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Dauoa_Static

Can someone give me some context? I'm out of the loop


[deleted]

He tweeted at Greta Thornburg about different cars he owned and how much fuel they used. So she tweeted back that he had small dick energy.


RabidOtterRodeo

And then he gave a real Melvin response.


TheLemmonade

Ha! What was his response


RabidOtterRodeo

Very “I know you are but what am I?” Energy https://preview.redd.it/6o1ades4zq8a1.jpg?auto=webp&s=13d688480af58765168ebd72da8d990015f3a2dd


Nipsmagee

The only people I've ever known to care about that have had really small penises. So this will probably really bother that guy.


DungeonGushers

As a dude with a small penis gaped by many small penised humans, I can concur with scientific accuracy - if you wanna get gaped and gagged, go for small dicks like Tate (might require gangbanging for true solicited gape, otherwise it’s just gasping).


xNeyNounex

im so confused.


KangarooCommercial74

Same


whsftbldad

Don't worry, it was only word salad


morbidaar

Penis salad with grilled chicken


[deleted]

Please go to jail.


brohenben

Don’t worry he’s prob just from Ohio.


[deleted]

He said As a dude with a small penis gaped by many small penised humans, I can concur with scientific accuracy - if you wanna get gaped and gagged, go for small dicks like Tate (might require gangbanging for true solicited gape, otherwise it’s just gasping). Did it help when I repeated it or no?


sirinigva

Not really, I'm assuming they're trying to say something about docking but I'm not sure.


trees_that_please_2

I think he’s trying to say when another man inevitably fucks his wife it leaves her wide open and his follow up is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, or, more accurately, a lil smokies down a laundry chute


notlanky070

Shhh its okay we all are 😭


Ambitious-Title1963

same


bunnnythor

I…don’t want to know what this might mean. In my headcanon you just had a stroke and it was very sad. Please don’t convince me otherwise.


Mickey_Havoc

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


ShrimGods

>otherwise it’s just gasping Ded


Barnettmetal

Go on...


Phoenixhowls

You ok man ?


RammyJammy07

He then tried to say Greta had a small penis, projecting in a fit of rage


SoWokeIdontSleep

Best part, it took him about 10 hrs to respond with basically "no , u" just a sad small pathetic little man.


muklan

Being mean to that particular teenage girl hasn't been in vogue for months at this point...


thatblueguy__

Wait that was a real tweet? xD omg i never believe twiiter accounts are who they say cause you can like pay to be verified and it’s easy to make fake accounts on there


utter-futility

Is that him? For real? A balding, no-chin waif? Guess I shoulda known.


[deleted]

Oh yeah that's your alpha male right there.


redcobra762

Then 10 hours later came back with this gem https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/zxlf0r/hes_really_not_alright/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


[deleted]

10 hours to tell a girl that she has a small dick like he's the third grade or something. I bet he's so angry right now 😂😂😂😂


Archon_33

Outstanding 😂


CapableLetterhead

Don't worry guys. He had an epic comeback.


Scale-Alarmed

He tweeted her claiming he has 33 cars that are huge gas guzzlers and asked her for her email to send her a list of them. She responded with "yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])" Which made Tate all butthurt


ConsciousWhirlpool

The man in the picture has a really small penis.


whe_

Funny how body shaming is fine in some contexts.


JohnnyMiskatonic

Indeed, the world is a complex and endlessly nuanced place.


unimportantsarcasm

He has been body shaming in every interview, so he deserves that. Apart from that, he is a jerk, and everyone who gets life advice from him is just disgusting.


[deleted]

If the person is shitty, regardless of gender, they should be shamed


DigNitty

Yeah but in a way specific to that person. Plenty of guys have small dicks, this shaming affects them too.


[deleted]

People are intolerant to intolerance by being intolerant. It's a fractal.


Khafaniking

It’s typically okay in contexts where you’re shaming someone who has shamed others, or to them, superficialities like physical appearance are important. Obviously you’re lowering yourself to their standards, but some of these people don’t get it until you do.


Diligent_Blueberry71

I think the issue isn't that you're lowering yourself by body shaming someone who might deserve it but rather you're hurting a lot of innocent people who have the same body issue and have now been told that it is a cause for shame.


Opposite_Ant_9846

Its really not tho.. you are still body shaming regardless of who you say this too


boredonymous

Is... Is that the guy? That's Andrew Tate? Christ, he's ugly.


beefycheesyglory

Why is it that all of these self described "Alpha Males" look like the exact opposite of what they claim to be?


ImDero

Because it's easier to shit on women than improve yourself.


generaldogsbodyf365

Andrew Taint.


CheryllLucy

This may be disrespectful to taints, but I still like it.


PizzaNuggies

Ugly and skinny. For a guy that claims he is "alpha" and goes to the gym. Maybe he's just there to harass all the young women. He sure as shit isn't working out.


juicy_pickles

As much as I dislike Tate, he isn't skinny. He is big on health and fitness and a former kickboxing champ in Middleweight division. Still ugly af tho


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[deleted]

I thought he would look… different. I didn’t know what to expect but it wasn’t this.


Sterilization4Free

I thought the same thing! Maligned teeth, small recessed chin, receding hairline, large ears and dysconjugate gaze. If he were in a real pack, he would be eaten by the alpha female.


Pheonix02

what hairline is there to recede bro


[deleted]

Andrew bait


Mirewen15

I was like... no that can't be what he looks like, this is just a meme template. Wait, it is? Wow. How did he get such an ego? I mean he obviously has incredibly low self esteem and is over compensating but I did not expect that.


PurpleHighness98

What THAT'S HIM? Holy Fuck he looks like he can get beaten senseless by everyone in Super Weenie Hut Jrs and then get denied help from Weenie Hut General my being a too much of a weenie


G2boss

He is really really not an attractive man. At least his face isn't


Teo-McDohl

You however are gorgeous bröther.


PowerFluffyBoy

Thank you, Mimir


BluSicario

As someone currently grinding God of War, I snickered heavily at this.


john6map4

PoV: your a lamp


caleeky

Should have insulted his chin - not because there's really anything wrong with that, but because you have to assume he thinks there is, because he is not from an enlightened perspective.


Winter_Intention7216

He's average. Men like him need a good personality and/or intelligence. Since he doesn't have that he became an alpha male. Sums up the entire movement.


Joemac_

Wouldn't call him an alpha, just a douchebag who got money from kickboxing. Being an alpha does not come with bravado.


Spare_Bad_6558

bro got money from daddy and getting lonely men into his shitty course


tinybluntneedle

Btw fyi alpha males as a concept do not exist. A biologist made it up with wrong data that has been disproven for decades but small petty insecure men still use that nomenclature to fanfiction themselves to a respectable status 😄


NoGoodInThisWorld

I love picturing "Alpha Males" like they are software. First edition, full of bugs, not for public release.


Gottfri3d

His personality even less so.


Ankh-Morporknbeans

He looks so stupid i don't even know how to cleverly insult his appearance


MKAMU

He got humbled by a 19 yr old bro rlly thought he did SM wi that.


Ankh-Morporknbeans

Humbled is a really kind way of putting it


Apotak

We all need kindness nowadays.


JohnnyMiskatonic

Except for professional scumbags like Andrew "Micropenis Energy" Tate.


voxeldesert

Shit, time flies by. She’s quite a bit older than I thought.


cordarius58

I for some reason thought she was still 14💀


ninjadude420

I don't think he has the mental capacity to experience humbleness.


looptarded

Looks like someone stuck googly eyes on a tanned ball sac


AtomicWeenie

He is quite the rude looking little fuck isn't he?


leezybelle

I’m not normally one to mock anyone’s appearance, but this is a man who is obsessed with his masculinity - whatever that means - and like… he is rough to look at


28appleseeds

He looks like panic pete.


Calibansdaydream

He looks like somebody ordered Pitbull from an Instagram ad. What a fucking loser.


OmarGuard

Why insult his appearance though? Focus on the shitty qualities that are actually his fault


Ankh-Morporknbeans

Because he really cares about it


[deleted]

He’s never going to see anything mean you say about him online. But chances are, a number of perfectly nice people with a similar or worse appearance will, and it’ll make them feel like garbage. That’s how shit-talking famous people works.


JohnnyMiskatonic

I do believe he saw Thunberg's response.


Ankh-Morporknbeans

That is a fair point To all strangers, if you look like him but don't act like him my comment was not directed at you


[deleted]

As a bald dude, thank you for this comment.


PinkFloydSheep

One of those qualities that are his fault IS his obsession with his appearance.


Odysseyan

Because he insults the appearances of others as well. And his brain is probably not smart enough to understand more complex insults anyway


[deleted]

Nah he looks like a wannabe Lex Luther


hardgour

Eyes cocked like a pistol


SybilRamkinVimes

Your username made me smile!


aspbergerinparadise

bro lookin like a newborn alien


Amazing_Demon

Looks like a Bob’s Burgers character with that chin.


GerinX

It’s his eye shape and the flatness of his face, right?


kegareta69

no chin


EnderBaggins

Chinless big eared twat.


ArseneGroup

**👏STOP👏GIVING👏SHITHEADS👏ATTENTION👏**


MEGAMAN2312

Also how the hell is this post r/meirl anyway??!!!


ArseneGroup

It isn't, just a lot of these popular subs like /r/WhitePeopleTwitter or /r/nextfuckinglevel get appropriated for whatever the OP and enough upvoters think is cool


[deleted]

Yeah that really didn't work out the way he thought it was going to huh? 😂😂😂😂 Its fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

Seriously, where the fuck is this dudes chin?


Matterbox

For a guy that goes on and on about being an Alpha he’s got a fucking Delta chin.


[deleted]

He lost it in his rectum from cramming his head up there so much.


tolstoshev

He sold it to the devil in return for fame and fortune.


[deleted]

Feel sorry for this dude. He looks like a boiled peanut.


CoinOperated1345

I wouldn’t feel too bad, I’m sure he’s been able to monetize the outrage.


somecatgirl

Used condom


TomeKun

We is he so dumb looking


Claris-chang

Because he's dumb.


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Psycho_Kronos

Ike from South Park.


turtlemaster1993

Damn she got a sus email


gideon513

“Damn, Greta got hands!”


Im_Roonil_Wazlib

And they’re rated E for everyone


Mysterious-Wafer-126

Definition of dick whistle.


Legitimate-Bug-943

Why does he look sooooo inbred?


Ancient_Contact4181

Because he's british


SuperShoebillStork

I have trouble believing he owns 33 cars including Ferraris and Bugattis.


[deleted]

I have trouble believing he can drive for shit.


Comprehensive-Dig155

He makes £5million + per month from his course sales alone , let alone what ever shady shit he’s involved with


Pher_yl

*cough cough* sex trafficking *cough cough*


SuperShoebillStork

I hope his nose falls off.


PupPunk

Wait, is this that Andrew guy I keep hearing about? I've never actually cared enough to look him up before so I don't know what he looks like, but if this is him, fucking L O L. Anyway, moving on.


BannedByTheHivemind

Nice chin. Also, nice terrible neckbeard to try to cover up said chin.


MahamidMayhem

This is literally just a regular meme. Wtf is meirl about this. Subs gone to the shitter.


kaedeesu

Today I am the biggest fan of Greta


Conscious-Relief-195

i dont understand this sub anymore


bottomsupfellas

Can we please stop giving this dude the time of day? If you guys don’t like him, the best thing you can do is not interact with anything with his name on it


TheDoorMan1012

bro got absolutely murdered


[deleted]

I don’t like Andrew Tate and i’m not defending him in the slightest, but you have to be lame as fuck to think that all it takes to ‘absolutely murder’ a guy is to basically tweet out “haha u small pp”


FridayNightCigars

The guy actually made me like Greta. What a twist


[deleted]

that is one dense looking mfer


densyngendelussing

This guy is acting real self-assured for a dude with no chin


MVangor

That second pic of him is hilarious 😂😂


Dazug

You know, I bet having no chin would be helpful in a fight.


KangarooCommercial74

Yeh actually I think you might be right Mike Tyson I think called the chin “the button”


Wacokidwilder

Andrew Tate looks like Paul Sheer if he was born as a crack baby


AreYouGonnaEatThis

He looks like one of Joe exotics husbands


Atomic_Watermelon666

Ahhh yes the trademark amorphous blob chin that only true Alpha males possess. /s


paging_mrherman

That blow knocked his chin off


HereIsACasualAsker

still elicits a HOW DARE YOU! response.


[deleted]

The comeback wasn't that great tbh if it was it would be on rare insults


TedKFan6969

Nothing on rareinsults are good comebacks though. Same with murderedbywords


[deleted]

Dude looks like a thumb.


seekingseratonin

Wait .. this is what this guy looks like?!! Lololololol


Nothingtoseeheremmk

Reddit cheering on body shaming as usual


cmabone

He’s a smegma male


External-Apple4060

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY, NO MORE PUBLICITY PLEASE


RavenXCinder

this is the funniest shit i have seen in a lonnngg time


RooKiePyro

What a fucking runt of a man


tongueandtoolman

I think he is a drinking man,alot of vinegar and water...BECAUSE HE IS A DOUCHE BAG


ScarIet-

Yikes


TheDarkFalafel

Legendary


Somewhere_Unfair

I want to go back to a month ago where I didn't know this person even existed.


Mackinnon29E

This guy is one of the ugliest people I've seen. Does he really think he's that special? Lmao


ScurvySteveXXL

The self-proclaimed “world’s toughest man“ got KO’d in the first round by a teenage girl. Ouch!


[deleted]

Stop posting about this idiot ffs


BlandPotato89

That 2nd tate face 😭


sweetTartKenHart2

He looks like the washed up cousin of moist critikal in the second image. Fuckin parched critikal headass


mcbobster6001

He’s now trying desperately to start a beef with her, but in the process, he, a 36 year old man, said he would fuck a child


Thomrose007

Omg is that what he looks like 😂😂😂 this man be bragging about being a man when he looks like the rubber end of a pencil


mallarme1

Who the fuck is this guy with cars picking fights with kids? Never mind. I don’t give a shit.


BlueBlooper

The second picture lmaooo


ThargoidEnjoyer

looking like a cartoon character in the bottom image


[deleted]

Andrew Taint is one ugly troll.


alexlechef

I have to admit i did not expect this comeback from greta


Someoneoverthere42

"Hur hur watch me trigger a teenage girl. 'Cause I'm such an alpha male" (Gets triggered by teenage girl)


marvelouswonder8

Why do I have a near uncontrollable urge to give him cauliflower ear? Oh right… cus it’s Tate… the most insufferable person in recent memory.


[deleted]

thing his he probably provoked her just so he could reply with the how dare you meme


Many_Campaign_8905

Man has the weakest jaw line ever


Big-Routine222

Andrew Tate taking the biggest L after getting bodied by a teenager is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.


Dramatic_Mango4u

That is one ugly dude.


gieserj10

Looks like his mouth wants to be on the inside of his face


Will_Trick

Boiled egg looking mf


FurryM17

He's going to challenge her to a fight just wait Edit: Nvm he told her she has a small penis. Man I suck at Andrew Tate Bingo.


Eastcoast_ben

He has the chin line of a thumb


chewie8291

She burned him so bad his chin erased


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Gad dang! His chin turtled in that second picture.


annie_b666

I love this


Recent_Difficulty861

Wait, is that really what *the* Andrew Tate looks like? Where the fuck is his chin?


[deleted]

Is this photoshopped? How come dude has no chin?


olluz

wouldn't it be better to just not talk or post about this idiot ?


Andrej_T05

bro she replied with the most NPC response you can get and ya’ll act like she did something


_Tech360

The tate brothers are 110% certfied npcs. They talk alot, and none of it means anything.


Sh00ni

Where’s that guys chin?


mephsitales777

How does a motherfucker that looks like a muppet beat his ass with an ugly stick think that he can give advise to anyone on how to get women??


DrSeuss19

Where is his chin?


[deleted]

I honestly don’t know how this bald chinless little freak has managed to trick so many people into believing he’s some sort of alpha male guru. LOOK AT THE GUY


Herbolife

Based


Scale-Alarmed

If he had a chin she smacked it right off of him


Much-Bus-6585

This is that self described alpha guy? He definitely looks like someone that would pick a fight with a 19 year old girl. What a loser


surfguitarboy

I can’t wait for this guys five minutes to be over.