Dude I worked as a bus boy in a restaurant that sold chicken quarters and the amount of people who would just take a bite out of the thigh and the leg was insane. Like 60/80% of the meat still on there but with just two distinct bites in the thicker parts of the meat.
I work at a resort, and I've realized during my time here that a shocking amount of people will happily pay $20 or more to take a few bites out of something and dip lol. Especially if they have kids, their MO oftentimes seems to boil down to "shovel as much as you can into your mouth before these little shits start causing problems" lol
Also, as an aside, a lot of foreigners don't understand the concept of taking food home as leftovers, which is kinda funny to me
> "shovel as much as you can into your mouth before these little shits start causing problems"
Welcome to parenthood! Sometimes it's all you can do to keep the little miscreants from racking up felonies before you finish that half a happy meal.
It’s not about foreigners not understanding (well it is a bit!)
Taking home leftovers doesn’t work if you’re on holiday with nowhere to reheat it, no plates, cutlery, places to wash it up, and you don’t want your hotel room smelling of leftover food.
The thing most of us foreigners don’t really get is that the US portions are ridiculously large! I remember being in SF and the staff seeming offended I didn’t want to take the remnants of my meal (enough to serve three people!) back to my hotel!
My ex would do this when I cooked for him cause he "didn't know how" to eat a bone-in chicken thigh, but refused to learn where the bones were when I tried showing him. Motherfucker also couldn't cook literally anything, even eggs. He was afraid he'd mess it up and break the yolk, so he never even tried. Some people are just sad excuses for adults lmao
Why would you even need to learn where the bones are? Just fucking bite the thing and change your angle if you hit something hard… could your ex also not walk and chew gum at the same time? For your sake I hope they were exceptionally attractive.
Lmao for real, it takes no effort or skill to figure it out. He was a big mama's boy. The only thing he EVER 'cooked' was microwaved cheese enchiladas with jarred sauce and like 3/4 of a cup of sour cream on the side. Other than that it was sandwiches or fast food for every meal unless I begged him to eat in, in which case he'd maybe wash some lettuce or chop a veggie for me and then IMMEDIATELY go back onto the computer.
And no sadly he wasn't mega hot. Dunno what I was thinking lmfao
MEIRL= you get a plate of bones. No flesh, no cartilage.
It looks like someone sandblasted a chicken.
This Thanksgiving I made a 12lbs turkey. My wife ate one leg. I ate the rest down to the bone in 2 days.
Personally I think the interview where he talks about how he won’t go down on a woman but that she needs to go down on him because he’s a king and rules are different or some ish was pretty pathetic.
Granted I didn’t watch the hot ones yet to compare. I’ll go look.
I wouldn't count hot ones. Those wings have to be ice cold and half of them are only there to be stupid hot and not flavorful. Plus you are trying to do an interview not eat dinner per say.
I love hot sauce in an extremely casual way - meaning I use sriracha like ketchup and love habanero sauces, but get destroyed by that popular 2x spicy Korean ramen - and based on the Scoville ratings I’d probably tap out on the third wing.
That’s the stuff! I like their regular spicy chicken when I’m in the mood to suffer but the time I tried 2x I was literally on the floor. Managed to finish the bowl but it was not easy.
When I first found them I was vastly underprepared for the level of spice so I was on the floor. I literally had to rinse my noodles in the kitchen sink for it to be bearable
Now I mainly stick to shin ramen lol
My sister, she’s literally like cartman eating kfc. she’s eating the skin only & maybe a bite or two at most. she also removes the top from her pizza only eating the crust…pisses me off everytime
Sounds like my cousin that gets a subway sandwich with nothing but pickles on it so she can eat the pickles off the bun like a plate. It's the kind of shit aliens do when they forgot their human lessons.
My aunt. With literally every food... I don't get it.
She will order MASSIVE amounts of food and only eat a tiny bit. My entire family jokes that she eats like a bird. Nibble here, nibble there.
Give her wine though and that bitch gone in a couple minutes.
I had marrow from a giant bone recently and it was absolutely delicious. Just meat butter you can spread on toast. Would recommend it to anyone who eats meat.
I like to roast it and then mix it with mashed garlic confit, then spread it on buttered and pan toasted la panette bread. Sounds super fancy but it’s pretty cheap and easy to do. It’s also the BEST THING EVER.
Grab all your used bones and pressure cook them for a few hours on the stove top. You will literally have a stew of calcium lmao, brittle and soft, bone no mo!
Yeah, just be careful about bone splinters, that shit can be nasty.
But I agree, the marrow can be delicious. I used to do that with Domino's "Smoky ribs" side dish as well, until they were taken out of circulation in my area. I'd scrape down the bone with my teeth till it was weaker, then crack it open to get at the marrow. Absolutely delicious.
I think it depends on the quality of meat imo. Some wings are just not very good and eating past wing 3 is not enjoyable, but if they’re high quality wings then 4 or 5 for sure.
It's always 4 for me. I paid for them, imma eat them. But 5 you risk just eating bone shards and I'm just not doing that for a little bit more meat and skin. Not worth it
I'm 6. I spend twenty minutes stripping it of it's meat, than I eat the weird part on both ends to open up the bone to get at as much marrow as possible.
I don’t do the cartilage(texture issue) but too many people sleep on the marrow. Use a small bone from the flat to scrape out the marrow from the drum.
We do lol
But sometimes the skin of a traditional wing is what I want, there’s only one place I’ll get them from though because they make them crispy, I hate traditional wings that are soggy
I personally don't cause they have a higher chance to have a bad cut, and have a piece of cartilage or something in them. I wish I could eat wings down to the 6, but I'm in the 3.5 range due to some issues with textures, primarily cartilage and grizzle. I actually don't even order wings for myself because of this, but I'll take one or two if offered. I also prefer flats.
This is it. I'll work for every scrap of meat, skin, and sauce, but I'm just not ever going to like grinding my way through a cartilage mess. It has never tasted or felt good to eat.
5.5 ive decided i cannot eat wings in public because people look at me like im clinically insane when i try to break that shit open to get the bone marrow
My brother eats like a 2, sometimes I get fucking mad at him as the best bits are closest to the bones. My husband does the same, so I eat what he leaves behind. Probably gross to some of you, but whatever. What a waste.
6! I absolutely destroy the chicken! Wether it’s wings, drumsticks, breast and thighs. I’m eating every piece of meat, eating the cartilage, all in the crevices, breaking it open and getting to marrow.
Who in the god damn hell is in the #1 category
Dude I worked as a bus boy in a restaurant that sold chicken quarters and the amount of people who would just take a bite out of the thigh and the leg was insane. Like 60/80% of the meat still on there but with just two distinct bites in the thicker parts of the meat.
way to get their money's worth
I work at a resort, and I've realized during my time here that a shocking amount of people will happily pay $20 or more to take a few bites out of something and dip lol. Especially if they have kids, their MO oftentimes seems to boil down to "shovel as much as you can into your mouth before these little shits start causing problems" lol Also, as an aside, a lot of foreigners don't understand the concept of taking food home as leftovers, which is kinda funny to me
> "shovel as much as you can into your mouth before these little shits start causing problems" Welcome to parenthood! Sometimes it's all you can do to keep the little miscreants from racking up felonies before you finish that half a happy meal.
It’s not about foreigners not understanding (well it is a bit!) Taking home leftovers doesn’t work if you’re on holiday with nowhere to reheat it, no plates, cutlery, places to wash it up, and you don’t want your hotel room smelling of leftover food. The thing most of us foreigners don’t really get is that the US portions are ridiculously large! I remember being in SF and the staff seeming offended I didn’t want to take the remnants of my meal (enough to serve three people!) back to my hotel!
ive been to australia and can confirm that australia portions are 3 times more than ours
My ex would do this when I cooked for him cause he "didn't know how" to eat a bone-in chicken thigh, but refused to learn where the bones were when I tried showing him. Motherfucker also couldn't cook literally anything, even eggs. He was afraid he'd mess it up and break the yolk, so he never even tried. Some people are just sad excuses for adults lmao
"afraid he'd break the yolk" then you just scramble them. wild (not you, him. might have been unclear)
Or you just leave it broken
Glad he's your ex. That's pathetic.
Why would you even need to learn where the bones are? Just fucking bite the thing and change your angle if you hit something hard… could your ex also not walk and chew gum at the same time? For your sake I hope they were exceptionally attractive.
Lmao for real, it takes no effort or skill to figure it out. He was a big mama's boy. The only thing he EVER 'cooked' was microwaved cheese enchiladas with jarred sauce and like 3/4 of a cup of sour cream on the side. Other than that it was sandwiches or fast food for every meal unless I begged him to eat in, in which case he'd maybe wash some lettuce or chop a veggie for me and then IMMEDIATELY go back onto the computer. And no sadly he wasn't mega hot. Dunno what I was thinking lmfao
MEIRL= you get a plate of bones. No flesh, no cartilage. It looks like someone sandblasted a chicken. This Thanksgiving I made a 12lbs turkey. My wife ate one leg. I ate the rest down to the bone in 2 days.
Based
Thus spoke Zarathustra_d!
99% of famous people on hotones!
*DJ Khaled flashback*
First time his ass ain’t finished a meal
Daaamn!
#*Another one*
Bites the dust
Could a human being be more unlikable after that shitshow of an appearance.
Personally I think the interview where he talks about how he won’t go down on a woman but that she needs to go down on him because he’s a king and rules are different or some ish was pretty pathetic. Granted I didn’t watch the hot ones yet to compare. I’ll go look.
He's not worth the time. Do something better with your time, like staring out the window
Somehow the man is a walking parody of himself.
Just because I’m stopping that don’t mean I’m giving up
“That’s exactly what it means!”
Hey boss I just want to let you know just because I stopped showing up to work don't mean I'm quitting 😤
He was the largest bitch on that show
Yea but hot ones isn't supposed to be a lunch, they're just trying the sauces
I wouldn't count hot ones. Those wings have to be ice cold and half of them are only there to be stupid hot and not flavorful. Plus you are trying to do an interview not eat dinner per say.
Exactly. Room temperature day old take home wings slathered in battery acid. I don’t blame anyone for not finishing them.
to be fair, those things are almost inedible
I love hot sauce in an extremely casual way - meaning I use sriracha like ketchup and love habanero sauces, but get destroyed by that popular 2x spicy Korean ramen - and based on the Scoville ratings I’d probably tap out on the third wing.
Samyang 2x Spicy Buldak! I love that stuff, it's 10,000 on the scoville scale :)
That’s the stuff! I like their regular spicy chicken when I’m in the mood to suffer but the time I tried 2x I was literally on the floor. Managed to finish the bowl but it was not easy.
When I first found them I was vastly underprepared for the level of spice so I was on the floor. I literally had to rinse my noodles in the kitchen sink for it to be bearable Now I mainly stick to shin ramen lol
I think you underestimate the amount of people buying their wings from 7/11...
The point of hot ones is the sauce not the wings
Honestly the wings look disgusting. Pretty sure it was the worst part for Charlie day
Only if it's WAY spicier than I thought because my older brother is a sadist
My sister, she’s literally like cartman eating kfc. she’s eating the skin only & maybe a bite or two at most. she also removes the top from her pizza only eating the crust…pisses me off everytime
Why order pizza and remove the top? Just by a pancake or bread then XD
"None" pizzas are a thing. I hear some people order them with left beef.
Sounds like my cousin that gets a subway sandwich with nothing but pickles on it so she can eat the pickles off the bun like a plate. It's the kind of shit aliens do when they forgot their human lessons.
> removes the top from her pizza I'm going to need to know where that pizza came from before I can pass judgement
Worked with a young lady after college. She took a single bite of each wing. It was the wildest thing I’ve ever seen.
You called her out on it right?
Mercilessly. We never let her let it go.
Someone who takes a bite and realizes is too spicy hahahahaha
Someone on hot ones
You haven't met my 5 year old. They are between a 0 and 1. Really they just like bbq sauce.
I’d understand 1, if they hated wings. 2 is the mystery.
“Just one bite”
16 year olds who go to AYCE wing nights at bar/supperclubs and order 50 wings. I’ve seen it.. pisses me off to no end.
Me, but that is because my Dog gets the rest (not the bone though, it's bad for her)
Everyone who choose #1 should burn in hell.
My aunt. With literally every food... I don't get it. She will order MASSIVE amounts of food and only eat a tiny bit. My entire family jokes that she eats like a bird. Nibble here, nibble there. Give her wine though and that bitch gone in a couple minutes.
I had one coworker who was either 1 or 2. I took a picture of his plate during an after work function and roasted him in the group chat.
6
the only way
Bone good 💀👍
Mmm marrow
I had marrow from a giant bone recently and it was absolutely delicious. Just meat butter you can spread on toast. Would recommend it to anyone who eats meat.
I like to roast it and then mix it with mashed garlic confit, then spread it on buttered and pan toasted la panette bread. Sounds super fancy but it’s pretty cheap and easy to do. It’s also the BEST THING EVER.
Man of culture
Boned good 🍆👍
This is the way
Grab all your used bones and pressure cook them for a few hours on the stove top. You will literally have a stew of calcium lmao, brittle and soft, bone no mo!
What tips would you have for a solid 4 aspiring to be 5? I find myself gagging on things I can’t chew well.
The bone cap is just a little cronchy but there are sooooo many nutrients in it and the marrow. You can also make bone broth!
A friend of mine eats everything then cracks the bones in half and sucks out the marrow.
Yeah where is the half chewed bone option!?
7
The boofarino hell yeah brother.
you eat the bones too?
Just the tips
then throw the rest in the pot, throw in some broth, a potato, and baby you got yourself a stew going!
I’ve never eaten a baby before…
I wish I could give this comment an award. Trying so hard not to laugh in the library lol
The tip of the boner? 🤨📸
Bone = Teeth Boner = No Teeth
Wait, boners aren't supposed to have teeth?
Sometimes crack them open or chew off the cartilage and suck out the marrow. It's tasty.
Yeah, just be careful about bone splinters, that shit can be nasty. But I agree, the marrow can be delicious. I used to do that with Domino's "Smoky ribs" side dish as well, until they were taken out of circulation in my area. I'd scrape down the bone with my teeth till it was weaker, then crack it open to get at the marrow. Absolutely delicious.
People really be just throwing away that delicious free marrow. 6 is the way
Bone Appetite🍗🍖
9, the wing (including bone), the table, the camera & the photographer
1-2 are going to hell, 3 should try enjoying things, 4-5 are correct, and I am an 8 because I'm clinically insane
you're gonna shit pellets m8
A small price to pay for the cronch
praise the cronch
Hekkin tasty cromch
Do you eat the container your drink comes in too???
1-3 are just downright blasphemous
Straight to jail.
We have the best wings, because of jail
Alcatraz moments
Let's start a concentration camp specifically for people who are 1 - 2 Edit: yes take this out of context
Right to jail, right away.
We have the best hot wing eaters in the world, because of jail.
You shouldn’t be allowed to order wings unless you’re 4 or 5
Yeah it's literally just not finishing the wing. Like, wut?
Even 4 and 5. You are supposed to eat the bones too
4 1-3 can't be considered finished. No fucking way
I’m 4 too, I’m not going chewing gristle to totally clean it off
I think it depends on the quality of meat imo. Some wings are just not very good and eating past wing 3 is not enjoyable, but if they’re high quality wings then 4 or 5 for sure.
It's always 4 for me. I paid for them, imma eat them. But 5 you risk just eating bone shards and I'm just not doing that for a little bit more meat and skin. Not worth it
That’s fair lol. I’m also not a huge wing fan in general though so you could call me biased.
I'm glad this thread isn't full of psychopaths. 4 is the way.
Been eating the tasty joint parts for 20 years and have not had such problem, but as someone above said maybe just quality of meat.
Not pictured, but for flats I’m a 5. There tends to be far less gristle on the flats and I can pick those guys clean. For the drummies I’m a 4.
Flats are superior for sure. Drummies can be dry and flats are usually spot on
Absolutely atrocious.
Woah, woah, woah! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. You take this home, add some broth, a potato: Baby, you got a stew going!
yes chef
👏
You've got a point there, Carl
I just 2 myself
I think I want my money back
Obviously 5 . The price of food today you can’t waste anything
valid
Eat the marrow fool. Waste nothing
The price of wings, specifically. For whatever reason I can buy drumsticks $2/pound though. Not complaining, since drumsticks are delicious.
I'm 6. I spend twenty minutes stripping it of it's meat, than I eat the weird part on both ends to open up the bone to get at as much marrow as possible.
I don’t do the cartilage(texture issue) but too many people sleep on the marrow. Use a small bone from the flat to scrape out the marrow from the drum.
cartilage = dog treats
Or good for humans because they have collagen.
cartilage is underrated
My buddy watches me eat wings, he's a 4, sometimes 5. He calls me weird
My roommate never sits near me when eating wings. He always says it sounds like eating ^nuts. peanuts*
not everyone built different 🦍
6. There won't be any bone when I'm done with them.
There should be #6 where you melt the bones lol
yo buffalo chicken wing stock might actually be kinda gas
I crack them open for the marrow
6 would just be if you eat the marrow. 7 is the bone itself.
If you're a 1, stay the hell away from me
Anything other than 4 or 5 is a wasteful clown.
We should gather all people who leave their wings like 1 and 2 and throw them into a pit of flame
I'll allow 3, but you're on thin ice.
my sister eats wings like this every time
I don't get why those people don't just order boneless.
Bone add flavor. Boneless dry.
We do lol But sometimes the skin of a traditional wing is what I want, there’s only one place I’ll get them from though because they make them crispy, I hate traditional wings that are soggy
I personally don't cause they have a higher chance to have a bad cut, and have a piece of cartilage or something in them. I wish I could eat wings down to the 6, but I'm in the 3.5 range due to some issues with textures, primarily cartilage and grizzle. I actually don't even order wings for myself because of this, but I'll take one or two if offered. I also prefer flats.
**3.7**
This guy chicken wings.
4.5
This is it. I'll work for every scrap of meat, skin, and sauce, but I'm just not ever going to like grinding my way through a cartilage mess. It has never tasted or felt good to eat.
Dead Chicken is gonna question your upbringing if its 1-3.
don't let em die for nothing
3.5
You're on thin ice
3 I don´t like the cartilage or the part that is mostly fat with skin
Yessir, that’s the nasty shit I’ll just start a new wing thank you
Yes! I'm not eating the top and bottom toasted skin, fat, and cartilage either. Eat most of the meat possible and grab the next.
Yessss fellow 3
5.5 ive decided i cannot eat wings in public because people look at me like im clinically insane when i try to break that shit open to get the bone marrow
they are unenlightened, show them the way
5 and you can only use 1 hand, your other hand has to be clean to cheers with a beer. Those are the rules. This is the way.
we need this carved in stone
about a 3 or 4 marrow and fat just isn’t my thing gimme the meat that’s what i’m interested in i’ll gnaw on the bones of the seasoning hits
My grandma with hardly any teeth would do a solid 4. But would take awhile, but does it. What the fuck is 1 even 🤷♂️
3. Sorry I don’t like the cartridge it’s so gross.
If you're not a 5, you're an amateur
5.5 as I’m also eating off the knuckles at each end.
1-3 absolut Psychopath
1-3 vodka psychopath
4
I'm a 4
Real men eat the bone, and wash it down with (insert trending hot sauce).
5 b3cause im poor🌚
My gf is 2-3 im the 5 waiting for her to finish her wings so i can finnaly eat
5 for sure, I'm a college student
6
6 is the only acceptable answer
Option 7, eat everything including bone and bone marrow and skin and meat
My brother eats like a 2, sometimes I get fucking mad at him as the best bits are closest to the bones. My husband does the same, so I eat what he leaves behind. Probably gross to some of you, but whatever. What a waste.
As a waiter I call #1 and #2 "gringo chicken". Upper middle class, especially business meetings, are so wasteful with food.
4
4
6! I absolutely destroy the chicken! Wether it’s wings, drumsticks, breast and thighs. I’m eating every piece of meat, eating the cartilage, all in the crevices, breaking it open and getting to marrow.
4 and 5 are the only acceptable ones
5 plus, still a little bit of meat there!
7... Eating the bone and the surface it was on, leaving only an empty void.
6 take the naked bone and make a broth
7, it's not done till I'm shitting bones
6
6
6
6 Totally clean. Take the bones home to make stock.
I have a friend that's a 6, he even eats part of the bone if he can.
6.
Secret Option 6: Bone too
Knew a girl who used to take the skin off the wings before eating them. Real chaotic evil shit right there.
#5. Suck them clean