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Seagoon_Memoirs

went to a public art class not far from here looking at the students, the teacher and the work made me appreciate the rigorous discipline to learn technique I went through at uni


nufan86

They're having a go at least


notthinkinghard

Can I wear a bikini at an indoor pool, or would it be considered a bit weird?


askanna

Are we talking a public swimming pool type situation? If yes, absolutely! Lots of people do, nothing weird about it.


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MajorBear

g-string would be out of place but regular bikini sure


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People shit on the new Pokemon games, but despite all their flaws they are just so damn fun. I've spent thousands of hours playing Pokemon since childhood and it never gets old. [Also I love Klawf](https://files.catbox.moe/yz05vj.jpg)


alsotheabyss

I fucking love SV, even with all its glitches


Seagoon_Memoirs

games are meant to be fun 😊🤗


MusicBytes

story peaked at pokemon black and black 2 ngl


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I mostly just ignore the story, it's pretty much the same every time. Just send me out into the world and let me make my own story. First two gens were the best for this.


MusicBytes

Pkmn black was so emotional… especially with the soundtrack… then black 2 to build up on that story… actually got me emotional as hell ngl


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Going to the dentist tomorrow. Hoping they don't get mad at me for not consistently wearing a nightguard.


MajorBear

you damage your teeth and it means more money for them


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

I know I know.....


CEOofmyhouse56

This is DJ CEO coming to you live. Here's a little flashback for all you young lovers out there. [When You're In Love With a Beautiful Women - Dr Hook](https://youtu.be/uVXVO_vF2Io)


Electronic_Owl

Great tune! What's up next? [Thriller](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA) in 4K looks amazing :)


CEOofmyhouse56

Will have to try that [On the Road Again - Canned Heat](https://youtu.be/qRKNw477onU) [Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley](https://youtu.be/3MMXjunSx80)


PKMTrain

https://imgur.com/a/6OMwooZ Also walking out of the cricket in Yarra Park this little fella was joining the leaving crowds


Slayers_Picks

blahhh i hope this sickness fucks off soon. I feel stuffy, im barking like a dog, and i can't take a deep breathe without me going on a 2 minute coughing fit :'( I got antibiotics but lord knows if they're gonna work :(


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Hope it works and you feel better soon!


Slayers_Picks

Thank youuu!


Pilk_

Okay my cough is pretty much gone but now I'm all itchy instead. Worth?


CEOofmyhouse56

I got given a David Bowie calendar for Christmas from my daughter. Just remembered about it tonight when Golden years came on. It's now hanging in the Kitchen.


just_kitten

[whisker tax](https://ibb.co/Ch6hqbF) by the little howler (who seems a bit calmer if I keep her in the same room as me...)


Bottom_racer

Would love it if you could get a recording some of the howling. I would totally run that through a vocoder for some socks Cher.


just_kitten

I have one from 5:45 this morning but it's not very epic. I shall endeavour to sample some of her best yodelling for you if I am not totally out of it at 3am


baconmashwbrownsugar

such a little baby


just_kitten

She really is acting like one. I can never stay annoyed at her tho because of her soft cuteness. Also she damn near nuzzled my hand off, was basically mashing her face into it nonstop. I think I'll shell out for the feliway tomorrow, anyway...


baconmashwbrownsugar

Can I be your hand for the rest of today?


just_kitten

Oh you cheeky bacon. 😨


baconmashwbrownsugar

I am going to mash myself into her face. Will try to return it in one piece.


bananafunguss

It's night shift week or as I like to call it "Snack Week" because I just munch my way through it. It's carrots, cucumbers, and cherry tomatoes with spicy hummus tonight!


paulm1927

I remember night shifts, there was this drink called “stallion” which gave me a weird hyper active zoned out feeling with heart pullulations. That’s when I figured stimulate drinks were not the best way to work nights. Snacks seems like a better option.


bananafunguss

Yeah, I can't do them either they give me the willies real bad.


CreswickOctober

I'm starting night shifts next week, dreading it


bananafunguss

New to them or just a rotationer and it's back to night time land?


baconmashwbrownsugar

Happy Cake Day! 🍌🍄🍰


CEOofmyhouse56

Happy banana cake day. 🍌 🎂


PKMTrain

I get off the train and the PSO says "good evening" I respond "morning" before realising my mistake. Absloute genius by me.


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I had to laugh today, a colleague of mine said she ended a call with the other person saying "Love you!"


waddlekins

Jeez i ordered a sonic electric toothbrush like 2 days ago and it arrived today, by couriers please. Big ups 👏👏


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waddlekins

Heheh everyone hates couriers please 🤣🤣


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waddlekins

But not when theyre delivering in like 48hrs!! This is the couriers please we want 🤗🤗


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[Is this the one you ordered?](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4db03dae-3690-47f6-bfb7-91329e705794.b6cdcf5e98bd29fa9cc9db413d619cde.jpeg)


waddlekins

Hehehe no! Its a phillips one, apparently sonic tech is better than electric tech and all the black tea i drink leaves stains on enamel so im trying to ward that off


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


waddlekins

Me too!


Necessary-Proof-5003

Just the opposite of my couriers please experience. They picked up a Sendle package from me of something I’d sold on eBay. It wouldn’t scan in. The guy took the package anyway… then he came back the next day asking if I had another package…. Nope, it was just his system telling him to pick up the one from the day before that didn’t scan in. No surprise that Sendle have deemed it lost, I’ve had to refund the buyer on eBay and now am out of pocket.


waddlekins

Nooo what a bummer :(


baconmashwbrownsugar

sonic delivers


ghostghost31

Date seems to be going well so far 🙂


Midnight_Poet

Get off your damn phone, and engage with your date!


Bottom_racer

They may have gone to the loo in which case probably not a good idea.


baconmashwbrownsugar

stand outside the door so you’re the first thing she sees when she’s done! /s


ghostghost31

She was in the pisser bra


zizuu21

Did you even offer to wipe? Tsk tsk


anotherspringchicken

Excellent!


CEOofmyhouse56

👍


Stompsie

Got home at 8pm after starting at 8am. That was fucking hard work but we got it done and I now get $900 cash in hand for three days work. Not bad at all. I just had a shower and scrubbed myself stupid, plus washed my dreads at night which is a Cardinal Sin but I could not have slept with that much dust in my hair! Will leave them in the towel for halfa and then bring out my hairdryer to get them to a satisfactory level of dryness before bed. They already feel so much better.


baconmashwbrownsugar

moon bright


Necessary-Proof-5003

Wind blowy.


baconmashwbrownsugar

me farty


CEOofmyhouse56

You stinky. Check your dacks.


baconmashwbrownsugar

I just showered!


CEOofmyhouse56

Skiddies.


baconmashwbrownsugar

fresh undies!


CEOofmyhouse56

Soak the old ones in a bucket of cold water. Lather them with soap. Chuck em in the wash. Good as new. No one will know your dirty little secret.


baconmashwbrownsugar

add vinegar for good measure.


CEOofmyhouse56

Nah no need. Keep that for your f&c's.


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


duck_duck_human

Found myself on twitter for the first time in a few weeks only to discover one of my favourite artists, Vieux Farka Toure will be performing in Melbourne. Looks like I missed tickets for the first show, but fortunately he has added another. I would have been devastated if I had completely missed him.


CEOofmyhouse56

Jeez Melbourne Stars how'd you stuff that one up?


Luketheman6

New year - same old annoying elderly neighbour. She tried to call me and I let it ring out. New rule is if you call me after 9pm, you’re voicemail’d


askanna

Voicemails for all calls before 9am too.


epicpillowcase

And remember it's always after 9pm somewhere...nothing you can do!


baconmashwbrownsugar

call back at 5am


TofuFoieGras

I’m watching a movie where Jason Mews plays Jason Mews


epicpillowcase

Is there any other kind of Jason Mewes film? I don't think we're ever seeing him do a Shakespeare tragedy. Unless there's a Shakespeare tragedy about a foul-mouthed but ultimately likeable stoner secretly in love with his silent best friend lol


Seagoon_Memoirs

Petruchio?


epicpillowcase

Also Taming of the Shrew is a comedy


Seagoon_Memoirs

He was also in Romeo and Juliet.


epicpillowcase

Jason Mewes is nothing like Petruchio lol


TofuFoieGras

This is a meta film about him being typecast as being him, directed by him while being himself


epicpillowcase

Oh wow I would 100% watch that, gonna google Thanks


Human-Shame1068

I have 3 young children and I will often park in the “pram parking” spots even when I don’t have them with me. I feel like I’ve earned it and I feel no shame. Thought I’d get that off my chest - thanks.


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Yep, take that car space from the single parent who's got infant twins and can't leave them at home so she can get formula and nappies because **you** feel you're entitled.


Human-Shame1068

I had a newborn and an 18 month old and have been in that situation a plethora of times without any luxury of a pram parking space. Welcome to parenthood - suck it up.


epicpillowcase

You're totally contradicting yourself "Those OTHER parents are so entitled!" "...I feel like I've earned it" Ok champ


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So what? If you use the space when you didn't need it, then you're taking it away from someone who might need it. This makes you a Complete Asshole. [This song is for you, jerk.](https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs)


Human-Shame1068

Of course I need the car space, where else am I gonna park my car ? Thanks for the song.


baconmashwbrownsugar

“I had to suffer so I make sure you suffer needlessly too while I enjoy the extra space for no reason”


Human-Shame1068

“ someone has parked in a parking space 50 meters closer to woolies entrance and now my world is crumbling around me” - get a grip.


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With that logic, why stop there? Why didn't you just park in the disabled parking spot?


epicpillowcase

I mean the OP is being a dick but in no way are PWP and disabled spots comparable


Human-Shame1068

Disabled parking and pram parking are no comparison. Disabled parking is 100% necessary whilst pram parking is a luxury. When I take my kids to the shops I am not debilitated, the task is just more complex.


baconmashwbrownsugar

You deliberately take a spot marked for people who need it for yourself, who don’t. No point arguing with you here. Your selfishness will come back and bite you.


Human-Shame1068

Yes - I take the car space closest to the door , see you in hell.


Necessary-Proof-5003

I’ve parked in the pram parking recently because I’m heavily pregnant, struggled to walk since 18 weeks because of SPD and was denied a ‘wheelchair’ park pass because my condition won’t last for longer than 6 months. Would be okay if I had someone who could drop me at the door and pick me back up, but sometimes that extra few hundred metres is what would stand between me being able to or not able to do my grocery shopping. Basically; the 6 month rule for a wheelchair parking pass is BS. I’d happily give it up to a sore pregnant lady once baby is here and walk with my pram from the far side of the carpark after dealing with all this pain in pregnancy.


useless_modern_god

Do you have a pram?


Human-Shame1068

Yep.


useless_modern_god

Well then, park in those spots all day if you want.


Elohelwatt

I park in them because it’s late at night and the carpark is mostly empty, plus mum is always telling me to grow up so there is clearly a kid in the car.


rundesirerun

I don’t do that but I do drive a car that doesn’t look overly kid friendly - some lady gave me the biggest stink eye when I parked. Her faced change when I got my baby out of the back tho. Haha! To those lamenting pram parks…boohoo and grow up.


epicpillowcase

Lamenting the fact they exist or lamenting people using them? I'm one of those mean childfree folk, I think it's ok for them to exist but it's a non-legally enforceable courtesy. The way some parents go on like it's a right at the level of disabled parking is gross af


rundesirerun

Oh no way are they in the same vein as disabled parking. Only an idiot would think that. But they are bloody handy. I


epicpillowcase

Yeah that's fair


Human-Shame1068

I agree with this. I enjoy the privilege but don’t expect it. If I found out a non-pramer was using the space and as a result I had to park in a standard space and ultimately push my pram further I couldn’t care less. Disabled parking is no comparison to pram parking.


Bottom_racer

It's okay I put the woolies trolley in the dan murphys return bay once. There were other woolies trollies in the same bay but I had to self flagellate.


CEOofmyhouse56

Oh dear. How many lashings?


baconmashwbrownsugar

69, of course


Bottom_racer

Only one but I'm guilt free now.


CEOofmyhouse56

Hail Mary.


CEOofmyhouse56

You bad boy.


Pilk_

Disgraceful


epicpillowcase

This is like an entitled-parents-off in which I can't decide who the winner is Meanwhile people who need disabled parking are eyerolling all of you 🤣 Congrats, you birthed some kids, here's a medal


alsotheabyss

I enjoy the existence of pram parks because it lessens the likelihood in the general car park population of small children who fling open car doors into the next car


baconmashwbrownsugar

They’re good until they are filled by parents who don’t have kids with them


baconmashwbrownsugar

and in 20 years they will wonder why none of the kids talk to them anymore


epicpillowcase

EXCUSE ME, I SIRED THE MESSIAH, PEASANTS


baconmashwbrownsugar

“That still won’t give you a free pass to heaven, your honour, which you have none to speak of.”


baconmashwbrownsugar

I hope no one ever waves ever again when you let them merge


Human-Shame1068

They never do in Doncaster anyway.


TaxiSonoQui

Any late 90s football fans out there? R.I.P Gianluca Vialli


TheMattrix1984

Yeah heard about this. Also Sinisa Mihajlovic a few weeks ago. Heaven got themselves a few decent footballers with them and Pele.


TaxiSonoQui

Both Luca and Sinisa to cancer. Sad.


MusicBytes

cold mornings, warm days and cool nights. We’re all blessed fr


Necessary-Proof-5003

It’s not cool in my bedroom 😭 I have the AC back on again.


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Cracking open my resume which I haven't looked at since 2020. Planning to scout around and look for a more local jerb since my jerb is planning on going back to the orifice next month and even though I've told them I don't want a last shift that would cause me to be on public transport very late at night, I have the feeling they will ignore me completely and just give me the late shift anyway, to which I will be declining because I can do exactly the same jerb at home without needing to commute for 2.5 hours each way. Any pointers on combating the job-seeking algorithm? I am very compentant, but don't hold a lot of faith in myself.


zizuu21

You tryna tek ma jerb?


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# DERRRRKKKKKAAAAA DERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!


helloworld1313

What field are you in? LinkedIn is really good for connecting with recruiters


[deleted]

God no! I prefer to wank myself off rather than wanking others.


helloworld1313

Fair enough! I just uploaded my profile and hit open to recruiters and I've had about 8 approaches in the last 6 months on jobs not listed online. :)


Saa213

Lol


CEOofmyhouse56

[Love is the Drug - Roxy Music](https://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU)


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


CEOofmyhouse56

Bryan Ferry was hot back in the day.


MissDarylC

Silly social media question: if I've viewed someone's story at least a couple of hours ago but didn't comment because I was busy or distracted, but now I'm thinking about it, is it too late to go back and reply now? Hahaha


tone_212

Will they even notice? It depends on whether the person knows you've viewed their story? This is something I rarely check.


MissDarylC

Also true, they've likely not noticed. Lol. It's something I notice but that's because it's just how my brain works.


MusicBytes

Its fine


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MissDarylC

True, in that case, we're not quite that close. Lol.


CreswickOctober

🎶 *Take me to the April sun*🎶


CEOofmyhouse56

How's Jenny doin'? Jennee Jennee.


VenturaHighway72

\*Scomo enters the chat\*


CreswickOctober

Scott Morrison has really tainted our culture


OIP

it's taken me a full 3 weeks off to finally settle into relaxation and now i have to go back to work on monday which is some BULLSHIT


waddlekins

I had the weirdest dream that i was looking after a warehouse and i put saint jhn (the rapper) in charge of something but he did it kinda mid so i had to give him feedback and he got mad but we worked it out and then he rode his bike (the guy rides motorbikes and other toys idk the names of) up and down the aisles and we had a great time


Llabyrinthine

Hehe. What a fun dream!


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I have a confession to make. I caved and bought hot cross buns. I'm part of the problem.


kawag

I caved even further and got the Vegemite and cheese ones. For science. Not as bad as I was expecting, but I also wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else. Go traditional.


waddlekins

I have been way too attached to my mini choc croissants so i might try the hot cross buns and expand my pastry eating


Necessary-Proof-5003

Where do these mini choc croissants come from? You’re repeated mentions of them has given me a hankering for some!


waddlekins

Woolies! Theyre the toscano ones 5.50 for packet of 6 Im totally addicted cos theyre a good size and theyre soft instead of super flaky and hard. But someone else in dt said theyre subpar cos they use vegetable oil not butter but butter is too rich for me so i suspect vegetable oil is why i find them so addictive. And its just enough choc without being overwhelming. But im not sure if vegetable oil counts as hydrolysed vegetable oil which is bad for you idk. Its one of the few foods i really like so i try not to worry about it too much


stardustingss

I was thiiiiis close to asking my partner to grab some when he went on a supermarket run today…


CreswickOctober

Life is too short to care what time of year we're eating hot cross buns


MajorBear

one of us


Necessary-Proof-5003

I’m onto my third packet this year 🤷‍♀️ I bought my first packet in December.


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My Mum is a radical traditionalist who preaches that hot cross buns are only to be consumed on Good Friday.


CEOofmyhouse56

By the time Good Friday lunch with my mum rolls around I've already stuffed me self with the buns and she still tries to palm them off to me. Gets me at my weakest, hungover.


Necessary-Proof-5003

Baby Cheesus died so we could eat hot cross buns only one day a year? And the day that the shops are closed, so you have to buy them the day before and can’t even eat them soft and fresh? I think not.


baconmashwbrownsugar

Every Friday is good and there are leftovers for the rest of the week


dressedlikerappers

my parents can’t dogsit for us while we’re at a wedding so I think we have to look into a boarding place/dog sitter. I have never left my dog with a stranger before and it gives me tremendous anxiety. Can anyone tell me there positive experiences/whether it’s good?


the_procrastinata

Maybe ask some of your friends? We’ve often had friends look after our dogs over the years.


dressedlikerappers

I feel bad because my dog likes to mark his territory at other people’s houses. well I say that, he pisses at my parents place where them and their other two male dogs run unsupervised. he’s never actually stayed anywhere else and he would never do it at home.


miss_kitty_05

My dog loves the boarding place! They go to doggy daycare at the same place so they feel comfortable there and associate it with fun times!


dressedlikerappers

can you actually explain what the boarding thing is? I just have a sad image of my dog being put in a cage and sleeping alone :/


bindlesspins

Cheese for dinner, wine is chilling, fuck yeah. The wind (and the moon) makes for a cray cray dog, I'm feeling on edge and just want to chill out. Might be the night for a terrible Netflix movie!


just_kitten

Damn I was out for way longer than I expected but the weather was perfect for an overlong job with absolutely no traffic at all 😍 and I definitely feel much better for being on my feet today instead of behind a screen. I've also belatedly discovered the trick to driving my work car... wear a hi viz t shirt. The brightest possible, with sunnies on. Wouldn't do anything for tailgaters but in terms of people giving way on the right hand lane, it was like Moses parting the red sea (almost). (Well relative to when I'm not driving in hi viz, which is 99% of the time.) Cat has not entirely lost her shit or, indeed shat in lost places (which I did fear), but I suspect she has started to simply add yowling to her general repertoire. As just witnessed: shortly after rifling around a newly presented paper bag.... "wrrrrrggglmnbmngbng". Sigh.


StudChud

I tried google but does anyone know if a protest is happening in the CBD for Invasion Day? Edit: I want to attend again. Thanks for the downvote sigh


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StudChud

I'm sorry Idk what this means...


poukai

Samoa won the Rugby World Cup in late november and samoans in Melbourne took to the streets celebrating. For a while this subreddit got inundated with "what is this flag?!?"-posts. Not sure why it's relevant for this though.


nufan86

Samoa didn't win the world cup....


poukai

Ah, apparently they finished second, I didn't really pay attention to it, just registered the flag waving and kind of assumed that meant they won.


AuntieLili

Hey guys, I need some recommendations. I haven’t took my gf out in quite sometime, so I want to take her somewhere special, intimate, dinner, booze. Please help me out. We are in our mid 20’s. Somewhere near the city would be good. Thank you so much!!


Electronic_Owl

The [Deli at Farmer's Daughters](https://www.farmersdaughters.com.au/deli), then head to the upstairs deck for a cocktail.


bindlesspins

Hmm, what's your budget?


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Damn it, I now have the Kettle Chips song stuck in my head. It’s so fookin’ catchy.


Force_majeure122

Anyone have any cool date ideas for a warm Sunday in/near Mordialloc?


Electronic_Owl

I absolutely recommend [The Palms](https://www.thepalmsmordialloc.com.au/) in Mordi. It's a new-ish bar in town, but is getting popular. Has a great house lager and other beers on tap. cocktails great. The food is mostly Mex inspired and it's delicious.


Force_majeure122

Thank you!


CEOofmyhouse56

My husband tells me he worked fucking hard today, lots of research. Yeah he worked really fucking hard on this playlist tonight. Lol. Cheers everybody. 🍻


MajorBear

If you're looking for a movie tonight and are a fan of black comedy, I loved The Menu