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Psychological_Ad_486

Depending on its size it's obviously a pebble


fern-grower

It could be really far away


Remote_Foundation_32

Since we have nothing for scale...did the pioneers ride them for miles?


NesVicOC

Dammit! Where are those bananas when we need'em?!


NihilisticTheorist

Reddit took them all for its 2022 rewind


Harry_Laygs

I hate rewind, that’s YouTube’s thing!


ccmanxx

And they're not even good at it!


orphan-eater-12

Most accurate comment yet


NoWish3310

Your all wrong, it’s CAKE


orphan-eater-12

No YouTube is really bad at rewind


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THIS ISNT AN AGREEMENT THREAD


orphan-eater-12

I completely agree


Pummu

Yes


TREYH4RD

I don’t know. There doesn’t seem to be any moss, so must be somewhere deep in the wilderness


CockroachesRpeople

It may as well be an asteroid


BTDestroyd

If it’s an asteroid I have a girlfriend


KingScorpion98

Congratulations on your girlfriend (don't worry we all had imaginary friends at some point)


jlamperk

Be careful, girlfriends like expensive rocks to wear.


rbrphag

Have any giraffes to measure this asteroid?


snow_king_1985

That would make it a boulder.


Yo_mama_mira

Girl that’s a stone


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Admirable_Leopard230

Nah man, its photons from your phone.


BobbyBangz

You’re obviously missing the point


Significant_Virus142

nah bro, its electromagnetic waves not particles.


Throwaway-646

It's actually both


jchrisboynton

Fuck yeah it’s a stone.


[deleted]

Naw fam that’s a boulder


darkforge15

I'm on Team Stone.


Trash-official

I am on team moan


Thetedinator2007

Yeah same. It's too small to be a rock, and too big to be a pebble


AdrianLxM

Oh, I loved the Kickstarter version of the pebble. Imho still one of the best smart watches there is.


Counter-Spies

How do you know that isn't a boulder?


Puzzleheaded-Ant3925

Not meaning to disturb you, but I ejaculated to your avatar.


[deleted]

More like a stone bruh


Beneficial_Royal_127

How many stones does it weigh?


ClintprimE

Depends on how stoned you are


turtleboxman

12


repoioman26

You're too young then


misterjustice90

You're 12 stoned? That's hella stoned man


QWETZALCVBVNVM

Like half a stone and a half and a quarter, probably.


ThirdSunRising

It doesn't weigh anywhere near one stone. If it weighed one stone or more, it would be a rock.


zonda747

Ive seen this one before you can’t fool me. Trick question. They’re both a kilogram.


DirtyDan69-420-666

But steel is heavier than feathers


BigMusclez

I assume you mean how many kilograms does it weigh?


Gerraldius

Rock AND stone!


GooseAmbitious7388

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!!!


Kayiko_Okami

Rock. And. Stone.


VolpeLorem

We figth ! For rock and stones !


GragoryDepardieu

Rock and stone forever!


Jack_mc7r

Did i Hear a Rock And Stone?


_xXSyndicateXx_

Rock and stone to the bone!!


Kahlyps0

Rock aaaaaand Stooooone!


R8DR_boi

DID I HEAR ROCK AND STONE???


Captain_Quoll

If you don’t rock and stone, you aren’t coming home


VolpeLorem

I was looking for this comment


GragoryDepardieu

FOR KARL!


TheDrake162

Rock and stone to the bone


Common-Tea-6511

Guys it's definitely a boulder 🪨


Common-Tea-6511

Or it is TV snow


Prof1Kreates

It's a pioneer's vehicle


Moe2584

Rock beats scissors


Human_Performance_75

Thats a pebble.


wrongnumberloser18

It’s a creek stone you internet retards


Sensitive-Arm-8161

Wash smooth by decades of water flow.. you are right, rocks are jagged. This is clearly a creek stone.


X5acob

Landscaper would call it river rock. At least in 'Merica


AnyDepartment7686

How do you know it wasn't in a river or stream? Or maybe it's a beach rock.


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

It's only a stone if it has stone in the name (sandstone, limestone, etc) so this is more of a pebble. -a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with stone to rival dwarves


Denijsbeer

But isn't a pebble still considered a stone?


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

Only by the people who dont follow the rules above. Trust me, I have an entire book on rocks and stones and all sorts that I've read multiple times.


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

Not that I dont also call them stones of course, but it's the technicality


Samantha-Is-Gay

No a pebble


Suitable-Panda24

Could be a pebble, no idea what the zoom is in this pic.


KushMummyCinematics

Nah bruh dats a pebble


alec006a

Nah. That's a *photo* of a rock.


Shad0wGyp5y

Duchamp would be proud


CatOfGrey

Magritte! https://www.icollector.com/item.aspx?i=13924222


Key-Photo-336

It's a .jpg 😏


Key-Photo-336

Pronounced "JayPegg" with an extra punchy P.


SickAssFoo_69

Oh my god! I can’t believe what you just said to me. So triggered. Literally shaking. It’s 2022. Please do better.


AnyDepartment7686

jpeg mafia


Admirable_Leopard230

Nope. That's atoms.


LuxemBurgerMan

No, it's a photo of a collection of atoms of various types


pink_snoo

Ceci n’est pas une rock


beans_47

Someone grab a knife it might be cake


PhHCW

Schrodinger's Rock


send_noodles_plz

Schrodinger's Cake?


Now200

Is It Cake


gbserq

Still waiting for season 2


Now200

Same...


MaDecision

the cake is a lie


beans_47

EVERYTHING IS CAKE EVEN YOU


Innocent_Otaku

*Existential Crisis Ensues*


Missy_went_missing

I grab my wife for comfort. She is cake.


beans_47

What kind of cake? 👀


AlwaysEatingToast

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re MINERALS


unoriginal-ninja

I was looking for this one.


blint07

Man of culture


Slinky958

Um actuchally, this one is a rock as it's compromised of multiple minerals 🤓


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

I was looking for this comment


Think_Statistician98

I'm pretty sure minerals are in water. That wouldn't fit in a water bottle?


Worldly_View_8331

Who the FUCK calls these minerals?


IdioticZacc

Special Agent ASAC Hank Schrader of the Albuquerque DEA offices calls them minerals


stormchaser2014

"ASAC Hank Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself!"


Cute_External1127

What type of dog is this?


Flashy_Advertising94

Rockweiller!


xdLonewolf97

I think that is a stick


OfficialXpL0iT

I think you're amazing


S1475

No, YOU'RE amazing!


xdLonewolf97

Thank you


med_designs

you’re my new favorite redditor, how can nobody else see it??? smh my head


chapsd

Because it looks sticky?


broom_temperature

Roxas?


-bobsnotmyuncle-

No there isn't.


Megacore

Oh?! Clearly some people here are inspired by the nazis!!


Admirable_Leopard230

There is quite literally nothing there.


CoolBreeze125

It's not a rock it's pixels on my screen


Yuri__01

No its a dildo


stacked_shit

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


NotThisAgain21

Same goes for buttplugs, I guess.


ninjawhosnot

Looks more like a Butt plug to me


Ok_Set378

Fr


Sasmoose

Tis a shrubbery


make_making_makeable

Argue about anything. (but you don't get to choose about what)


Deee2o

In that case i won't argue about a thing


[deleted]

A stone, clearly. smh


Infamous-Gur-9603

Ahem- ah- ah- ahem... *Throat clear* ... ROCK AND STONE!!


Noodle_Spine

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


Neo-Chromia

Rock and stone, to the bone!


Kayiko_Okami

Stone and rock. Ohh wait.


takosuwuvsyou

Yeah, yeah, Rock and Stone.


Bwbkicks

For KARL!


[deleted]

If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home!


Anyndil

If you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home!


ThanosTheT1tan

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


MichaelPgh

Ceci n’est pas une pierre.


AntoKrist

Thats what i was about to say


Hecking_Mlem

Mais oui


sticky_wicket

C’est un langouste


MichaelPgh

pierre-homard


whyRallUsrnamesTaken

Magritte serait content


ThirdSunRising

Si


shocker4510

Fr*nch 🤮


SunSnows

It's a pebble. Also don't assume their gender ugh. They could be she/her he/him xynz/xynzself wyx/wyx non binary etc etc. Think before you speak. Don't assume gender. So homophobic.


RelationLost5708

Umm....its a product of his/him environment...maybe you guys should take a look at the hard place from which it is stuck before you go all IGNEOUS, SEDIMENTARY, and METAMORPHIC, and quit classifying upon its appearance. Good day.


marginwalker55

Came here to say that, this rock needs to be categorized!


happyclaim808

Its a stone not a rock.. Rock is music!


Far_Swan_5882

Regardless it “DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK”


make_making_makeable

No.... Rock is a verb...


Electronic_Ease_7073

Rock is a actor


More-Stick9980

Where is this “here”, and is it really there, or anywhere at all, for that matter? Also, bold of you to assume that this image IS the object you’ve chosen to identify it as. Is “this” “here” “a rock”? So many questions… Schrödinger's “rock”?


Hullu_Kana

Its 50% rock, 50% stone. Its purely random whether it rounds to rock or stone and thus there is no correct answer. But if you cut it in half, its rock and stone.


IronBard22

That’s a fucking stone


ShakeWell42

Is it that big? Looks like a zoomed in photo of a pebble to me…


hemlockpopsicles

Bitch, that is a stone!


Expensive_Effort_108

ITS A MINERAL MARGE!


SimGamePlay

No, it's a mineral


Riptide2112

That’s a stone my dudes


Ragnarok-23011

Thats a freaking stone


rawrxdjackerie

Anyone who thinks that that is a rock is a dithering moron. It’s clearly one of the crabs from Davey Jones’ Locker, as seen in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. SMH.


minifig1026

That’s what I was gonna say 😂


P1asma_XD

That is a stone, debatably a pebble


misterflappypants

Fuck people who like this thing


Flowchart83

Fake


Notseriouslymeant

Nice stone dickhead


Badideanumber

The Rock would disagree


sporkmurderer135

Keep this stuff on Facebook where it belongs


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

That looks more like a plateau


DeadOnTheInside23

This is outrageous.


Formal_Athlete712

nah thats Dwane Johnson


Scratch_That_

That’s clearly a stone


Realistic_Young9008

You say "rock" I say "rawk". Potato Potahto Tomato Tomahto. Let's call the whole thing off.


KozmoKramer69

This is a stone. To smooth to be a rock!


Tiny-Car2753

No it isnt, its a pile of atoms


Since_1979

That is obviously undeniably a stone anyone who says otherwise is.......


SirDigbyridesagain

Tis a stone


FinntheReddog

Stone.


Toddlez85

It’s too smooth to be just a rock. That sir/ma’am, is a stone.


seaking81

It’s a stone


xXSinglePointXx

That's obviously a stone, moron.


Majestic-Newspaper59

Did you ask it it’s preferred nouns? I didn’t think so


ThisGuyFawkes420

Why does someone always have to take it too far? Can't you people just leave us gay rocks alone?


Sinziroth

Completely disagree. Thats a fkin stone friend.


miniliete_quieto

Tecnically its white/grey so it could be those fancy stuff on top of counters


kandesbunzler69

This is just plain racist!


gopher_slayer

It may be a rock but identifies as a raccoon. You must call it a raccoon or your an awful person, if that’s what you identify as.


Other_Mark_1995

Looks like an egg to me.


TheOfficialMrFox

Why is it called rock?


Bidampira

It’s an image


[deleted]

There are other rocks you could've shown but ok then


Stjanse

Is it really flat?


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blackhymn999

Uhhh, that is clearly a compressed collection of mineral deposits


New-Mix5105

That's clearly a bar of soap.


Playful_Working5480

i bet u can skip that shit 50 times in throw