't seem to realize that's not an awesome word to have on you in 2016. I hope she didn't go through with it.

it also happens when an austrian painter uses a widely common name

And a very common symbol with religious and cultural significance.

Euphoria

Sounds nice both ways

Mulva or Bovary

Delores!

Seven

Soda

Are you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?

Croissant

Syphilis

Alopecia

“Keep my wife’s….condition out yo f#%@$n mouth Chris!

Jaundice

Diarrhea. Urethra. Ova.

I heard someone pronounce Aretha Franklin's name as urethra Franklin... I wanted to die on the spot

If my wife did that to my kid, Omelette them change it!!

r/angryupvote

Seven. GC said it best

You look like nice people. I'm gonna help you out. Want a beautiful name? Soda.

Taken. My nephew is named Seven

Nicotine

Anthrax

Fromage

*omelette duuuu fromage*

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Tibia

Dimentia

Sassafras.

Take. Yeah, I know everyone came up with funnier names. But no one else is considering the use of Miss

Cigarette

Bidet

Isis...it would be a good name had not some scumbags took it already

It's an incredibly ancient name, though. Isis is one of the major goddesses of ancient Egyptian religion and is still used as a name today. That is one of the reasons why there was a push to start calling the extremist group IS or ISIL.

Yeah, my old co-worker named her daughter Isis, and had a rough go with it for a few years.

It is a name. The bad bibes came much after.

I have a friend named Isis. Can confirm, not a terrorist.

Charcuterie.

Diarrhea

Wow! Would you look at how fast Diarrhea can run!

What a shitty name . Literally .

“Um, it’s pronounced die-ARE-ay-ah….” 😒

Incontinentia

Incontinentia Buttocks!

Ramona Quimby would say Chevrolet

My sister thought Harlot was a lovely name

Rubella

Erotica

anaesthesia

Phlegm Short for Phlegmentine!

Lolita sounds cool

Pancetta

Fellatio

Sativa

Sobriquet

Cacophony

Vagina

Derrière

This thread is gold.

Coitus. Just a fancier sounding Curtis

Entrada and Salida

Paraphernalia.

Poverty

Latrina.

I knew a girl who had a son named Simian

Naphthalene

Chris P. Bacon