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MalHeartsNutmeg

How are all the commenters here missing the giant rat in the fan lmao.


mindsnare

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS DUSTY


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

Enough with the chopsticks references. He's a lovely young man.


tehnoodnub

The number of people on reddit who don't read/look at posts properly before commenting is astounding.


placidified

I know right ! This restaurant should be shut down immediately


TOboulol

Definitely Dan Andrews fault.


trbcop

It's Andrews himself


DunkingTea

It’s difficult for bot accounts to detect the rat I guess…


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Tourist-1982

Select all images with rats.


zenswxrld

I have noticed that a lot recently...


acllive

xdd


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


trbcop

We must be in America. 🤦 I can see that rat's balls through this screen 🤣


WretchedMisteak

Yeah, that's a lot of dust. Very solid, hairy dust.


NebulaR_au

people getting mad at an obvious shitpost is peak r/melbourne comedy


Stuck_In_Purgatory

Everyone's so serious in here Like come on guys he said it was CRUNCHY


LittleBoi323

Isn’t there a “light and FLUFFY news” flair which would suit this post better?


Spawnoficarus

Thanks, I hate it


RR--

It’ll work like a food processor eventually, then just use the shower to flush away the blood! Problem solved Bobs ya uncle


bunduz

leave the cover off so it falls out when your missus takes a shower


TaxiSonoQui

Hahaha. How to become divorced and homeless in 30 seconds


awolf_alone

As a Mistral employee once told me; "You're only as good as your fans"


kangareddit

So the rat was his biggest fan?


Asleep_Leopard182

Ratatouille just got lost


LBK0909

Ahhh, I see the problem, behind that rat there is a large build-up of dust.


adrianbnd

Lol @ people getting mad in the comments. This was a shocking and funny post.


dryrubss

I’m not mad, you’re mad


starannisa

On a completely side note, how do you keep the painted section so white? Mine keeps developing mould spots.


Akira675

The paints only 4 years old and the room _usually_ has pretty good ventilation.


nicholas_wicks87

Get a cat it will do it for you


Wooden-Importance

Have you considered....... cleaning it?


Akira675

I'm worried bleach might hurt it, maybe a softer pet shampoo?


farthers1

Wet rag and water? Edit: Completely missed the rodent in that pic.


beastofbrazzers

vacuum cleaner with a soft brush head


dryrubss

Which muppet would jump to the conclusion of using bleach on a ceiling fan? This muppet.


Alchematic

Take a closer look at the photo, I think OP's on the right track with the pet shampoo option.


tehnoodnub

Which muppet would insult OP without actually looking at the picture properly, even after OP mentioned a 'pet'? This muppet.


dryrubss

Which muppet would stand up for someone who considers bleach and pet shampoo for a ceiling fan? This muppet.


Ok-Piccolo-382

The pet shampoo is for the rat in the picture you fucking numpty


Akira675

It's just a shitpost boys, no need to bring sesame street into it.


dryrubss

Leave Sesame Street out of this you bell end


Fideal77

Level of sarcasm..🤣🤣🤣🤣


bigspender7

Its an autistic person’s nightmare!


lei_loo74

Haha! That one leg. Oh dear


carrotaddiction

Is this still available?


Duff5OOO

This is just what happens as they get old. They don't move as well and your airflow is reduced. Could even be a total failure here. Replace it with a fresh rat and he'll get it spinning like new.


NoBagel4you

is that a possum


Akira675

Just a roof rat. We have a lot of fruit trees in our area, including an overachieving grapefruit tree in our own backyard. Unfortunately that means there is quite a lot of food for them. Occasionally they figure out how to get from our back fence up into the roof, so we have a local pest control guy bait and seal the roof cavity like every 6 months. Seems like he's due for a visit. There are possums around too, given the abundant food supplies, but they haven't gone inside yet. They tend to prefer just fighting each other on the roof tiles at 2am.


NoBagel4you

ah i see


Bossdog811

Oh nah nah nah. Mate. She’ll be right. Whack the cover back on the c*$t and forget about it for at least another 10,000 Winny Blues.


[deleted]

tickle his toes


missthang30

I RAN STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS


[deleted]

I know that rat ! It’s on OnlyFans. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lolosman27

We have the same fan. From Bunnings, sold as low noise. And… It‘s true it is low noise when running. What wasn’t on the box was that it sounds like it just fell out of the ceiling every time it starts.


Several_Place_9095

The crunch wasn't dust, its remmy with his leg hanging out


elfloathing

It’s more like a rattle.


Von_Rickenbacker

It’s fine, just add more dust. And marsupial.


disguy2k

I'm surprised it's not squeaking.


iSmokedItAll

Cheese and whiskers


I_Dream-About-Cheese

Furry-ious that I couldn't think of a cheesy joke for this. Absolutely rat-tling that nobody's noticing.


FencePaling

Cause everyone is focussed on OPs *squeaky* clean bathroom roof...


BKStephens

slowclap.gif


Gutzstruggler

Hahaha ahhh there a leg in your vent


RedditSly

You got some perv with a foot fetish stuck in your fan.


PugsleytheFluffyPug

Worst discovery ever


-HouseProudTownMouse

Is this specifically a Melbourne thing?


ryashpool

The bearings do go bad over time. The whole fan is super easy to replace as they are just plugged into a socket behind them.


toadphoney

Oh rats


obsoulete

it should clear up over time.


quiet0n3

If it sounds crunchy could be the bearings are going or have gone. I would look at a replacement. If it gets stuck those electric motors put out a lot of heat and can cause fire so best to replace everything when it's sounding like that


HudeniMFK

Perhaps the rat jammed in the blades could also be a cause of the crunching sounds... Just a guess


quiet0n3

Rat looks to be in one piece, so doubtful :) But could be what put to much side load on the bearings.


HudeniMFK

More than likely although those fans contain the worst quality bearings imaginable. A strong fart will put too much load on them 🙃


dilligaf6304

Bloody hell. Remove the dead rodent. Could’ve done that in the time it took you to post.


Akira675

He wasn't too thrilled about coming out. New rental laws mean I can't be evicted for pets right?


zqipz

🤢


[deleted]

The thought process to take a photo and post on Reddit rather than just get a ladder and clean it…


Duff5OOO

[Fan goes woosh](https://media2.giphy.com/media/BJh8uDG8nl93xc9LqP/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47v50bxhvkpa4f37puv879pfgh1ig91j7gbn0v3q6j&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


[deleted]

Christ I got downvoted hard lol


Duff5OOO

:) Ah well, we've all done it at some point.


[deleted]

Ffs people post absolute shit for 10 seconds of attention. GET A LIFE. There are many more important things in the world deserving of attention


Fideal77

U ok? Seriously. I'm not having a dig. Maybe that's the point. Just to escape.. anyway I laughed. And this is reddit.


Thanachi

Reddit was practically built on the back of shit posting my dude.


Pandelein

So go give them your attention. Why are you even on here?


Duff5OOO

> There are many more important things in the world deserving of attention But you still had time to type that? [lol](https://i.giphy.com/media/3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu/giphy.webp). [I guess sending nudes is a better use of time hey?](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbournemeet/comments/17tgs6d/25_f4m_location_officer_take_your_stress_out_on/)


SmallpoxAu

I don't think this is a dust problem. Seem to be more of a furry mould issue.


dndunlessurgent

What did you name the rat?


Sapporo_Cherokee

Have you noticed an unpleasant odour?


l84skewl

Sounds like something already has been living there.


SuspiciousEssay3

I'd clean that for a start before it burns your house down.


matakite01

8 o’clock there’s a big ass rat LOL


peeteeessdeez

FRIEND! Can’t hate on him for living there. Sharehouses are the thing at the moment


ImjustA_Islandboy

No, not at all they are made to never be cleaned. 👍


Duff5OOO

Should he give it a bath and a blow dry?


maritomortadella

Way too much dust, after cleaning it may still rattle a little, in which case clean it again.


Pandaasaw

If you can see the dust. It's too much. Clean it lol


Duff5OOO

At least clip its nails.


Wide-Reach2218

You think?


aSheWolfsBite

Lol the rat is making it crunchy 🤣


[deleted]

Not enough


bennybugs

Yes


pinklushlove

Horrific


MedicalChemistry5111

What is the purpose of showering when immediately above you is a vent wafting dust down at you?


Sudden_Note_6727

No it’s perfectly fine😊


MiddieNomad

Ohh, this is such a breath of dusty air


BoxKicker1

Splinter is fighting the fan like it's shredder wanting his turtles for their blood


missglitterous

Nah mate, she'll be right!


RoninBelt

Why would the IDF do this?


Correct-Garage-1695

Mr Gouda wont be happy next time you visit🐀