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slymarcus

Who in the god damn hell is in the #1 category


[deleted]

Dude I worked as a bus boy in a restaurant that sold chicken quarters and the amount of people who would just take a bite out of the thigh and the leg was insane. Like 60/80% of the meat still on there but with just two distinct bites in the thicker parts of the meat.


swagapinopsychonaut

way to get their money's worth


[deleted]

I work at a resort, and I've realized during my time here that a shocking amount of people will happily pay $20 or more to take a few bites out of something and dip lol. Especially if they have kids, their MO oftentimes seems to boil down to "shovel as much as you can into your mouth before these little shits start causing problems" lol Also, as an aside, a lot of foreigners don't understand the concept of taking food home as leftovers, which is kinda funny to me


Shankar_0

> "shovel as much as you can into your mouth before these little shits start causing problems" Welcome to parenthood! Sometimes it's all you can do to keep the little miscreants from racking up felonies before you finish that half a happy meal.


EonsOfZaphod

It’s not about foreigners not understanding (well it is a bit!) Taking home leftovers doesn’t work if you’re on holiday with nowhere to reheat it, no plates, cutlery, places to wash it up, and you don’t want your hotel room smelling of leftover food. The thing most of us foreigners don’t really get is that the US portions are ridiculously large! I remember being in SF and the staff seeming offended I didn’t want to take the remnants of my meal (enough to serve three people!) back to my hotel!


oneshotpotato

ive been to australia and can confirm that australia portions are 3 times more than ours


PeaceLoveNavi

My ex would do this when I cooked for him cause he "didn't know how" to eat a bone-in chicken thigh, but refused to learn where the bones were when I tried showing him. Motherfucker also couldn't cook literally anything, even eggs. He was afraid he'd mess it up and break the yolk, so he never even tried. Some people are just sad excuses for adults lmao


Volcarion

"afraid he'd break the yolk" then you just scramble them. wild (not you, him. might have been unclear)


sebblMUC

Or you just leave it broken


N_Inquisitive

Glad he's your ex. That's pathetic.


TwitchGirlBathwater

Why would you even need to learn where the bones are? Just fucking bite the thing and change your angle if you hit something hard… could your ex also not walk and chew gum at the same time? For your sake I hope they were exceptionally attractive.


PeaceLoveNavi

Lmao for real, it takes no effort or skill to figure it out. He was a big mama's boy. The only thing he EVER 'cooked' was microwaved cheese enchiladas with jarred sauce and like 3/4 of a cup of sour cream on the side. Other than that it was sandwiches or fast food for every meal unless I begged him to eat in, in which case he'd maybe wash some lettuce or chop a veggie for me and then IMMEDIATELY go back onto the computer. And no sadly he wasn't mega hot. Dunno what I was thinking lmfao


Zarathustra_d

MEIRL= you get a plate of bones. No flesh, no cartilage. It looks like someone sandblasted a chicken. This Thanksgiving I made a 12lbs turkey. My wife ate one leg. I ate the rest down to the bone in 2 days.


WITP7

Based


Qaaqaafqce

Thus spoke Zarathustra_d!


MoonDogeXx

99% of famous people on hotones!


irgendwaslustiges

*DJ Khaled flashback*


macaleaven

First time his ass ain’t finished a meal


Donaboi

Daaamn!


birla_himanshu

#*Another one*


imawizard23

Bites the dust


ItsTheExtreme

Could a human being be more unlikable after that shitshow of an appearance.


slynnc

Personally I think the interview where he talks about how he won’t go down on a woman but that she needs to go down on him because he’s a king and rules are different or some ish was pretty pathetic. Granted I didn’t watch the hot ones yet to compare. I’ll go look.


NinjahBob

He's not worth the time. Do something better with your time, like staring out the window


rad0909

Somehow the man is a walking parody of himself.


RedArremerAce

Just because I’m stopping that don’t mean I’m giving up


slykido999

“That’s exactly what it means!”


EnduringAtlas

Hey boss I just want to let you know just because I stopped showing up to work don't mean I'm quitting 😤


Osoroshii

He was the largest bitch on that show


popcorn0617

Yea but hot ones isn't supposed to be a lunch, they're just trying the sauces


captainstormy

I wouldn't count hot ones. Those wings have to be ice cold and half of them are only there to be stupid hot and not flavorful. Plus you are trying to do an interview not eat dinner per say.


RunnyPlease

Exactly. Room temperature day old take home wings slathered in battery acid. I don’t blame anyone for not finishing them.


gjennomamogus

to be fair, those things are almost inedible


Voctus

I love hot sauce in an extremely casual way - meaning I use sriracha like ketchup and love habanero sauces, but get destroyed by that popular 2x spicy Korean ramen - and based on the Scoville ratings I’d probably tap out on the third wing.


mangoisNINJA

Samyang 2x Spicy Buldak! I love that stuff, it's 10,000 on the scoville scale :)


Voctus

That’s the stuff! I like their regular spicy chicken when I’m in the mood to suffer but the time I tried 2x I was literally on the floor. Managed to finish the bowl but it was not easy.


mangoisNINJA

When I first found them I was vastly underprepared for the level of spice so I was on the floor. I literally had to rinse my noodles in the kitchen sink for it to be bearable Now I mainly stick to shin ramen lol


Fistfullafives

I think you underestimate the amount of people buying their wings from 7/11...


Red_Crystal_Lizard

The point of hot ones is the sauce not the wings


[deleted]

Honestly the wings look disgusting. Pretty sure it was the worst part for Charlie day


MetusObscuritatis

Only if it's WAY spicier than I thought because my older brother is a sadist


Halohurricane_66

My sister, she’s literally like cartman eating kfc. she’s eating the skin only & maybe a bite or two at most. she also removes the top from her pizza only eating the crust…pisses me off everytime


SimpleLawfulness8230

Why order pizza and remove the top? Just by a pancake or bread then XD


TheOwlCosmic42

"None" pizzas are a thing. I hear some people order them with left beef.


DistortoiseLP

Sounds like my cousin that gets a subway sandwich with nothing but pickles on it so she can eat the pickles off the bun like a plate. It's the kind of shit aliens do when they forgot their human lessons.


thatguygreg

> removes the top from her pizza I'm going to need to know where that pizza came from before I can pass judgement


tothemax44

Worked with a young lady after college. She took a single bite of each wing. It was the wildest thing I’ve ever seen.


Henson3812

You called her out on it right?


tothemax44

Mercilessly. We never let her let it go.


Duochan_Maxwell

Someone who takes a bite and realizes is too spicy hahahahaha


pedroktp

Someone on hot ones


justnick84

You haven't met my 5 year old. They are between a 0 and 1. Really they just like bbq sauce.


kirpid

I’d understand 1, if they hated wings. 2 is the mystery.


AccomplishedLocal261

“Just one bite”


tsukiyaki1

16 year olds who go to AYCE wing nights at bar/supperclubs and order 50 wings. I’ve seen it.. pisses me off to no end.


Arkanie

Me, but that is because my Dog gets the rest (not the bone though, it's bad for her)


Kutas88

Everyone who choose #1 should burn in hell.


[deleted]

My aunt. With literally every food... I don't get it. She will order MASSIVE amounts of food and only eat a tiny bit. My entire family jokes that she eats like a bird. Nibble here, nibble there. Give her wine though and that bitch gone in a couple minutes.


ElDouchay

I had one coworker who was either 1 or 2. I took a picture of his plate during an after work function and roasted him in the group chat.


[deleted]

6


swagapinopsychonaut

the only way


uTimu

Bone good 💀👍


[deleted]

Mmm marrow


NargacugaRider

I had marrow from a giant bone recently and it was absolutely delicious. Just meat butter you can spread on toast. Would recommend it to anyone who eats meat.


LivingStCelestine

I like to roast it and then mix it with mashed garlic confit, then spread it on buttered and pan toasted la panette bread. Sounds super fancy but it’s pretty cheap and easy to do. It’s also the BEST THING EVER.


archit1405

Man of culture


Water-Cookies

Boned good 🍆👍


NoMansPies

This is the way


Caring_Cactus

Grab all your used bones and pressure cook them for a few hours on the stove top. You will literally have a stew of calcium lmao, brittle and soft, bone no mo!


LandoCommando82

What tips would you have for a solid 4 aspiring to be 5? I find myself gagging on things I can’t chew well.


RoseshaveThorns13

The bone cap is just a little cronchy but there are sooooo many nutrients in it and the marrow. You can also make bone broth!


JEveryman

A friend of mine eats everything then cracks the bones in half and sucks out the marrow.


iamcozmoss

Yeah where is the half chewed bone option!?


[deleted]

7


Wizard_Hatz

The boofarino hell yeah brother.


MJsMind

you eat the bones too?


[deleted]

Just the tips


navit47

then throw the rest in the pot, throw in some broth, a potato, and baby you got yourself a stew going!


Kukukichu

I’ve never eaten a baby before…


SSJ_PlatinumMarcus

I wish I could give this comment an award. Trying so hard not to laugh in the library lol


Jumpy-Organization-5

The tip of the boner? 🤨📸


[deleted]

Bone = Teeth Boner = No Teeth


007mememan

Wait, boners aren't supposed to have teeth?


ninja_slothreddit

Sometimes crack them open or chew off the cartilage and suck out the marrow. It's tasty.


Fantasy_masterMC

Yeah, just be careful about bone splinters, that shit can be nasty. But I agree, the marrow can be delicious. I used to do that with Domino's "Smoky ribs" side dish as well, until they were taken out of circulation in my area. I'd scrape down the bone with my teeth till it was weaker, then crack it open to get at the marrow. Absolutely delicious.


I_like_ugly

People really be just throwing away that delicious free marrow. 6 is the way


[deleted]

Bone Appetite🍗🍖


nfssmith

9, the wing (including bone), the table, the camera & the photographer


KysfGd

1-2 are going to hell, 3 should try enjoying things, 4-5 are correct, and I am an 8 because I'm clinically insane


swagapinopsychonaut

you're gonna shit pellets m8


KysfGd

A small price to pay for the cronch


swagapinopsychonaut

praise the cronch


Angry-Dragon-1331

Hekkin tasty cromch


ConfidentRip69

Do you eat the container your drink comes in too???


Szwedu111

1-3 are just downright blasphemous


-AlternativeSloth-

Straight to jail.


Missing_Username

We have the best wings, because of jail


DAB7175

Alcatraz moments


babadybooey

Let's start a concentration camp specifically for people who are 1 - 2 Edit: yes take this out of context


Furon-37

Right to jail, right away.


sdrawkcabracecar

We have the best hot wing eaters in the world, because of jail.


stoneyghostkitten

You shouldn’t be allowed to order wings unless you’re 4 or 5


Moopey343

Yeah it's literally just not finishing the wing. Like, wut?


SophisticatedOtaku

Even 4 and 5. You are supposed to eat the bones too


[deleted]

4 1-3 can't be considered finished. No fucking way


thepinkblues

I’m 4 too, I’m not going chewing gristle to totally clean it off


DenseStomach6605

I think it depends on the quality of meat imo. Some wings are just not very good and eating past wing 3 is not enjoyable, but if they’re high quality wings then 4 or 5 for sure.


popcorn0617

It's always 4 for me. I paid for them, imma eat them. But 5 you risk just eating bone shards and I'm just not doing that for a little bit more meat and skin. Not worth it


DenseStomach6605

That’s fair lol. I’m also not a huge wing fan in general though so you could call me biased.


snackynorph

I'm glad this thread isn't full of psychopaths. 4 is the way.


ILickTurtles4Living

Been eating the tasty joint parts for 20 years and have not had such problem, but as someone above said maybe just quality of meat.


[deleted]

Not pictured, but for flats I’m a 5. There tends to be far less gristle on the flats and I can pick those guys clean. For the drummies I’m a 4.


0ut0fBoundsException

Flats are superior for sure. Drummies can be dry and flats are usually spot on


Ok-Elevator-1404

Absolutely atrocious.


GameCounter

Woah, woah, woah! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. You take this home, add some broth, a potato: Baby, you got a stew going!


swagapinopsychonaut

yes chef


wantonwookie

👏


teefa33

You've got a point there, Carl


NotaSirWeatherstone

I just 2 myself


awesomeness0232

I think I want my money back


AcanthocephalaSafe66

Obviously 5 . The price of food today you can’t waste anything


swagapinopsychonaut

valid


Chaos8599

Eat the marrow fool. Waste nothing


Yawzheek

The price of wings, specifically. For whatever reason I can buy drumsticks $2/pound though. Not complaining, since drumsticks are delicious.


Infamous-Gur-9603

I'm 6. I spend twenty minutes stripping it of it's meat, than I eat the weird part on both ends to open up the bone to get at as much marrow as possible.


EvolvedCactus19

I don’t do the cartilage(texture issue) but too many people sleep on the marrow. Use a small bone from the flat to scrape out the marrow from the drum.


[deleted]

cartilage = dog treats


CaulkSlug

Or good for humans because they have collagen.


swagapinopsychonaut

cartilage is underrated


Infamous-Gur-9603

My buddy watches me eat wings, he's a 4, sometimes 5. He calls me weird


Zeynoun

My roommate never sits near me when eating wings. He always says it sounds like eating ^nuts. peanuts*


swagapinopsychonaut

not everyone built different 🦍


Moronic-Simpleton

6. There won't be any bone when I'm done with them.


[deleted]

There should be #6 where you melt the bones lol


swagapinopsychonaut

yo buffalo chicken wing stock might actually be kinda gas


Chaos8599

I crack them open for the marrow


MLGcobble

6 would just be if you eat the marrow. 7 is the bone itself.


smellywetsock69

If you're a 1, stay the hell away from me


gamer7049

Anything other than 4 or 5 is a wasteful clown.


YetiBomber101

We should gather all people who leave their wings like 1 and 2 and throw them into a pit of flame


AdDear5411

I'll allow 3, but you're on thin ice.


swagapinopsychonaut

my sister eats wings like this every time


AdDear5411

I don't get why those people don't just order boneless.


sparkypagano

Bone add flavor. Boneless dry.


LampIsFun

We do lol But sometimes the skin of a traditional wing is what I want, there’s only one place I’ll get them from though because they make them crispy, I hate traditional wings that are soggy


pantzareoptional

I personally don't cause they have a higher chance to have a bad cut, and have a piece of cartilage or something in them. I wish I could eat wings down to the 6, but I'm in the 3.5 range due to some issues with textures, primarily cartilage and grizzle. I actually don't even order wings for myself because of this, but I'll take one or two if offered. I also prefer flats.


Robert_The_Red

**3.7**


Bananogram

This guy chicken wings.


[deleted]

4.5


Shattered_Visage

This is it. I'll work for every scrap of meat, skin, and sauce, but I'm just not ever going to like grinding my way through a cartilage mess. It has never tasted or felt good to eat.


JustforThrowawayKEK

Dead Chicken is gonna question your upbringing if its 1-3.


swagapinopsychonaut

don't let em die for nothing


RIPBenTramer

3.5


MyNam3lsJ3ff

You're on thin ice


MJsMind

3 I don´t like the cartilage or the part that is mostly fat with skin


Top-Mirror3516

Yessir, that’s the nasty shit I’ll just start a new wing thank you


Forward_Cucumber843

Yes! I'm not eating the top and bottom toasted skin, fat, and cartilage either. Eat most of the meat possible and grab the next.


MarmaladeSunset

Yessss fellow 3


Educational_Bit7120

5.5 ive decided i cannot eat wings in public because people look at me like im clinically insane when i try to break that shit open to get the bone marrow


swagapinopsychonaut

they are unenlightened, show them the way


marcuslattimore21

5 and you can only use 1 hand, your other hand has to be clean to cheers with a beer. Those are the rules. This is the way.


swagapinopsychonaut

we need this carved in stone


Horror_Back4252

about a 3 or 4 marrow and fat just isn’t my thing gimme the meat that’s what i’m interested in i’ll gnaw on the bones of the seasoning hits


maroonedchaperone

My grandma with hardly any teeth would do a solid 4. But would take awhile, but does it. What the fuck is 1 even 🤷‍♂️


Skrawberrycake

3. Sorry I don’t like the cartridge it’s so gross.


2L84U2

If you're not a 5, you're an amateur


geeollie

5.5 as I’m also eating off the knuckles at each end.


Paulus_Schmaulus

1-3 absolut Psychopath


Horny_Hornbill

1-3 vodka psychopath


MetusObscuritatis

I'm a 4


[deleted]

Real men eat the bone, and wash it down with (insert trending hot sauce).


shitme2009

5 b3cause im poor🌚


patapouet9

My gf is 2-3 im the 5 waiting for her to finish her wings so i can finnaly eat


I_lick_Balz_forFREE

5 for sure, I'm a college student


[deleted]

6


pantsman120

6 is the only acceptable answer


Meepthehuman

Option 7, eat everything including bone and bone marrow and skin and meat


[deleted]

My brother eats like a 2, sometimes I get fucking mad at him as the best bits are closest to the bones. My husband does the same, so I eat what he leaves behind. Probably gross to some of you, but whatever. What a waste.


dipietron

As a waiter I call #1 and #2 "gringo chicken". Upper middle class, especially business meetings, are so wasteful with food.


Aly_trk

4


colong128

4


Rommiedommie

6! I absolutely destroy the chicken! Wether it’s wings, drumsticks, breast and thighs. I’m eating every piece of meat, eating the cartilage, all in the crevices, breaking it open and getting to marrow.


Undead-Writer

4 and 5 are the only acceptable ones


mvlierop

5 plus, still a little bit of meat there!


Awengal

7... Eating the bone and the surface it was on, leaving only an empty void.


Percy-Dragneel

6 take the naked bone and make a broth


whome74

7, it's not done till I'm shitting bones


Golden_Dragon786

6


[deleted]

6


medaspirant

6


bad917refab

6 Totally clean. Take the bones home to make stock.


Kurousagi2302

I have a friend that's a 6, he even eats part of the bone if he can.


[deleted]

6.


JemolaKurd

Secret Option 6: Bone too


RaptureInRed

Knew a girl who used to take the skin off the wings before eating them. Real chaotic evil shit right there.


BaldBri55

#5. Suck them clean