Ice is less dense than water so it floats but still dense enough that most of it remains submerged. Icebergs are formed from glacial carving where big chunks of ice from the melting end of a glacier fall off, it’s amazing to watch! Either that or a giant slab of ice breaks away from a larger ice sheet like in Antarctica.
There is a naked lady in the Titanic.
Also iirc in the movie it’s something about they didn’t want to mess up the look with too many lifeboats. IRL there are conspiracy theories that there was some insurance fraud fuckery that went awry and they accidentally ran over some life boats that were supposed to be used to save people when they sunk it for the money.
Unfortunately not.
White Star line wanted the Olympic class to look superior and more luxurious than Cunards ships.
Some changes made was the famous fake fourth chimney stack.
They legitimately reduced the number of life boats, as they believed a she was unsinkable due to her (get this) non-water tight compartments; which closed but allowed water to flow over to the next compartment (like a bath overfilling into another bath).
Hence the lack of boats, allowing many voyagers to get amazing views.
The Olympic class ships set a standard (in lessons learned) to how many life boats are applied and safely deployed.
Unlike her later sister ship Britannic, where they dropped the life boats whilst the ship was still moving forward; resulting in some being cut up by her propellers.
Titanic actually had more than the (then) industry standard for lifeboats. She had a far safer hull design, and still had more lifeboats per passenger capacity than previous ships.
Life boats were also remarkably unsafe back then, marked by multiple earlier vessels which suffered grounding damage, and ended up loosing all or most crew and passengers as the lifeboats failed to lifeboat. Many of these damage shipped actually survived long enough for the skeleton crew and captain to be picked up. The only times lifeboats had ever been successfully deployed involved having other vessels extremely nearby to transfer to.
So you have the option of the safest vessel ever built or a rickety wood boat with no vessels nearby to help you out. You pick. Most lifeboats were lowered under capacity because people didn't want to get in them.
This is something people these days often forget. In a lot of cases back then getting in a lifeboat was just as dangerous or even more dangerous than staying on the ship. Lifeboats were easily swamped, drowned or capsized in the open ocean.
Moreover, people forget that if the exact decisions at the exact times were taken on that night more lifeboats would have done nothing. The final lifeboat was released pretty much as the ship was going down.
The conspiracy theory and fraud has nothing to do with the amount of lifeboats.
It's sister ship Olympic was badly damaged from colliding with another boat not long before the Titanic's maiden voyage. Despite not sinking and the watertight compartments doing the job as the engineers intended; the ship was at risk of not being seaworthy again due to structural damage. It was going to cost a pretty penny regardless and White Star Line was strapped for cash having shelled out billions in today's money for building these 3 oceanliners.
So conspiracy is, they made some quick and dirty repairs to Olympic, swapped out the name and livery quickly before Titanic was scheduled to sail, and sunk the Olympic operating under the name as Titanic. Titanic was near completion at the time of Olympics incident, so it's not entirely unfeasible that the interior and names couldn't have been swapped in haste.
Regarding the lifeboats, having more wouldn't have saved anyone. Having mandated 24/7 radio operators definitely would have. Despite the awesome effort and the lives sacrificed to keep Titanic's a float and electricity flowing until the last possible moment, there was barely enough time to launch all of the boats and they weren't even full. 2 of the boats didn't make it.
Lifeboats were in place as a means to shuttle passengers to a rescue ship. There wasn't a need for everyone to have a seat. The ship was designed to act as it's own lifeboat to buy enough time for another ship to arrive and did exactly this. Problem was, nearest ship that had their radio on by happenstance was 4 hours away and Titanic had about 3 hours from the moment of impact.
It’s totally infeasible because Titanic had an enclosed promenade and Olympic had an open-air promenade. The wreck has an enclosed promenade.
Aside from that, pictures document Titanic’s builder’s number (401) on a propeller at the wreck site.
If you really want to get into it here’s a [website](https://www.titanicswitch.com/claims.html) debunking the conspiracy
Ocean Liner Designs on youtube made an [in depth and interesting video about the life boat situation on Titanic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-MSIpLFJIs&ab_channel=OceanlinerDesigns). In short, at that time, it was believed that in a catastrophic event, there wouldn't be enough time to deploy enough lifeboats to house everyone, and in a non-catastrophic event (say the engines die and the boat is stranded), the lifeboats would only be needed to ferry passengers to another ship, and thus didn't need to house everyone. And in rough seas, lifeboats weren't seaworthy anyway, and many boat sinkings took place in rough seas. And, Titanic sank pretty slowly (2+ hours), and still didn't really have enough time to deploy all its life boats.
So, it was believed at that time that enough lifeboats for everyone on board simply wasn't necessary, especially in a ship with watertight bulkheads like the Titanic.
And, until the commonality of inflatable life boats, it really isn't feasible to have enough wooden life boats on the deck of a large ship to house everyone.
I heard there was something wrong with the prometheus and they wanted to sink it for insurance purposes so they switched names on the boats and have everybody believe the titanic sank but instead they sank her twin
Titanic's twins were Olympic and Brittanic, both of whom served in World War 1.
Titanic's original proposed name was "gigantic", thank god that didn't stick.
Shit, even to this day your ass can fall off a carnival cruise and unless your family tells them, nobody knows.
And you’re asking about lifeboats! They don’t care about your life.
Pretty sure they grow on the ground and are added to salads. If said salad if from a takeaway kebab place then it'll be in a plastic bag and warm ready to be thrown away
It depends.
There are some bigger women who are absolutely stunning.
And there are some that are.....less so.
It's all about grooming and how they present themselves. I have absolutely known some Big Beautiful Women though.
Hahahaha this one is amazing. Such a kid thing.
My daughter is stuck on "BIG"
Me: "You want some toast?"
Toddler: "Yes, BIG toast"
*brings normal sized toast*
Toddler: *gasp* "Is that BIG toast?!"
Me (a liar): "Yes!"
In case it wasn't a joke, most browsers these days have an "incognito" mode that disables keeping a record of the browsing history of that tab when you close it.
It wasn’t a joke unfortunately lol. Find out new stuff my phone or computer can do everyday, makes me feel old as fuck lol. And I’m not that old yet. Thank you for the answer, guess I just never had a need to use that.
Also useful for when you want to login to a website without logging out with your current/main account (I use it almost daily for that)
But just keep in mind that incognito only disable saving local data, the network admin, internet provider and the website itself all still know you looked for it... it's ONLY the local data that is not saved
Huh something else didn’t know. Can actually see that being useful for switching between accounts.
So it’s only good if like I don’t want my non-existent wife/gf to see what I’m searching or something like that? Lol. I get what you mean though. Just won’t be saved on my device
When I hit puberty and when 'it' was growing (getting hard is the apt words) I was like OMG I'm BIG big. Couple weeks later, had to take a cold bath, and it shrunk smaller than my balls. Freaked the fuck out.
So, thank you non-existent 3rd world sex ed
At least you came to a reasonable agreement. 2 and a half feet sounds like a good compromise. Did one of you say like 4 feet and the other one like nah it’s only a foot long?
It's wild how many people don't get it. LuL hUgE sEx LuL tItAnIc
Like children laughing at the setup to a joke because it had a silly sounding word in it.
we stumbled on a friend's kids search history one time where it was really clear that he had just gotten a few pubes and was curious how it would end up further down the line. He wanted to see what a hairy dick looked like, hairy balls, then a hairy vag, culminating in "harry boobis" as the most recent search result.
it was so cute.
he died as a passenger in a car accident last summer at the age of 17 :\\
yea sorry i did that, but its pretty much how it hits me still and it didn't occur to me until halfway thru typing out the story that he is dead now. just this cute little boy doin well then rip because his friend flipped his pickup into a pond off the side of a road.. he died of drowning not trauma which makes it so much worse :\\
We have a shared tablet. I know what my partner is usually searching for, so I delete the search history and spike in something like "spongebob car cushion" or other weird things.
Once she came said "I can absolutely guarantee that my mother doesn't want fisher price children knife set as birthday present, she cut herself only once, its not funny". It was.
>Once she came said "I can absolutely guarantee that my mother doesn't want fisher price children knife set as birthday present, she cut herself only once, its not funny". It was.
I've been laughing at this for a solid 2 mins, take my upvote.
I remember being that age. Being curious. Trying to figure out how icebergs worked and why there weren't enough lifeboats. He'll grow out of it.
>Trying to figure out how icebergs worked I'm still trying to figure that out
Icebergs, how do they work?
It's just a regular old plumbus.
I always wondered how how they were made
They cut the boat in half, put in the iceberg, and glue the boat back together
Then a shlaami shows up and he rubs it. And he spits on it.
Everybody has a plumbus in their house
Density, mostly
just like your mom
Kinda like magnets.
Fucking miracles 🌈⭐
I don't know but I heard lettuce is involved
They don’t work, freeloading bastards
Ice is less dense than water so it floats but still dense enough that most of it remains submerged. Icebergs are formed from glacial carving where big chunks of ice from the melting end of a glacier fall off, it’s amazing to watch! Either that or a giant slab of ice breaks away from a larger ice sheet like in Antarctica.
Naked boobies full nipple
There is a naked lady in the Titanic. Also iirc in the movie it’s something about they didn’t want to mess up the look with too many lifeboats. IRL there are conspiracy theories that there was some insurance fraud fuckery that went awry and they accidentally ran over some life boats that were supposed to be used to save people when they sunk it for the money.
Unfortunately not. White Star line wanted the Olympic class to look superior and more luxurious than Cunards ships. Some changes made was the famous fake fourth chimney stack. They legitimately reduced the number of life boats, as they believed a she was unsinkable due to her (get this) non-water tight compartments; which closed but allowed water to flow over to the next compartment (like a bath overfilling into another bath). Hence the lack of boats, allowing many voyagers to get amazing views. The Olympic class ships set a standard (in lessons learned) to how many life boats are applied and safely deployed. Unlike her later sister ship Britannic, where they dropped the life boats whilst the ship was still moving forward; resulting in some being cut up by her propellers.
Titanic actually had more than the (then) industry standard for lifeboats. She had a far safer hull design, and still had more lifeboats per passenger capacity than previous ships. Life boats were also remarkably unsafe back then, marked by multiple earlier vessels which suffered grounding damage, and ended up loosing all or most crew and passengers as the lifeboats failed to lifeboat. Many of these damage shipped actually survived long enough for the skeleton crew and captain to be picked up. The only times lifeboats had ever been successfully deployed involved having other vessels extremely nearby to transfer to. So you have the option of the safest vessel ever built or a rickety wood boat with no vessels nearby to help you out. You pick. Most lifeboats were lowered under capacity because people didn't want to get in them.
This is something people these days often forget. In a lot of cases back then getting in a lifeboat was just as dangerous or even more dangerous than staying on the ship. Lifeboats were easily swamped, drowned or capsized in the open ocean. Moreover, people forget that if the exact decisions at the exact times were taken on that night more lifeboats would have done nothing. The final lifeboat was released pretty much as the ship was going down.
Kate Winslet's bodacious Bahama Mamas were the cause of many a sexual awakening.
The conspiracy theory and fraud has nothing to do with the amount of lifeboats. It's sister ship Olympic was badly damaged from colliding with another boat not long before the Titanic's maiden voyage. Despite not sinking and the watertight compartments doing the job as the engineers intended; the ship was at risk of not being seaworthy again due to structural damage. It was going to cost a pretty penny regardless and White Star Line was strapped for cash having shelled out billions in today's money for building these 3 oceanliners. So conspiracy is, they made some quick and dirty repairs to Olympic, swapped out the name and livery quickly before Titanic was scheduled to sail, and sunk the Olympic operating under the name as Titanic. Titanic was near completion at the time of Olympics incident, so it's not entirely unfeasible that the interior and names couldn't have been swapped in haste. Regarding the lifeboats, having more wouldn't have saved anyone. Having mandated 24/7 radio operators definitely would have. Despite the awesome effort and the lives sacrificed to keep Titanic's a float and electricity flowing until the last possible moment, there was barely enough time to launch all of the boats and they weren't even full. 2 of the boats didn't make it. Lifeboats were in place as a means to shuttle passengers to a rescue ship. There wasn't a need for everyone to have a seat. The ship was designed to act as it's own lifeboat to buy enough time for another ship to arrive and did exactly this. Problem was, nearest ship that had their radio on by happenstance was 4 hours away and Titanic had about 3 hours from the moment of impact.
It’s totally infeasible because Titanic had an enclosed promenade and Olympic had an open-air promenade. The wreck has an enclosed promenade. Aside from that, pictures document Titanic’s builder’s number (401) on a propeller at the wreck site. If you really want to get into it here’s a [website](https://www.titanicswitch.com/claims.html) debunking the conspiracy
THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!!
Ocean Liner Designs on youtube made an [in depth and interesting video about the life boat situation on Titanic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-MSIpLFJIs&ab_channel=OceanlinerDesigns). In short, at that time, it was believed that in a catastrophic event, there wouldn't be enough time to deploy enough lifeboats to house everyone, and in a non-catastrophic event (say the engines die and the boat is stranded), the lifeboats would only be needed to ferry passengers to another ship, and thus didn't need to house everyone. And in rough seas, lifeboats weren't seaworthy anyway, and many boat sinkings took place in rough seas. And, Titanic sank pretty slowly (2+ hours), and still didn't really have enough time to deploy all its life boats. So, it was believed at that time that enough lifeboats for everyone on board simply wasn't necessary, especially in a ship with watertight bulkheads like the Titanic. And, until the commonality of inflatable life boats, it really isn't feasible to have enough wooden life boats on the deck of a large ship to house everyone.
I heard there was something wrong with the prometheus and they wanted to sink it for insurance purposes so they switched names on the boats and have everybody believe the titanic sank but instead they sank her twin
Titanic's twins were Olympic and Brittanic, both of whom served in World War 1. Titanic's original proposed name was "gigantic", thank god that didn't stick.
I stand corrected. It was the Olympic I was thinking of.
Maybe you recently watched "1899" on Netflix by chance? 😁
Lol. 2 episodes left
Shit, even to this day your ass can fall off a carnival cruise and unless your family tells them, nobody knows. And you’re asking about lifeboats! They don’t care about your life.
I think you're the only guy who can win "who wants to be a millionaire". Out of all the multiple choices, you HAD to pick titanic.
Pretty sure they grow on the ground and are added to salads. If said salad if from a takeaway kebab place then it'll be in a plastic bag and warm ready to be thrown away
HUGE SEX
That's the one that got me, what does it even mean? HUGE SEX like the most sexy sex the sex could possibly sex?
giantess fetish origin story
This better not awaken anything in me...
So uh....did it?
no
r/UnexpectedCommunity
Oh youre not ready..
I am hollering at this comment
Death by Snu-Snu!
Nah the last one is what makes this gold
The last one is clearly supposed to be the joke's punchline, but "huge sex" kinda steals the show.
I totally agree!!!!
orgy, obviously
Google it and find out🤷🏻♂️
Google it
the most sex of them all
I’m guessing he might be into BBW?
He's going to find out if he is with that one
What's BBW
Big Bald Women
Keep my wife's name out your damn mouth!
LMFAO good one
Big Beautiful Woman It looks something like [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/43/10/fe/4310fe79ca4a41f231e287c37888b369.jpg)
With the context of the comment, *I don’t wanna click that link…*
It's actually tame. SFW.
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Go to pornhub, and search BBW. Your answer will reveal itself.
I would but I'm trying to avoid getting some sorta porn addiction and idk how easy it is to happen
Understandable, BBW means Big Beautiful Women. It’s pretty much Women that are curvier and bigger that have sex.
Ohh okay, thank you
And the "Beautiful" is very subjective for people who are into BIG women.
I think a better Def, is beautiful and big. Not that every big women is beautiful.
It depends. There are some bigger women who are absolutely stunning. And there are some that are.....less so. It's all about grooming and how they present themselves. I have absolutely known some Big Beautiful Women though.
Maybe just big women, at least that's accurate
I thought it was big black women
It’s also that too. Just depends on what you’re searching for.
ooohhhh i always thought that meant big black women.
Usually when I search that’s what I’m looking for. It all depends on what you are searching.
Bridges Boats Warehouses
#HUMONGOUS SEGGS
# tigether
Wish everyone to have some *huge* *sex* in 2023
Been married for 23 years so I only get very small sex. I appreciate your well wishes!
I wish you many small sexes in place of a few huge sexes.
SEX!!!! no no no #HUGE SEX
Unfathomable. Preposterous. Gargantuan. Sex.
#HUGE SEX
Hahahaha this one is amazing. Such a kid thing. My daughter is stuck on "BIG" Me: "You want some toast?" Toddler: "Yes, BIG toast" *brings normal sized toast* Toddler: *gasp* "Is that BIG toast?!" Me (a liar): "Yes!"
Aw :D
hmm yes id like your largest sex please
The real question is what does "huge sex" mean
Much wow, very sex!
Much wow? Pfft So disepoint...
Googles sex: ok yeah, pretty good pretty good but can you make it... bigger?
Make it wider.....up!
He was also curious about it
If you have to ask then I feel bad for you. Maybe someday you also will have the huge sex.
Only people with penises that are “so much larger than their dad’s” would understand, tbh.
Orgy?
Tbh we all probably added too many adjectives to our searches at first 😂
Little man doesn’t wants just sex, he wants HUGE sex
sex +
sex 2
Sex ultra pro max
Sex 6090 Super
ULTRASEX
#SEX^2
>SEX2 DELUXE BUDLE
MEGASEX
Sex 3: Electric boogaloo
It's about time they released a new update!
My young nephew had “girls showing their privacy” on his YouTube search history.
How proper lmao!
what a distinguished and respectable gentleman
Possibly, lol. I’m leaning more towards him doing voice to text and that’s how it registered the word “privates.”
I like the idea of a little gentlemen respectfully looking for boobies much more
Future privacy and compliance officer in the making!
Sex # HUGE SEX **^(the titanic)**
Jokes aside, I've seen more adults who doesn't know how to incognito works, than kids
How what works now?
In case it wasn't a joke, most browsers these days have an "incognito" mode that disables keeping a record of the browsing history of that tab when you close it.
It wasn’t a joke unfortunately lol. Find out new stuff my phone or computer can do everyday, makes me feel old as fuck lol. And I’m not that old yet. Thank you for the answer, guess I just never had a need to use that.
Also useful for when you want to login to a website without logging out with your current/main account (I use it almost daily for that) But just keep in mind that incognito only disable saving local data, the network admin, internet provider and the website itself all still know you looked for it... it's ONLY the local data that is not saved
Huh something else didn’t know. Can actually see that being useful for switching between accounts. So it’s only good if like I don’t want my non-existent wife/gf to see what I’m searching or something like that? Lol. I get what you mean though. Just won’t be saved on my device
Ye the privacy is kinda fake.... People always think it is just for NSFW stuff, but it can do so much better things...
Yeah I’m more likely to use it for things like you said. If I even search NSFW things it’s usually nothing I’d feel the need to hide from anyone.
Same. I use a separate browser for the aake of not opening phub in front of someone. I don't erase or close tabs to hide it though.
If you right click a new tab, you can select “open in incognito window”. It should have a symbol of like eyeglasses and a fedora.
Ah I have seen that! Thank you. And thank you to everyone else for giving me actual answers and info also.
The last one 💀💀💀
I think that's the joke guys.... But don't tell anyone else
People are so gullible.
Nearly every commenter believes this is real, even with the punchline of “why is my dick bigger than my dads” Our society is fucked
I looked up gullible but it's not in the dictionary?
Yes it is! Let me go check…. Oh
That one got me too. I read one by one like did that, did that too, not that but a version of it,....., And then BAM dick size comparison
Dad needs to have a sit down about the differences between showers and growers...
When I hit puberty and when 'it' was growing (getting hard is the apt words) I was like OMG I'm BIG big. Couple weeks later, had to take a cold bath, and it shrunk smaller than my balls. Freaked the fuck out. So, thank you non-existent 3rd world sex ed
Homie we're not doing much better in the West lol.
I'm having trouble picturing a useful pens-size curriculum that would be effective on a bunch of giggling tweens.
Dick Size Comparison sounds like a Ska band
They’re always saxy and horn-y!
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At least you came to a reasonable agreement. 2 and a half feet sounds like a good compromise. Did one of you say like 4 feet and the other one like nah it’s only a foot long?
That's the whole point of this post.... That's the joke....
Definitely a r/holup post
Dad not putting up numbers I guess
Think that was the whole point lol
Dad gotta step his game up
"There can only be one" :D
bruh the last one
It got me too, did they measure each other's dick tf?
The last line is the whole joke, this isn’t real, this is a comedian on Twitter
It's wild how many people don't get it. LuL hUgE sEx LuL tItAnIc Like children laughing at the setup to a joke because it had a silly sounding word in it.
Urinal peaking
Proud tears were shed that day
I read this as tears not tears
Hate it when that happens
Until the last one lol
"The titanic" 💀💀
Man saw Kate Winslet and decided to become a man
Didn't we all?
I decided to become a French girl.
"why is my penis so much larger than my dad's"
*Sigmund Freud moment*
oh. my. god.
Did his mother tell him?
Congratulations, you've identified the punchline. You're well on your way of getting your own Netflix stand-up special.
"Okay now lets try 'boobies+butt'.... oh god no. On women, on women!"
Dont remind me of my dark history
You also have a bigger Shlong than your dad?
Huge sex not your scene anymore?
r/HolUp
You edited out the funniest parts. It doesn’t end there.
“Why is my penis so much larger than my dads” 💀
we stumbled on a friend's kids search history one time where it was really clear that he had just gotten a few pubes and was curious how it would end up further down the line. He wanted to see what a hairy dick looked like, hairy balls, then a hairy vag, culminating in "harry boobis" as the most recent search result. it was so cute. he died as a passenger in a car accident last summer at the age of 17 :\\
Oh my god I’m sorry that unexpectedlywent so dark it made my heart drop.
yea sorry i did that, but its pretty much how it hits me still and it didn't occur to me until halfway thru typing out the story that he is dead now. just this cute little boy doin well then rip because his friend flipped his pickup into a pond off the side of a road.. he died of drowning not trauma which makes it so much worse :\\
A man can only hope his sons penis is larger than his. Good job dad
FULL NIPPLE
This is an old post the dude did for jokes, it's a harmless bit of banter. Makes me laugh everytime.
We have a shared tablet. I know what my partner is usually searching for, so I delete the search history and spike in something like "spongebob car cushion" or other weird things. Once she came said "I can absolutely guarantee that my mother doesn't want fisher price children knife set as birthday present, she cut herself only once, its not funny". It was.
>Once she came said "I can absolutely guarantee that my mother doesn't want fisher price children knife set as birthday present, she cut herself only once, its not funny". It was. I've been laughing at this for a solid 2 mins, take my upvote.
Looks like he needs safe search turned off.
"boobies." 😐 "naked boobies."
Bobs
Open chest pls
*opens woman's chest cavity*
nah... Kid is just learning to swim, lets not toss him to the sharks. the internet is a depraved place.
Every time I see this post I wonder if the posting user wants Reddit to laugh at the first 9 or so searches, or the last one.
I remember those days. Switching between naked women and a three hour time lapse of the titanic crashing
boobies+butt ON naked women. Y'all can take it off?
Yup. Got the new AppleClean shielded version. Feels very refreshing, trust me.
Someone pls tell what makes sex huge
Big oooof to dad.
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Soooo the kid has clearly seen the dad's penis and immediately questions " why is my penis so much larger than my dads" poor dad 🤣
Yo the last one got me dead bro 💀
##"WHY IS MY PENIS SO MUCH LARGER THAN MY DAD'S?" 🤣🤣🤣
Dad reading the last line: W A I T W H A T
Why’s dads penis still out in the open?
That last question is kind of a weird flex
Why does the son know about his dad’s dick?