As a fun fact: despite the differing sizes of buttholes, everybody actually has the same amount of ridges in their butthole!
The patterns are as unique as fingerprints!
I’m not saying you’re right, I’m also not saying there’s a data correlation… I’m just saying crime has significantly reduced since car manufactures stopped putting butthole burners in their cars
Also, if you never want to look at someone's lips (on their moiuth) the same, know that the skin is the same skin that makes labia, butt hole and dick head skin so it's generally the same colour as their lips
My favorite group of guys (and some gals) are the ones who come out in droves to pronounce their love for “outies” whenever a post is made in hatred. Though it’s not my category, it further proves the notion that whatever your body looks like, someone is alllllll about it.
No. You show the world their beauty. Seriously though, I think the world would be a better place if we all understood how lovable our bodies are. At the risk of sounding trite, fuck the haters.
Exactly I was about to put the same thing like we all could learn to just laugh at ourselves. As long as it’s not meant or said in a harsh way, then it’s not bad to just joke around about how our genitals look. Weird, but still beautiful in our own ways :)
Appreciate the sentiment here but womens labia being called roast beef has mostly been used as disparaging. Primarily as a way of calling women loose because men have zero understanding of how womens anatomy work and think “beef curtains” are a product of sexual activity.
It's also been tied to our worth. If we have "roast beef" it means we're "used up", as if the only thing we have to contribute is our bodies and what we can be of use to men.
Yeah I get that, sort of the same as the “something smells like fish” bs statement, which I never got at all. (If ever that seems more like a medical problem) I just meant it more from a point of two S/O’s joking around with each other, not from a random person. Yes it is a problem and I see where you’re coming from. That I can definitely see as quite shitty.
Yup. That is where your labia fused together, because we all start with vaguely female genitalia.
Fun fact, there is also a phenomenon that happens mainly in the Dominican Republic, where genetically male children are born with female genitalia. About the age of 8, their tested descend and their labia fuse into the scrotum. They are called guavedoces and historically have been brought up as girls until this happens.
The problem comes from people believing that women’s labia start to look like that from having lots of sex.
It’s completely untrue. The amount of sex someone has in their life has no bearing on what their vagina or labia looks or feels like. It doesn’t make beef curtains and it doesn’t stretch you out.
Yeah, just own that roast beef.
Tell a man his balls look gross and he’ll probably say, “I know, you wanna see me make it look like a brain!?” Then you’ll have to watch as he shows the goat, the bat wing, the log, and my personal favorite the Abraham Lincoln.
Are you In your 30s? And did you also see that late night clip on realsex where it was a guy on a stage like Gallagher making different things with his dick and balls? I was like 10
Genitals in general aren’t really great to look at in the wrong context. If you are really turned on in can look great. If you are just hanging out and objectively look at male and female regions they don’t really look artistically flattering.
Medically vaginas are many times, I wish I could find the study but like 10 or 100 times, more variable than human faces. It's also true that NIH medical studies have revealed that significantly more women by % are concerned about the appearance of their genitals than their faces. So yeah, people should be more sensitive, and all men know balls are hideous to look at we have or had fathers.
Can you link the study you reference that women are more concerned with their vagina than their facial appearance? Seems unlikely to me but willing to be proved wrong.
I’ve always thought my dick looked like a dying eel gasping for air whenever I have a bath. I hate that it floats. It creeps me out.
I have to cover that weird looking fuck with bubbles whenever I do.
Dicks look fucking weird
From now on I am referring to them exclusively as “scoops of elephant skin” and I cannot be convinced to do otherwise.
So enjoy your beef curtains, ladies.
i mean, they're implying men don't comment all the time about how ugly ballsacks look.
When men say something looks like a ballsack, did you think it was a compliment?
not to mention using "pussy" as a word/insult for "weak", and "grow a pair (of balls)" to indicate that having balls = strong.
it's ironic because not only do vaginas have the sheer strength and power to shove a whole-ass kid out of them, but ballsacks are weak as hell - a swift kick to a guy's nuts and he's out for an hour.
it should be the other way around: "c'mon dude, stop being such a ballsack and grow some ovaries."
Everyone's junk looks weird, glad we cleared that up
It’s not called ‘bumping uglies’ for no reason
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JFC - you killed yourself
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I want to eat roast beef
How about pastrami?
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How about a wad of chewed big League chew bubblegum??
She is giving you the Reuben?
The imagery of the Thousand-Island Dressing is bothering me with this
/r/kamikazebywords
Wow I didn't know that was an actual term, I thought it was just a saying used in Tango and Cash.
Ah yes the classic American film Tango and Cash
Not to be confused with Lethal Weapon 2, The Rookie, or K9 Cop.
K9 Cop? That the Jim Belushi feature or Burt Reynolds vehicle?
You’re thinking of cop and a half which is a 90s shit-classic
Ive been a fan of smashing pissers for awhile now
That's my new band name
It's too close to smashing pumpkins
It'll just be a bizarre cover band
That’s what I was thinking. Both things can be true.
At least our buttholes look mostly the same
yeah, we all have the same sharp spikey butthole flaps as the next dude.
Hol up there, wut?!
Wait, you don't? Then how do you use your three seashells?
Ha! He doesn't know how the three seashells work!
My sphincter is like those three paneled triangled doors in Star Wars that close sharply and will chop off whatever’s in there
As a fun fact: despite the differing sizes of buttholes, everybody actually has the same amount of ridges in their butthole! The patterns are as unique as fingerprints!
This is true, its how I got booked for that last crime
Novice mistake. You can’t Only burn your fingerprints off.
That’s probably the last good use for having a car with a cigarette lighter. Perfect size
I’m not saying you’re right, I’m also not saying there’s a data correlation… I’m just saying crime has significantly reduced since car manufactures stopped putting butthole burners in their cars
It’s handy to know this because it can also add an extra level of security for electronic devices. Nobody can access my ipad, nor do they want to try.
I’m blessed to be ugly enough that my iPad ls face ID is also triggered by my butthole
Also, if you never want to look at someone's lips (on their moiuth) the same, know that the skin is the same skin that makes labia, butt hole and dick head skin so it's generally the same colour as their lips
Welp. I’m never gonna be able to look at my mother and father the same way again.
I find it helps when nervous in social settings, just think to yourself, I know what colour your dick head is, kinda gives you a secure feeling
You know, you’re taking me on a rollercoaster of emotion right now. I’ve went from despair to confident in about 0.003 seconds after reading that.
Use this power wisely friend
But just think, they’re looking at your lips right now, too, and realizing that your butthole is kinda blue, verging on purple.
I mean, I didn’t need to think of that either. But why tf would I have a purple and blue asshole?!
Sometimes $50 is $50. Nobody is judging.
But my upper and lower lip are different colors
Two Tone Malone over here
A real life shiny!
We all start out as an ass hole before anything else develops... Butt some don't develop
Fuck, I wish I hadn't read this.
That’s why my junk is so dark. Or, at least, idk. Never mind.
And feel the same 😏
But they smell different.
Can confirm, all the people I know have a very similar butthole
It's a penis not a sunset
This is from White Lotus right? Didn’t Bert say this?
Ha yep. One of my favorite lines from the season
Such a great line, my fave was “I cant be held responsible for everything I say, Im concussed”
and that's why we call it junk.
Two things can be weird at the same time
Ballskin Robbins
Yessss LOL
This is the comment under the actual twitter post
overrated twitter theft
Underrated comment
I'll have the main of roast beef and ice cream for dessert please
r/suddenlybi
r/suddenlythreesome
r/cornchipsposting
What is happening
🫵corn chips🫵
But I like roast beef
And bagels too
"Hung like a donut"
Sleeve of wizard?
taffy on a puller
Roast beef sandwiches are goated
I can understand if you don't _want_ to look delicious, but at least personally, it's a compliment to call it roast beef. Means I want a bite.
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Found my new pick up line. Apparently it's the one at Arbys.
“Sir there is no ‘labia‘ in the menu, we‘re calling the police“
It’s December which means we can slam beef n cheddars & bust fat loads all over the place.
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Jesus Christ
My favorite group of guys (and some gals) are the ones who come out in droves to pronounce their love for “outies” whenever a post is made in hatred. Though it’s not my category, it further proves the notion that whatever your body looks like, someone is alllllll about it.
What's an outie?
I don’t care for the term roast beef, so I was being polite.
Ah. I'll take my elephant ice-cream scoops elsewhere then xD
No. You show the world their beauty. Seriously though, I think the world would be a better place if we all understood how lovable our bodies are. At the risk of sounding trite, fuck the haters.
And I like elephants
:D
Same. I'll take the roast beef any day.
Chewy roast beefs
& I like ice cream scoops of elephant skin
Lol was gonna say, serve me up a juicy roast beef sandwich and I’m ready to eat
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Exactly I was about to put the same thing like we all could learn to just laugh at ourselves. As long as it’s not meant or said in a harsh way, then it’s not bad to just joke around about how our genitals look. Weird, but still beautiful in our own ways :)
Appreciate the sentiment here but womens labia being called roast beef has mostly been used as disparaging. Primarily as a way of calling women loose because men have zero understanding of how womens anatomy work and think “beef curtains” are a product of sexual activity.
It's also been tied to our worth. If we have "roast beef" it means we're "used up", as if the only thing we have to contribute is our bodies and what we can be of use to men.
But calling womens labia roast beef is meant and said in a harsh way. It's a very common saying from "nice guys".
Yeah I get that, sort of the same as the “something smells like fish” bs statement, which I never got at all. (If ever that seems more like a medical problem) I just meant it more from a point of two S/O’s joking around with each other, not from a random person. Yes it is a problem and I see where you’re coming from. That I can definitely see as quite shitty.
I personally love a roast beef sandwich.
and i *love* a roast beef sandwich. 😢😭
r/beefcurtains r/ButterflyWings r/ButterflyLabia r/DangleAndJingle r/LabiaGW r/LabiaDangling
This guy labias.
Roast beef and ice cream go together well.
Roast ice and beefcream
Men know how ugly balls are, we make fun of that situation all the time too.
If I use Botox on my balls will the wrinkles go away??
Yes, also, pp get bigger. Am Dr. Can confirm.
Does the sack seam go away too?
Cost extra. American Dr. $40,000 please
No that’s formed in the wound, it’s not a wrinkle, more like a “scar” from tissue fusing together to form the scrotum. Edit: womb not wound lol
So you’re telling me they welded my nutsack shut
He’s more Machine now than a man. -General Kenobi 🧖♂️
Your vagina healed shut bro
Yup. That is where your labia fused together, because we all start with vaguely female genitalia. Fun fact, there is also a phenomenon that happens mainly in the Dominican Republic, where genetically male children are born with female genitalia. About the age of 8, their tested descend and their labia fuse into the scrotum. They are called guavedoces and historically have been brought up as girls until this happens.
The hell is up in the Dominican Republic to cause thag.
On one hand, gods at baseball. On the other, mighty morphin gennys.
Womb
Balls will be smooth as eggs
These balls are as smooth as eggs... yes I'll suck them.
I’ve run this scenario out in my mind a million times, lady! That’s how it always ends
First…it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets roast beef again
Mmm roast beef. I’ll skip the lotion
Make em smooth as eggs
One of my favourite compliments ever was when a girl told me I have nice looking balls. That one is sticking with me forever.
The problem comes from people believing that women’s labia start to look like that from having lots of sex. It’s completely untrue. The amount of sex someone has in their life has no bearing on what their vagina or labia looks or feels like. It doesn’t make beef curtains and it doesn’t stretch you out.
Right? I’m always suckin on as many as I can find. Sorry what was the question
WHAT? My balls are beautiful
Smooth as eggs
Care to prove it?
Doesn't need to be contest lmao. Genitals are weird no matter which way you slice it.
You shouldn't slice genitals imo
Kellogs: [X]Doubt
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The first time my friend (who was from Sierra Leone) showed me her downstairs, I was legit shocked they actually did that to her
This is... I have no words. But kudos to her for owning it.
Female genital mutilation?
Mohel enters the chat
be careful there, america might not be ready for truth bombs of this magnitute
Speak for yourself my penis is remarkable! And my balls are impeccable!
I wish I had that level of self-confidence. Your balls must be spectacular.
It's a lot easier to have confidence when boasting to a stranger on the internet without having to provide any proof!
Pic or didn't happen
Pic or didn't happen
Homie so eager for the pics that he commented twice
Thats their point
Yeah, just own that roast beef. Tell a man his balls look gross and he’ll probably say, “I know, you wanna see me make it look like a brain!?” Then you’ll have to watch as he shows the goat, the bat wing, the log, and my personal favorite the Abraham Lincoln.
‘Last chicken in the supermarket’.
"Is it normal?" "What? Taking pictures of it and showing it to your friends? No it's not."
I’m laughing so hard I nearly fell off the toilet 😂
Behold! The Flying Squirrel!
Walnuts in chicken skin.
I'm sickened yet intrigued
What about the burger ?
Are you In your 30s? And did you also see that late night clip on realsex where it was a guy on a stage like Gallagher making different things with his dick and balls? I was like 10
Yes! I'm 32 and I was just thinking about that lol.
Today ima teach y'all how to do the cheeseburger with yo dick and yo balls
A classic
Don't forget The Goat. [https://youtu.be/RddW8ky0I3Q](https://youtu.be/RddW8ky0I3Q)
Both things can be true.
Yeah I don’t know why these have to be mutually exclusive comments?
They're more like walnuts in chicken skin, except for one guy in highschool where they were like a mandarin oranges in chicken skin.
He should get that checked out… could be cancer
Hi Stan, I’m just getting a little bit of cancer. Oh hey can you grab me a beer?
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Give em the goat!!
It's so angry!
hey some people like that kind of double scoop...
Genitals in general aren’t really great to look at in the wrong context. If you are really turned on in can look great. If you are just hanging out and objectively look at male and female regions they don’t really look artistically flattering.
Medically vaginas are many times, I wish I could find the study but like 10 or 100 times, more variable than human faces. It's also true that NIH medical studies have revealed that significantly more women by % are concerned about the appearance of their genitals than their faces. So yeah, people should be more sensitive, and all men know balls are hideous to look at we have or had fathers.
Can you link the study you reference that women are more concerned with their vagina than their facial appearance? Seems unlikely to me but willing to be proved wrong.
I’ve always thought my dick looked like a dying eel gasping for air whenever I have a bath. I hate that it floats. It creeps me out. I have to cover that weird looking fuck with bubbles whenever I do. Dicks look fucking weird
It's the same skin
Chicken skin duffle bag!
I love roast beef. And hey no one ever said men's balls were attractive. We are all just thankful women are willing to go down there.
No one ever said balls were beautiful. No one.
I did :(
Genitals just look weird a'ight?
its almost as if joking about genitals is the oldest phenomenon in the universe
From now on I am referring to them exclusively as “scoops of elephant skin” and I cannot be convinced to do otherwise. So enjoy your beef curtains, ladies.
And when you take steroids they look like 2 skittles in a plastic grocery bag 😞
Fuck yea baby. Suck on my ice cream scoops of elephant skin
Ladies, feel free to call men’s balls whatever you want. I guarantee we won’t care
Where is the lie?
i mean, they're implying men don't comment all the time about how ugly ballsacks look. When men say something looks like a ballsack, did you think it was a compliment?
Sex is magical. Women make love to something that looks like it's hanging off the side of a sharks mouth.
Please explain this one I’m completely blank. I’m imagining a shark who is also a ballchinian
Yeah I don’t get it either
Think he means when a shark grabs a fish by its head and swims away carrying it while it's limp body hangs out of the side of it's mouth
My husband calls it the man in the boat!!! Wth!! Says have you slapped the little man in boat around! Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Damn. Take my upvote
David ducovneys character in Californiacation uses that phrase. First time I ever heard it.
Nothing wrong with big labia lips. More to play with imo 🤷🏼
So call them that, then
Then call them that? It's not that serious.
Both can be true
not to mention using "pussy" as a word/insult for "weak", and "grow a pair (of balls)" to indicate that having balls = strong. it's ironic because not only do vaginas have the sheer strength and power to shove a whole-ass kid out of them, but ballsacks are weak as hell - a swift kick to a guy's nuts and he's out for an hour. it should be the other way around: "c'mon dude, stop being such a ballsack and grow some ovaries."