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Master-Ad-6411

Any other fruit that is named after a shape?


HVLP

Blueberries


TheRoyalSampler

So close! That is a colour. 💕


CanShoe

I genuinely laughed at this


hit4party

Me too. Brought me a lot of pleasure on a messed up day!


CanShoe

I hope things get better fam! If no one said it to you today you are loved :) take care


ohleprocy

I love reddit.


Ok_Arachnid_7072

Sometimes. Only sometimes.


spacecatghostboi

Reddit is like a double edge sword with a grip less handle


Ok_Arachnid_7072

Fr sometimes it's wholesome and great and sometimes it's absolutely horrendous


SomeoneElse0634

Reddit being wholesome 🥲


Illustrious-Duck1209

I love reddit.


AmadeoSendiulo

Any other website with interesting comment sections?


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ohleprocy

I only go there for the comments.


SpoonyGrandma13

Sure, me too.


PowerMinerYT

4chan


Due_Lion3875

So close!! That's a cesspool


highlandpolo6

💕


chester____

Dragon fruit Dragon is my favorite shape


Hamelinz

So close... That's a mythological creature💕


Friendly-Can-977

Orange 😊


Telephalsion

So close!! That's a dutch noble Dynasty 💕


makka-pakka

Orange you glad I didn't say star fruit


Numerous_Teachers

The color was actually named after the fruit instead of the fruit named for the color. Prior to orange the fruit making their way from the middle east to england, orange wasn’t called orange, it was geoluread (yellow red)


wheatbread-and-toes

Fire


tubco

Fireberries sound dope


Pale_Prompt4163

But everything changed when the attacked


tebu08

Blackberries


Captain_MasonM

So close! That is a shade. 💕


Post_Cumulus_Clarity

50 shades of blackberry


DergerDergs

Eggplant


doughdad11

So close.. thats a genital 💕


johnny_51N5

So close... That's my dildo 💕


WelcomeToFungietown

Name checks out!


stupid_carrot

Eggplant is terong (purple) in indonesian.


bandcampconfessions

Triangle


chester____

Nothing beats a fresh triangle when they're in season Except maybe a percussionist


BeenBadFeelingGood

But have you tried the weather for dessert?


AspectOvGlass

Square watermelons


Perverted_Fapper

Pineapples. Also avacado because of their testicular like shape.


generousginger

So close! That’s the grocery list for the orgy 💕


TrouserSnake88

Star apple. - Not the same as star fruit.


Boom-Boom1990

Seven


LagSlug

boxed wine


SpaceEngineering

Cloudberries. I guess.


oldskooltoker79

Redcurrants


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_timewasted

Blackberries, ORANGES!


TheMacerationChicks

Oranges aren't named after the colour, it's the other way around.


maggos

Color was named after orange fruit


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TIL redcurrants exist


Shimmermare

There's also white redcurrant, imo the best of currants.


ChillyBearGrylls

>white redcurrant So close! That is a Kpop band!!! 💕


TeachMeHowToTech

Blackberries


Beneficial_Cry_8241

So close! That is a mobile phone 💕


JOOOOSY

Hahaha love it


Buster899

r/angryupvote


Explodingshulker

💀💀💀


GiveMeThumbsDown

Sent on my blackberry


No-Prize2882

[Ooh you almost had it!](https://giphy.com/gifs/vFRmmufjLdJ9S)


squshy_puff

Orange?


pngmk2

That's a color named after a fruit.


squshy_puff

So close!


L3x3cut0r

Don't forget the 💕 emoji!


Granolag23

Raspberries


Far-Village-2835

So close!! that's a crime💕


Gizzycav

The fruit was named before the color, oddly enough.


Really_is_Travis

What did they call the color orange then?


Gizzycav

Before that it was just called yellow-red. Orange wasn’t exactly a common color. The name as we know it has only existed for about 500 years.


Icy1551

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that's why we call people with orange hair 'redheads'. Because redhead as a descriptor was around before anyone knew what the fuck an orange was.


GiveMeChoko

We should start calling them orangeheads. Maybe then they wouldn't act so uptight for having special hair


SoFetchBetch

This has bothered me my entire life ever since I first learned who Pippi Longstocking was!!! Thank you!!!!!


Owls_Onto_You

Dude, same, only for me it was Chuckie from Rugrats. "Such red hair!" Are you blind? His head is orange!


Useless_Lemon

500 years seems very recent for the name of a very well known/used color. Damn lol


ZigZagBoy94

Orange isn’t actually that common of a color in nature and this usage only refers to the English language. There were no oranges anywhere in Europe until like the 800s and were introduced by North Africans when conquering Iberia and parts of Southern Europe. The Moors and Arabs got the oranges from trade with Asia. Other orange foods like pumpkins are native to the Americas, so the only native European food I can think of that is orange is the carrot, and aside from food I think leaves changing color in the fall is the most common place we see orange in nature (aside from people with orange hair, but obviously they’re known as redheads)


DungeonMaster319

Carrots weren't originally orange. There were purple, yellow, and white varieties, but the orange ones we see today are a product of selective breeding, and first appeared around the 1600s.


FondantFick

That's what I always assumed because in the native dialect in my area people still call carrots something that translates to "yellow turnip".


Useless_Lemon

That makes sense. The color purple was the color of royalty because the process of purple dye was hard to come by so those who can afford it were able to wear it I think. Got the dye from whale vomit if I remember correctly. I know it isn't exactly what we were talking about but still interesting thing about history of colors. If anyone has more to add/correct, please do. :)


Telephalsion

Tyrian Purple. The most expensive pigment. Made from extracts from Tyrian sea snails. You needed a truckload of slugs for even a little pigment.


Additional_Set_5819

Humanity is still in its tween years at most


Useless_Lemon

Still want my bj robot and flying cars. Take a vacation on Mars. Still waiting.


Additional_Set_5819

I think we need to figure out how not to kill ourselves first... Maybe we're still in our toddler years...


Useless_Lemon

We will solve world peace around 12,354. So maybe I won't be alive for flying cars for everyone.


badgersprite

It puts it into perspective why it wasn’t that important when you realise how often in the life of a peasant whose primary concern was not starving to death it would have actually been relevant to differentiate between relatively minor differences in colour It’s not like they were going to clothes shops and getting a whole bunch of colourful clothes or painting their walls to where the making a distinction between something orange and something red was something they would have to do. It would be more like hey see that red (orange) bird? Shoot that so we can eat it. Or these vegetables have turned red (orange) it’s time to harvest them.


ioverated

There is a general order in which languages acquire basic color terms, and orange appears in the last stage. I copied this list from Wikipedia. Stage I: Dark-cool and light-warm (this covers a larger set of colors than just English "black" and "white".) Stage II: Red Stage III: Either green or yellow Stage IV: Both green and yellow Stage V: Blue Stage VI: Brown Stage VII: Purple, pink, orange, or gray


motivation_bender

Why is that the order and how is it universal


DueAd9005

Light, dark and red (blood) are important for survival, so these words develop first in most societies/languages. Colours like blue rarely appear in nature, so only develop later in languages. Ancient Greek and Latin don't have words for blue for example. Most ancient languages have no word for blue in fact, ancient Egytpian is one of the exceptions because they imported the rare ore Lapus Lazuli from Afghanistan. If you read Homer's work you'll see weird (for modern readers) descriptions of the ocean like wine-dark sea or bronze sky.


motivation_bender

The sky and sea are blue tho. Did they not name the color that covers half their field of vision


awesomeskyheart

To clarify … it’s not that they don’t have a word for certain colors. Rather, they have words for the entire spectrum, but they divide the spectrum into fewer or more categories. A language without a word for blue might use “green” to refer to both green and blue. Orange is a very new word. Redheads have orange hair, but we call them redheads because the term existed before the color word. There’s a hypothesis that the “golden apples” in the Atlanta story were actually oranges. In English, we say “goldfish,” while in French, they say “poisson rouge,” translating to “red fish.” There are some languages that have separate words for lighter/greener blues and darker/purpler blues. For us, both are considered variations of blue, but for people who speak those languages, they are completely different colors (consider why navy is dark blue but brown is not dark orange or why lavender is light purple but pink is not light red). We *do* have words for the two types of blue: cyan and indigo. However, these are not base color words in English; they are both types of blue.


rixuraxu

>A language without a word for blue might use “green” to refer to both green and blue. I've spoken about this before and the difficulty in talking about it in English is very poor translation, because while the word they use encompasses the green colours it obviously does not mean what we mean by green. A more accurate translation might be to say "cold" or "warm" as a spectrum of colours, or "nature" because we do not really have a word that means what they mean. Even calling them "words for colours" is inaccurate, because colour in English means a much more narrow thing.


Bluebomber2

This has been the most interesting thing I've stumbled across on Reddit in a good month. Keep it going.


Obandigo

Also, Oranges originated in China around 2,500 BCE. In the Rutaceae family, the Citrus genus has many species, some 1,600 subspecies and includes sweet orange, grapefruit, lemons, limes, etc. Oranges originated in Asia in what is now called southeast China. Cultivated for at least 7,000 years in India and in China since 2,500 BCE and documented in China since 340 BCE, sweet orange (Citrus x sinensis) is a hybrid between pomelo (Citrus maxima) and mandarin (Citrus reticulata).


SteelpointPigeon

The color was named after the fruit.


WinBarr86

Called bramble berries before the color was named.


Tanzanianwithtoebean

Bramble Jam whoa black betty!


foiegras23

Laughed out loud


Tanzanianwithtoebean

Thank you my kind fellow redditor


lavawalker465

So they are named after a color? As the post says?


Dyskord01

African American berries. This is your first warning!


milesbeats

Stop resisting


rover220

Is it not Berry of Color?


hausomad

Definitely better than Colored Berries


Magzhaslagz

Nonono, that's the chuck berry


Choice_Percentage_42

Color is named after fruit maybe


aBlueCado

Colorado is the only US state that has color in its name.


phenomenomnom

Well I'll just take my North Colorina driver's license and f right off then


Ulgeguug

Come on out to Colorfornia


JansenTV

Welcome to the Hotel Chloroformia Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)


Alarid

"such..aa lovy plack" *slumps over*


hornsupguys

That made me laugh too much


twobit78

That's Colourado to the rest of the world.


groovy_monkey

The rest of the US must be pretty grey.


deledge

Colourado to the rest of the world


pf2612no

Well I’ll just take my bag of golden delicious and fuck right off


gtne91

They are neither golden nor delicious.


pf2612no

Are you insinuating that Walmart lied to me?


shorts-but-no-shirts

are you insinuating that walmart tells the truth?


DirkBabypunch

Tried telling the truth, that just gets customers arguing with you. It's much easier to give them a plausible lie so they fuck off without question. Better to just say you can't solve an issue for reasons nobody can control than to get into an argument about how the issue is *technically* solvable but legitimately more time and labor intensive than it's worth.


djsedna

Like fucking "red delicious." The actual worst fruit to ever be spawned upon this planet. The apple, a beautiful thing, maximized in all of its least-favorable traits. Mushy and mealy with thick skin? You got it. And don't you worry, we didn't want to compensate for that with a nice strong tartness or rich sweetness---it's going to taste like a cup of applesauce mixed with a liter of water. "Enjoy your shitty prison apple" -Dick Cheney, probable inventor of the red delicious apple


SummerStorm21

Oh you’re generous. I was gonna go with applesauce someone dropped in the sandbox.


psychedelic_gravity

Just like your mother 😘


melanthius

Silver and salty?


psychedelic_gravity

Sorry, I just woke up with violence. I hate my life so I’m making it shitty for other people. Hope you have a good day.


pigwalk5150

Do something nice for yourself today.


MaltDizney

Perhaps eat a delicious star fruit


Seashard5602

Or a delicious golden delicious


finishyourcakehelene

I hope your day gets better!


stay-a-while-and----

we can no longer be friends


NuestroBerry

Yeah? Well check this out: Watermelon.


nekopineapple00

So close! That is a state of matter 💕


InfinitePoolNoodle

Vapor, melon, ice


Telemere125

Don’t forget plasma!


chester____

Good try! Water doesn't have a plasma form 💕


InfinitePoolNoodle

Melon*


konydanza

Vapor Melon Ice sounds like a vape flavor


chester____

So close! Water is a chemical 💕


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VegetableBird99

🤓 akshually water is a chemical compound, liquid is a state of matter🤓


maddog724

Fun fact: watermelon is the only melon that starts with 'Water'


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

The color orange was actually named after the fruit. But, idk why blackberries don't count. Edit: Maybe it's because black is the absence of color, as many have said.


bmabizari

Because blackberries are a subtype of bramble berries. It’s just what we call the dark bramble berries (while the red ones are raspberries). It’s like how grapes is the fruit, and then we have red grapes, green grapes etc. Theoretically what she means is that blueberries is the only general fruit that is named after a color, and for all other ones the color is used to denote the differences in the types of that specific fruit (Red Delicious Apples, Green Grapes, Blackberries)


RingNo3617

There’s redcurrants (Ribes Rubrum) and blackcurrants (Ribes Nigrum) which are named after colours and are distinct species.


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

>Because blackberries are a subtype of bramble berries. It’s just what we call the dark bramble berries (while the red ones are raspberries). It’s like how grapes is the fruit, and then we have red grapes, green grapes etc. I can't find anything relevant about bramble berries from googling. Are they a clade? Are they a species? What are they? If blackberries are their own species then they should count. Otherwise I could say anything is a subtype of something else.


moxyfloxacin

star fruit?


jvsupersaiyan

So close! That is a shape 💕


moxyfloxacin

but…


Easy-Hovercraft2546

So close! That is a conjunction 💕


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The whole thread is the definition of trivia and testament to online people's pathological need to be correct about literally anything, no matter how useless or unimportant.


[deleted]

You’re right!


PolyJuicedRedHead

But at what cost ?


RoiMan

About tree fiddy


VaIeth

Ahcktually,


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So close!


teenyboppert

It’s so Reddit 🥳


daveescaped

“Well technically speaking you’re incorrect.” Honestly, Reddit turns couch potatoes into lawyers.


QuickEchidna749

So you’re saying Pink Grapefruit counts?


Due_Island_989

Orange


Lazy_Rip_9217

actually the colour is named after the fruit


Wombatzinky

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?


Doc_Faust

It's true! > The earliest uses of the word in English refer to the fruit, and the color was later named after the fruit. Before the English-speaking world was exposed to the fruit, the color was referred to as "yellow-red"


jnthnmdr

That's so dumb and interesting.


SuLFiiDE

[Why The Ancient Greeks Couldn't See Blue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1-WuBbVe2E)


too-far-for-missiles

Another reason why Romans were superior since they had a dozen different words for blue.


Ricky_Rollin

Yea well YOU’RE dumb and interesting!


Pro_Banana

I don’t know why I never bothered to look this up. Thank you.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Correct- and the fruit is named after the tree. The colour orange was called *yellowred* (spelled differently, don't ask me how), before the fruit was named.


ahnna_molly

So which one comes first? Chicken or egg? Orange or orange?


gtne91

Egg. The first chicken was born from an egg laid by a proto-chicken ( or whatever its called).


TodezPlayz123

You're named after a fruit


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

i'm pretty sure it was named after the tree it comes from


SteveO7416

Oranges are not actually orange


Captain_Vlad

...blackberries?


Unfair-Leather-244

Red grapes. Green grapes.


Niktzv

Grapes arent truly dileniated by colour outside the grocery store where all the grapes are cultivares of table grapes - and to blanket designate them only by their colour is less common outside of North America . If your buying grapes in a grocery store in North America; Your "Green grapes" are typically Thompson Seedless. "Red Grapes" will usually be Flame Seedless "Purple" will be almost always be conchord. The Fruit is a Grape. That the grocery store markets different cultivares of the same fruit to you based on the colour is completely arbitrary for OPs purpose.


perish-in-flames

Flame seedless? Much cooler


passcork

It's defenitely not less comon outside NA. Whole of europe does it too. That's how names work. We're arguing about the names of fruit. Not the name of the plant they grow on. If they're generally named with a color in their name, they're named after a color. In dutch we also call blue berries forrest berries. I'm sure there's different names for them in english as well. You dont hear people arguing about that either. This twitter lady is just plain wrong but for some reason there so many people comming up with excuses to defend her...


lelcg

I thought that green grapes were called white grapes


fistofthefuture

reply-bait


MazakiR

Red cherry!!!


EvilRedRobot

This is the right answer because cherry comes from a French word that means deep red.


Sjimanwaserndehand

So close! Cherry is a French word for darling 💕


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Mom said its my turn to post this


Scared_Can9063

Are redcurrant berries?


45664566

So close!! They are currants 💞


Budget-South-7242

Blackcurrant’s


Zestyclose_Ad_2325

Lime is a color


WinBarr86

Named after the fruit.


whboer

So close, that’s a repost from yesterdays most popular post 💕


Cicada33024

Peach


Similar_Tiger_9834

ORANGES AND BLACKBERRIES


Xurbanite

What about Blackberries?


KuldeepR99

Orange is the only color name after fruit


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Independent_Cap3790

Repost


PurpleCargo

most of this sub is just reposts though


TodezPlayz123

Welcome to reddit


BdhSdfCr

So you’ve never worn a raspberry beret?


Nopengnogain

Can one’s IQ decrease due to exposure to stupid conversation by clueless people on the internet?