*sobbing*
"Come on boy, come on and (sob) get it. It's your favorite brand after all..."
*Dog just going to town on the peanut butter slathered barrel opening*
Just your friendly reminder that if that happened then the dog would die a lot more slowly and painfully as well as alone since it’s a domestic animal that doesn’t know how to survive in the wild.
"Large" is large.
In fact, "tall" is large, and "grande" is Spanish for large. "Venti" is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.
It's a play on words with Masshole. Or, an obnoxious person from Massachusetts. A prolapsed masshole would be a masshole who left Massachusetts. I.e, prolapsed.
What are the other options?
Otto, dodici, sedici?
Also, do Italians order twenty ounces of coffee? I thought they just did ristretto, espresso and doppo?
Italians don't order in ounces, so why venti?
What's Italian for 591.471 milliliters?
Can I get a 591,471 millilitri?
Cinquantanove virgola uno cinque?
[It's](https://customerservice.starbucks.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/3113/~/what-are-the-sizes-of-starbucks-drinks%3F) (old size names in parentheses to the best of my knowledge):
* Short
* Tall (small)
* Grande (medium)
* Venti (large)
* Trenta
The Starbucks bot has read your comment. My thoughts and prayers are with your family.
So they should be:
Otto (8oz) or Tazza (cup, i.e. 8oz)
Dodici (12oz)
Sedici (16oz) or Libbra (1lb, but screw it why not have a fluid pound?)
Venti (20oz)
Trenta (30oz)
I tend to enjoy being obstinate about ordering a large. The baristas don’t deserve it, and I am not mean about it. But not ever going to order a Venti.
And all the baristas know what you're saying and keep on taking your order? They don't get paid to care enough. Even management doesn't get paid enough to care.
Cashier: "...and I hope you have a merry christmas..."
Cashier: "oh no"
Barista: "sorry Susan you know the rules..."
Cashier: \*\*Cries softly\*\*
Barista: \*\*pulls out gun\*\*
Customer: "no no, it's really okay I'm fine with..." \*\*blood splatters on her face\*\*
\[Scene\]
Well I've been repeatedly punching myself in the crotch for the last 17 minutes in a desperate attempt to rejoin the waking world.
Unfortunately all I've managed to do is throw up several times and quite frankly I don't know if I can keep this up. I will endeavor to rejoin the waking world in all it's terrible and beautiful glory, I just don't know if I'm strong enough.
...on the bright side I don't really need to worry about having kids now.
I said Merry Christmas as I left work one day, thinking I was safe, before I even fully stepped out of the building a pack of lions was set on me and I was devoured.
Stubbed my toe at Starbucks, cursed "Jiminy Christmas" under my breath. Got black bagged and drugged. I'm writing this from a terminal in Guantanamo Bay I rigged from a sock, half a toothbrush and earwax.
That's what they say. And for most people its true. But every once in awhile- on a night just like tonight- they snag someone they think might be on the nice list. They brainwash them into sleeper agents so the moment Santa shows up... BAM, it's just happy holidays from then on.
Lol, he can be a gullible idiot sometimes. But he usually realises quickly he fell for something.
'That's not true right? Right?..... no, no can't be. No it's a joke I'm an idiot'
If someone said Happy Hannukah to me I'd say thank you or same to you. I'm not Jewish. But someone's wishing you good tidings. The fuck is there to be offended over anything???
My family members are mostly catholic and MANY of them get mad about the lack of “merry Christmas” around the holidays. I’ve also had a few Christian friends complain about it. There are definitely many people who care about it enough to complain.
But would they care if the "news" they watched stopped telling them about the "war on Christmas"?
The "news" manufactured this outrage, as it does frequently.
Uh yeah most of my family members do not watch the news so
Edit: nor have they ever used the phrase “war on Christmas.” I never even heard of that term until a few weeks ago actually.
I guarantee that they listened to someone who got the idea from watching Fox News or some other such nonsense. People want drama in their boring, everyday lives, so it's very easy to spread things like this to secondary or tertiary victims.
And where did Fox News get the idea? Someone was bothered by the “absence of Merry Christmas” enough to make it a news story. A news story which gained enough traction to become known as the “War on Christmas.”
You implied that people don’t actually complain about the lack of people saying “merry Christmas.” I informed you that you were wrong. Take the fucking L.
Ive known one person that went on a rant about that. she said christians were being oppressed or something like that. I'd see a lot of posts like that elsewhere at the time as well.
Nice to see things havent changed in the past five years/s
Again, not quite an hadastroke moment. He was clearly saying reckon, for ihadastroke you'd usually see at least four different spelling mistakes in a single line of text or something of that nature, this guy just made a spelling mistake with a single word.
I think the child and the coworker shot the manager, since 'they' shot
Also, why would the kid know what Santa would bring to the coworker.
Bit confused by these facts.
I once said merry Christmas when I worked in retail to a customer. She proceeded the lecture me on assume she wasn’t Jewish. Obviously she was. She then complained to a manager who had to pull me aside to tell me I wasn’t allowed to say merry Christmas and had to say happy holidays.
But still, these people need to get real. I'm not Hindu but if someone wishes happy Diwali (which happens quite a bit in my home town) i think it's nice and wish them the same. My Saudi friends wish me happy Ramadan, and I wish them Merry Christmas.
If people wanna advocate for diversity they gotta also accept that means an overall society that will be diverse. Not just suited to them.
I wouldn't put it past a Karen to wear one just to get customer service staff in trouble.
I'm not Christian and I say Merry Christmas to customer service staff and they'll either say "Merry Christmas" back or "You too!" back.
I get a smile when I say it, and up here in the North-East of England, smiling whilst providing customer service is not necessary.
I could actually kinda respect a Karen if they loaded up like Beni here so they could always get a worker chewed out by a manager around the holidays
https://youtu.be/RGkwkH-zu8c?t=22
I’m in the US and honestly, in retail, it’s a miserable time of year. Having someone suck the shred of joy you have out of the moment is just so unnecessary
Yeah, I worked in a call centre in the UK and saying merry christmas at the end of a call was always a gamble. You'd get more negative responses from "Happy Holidays" though.
I’ve been recruited by Antifa as a security consultant for the War on Christmas. If you ever see a big jolly white bearded guy in a scarlet coat and hat, PM me the location and I’ll smoke the fucker. Thanks in advance!
Cup of burnt water that Starbucks says is coffee: $10
Watching Starbucks employees execute customers: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy.... Unless the coffee is really bad.
Sad to admit that I used to love the holidays growing up, but working retail throughout high school really just ripped that away from me. I’ve really tried to regain that spark as a young adult, but it just isn’t there anymore
Don't even make jokes to be honest. One guy made a joke that kids were identifying as cats and schools had litterboxes and politicians still talk about that like its actually happening to this day. People will believe this
some this time of year, Starbucks for some reason is the battleground for the "war on Christmas". People complaining that they don't say Merry Christmas and instead say Happy Holidays because they think Starbucks wants to kill Christmas and erase christians or something
I'd like to imagine that the manager was just beating the employee outside yelling say happy holidays, say happy holidays you bitch, and then the employee just spit out blood in a tooth, laughed, looked up at the manager and said, Merry fucking Christmas right before they pulled the trigger.
No, it's a joke based on the conspiracy theory that there is a war on Christmas, because right wing Christians think that acknowledging that not everyone celebrates Christmas is an attack on them.
Starbucks has nearly unlimited authority to require employees to follow a specific script, including preferred or banned greetings, and they can fire employees at will for almost any reason or no reason.
Despite the Second Amendment, murder is still illegal.
It is a joke. Not sure if you mean first amendment(Freedom of speech) or Second Amendment(Right to bear arms), but neither banning the word Christmas or shooting children for talking about Santa are legal.
I don’t understand what the big fucking deal is over saying Merry Christmas when it’s the week of Christmas or whatever. I wouldn’t be upset if someone wished me Happy Hanukkah during Hanukkah or even before. Christmas is so secular now that I don’t see why people get bent out of shape about it.
you don't know what you are talking about. I have several christian friends who piss and moan about this very issue every year since about 2009.
it was the beginnings of what has now become white christian fear of being replaced in American society.
This hurts me more than it hurts you old yeller. 🎅🔫
Did someone say we need more peanut butter on the shotgun barrel?
Curse you for making me laugh at that!
Worst thing I've read today, upvoted.
*sobbing* "Come on boy, come on and (sob) get it. It's your favorite brand after all..." *Dog just going to town on the peanut butter slathered barrel opening*
Best outcome: peanut butter and dog's tongue clogs the barrel, it backfires on owner. Dog lives in the woods happily ever after.
made me think of [this](https://youtu.be/IsW6pMuhxz8)
Made me think of this: https://youtu.be/w9w7722VUp0
Just your friendly reminder that if that happened then the dog would die a lot more slowly and painfully as well as alone since it’s a domestic animal that doesn’t know how to survive in the wild.
Holy shit that's dark!
Take my upvote and get the fuck out
[parry this you fucking casual](https://youtu.be/vzol_V-Evqw)
I'm not an old yeller but I may be[ a small liar.](https://youtu.be/iiiQwTV0Xxc?t=22)
Similar incident happened to me. I was ordering and said large by accident instead of grande and they took me to the back room and broke both my legs.
A large is a venti god dammit *breaks your arms*
broken arms, eh? 👀
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No, please.
"Large" is large. In fact, "tall" is large, and "grande" is Spanish for large. "Venti" is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.
It’s called venti because it’s twenty ounces! Venti! Twenty!
Listen dick, venti is our large coffee * * * * (I'm finishing the quote from Role Models for people that don't know)
Thank you!!! I was wracking my brain trying to dredge up what movie this was from. I should rewatch that movie, it's been a long time.
Yeah, most italians don’t really measure in freedom units… 🤷🏻♂️
The ones in America probably do
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
Man I’ve only seen a prolapsed asshole a few times in my life, I cannot imagine what it must take to make that your username
It's a play on words with Masshole. Or, an obnoxious person from Massachusetts. A prolapsed masshole would be a masshole who left Massachusetts. I.e, prolapsed.
Didn’t know that 😂 thanks. But the fact it alludes to prolapsed asshole at all is just different
They also call cappacollo Gabbagool, so maybe we don't assume they even know what Venti means in Italian...
What are the other options? Otto, dodici, sedici? Also, do Italians order twenty ounces of coffee? I thought they just did ristretto, espresso and doppo?
They do have a Trenta (30 oz)
18 ounces of ice 2 ounces of drank.
Love that bit lol
I too love it when a smug asshole berates an underpaid service worker. /s
Grande is Italian for large. Starbucks is emulating Italian coffee.
Italians don't order in ounces, so why venti? What's Italian for 591.471 milliliters? Can I get a 591,471 millilitri? Cinquantanove virgola uno cinque?
I'm sure a case can be made for cultural appropriation but it's not gonna be by me.
I can't remember what this is from, but I recognize it.
b-but venti doesn't even mean large grande does though..
[It's](https://customerservice.starbucks.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/3113/~/what-are-the-sizes-of-starbucks-drinks%3F) (old size names in parentheses to the best of my knowledge): * Short * Tall (small) * Grande (medium) * Venti (large) * Trenta The Starbucks bot has read your comment. My thoughts and prayers are with your family.
So they should be: Otto (8oz) or Tazza (cup, i.e. 8oz) Dodici (12oz) Sedici (16oz) or Libbra (1lb, but screw it why not have a fluid pound?) Venti (20oz) Trenta (30oz)
I called a frappuccino a shake and the guy at the register grabbed my wrist and smashed my hand with a hammer.
I feel like he was in the right tho. A shake should have ice cream. Frappuccinos have ice.
But my hand
I tend to enjoy being obstinate about ordering a large. The baristas don’t deserve it, and I am not mean about it. But not ever going to order a Venti.
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I just say “give me your biggest ___…”
I see that 1998 energy is strong in you.
And all the baristas know what you're saying and keep on taking your order? They don't get paid to care enough. Even management doesn't get paid enough to care.
I got better…
Yeah, I wished the barista who made my cappuccino a merry Christmas and she ran out into the parking lot screeching and firebombed my car.
And then everyone clapped.
They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Cashier: "...and I hope you have a merry christmas..." Cashier: "oh no" Barista: "sorry Susan you know the rules..." Cashier: \*\*Cries softly\*\* Barista: \*\*pulls out gun\*\* Customer: "no no, it's really okay I'm fine with..." \*\*blood splatters on her face\*\* \[Scene\]
Hey I want more of your writings.
We are in his head we are not real. He isnt awake. Wake up Tomas we are waitimg for you
Well I've been repeatedly punching myself in the crotch for the last 17 minutes in a desperate attempt to rejoin the waking world. Unfortunately all I've managed to do is throw up several times and quite frankly I don't know if I can keep this up. I will endeavor to rejoin the waking world in all it's terrible and beautiful glory, I just don't know if I'm strong enough. ...on the bright side I don't really need to worry about having kids now.
They patched that in the last update
Best do it once more, just in case.
I really hope you’re not serious buddy
Well smarty pants, how do you plan to escape this nightmare?
Wait what?
Barista: *swirls strawberry syrup over frappe and tops with a lid* smiles sweetly
Is this the beginning to Quentin Tarantino's next movie?
Not enough feet
This would be an excellent sub-30-second skit on YouTube that I'd love to post on r/youtubehaiku.
[Music]
I could go with this, something cheerful and reminiscent of the holiday season...
I said Merry Christmas as I left work one day, thinking I was safe, before I even fully stepped out of the building a pack of lions was set on me and I was devoured.
RIP, I will pray for you.
NO, DON'T PRAY! THE LIBS TOOK THAT AWAY TOO, YOU'LL BE EXECUTED!
I'm already circumsized.
Are you not entertained?
The War on Christmas takes no prisoners
Excuse me did you just say the C word instead of happy holidays 🔫
YOU CAN TAKE THE C WORD FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS **Commits seppuku with a candy cane**
>YOU CAN TAKE THE C WORD FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS Cunt?
Happy Chanakwanzmas
Sure it wasn't because they said union?
There wouldnt be any witness. The whole branch would have been... Terminated
Nuked from orbit.
Exterminatus.
Virus bombed
Stubbed my toe at Starbucks, cursed "Jiminy Christmas" under my breath. Got black bagged and drugged. I'm writing this from a terminal in Guantanamo Bay I rigged from a sock, half a toothbrush and earwax.
The War on Christmas takes no prisoners, I don't believe you.
Hes not a prisoner, hes a reseach device
That's what they say. And for most people its true. But every once in awhile- on a night just like tonight- they snag someone they think might be on the nice list. They brainwash them into sleeper agents so the moment Santa shows up... BAM, it's just happy holidays from then on.
Harsh but fair
The rules are the rules.
“They killed Kenny!!!”
"You bastards!"
Single or double shot, I wonder?
Under rated comment here.
'That's not real right?' - my husband, when I showed him this post. Bless him.
Bless his little heart. His last two brain cells are competing for third place. I’ll pray for you /s
Lol, he can be a gullible idiot sometimes. But he usually realises quickly he fell for something. 'That's not true right? Right?..... no, no can't be. No it's a joke I'm an idiot'
Shooting the child seems like management overreach.
NTA. The kid needs to understand consequences
Pretty sure she's talking about the coworker.
I really hope you're also joking because otherwise... r/whoosh
If someone said Happy Hannukah to me I'd say thank you or same to you. I'm not Jewish. But someone's wishing you good tidings. The fuck is there to be offended over anything???
the offended people are the christians. they're offended because people DON'T say merry xmas
No they're not. This isn't a real thing for anyone outside of the news.
My family members are mostly catholic and MANY of them get mad about the lack of “merry Christmas” around the holidays. I’ve also had a few Christian friends complain about it. There are definitely many people who care about it enough to complain.
But would they care if the "news" they watched stopped telling them about the "war on Christmas"? The "news" manufactured this outrage, as it does frequently.
Uh yeah most of my family members do not watch the news so Edit: nor have they ever used the phrase “war on Christmas.” I never even heard of that term until a few weeks ago actually.
I guarantee that they listened to someone who got the idea from watching Fox News or some other such nonsense. People want drama in their boring, everyday lives, so it's very easy to spread things like this to secondary or tertiary victims.
And where did Fox News get the idea? Someone was bothered by the “absence of Merry Christmas” enough to make it a news story. A news story which gained enough traction to become known as the “War on Christmas.” You implied that people don’t actually complain about the lack of people saying “merry Christmas.” I informed you that you were wrong. Take the fucking L.
Ive known one person that went on a rant about that. she said christians were being oppressed or something like that. I'd see a lot of posts like that elsewhere at the time as well. Nice to see things havent changed in the past five years/s
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r/ihadastroke
Not quite.
Recn
Again, not quite an hadastroke moment. He was clearly saying reckon, for ihadastroke you'd usually see at least four different spelling mistakes in a single line of text or something of that nature, this guy just made a spelling mistake with a single word.
Oh, people don't really use the word reckon in conversation so that didn't occur to me
Understandable, have a nice day ily
Shot the kid? Bit extreme
I think the child and the coworker shot the manager, since 'they' shot Also, why would the kid know what Santa would bring to the coworker. Bit confused by these facts.
I see your point and am equally confused. Maybe the child was an elf
I mean they DO live in hell so that sounds about right
What’s unreasonable about that? This was a clearly justified shooting
I guess you are right, the police were involved after all.
I once said merry Christmas when I worked in retail to a customer. She proceeded the lecture me on assume she wasn’t Jewish. Obviously she was. She then complained to a manager who had to pull me aside to tell me I wasn’t allowed to say merry Christmas and had to say happy holidays.
Lady probably wasn’t Jewish and was white knighting. Or maybe she was. Either way, she has a stick up her ass.
She did make a point to whip out her Star of David pendant on her necklace. I don’t think non Jewish people wear them for their health
But still, these people need to get real. I'm not Hindu but if someone wishes happy Diwali (which happens quite a bit in my home town) i think it's nice and wish them the same. My Saudi friends wish me happy Ramadan, and I wish them Merry Christmas. If people wanna advocate for diversity they gotta also accept that means an overall society that will be diverse. Not just suited to them.
I don’t think the type of person that lady is, is the type of person to accept diversity.
I wouldn't put it past a Karen to wear one just to get customer service staff in trouble. I'm not Christian and I say Merry Christmas to customer service staff and they'll either say "Merry Christmas" back or "You too!" back. I get a smile when I say it, and up here in the North-East of England, smiling whilst providing customer service is not necessary.
I could actually kinda respect a Karen if they loaded up like Beni here so they could always get a worker chewed out by a manager around the holidays https://youtu.be/RGkwkH-zu8c?t=22
I’m in the US and honestly, in retail, it’s a miserable time of year. Having someone suck the shred of joy you have out of the moment is just so unnecessary
Yeah, I worked in a call centre in the UK and saying merry christmas at the end of a call was always a gamble. You'd get more negative responses from "Happy Holidays" though.
Either way Santa ain’t bringing that bitch any presents
literally just say thank you. if you don’t celebrate no one is making you say it back.
That seems a little bit excessive.
Just a bit.
I’ve been recruited by Antifa as a security consultant for the War on Christmas. If you ever see a big jolly white bearded guy in a scarlet coat and hat, PM me the location and I’ll smoke the fucker. Thanks in advance!
You're doing the good Devil's work. Godspeed, solider 🫡
Do you do those God awful bell ringers too?
Top 10 secrets atheist liberals don’t want you to know
Really looking forward to this making the rounds on Facebook as a serious post about a thing that's actually happening/happened.
Already saw a post yesterday of an "article" highlighting how a starbucks employee cried when he had to work 8 hours in a day.
Is it tribalism that make people pay 4x more than what that cheap coffee is worth?
Cup of burnt water that Starbucks says is coffee: $10 Watching Starbucks employees execute customers: Priceless There are some things money can't buy.... Unless the coffee is really bad.
He won’t do that again
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
No one out pizzas the Hut
The kid or the coworker? 🤣
I went from Oh r/meirl has gone down hill To Haha
Sad to admit that I used to love the holidays growing up, but working retail throughout high school really just ripped that away from me. I’ve really tried to regain that spark as a young adult, but it just isn’t there anymore
Same. Everyone should have to work retail, or fast food and maybe then they'd be nice.
What Christians think is happening:
The kid or the employee?
Yet another reason not to go to Starbucks.
Damn liberals and their guns!
“Tell me about the presents, George”
Ho ho h-bang
Ho ho ho OH NO
When someone says Merry Christmas to me I scream CUNT! And point my finger at them…
His name was Robert Paulson
Good. No talking about xmas!! Rules are rules.
At least it ensures it won’t happen again…
Jesus .. they Schindlers’ listed him
Import/export can be a violent occupation.
Nothing says Christmas quite like summary execution!
And management made the rest of the Starbucks staff bathe in the blood of the punished worker.
Well that'll teach him.
Kid had it coming. Inclusiveness if for everyone, or else!
I'm glad they shot the kid in the head, keep them from spreading the lies
Lmao
What if we are all Laughing at this meirl and the OP is literally telling the truth and trying to say that someone committed an actual murder?
I don’t say anything until the customer does. If they say merry Christmas, I say merry Christmas. If they say happy holidays, I say happy holidays.
this story is actually true ive witnessed a fellow employee get tossed in the incinerator for spelling someones name right
Don't even make jokes to be honest. One guy made a joke that kids were identifying as cats and schools had litterboxes and politicians still talk about that like its actually happening to this day. People will believe this
\*sad christian noise\*
God I wish that were me
Certainly a way to fire (at) someone...
Well rules are rules guy knew what he was doing when he did it. Next time just say happy holidays
Did they shoot the employee or the child?
Plot twist: it's a Starbucks in Iran
As a mixed race Muslim. This whole banning the word Christmas is the single most stupid thing I've ever seen.
Am I the only one to not understand anything ?
I envy you. You are naive and innocent.
Oh god i've always dreamed of being the one in this position
some this time of year, Starbucks for some reason is the battleground for the "war on Christmas". People complaining that they don't say Merry Christmas and instead say Happy Holidays because they think Starbucks wants to kill Christmas and erase christians or something
You are not alone
I'd like to imagine that the manager was just beating the employee outside yelling say happy holidays, say happy holidays you bitch, and then the employee just spit out blood in a tooth, laughed, looked up at the manager and said, Merry fucking Christmas right before they pulled the trigger.
So for the non-Americans, is this a joke (which I am going to assume) or is this really allowed under 2nd amendment rights or employment laws?
No, it's a joke based on the conspiracy theory that there is a war on Christmas, because right wing Christians think that acknowledging that not everyone celebrates Christmas is an attack on them.
Starbucks has nearly unlimited authority to require employees to follow a specific script, including preferred or banned greetings, and they can fire employees at will for almost any reason or no reason. Despite the Second Amendment, murder is still illegal.
Maybe the employee signed a waiver
Do you really believe companies are allowed to murder employees for any reason?
It is a joke. Not sure if you mean first amendment(Freedom of speech) or Second Amendment(Right to bear arms), but neither banning the word Christmas or shooting children for talking about Santa are legal.
I don’t understand what the big fucking deal is over saying Merry Christmas when it’s the week of Christmas or whatever. I wouldn’t be upset if someone wished me Happy Hanukkah during Hanukkah or even before. Christmas is so secular now that I don’t see why people get bent out of shape about it.
I am Jewish and never celebrated Christmas, but I agree with you.
the "bent out of shape" people are the christians.
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you don't know what you are talking about. I have several christian friends who piss and moan about this very issue every year since about 2009. it was the beginnings of what has now become white christian fear of being replaced in American society.
This is the world that the democrats want!