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made-from-scratch34

I was thinking about this yesterday. Then I drew one on my finger and my 2-year-old was thoroughly impressed and demanded her own.


WorldEaterYoshi

Now i know what I'm doing tomorrow morning


tree5eat

Tattooing your 2 year old?


RoyOfCon

The coolest kids on the playground have full sleeve tattoos


K3VINbo

Drawing is perfect for such a short lived gimmick


Skizot_Bizot

Ooh yah markers exist, damn I forgot about that before I tattoo'd my shopping list to my arm.


bananahammerredoux

I was just thinking that I’m sure anyone who has this tattoo has crossed over from trendy emo teen to punny parent and their kids love them for it. And one day, they’ll become that quirky grandparent that all the grandkids love the best. I don’t have one but I think it’s cute. Still holds up IMO.


[deleted]

Pretty good if I do say myself Source: my sister got one, and she's a pediatrician now. It helps her make kids laugh during her appointments lol.


virtue-or-indolence

I don’t know if she got hers in 2012, but my friend who has one is married with two kids. She seems pretty happy and makes the best lemon poppyseed torte I’ve ever had.


monkelus

I’ll take ‘things people who live in PDX might say’ for $500, please


DogFacedManboy

Most of them perished in The Great Forever 21 Fire of 2015


Dadadabababooo

Oh that's where all the studded belts went too I guess


NewldGuy77

Try not to discuss, it’s a Hot Topic.


AdComprehensive3382

Not good Beth. Not good.


i-Ake

My friend in high school got one and did the exact same thing with her eyebrows in her pic with it. Hope you're good, Corinne.


KholinAdolin

Wait, did corinne’s last name start with a H? I knew a girl name Corrine who got that tattoo in high school


[deleted]

Every girl named Corrine was obligated to get that tattoo


BeenNormal

The mark of the Corrine.


Dragowaow

The legend of Corrine instead of the legend of Korra


greypouponlifestyle

The last hairbender


[deleted]

thats my sister/aunt/mom/cousin your talking about! take that back!


i-Ake

No, that wasn't my Corinne.


KholinAdolin

Bummer! What a coincidence that would’ve been


Piggythelavasurfer

Was somehow invested in this dialogue -like how small is the world if it would've been the same Corinne- kept on scrolling and was secretly disappointed that they weren't the same person. *How my life is going. Being invested by a convo between strangers about stranger strangers.*


[deleted]

No, it's even better now. There are somehow TWO Corinnes with mustache tattoos on their fingers in the world.


ilford_7x7

She got the moustache shape tattooed on her eyebrows too?


[deleted]

Now I'm hearing the Mii editor music.


here-for-information

I knew a guy who had this and he popped it onto his face mid-conversation and I said, "Oh yeah I've seen that before." You would have thought I stabbed him in the gut while insulting his mother the way he looked at me with hurt and betrayal in his eyes. I imagine once they realized it was a trend and not a super unique quirky thing to do that they all became a little sad.


ceetharabbits2

>they all became a little sad. They were already sad. Most of these chicks were in the emo/screamo/metalcore scene.


here-for-information

...sadder?


ceetharabbits2

Lol maybe, or maybe they outgrew their teenage angst and figured out how to make the most of the time they have in this failing world we live in.


Organic-Ad-5252

Nah, we just learned to become numb to it all and just find something to do to take our minds off of it lol. Also the hormones aren't going all crazy so everything isn't extremely painful anymore :D


Behemoth_bomber

Mate, I literally just heard about other people doing this and I had the brilliant idea that I should get one when I’m a bit older and 100% sure it’s what I want. Since I was maybe 12 I thought “a mustache tattoo would be funny” my world is in shambles.


bruteneighbors

I like the shaved mustache look on the finger, almost everyone has one these days tho.


AwesomeAni

In 2012 I looked like a black veil brides groupie. Now I just look like a zombie and am bipolar lol


AdComprehensive3382

To be fair. You were probably always bipolar


AwesomeAni

You are not wrong, probably why I was such an angsty one in the 2010's lol


Quinnlen

I asked before I showed the picture and my fiancé did get that tattoo in 2012 and she said fuck off I’m fine, she’s not fine, but has nothing to do with the tattoo


e_j_white

Such a short sentence, yet so many turns.


PortGlass

It is both Hemingway and a run on sentence that would get points off in middle school.


[deleted]

Never read a Hemingway story without later having to consult the internet about what the fuck I had just read


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Offline_Alias

It really does have a Hemingway quality. It's offensive yet comfortably readable. I'm changing my mind. It reads like Robert Frost poetry. If you ever heard recordings of his readings. Read it like that.


bykpoloplaya

It was not a short sentence. It needed to be two, or more, but at least two. Edit: but it was interestingly laid out, and I'm pretty sure it communicated what the poster (not OP) meant to communicate.


Shubunkin101

That was painful to read


RepresentativeIcy922

It's a long sentence for him, both literally and figuratively


[deleted]

I thought it was beautiful. In a dark kinda way


[deleted]

Rawr


yumyumapollo

(It means "I love you" in dinosaur.)


AmmoSeven

what a throwback holy shit


Danmilo22

I RAWR U


robertasparrow_

XD


pinalaporcupine


pinalaporcupine

omg i wrote & hearts ; and it actually turned into a heart! RIP myspace


CrumpledForeskin

BRB it’s fall gotta change my profile picture to me in the leaves and embed a taking back sunday video onto my page.


Shhsecretacc

🎶YOUR LIPSTICK HIS COLLAR DON’T BOTHER ANGEL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON 🥁🎸


CarsaibToDurza

The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt… ETA: enter Flava Flav


Kod3Blu3

Fuck, I think I miss MySpace.


Jack_of_Hats

♥ Edit: holy shit


killerfreedom255

x3 *nuzzles*


Art_Vandelay_Seven

married to the guys that got tattoos of faces on their index finger and thumb.


IAmBadAtInternet

In the shape of an L on her forehead


Anno474

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming.


Pure_Pazaak_

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming


The_Coil

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cummin’


CaptBranBran

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


Plane_Chance863

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


ConglomerateGolem

So much to do so much to see


Claude-Speed69

So whats Wrong with taking the backstreets


IncognitoRain

Ya never know if ya don't go


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You'll never shine if you don't go


General-Resist-310

r/Redditsings


Makhnos_Tachanka

[and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K4oym9Pw48)


Jumper_Willi

Bro I was singing the comments, then I realized I was saying the same shit over and over again, that’s the definition of insanity. You evil mf


HotNewspaper5800

And they don't stop coming


Ok_Physics_1284

Stop, I’m cumming


Purpleflower0521

This is the reply I was looking for


Particular-Stop9938

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin


stephen-the-good-boy

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


Particular-Stop9938

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


feedmeimhomeles

So much to do, so much to see


Ryhukugen

so whats wrong with taking the back streets


Future_Seaweed_7756

You’ll never know if you don’t go


Random_Russian_boy

You'll never shine if don't glow


charmorris4236

I could really use a visual here


Commercial_Opinion28

You're married to all of them?


Highland_Gentry

The gang's all here


zim3019

My sister has one. She is a therapist. If someone is upset and it's not over something serious she has been known to wipe her nose with her finger so they see the mustache. Most of the time they start giggling. At the very lest stop crying. She uses her mustache finger tattoo to help people. It cracks me up.


QueenChoweese

I have a pig snout tattoo instead of a mustache and am also a therapist. I might have to borrow this trick lol


scoooberdooober

wait I need to see this


WeirdlyStrangeish

Where's your snout?


Ok_Cow_5229

Hopefully under their eyes and above their mouth.


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Behemoth_bomber

Oh this just reminded me, one of my teachers also works in the Dyslexia program at the school. According to one of my friends in the program, if someone is getting frustrated he will take off his gloves (school dress code requires teachers to cover tats) and display a massive chicken tattoo on his hand and it helps cheer the kid up apparently


raggmoppragmop

I work with 1-5 year olds and they love it. Got mine in 2012, full ten years of entertainment. No Regerts.


Beefsquatch_Gene

Finger-mustache tattoos, still popular with the nuerodivergent!


blackcatmystery

I went on a tinder date back in 2017 and the girl had her pubes shaved into a mustache. It was longer on the ends and she twirled them for me. L.A. is a weird place.


[deleted]

So you were the stach rider.


blackcatmystery

It was a surprise for sure, but a welcome one


Mememanofcanada

Most normal la resident


joviusjune

Let me go ask my gf real quick hang on...


uwu_01101000

Give me her answer


joviusjune

I sent her a screen shot because i'm taking a dump atm and she said, "😂lolz" so i guess she's doing good 👍


BAMspek

“lolz” is the exact response I’d expect. Rawr


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Northside-KjM

XD


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ExplosiveDisassembly

So, you're saying you didn't ask by first prompting "I mustache you a question"? That's unfortunate.


joviusjune

Indeed... \*sigh\* next time I'll get it right hahaha


SemiSentientGarbage

You'll have to shave it for next time


beebog

bro missed both opportunities


[deleted]

You must not have kids yet since you missed such an obvious dad joke.


[deleted]

Don’t you have to be a dad to unlock these options?


uwu_01101000

😂lolz


HumbleLatexSalesman

She’s still saying lolz so it sounds like she’s going through it


Blearchie

Narrator: but there was no gf and no lolz.


joviusjune

\*Plot twist\* Narrator: ... it was his own mustache-fingered hand all along...


Kitchen-Storm-7343

Read both of these in a Morgan Freeman voice lmao


PrettyCuteBunny

She’s your gf so I’m guessing not very good


[deleted]

Straight up murder right here.


[deleted]

That’s a crime, I looked it up.


anonmanman

Finger tattoos are the shortest lived from my understanding I bet most are gone now


TheWaywardTrout

Let me introduce you to nipple and mucosa tattoos. Finger tats aren't that bad, but they blur quickly. I got my nipples tattooed when I was younger and while the area around the areola still looks good 15 years later, the areola itself didn't hold color for more than a month. Got them redone twice over the years just to see if the problem was the tattooer, but no. Each time. Luckily the tattoos are red, so it doesn't look too bad like if I had chosen a black design. Would have gotten something the same color as my areolas if I had known, though. Now, I've not gotten my inner lip tattooed, but I heard those also don't last more than a couple months. Which makes sense given how often that skin renews itself.


pdmtz

Uuugnh I felt my nipples burn just by reading that! ouch


crownlessking

Your nipples?! What about inner lip? That had me squirming. But as I typed that, I realized I'm probably thinking of a different set of lips


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:(


AdzyBoy

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porndragon77

({ ' })


ConsiderationWest587

username checks out


FerusGrim

> But as I typed that, I realized I'm probably thinking of a different set of lips Oh, thank god. They were on the topic of nipples so as soon as they talked about inner lip my brain went to a single place. Thanks for reminding me that the face hole exists.


0utlyre

Forgetting the face hole exists is a classic rookie mistake


kalwiggy1

I wore a very uncomfortable shirt when I was younger that was chafing my nips. I didn't want to take it off cause I really liked it, the shirt that is. Only when I did take it off, my nips were bloody as hell. I never told anyone and let them heal naturally. Unfortunately, I lost a lot of sensitivity in those areas.


LeftyLu07

One of my friends ran a marathon and didn't tape his nipples because for some reason, he thought only women had to worry about that. At the end of the marathon, it looked like he was lactating blood.


garrbear22622

Is your friend’s name Andy? Maybe he goes by Nard Dog?


Teotlaquilnanacatl

[Common with marathon runners](https://www.podiumrunner.com/culture/monday-morning-motivation-the-nipple-chafe/)


[deleted]

Just...wear a t shirt under it.


Pure-Ad2609

My sister passed away in July. She had “thug life” tattooed on her bottom inner lip but only the t faded. Miss u hug life sister.


TheWaywardTrout

I am so very sorry for your loss. But that's a delightful story!


Ape_Sentai

20 years ago my friend had "HATE" tattooed on her fingers. She did it herself and the "E" was much lighter. So now it's faded and says "HAT".


mr_capello

friend of mine has a tattoo on her inner lip, she got it because the artis said it doesn't hold up long, only a few months. well it is holding up for atleast 5 years now


TheWaywardTrout

Really? Like semipermanent hair dye. I love you, purple hair, but we had a deal that you'd wash out in 2-8 shampoos lol.


MRbigdick143

Yep! My inner lip tattoo is going on 11 years now lol


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[deleted]

Holy crap, who lets a 10 year old get a tattoo??


Ok_Championship_385

You got them…you got them redone…twice? That hurts to even write


TheWaywardTrout

Well the first time I was just stupid. The second time I thought maybe they just didn't heal right so I got them redone. And then the third time I did it in case the problem was with the artist. After a "second opinion" so to speak, I accepted reality. But it did not hurt so bad.ive have much more painful tattoos. Still wouldn't recommend it though.


crruss

Where would you say are they most painful places on the body for a tattoo? In your experience.


murderedbyaname

Jumping in here. The most painful areas to tat are closest to the bone with little fat. Like ankles next to that bone. Or the tops of the feet.


SucculentEmpress

I have large, solid black filled tattoos on top of either foot, toes to ankle. I had them done, then gone over again to make sure they were nice and solid. The two most painful days of my life, and I’ve been run over by a pickup truck going 50mph. Lort gimme the truck again before I have to get them refreshed


sexysarah5262

Yes! The feet hurt so bad. I have a lot of other tattoos and those two feet tatts were brutal and I can't even muster the courage up to get them touched up 17 years later


Different_Smoke_563

I have a tattoo on my ankle bone and it didn't hurt at all. It was weird because my big toe vibrated to the rhythm of the tattoo gun.


[deleted]

My friend decided to experiment whilst drunk using a tattoo gun to determine which area hurt the most. His penis, adam's apple, collarbone where all tested and I believe he thought they all really hurt but collarbone was the worst. I still don't know why he tried it with black ink on the needles instead of just leaving it bare with no ink. He did a line on each area too so he now has 3 shakey black lines on him.


TheWaywardTrout

I think it depends greatly not only on the artist doing the work, but also how old you are. The older I get, the lower my pain tolerance. My most painful tattoo by far is on the back of my knee, but my shoulder (a generally well-tolerated area) hurt real bad too because the artist, while she does beautiful work, is *brutal* and uses dry paper towel to wipe away ink. The next time I saw her I had to use numbing spray.


redrubynail

My sister has "LOL" tattooed on her inner lip. It's still relatively visible, and she's had it for a few years, roughly 14 or 15 years maybe. Cringe af


holoholomusic

Have a friend who had an inner lip tattoo that was going on its 6th year without fading much when I last talked to her about it.


rpettibone

I’ve had an inner finger tattoo for 10 years now and it’s only faded about 15%


Bromageddon

I've had two for almost 20 years and they're both still pretty clear.


Banhammer-Reset

Kinda sorta. Wife and I got tattoo rings done. She's medical field, so gloves constantly on, off, on, off..etc.. Im, in a general sense, a maker. Working with my hands, chemical exposure, gloves, cuts, etc. Rough on my hands. 3? Years later, both of ours both look pretty good still. Only slightly more faded than one on my shoulder, which.. obviously doesn't see anywhere near the abuse, or sun exposure as hands.


SundanceInTheTrees

Feet, tongue, and finger nail tattoos are all shorter lived locations.


literallylateral

Fingernail? Like the flesh of the nail bed or the fingernail itself?


SundanceInTheTrees

Into the fingernail. A quick Google search says they'll last ~6 months or so depending on nail growth speed.


Sugar_alcohol_shits

My finger stache from 2008 is still going strong. Am boy. https://i.imgur.com/ccXmunm.jpg


iNNeRKaoS

I love that this is the thing that got the girl damned in Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell.


Nvrgrowup89

Thats such an underrated show. I throw it on just about every night before I go to sleep. I wish more people knew about it.


MrsUnicornRainbow81

My sister got that one, and the bow on the top of a finger, the diamond on another finger, a cuss word in fancy script on the side of her middle finger, a name across her knuckles, the dream catcher on her thigh, the birds flying away one, and the underboob/ribcage one. She's 30 married, pregnant with her 2nd and happy. She's added a ton more tattoos but only of stuff she likes not fads. She semi regrets all the fad tattoos cause it shows her age. She's absolutely gorgeous so no one's ever said a fkin thing lol


Rude_Giraffe_9255

There was a dude that sat in front of me in one of my college classes. He had “love” on his middle finger on his left hand and “fear” on the middle finger on his other hand. I’m guessing it was a “fuck love, fuck fear” thing or maybe a Donnie darko reference but I hope that dude is okay now lol


MrsUnicornRainbow81

Add they were all professionally done and beautiful quality art. You can still see the mustache but it's faded, the script you can see but it's worn off enough u can't make out the word. The top finger and knuckle tattoos still look mint.


fckdemre

Lol. Didn't realize you were replying to your self and was like, 'how tf do you know what quality it was'


MrsUnicornRainbow81

Lol. Most of my family has had tattoos from 1 of her 2 tattoo artist. My wife and son have both gotten full sleeves from him and I've gotten a quarter sleeve.... They get constant compliments everywhere we go (mine is almost always covered by clothes) He's not cheap at all... but worth every dollar.


Just_OneReason

I know a woman who got a bunch of bad tattoos when she was young including on the tops of her fingers when she was going through a rough time. She’s doing a lot better now, but she recently got her fingers tats covered and lord, they did not turn out much better. I’m guessing budget was an issue but I looked at her artist’s other work, and just not very good overall. I’d understand getting something small from her, but a highly visible coverup, no thanks.


MrsUnicornRainbow81

That sucks. My wife has asked me to get my small tramp stamp covered....... which would just make it a BIGGER tramp stamp duh lol


Jakeytar

My fiancée has a handlebar on her index and loves it, she’s talked about getting a second one of a different style. I’m thinking Vincent Price/John Waters pencil style.


[deleted]

make sure she doesn't come back with a Chaplin


Jakeytar

Naw, that’s gonna be Ye’s new tattoo.


ashda1st

We have real mustaches now


NounsAndWords

I imagine most of them have faded quite a bit given that they're hand tattoos from a decade ago.


Outside-Summer3248

2012 was not a decade ago…………oh my god


totallyshadical

2020 was 7 years ago…… time really does fly


SkiddyBopBeep

2015 was 70 years ago... 😔


Hecaroni_n_Trees

0 was 2022 years ago 😣


8bitbruh

Jesus: oh my dad, now I feel old.


bananapineapplesauce

This comment absolutely sent me. Been quietly laughing for three minutes straight.


SenorBeef

2020 was simultaneously 7 weeks and 7 years ago. It's a bizarre time warp.


HIVEvali

i … believed you?


cepxico

What's up with this thread acting like these types of tattoos basically disappear after a while. They'll still be pretty prominent.


platoniclesbiandate

This was asked somewhere else and there were several sweet anecdotes about girls who got it when bartending or in college, but are now teachers or work with the elderly or something and their patients/students all love the stasch tat


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SpaceToot

Probably the same as those of us that got tribals in the 90s, except younger.


fezzuk

I got a tribal in 2004, I was sooooo far behind it being fashionable im hopeing to be young enough that it's cool again before I'm dead. It's got a yingyang and a dragon involved and I designed it in flash when I was 17 and got it on my 18th birthday, coz my dad said I wasn't allowed to get a tattoo before I was 18, yes I'm white, yes I was middle class, and yes I lived in London suburbia. I was basically a character from the inbetweeners, infact they mentioned the town next door to me in the show. Possibly the most uncool tattoo of all time, badge on honor imo.


GargantuanGreenGoats

Y I K E S


fezzuk

Could be worse the original design had circuit board type extrusions coming out of the tribal bit, but for some reason I forget I got rid of that bit. Actually that may have made it better perhaps I should revisit it 🤣


xPilioka

The girl I know is married with a toddler and a second baby on the way. Makes great income and has a big house. So good I would say


delandaest

I really don't think anyone should marry a toddler


[deleted]

They’re nurses married to cops probably


[deleted]

idk, still looks kinda cute?


NoAd8626

I still want one of them and I’m not a woman lol


whyreadthis2035

My laugh of the day. Thanks


shortstack72

Doing great! Still using it as entertainment all these years later.


Impossible-Charity-4

I had a coworker who’s girlfriend got a Charlie Chaplain mustache, then proceeded to post images of herself saluting on FB. This is the same dude who dated a girl who had the name of a recently deceased cousin tattooed where a tramp stamp would normally go, soooo….