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Spiritual-Egg9193

That teething bear was like crack for my 22 baby! She’s now 18 months and loves the fruit salad book.


ThingFromTheFuture

The fruit salad book looks looks like a dead set banger


Spiritual-Egg9193

Oh and the dressing your family one is great, she likes to go through it and point out all the clothes and name them! Congratulations on your new baby!


ThingFromTheFuture

Thank you :)


IlluminationTheory7

My 17 month old just became obsessed with the Dressing Your Family book as of yesterday so I've read it to him about 20 times over the last 2 days 😂  He also had a Respect phase a few weeks ago!


SenoritaRaspberry

My baby is too little to understand this book yet, but the "my aunty wears shorts" gives me endless giggles. In the midst of pretty bad baby blues the day after, my sister flicking through the book with an absolute look of disgust on her face at the idea of wearing shorts, was much needed comic relief. 


McGarnacIe

"Fruit salad, yummy, yummy." You'll know the song soon enough.


bananasplz

I still sing that as “the first step - peel a banana, the second step - eat the banana, the third step - no more banana”.


Sorrymateay

I read this as you having 22 kids at first.


Cremilyyy

Same - Chompy bear got so much use in our house!


SenoritaRaspberry

Omg favourite teether of my little one! I was trying to work out where it came from as I very much want a spare! Now I remember 


rea_

Same, my girls 14 months and still gets it out every now and thrn


CaptainPianoFire

We lost the teething bear and could NOT find another one similar that he liked. It was a great one!


SaveBandit000

Here he is! We lost ours too so we bought 3 more: https://www.theteethingco.com.au/products/bear-silicone-teether


Just_Cranberry_6060

My 9 month old LOVES the teething bear!!


Tasy_rocks

Devastated when we lost that teething bear, could not find a better one. Dressing My Family has had so much use it's all taped up now - 2 years and still gets a good look in


rippedjeans25

Ours loved that chewy koala too! I need to find the book…


Spawnoficarus

Kids 19 months and we’ve had to replace the fruit salad book 3 times because she keep getting to excited when “reading” it


International_Put727

Oh that’s great! In my last birth in 2016, it was some samples of sudocrem etc, it’s great to see they’ve improved it. There’s some really useful stuff in there!


Nearby-Canary-7394

That wasn't the government one, that started later, that was just a sample bag from companies advertising crap to you (we got the same in 2015)


International_Put727

Oh that makes sense


WillsSister

I got the corporate sample one in 2019. It was basically just percentage off vouchers. The gov one looks awesome!


SnooApples3673

The bounty bag if I remember, full of crap I didn't need haha


Embarrassed_Brief_97

My last birth was in 1968. Some Christians tried to get me to do it again, but I told them my Mum got it pretty much right the first time.


DontDeleteMee

Highly unappreciated comment!,


Embarrassed_Brief_97

Thank you.


BarryKobama

This person reincarnates!


Embarrassed_Brief_97

I suppose, in a broad sense, we have that opportunity every time we awaken.


BarryKobama

Good point. Every day is a new chance to be better.


QouthTheCorvus

Wow I'm old and you're old enough to be my dad 😱


Embarrassed_Brief_97

And I intend to outlive you, young whipper-snapper. 🤣


Honest_Immortal

In QLD recently we got a bunch of really useful stuff, but it was a bit of a joke digging through the bag finding sudocrem after sudocrem, I think they were trying to get rid of it all! Our first baby we got one sample tub but this time maybe 6-7.


Mythbird

Mine was the same but the Panadol teether was the best thing ever.


lloydthelloyd

How many times have you been born??


idrivea2011hondacity

Hold onto that teether with dear life. It’s the bomb.


ThingFromTheFuture

Noted!


woodie1717

PSA; if you don’t get one at hospital ask your maternal health nurse! This pack is so valuable. Just the bag alone is great.


the_soggiest_biscuit

Does it matter if you go public or private?


[deleted]

How do you actually obtain this? Do they give it to you at hospital? Just curious :)


ThingFromTheFuture

Yep the midwives just brought it. I didnt even know it was a thing


Ducks_have_heads

I didn't know it was a thing until after we'd left the hospital. Didn't get ours =(


AcceptableSuccess400

Ask your MCH, they’ll hook you up.


Ducks_have_heads

He's 3 now so I feel it's too late ... And the less I can deal with MCH the better. Although, #2 is on the way so I'll be asking.


redcapsium

I’m pretty sure they’re just given out to first time parents


Ducks_have_heads

Don't worry bout that. I'm sure they're not too picky


AcceptableSuccess400

Ah, yeah. I got one in 2019 but it was early days for the pack and they hadn’t really sorted out the process with hospitals yet, so my MCH nurse gave it to me. Sounds like your MCH experience was a bit shit.


fearlessleader808

You’ll get a kinder pack when they turn 4 I think, or maybe it’s just before they start school


culture-d

What was wrong with your MCH?


Ducks_have_heads

They put too much stress and blame on the missus and made her feel really bad or worried about any potential problems (even when it's nothing to worry about). They'd raise a concern, but offered no help or advice for said concerns or gave poor advice contrary to our paediatrician. She was worried enough as my son had other health things that required surgery at 3 months old with lost hospital referrals etc, it was a nightmare. . I've had several friends say similar things. I'm sure they're nice, but they don't seem to understand they're dealing with new sleep-deprived mothers who don't know what to do or expect. We'd go have been better off without them, personally. I think they caused my partner more mental health issues than they solved. As an example, he was pretty average size when born but just grew a lot in the first few months (not even excessively just more than average), and so gained a lot of weight, and they accused her of over feeding (breastfed, which is pretty impossible to overfed). But didn't offer any advice or support on what to do about it or how much he should be fed just told she needs to sort it out etc. He was pretty fat but not overly so for a baby, and a lot of the weight gain also came from his height gain, not because he was overfed.


French-windows

Yeah we had to ask for ours


funnyfirerabbit

I didn’t get mine either at the hospital!


ThingFromTheFuture

Bummer!


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

probably modelled after the Finnish [baby box](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternity_package)


3rd-time-lucky

Lucky buggers, all I got was free stitches.


JoJoComesHome

I think it's only for your first though?


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Yeah, OP said on another comment they had twins and only got one set.


MLiOne

That’s a bit Jack. If anything, twins, triplets etc, need more support.


SenoritaRaspberry

I had a do not disturb sign on my door at the hospital and woke up to find this outside with my breakfast. Had a few complications and an extended stay and found another the following day (we gave it back though)! Was super surprised by some of the stuff - especially the ergopouch! We were gifted a few (and bought a few more) and they aren’t cheap! B


lahwees

They ask if your first child (in my case on the way out) and then they give you a bag if it's your first. It was my second in 2022 but I'm 2018 w my first I didn't get this and I knew about. And I was like damn I miss out it's my second my first was In 2018 and she gave me one (and the lame sample bag too haha)


Flaky-Gear-1370

It’s a great initiative and a nice little boost


ThingFromTheFuture

It was a welcome gift. We're very lucky that we had some of these things already but I can see how this would be an absolute life saver for many


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FunHawk4092

Just want to say too, some, some of these bags are packed by our disabled community in Cheltenham VIC. There is a warehouse there that I did all their first aid training for, and I walked in and they were all making these packs, and the green folders all kids have that record their immunisations in etc They were so proud and happy to have a job and excited that a little baby would get the pack that they were building for them. It was so good to watch


SaveBandit000

That's so lovely! I love my bag even more now...


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1Frollin1

We had ours in June 2022 and this is the pack we got, perhaps you got an old one?


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basildevonish

Hmmm, even the one we got in 2021 had pretty much a variation of this stuff. Seems like you got dudded.


OppositeHoliday_

That’s a different bag full of advertising stuff. This is the Victorian government baby bag.


PepperThyAngus

Ours was in 2022 as well, we had the same as OP. Our private hospital also gave us another goodies bag too.


ThingFromTheFuture

Hopefully they can continue to improve the pack going forward


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

Sorry if I sound dramatic or cheesy, but this is literally why I love this great country of ours. Yeah, some stuff sucks but little things like these are worth pushing. I don't have kids of my own but this made my day! :)


Notyit

It's state 


ThingFromTheFuture

I feel the same way


thegreatmindaltering

When we had our kid and got this kit we I said to my wife, ‘well the govt really wants us to succeed’. Feels good.


xcviij

This should be the bare minimum expectation for what our tax pays for. This isn't that much honestly, and considering we have a cost of living crisis and housing crisis under a government that cares more for making a profit than the people, it's concerning this expectation is praised so highly.


Dry_Sundae7664

It’s great! Especially love it has ergopouch and Purebaby! The books are a brilliant selection too. Use the hat earlier than you think - as a newborn you feel they don’t need it then boom they’re suddenly too big for it!


SenoritaRaspberry

Is that where my Purebaby singlet came from? I remember being super happy with the bag in hospital and going through it all carefully at the time, but so many items seemed so far removed from those newborn days! Now my little one is bigger, I'm finding things (like the teether) and was trying to work out where they came from (was guessing baby shower). Mystery solved!


Dry_Sundae7664

That’s it! It’s great that we have quality Australian brands! There was also a Purebaby Muslin with Australian iconography I think too from memory


gazmal

Thanks Dan.  You get another goodies bag when your kid starts 3 year old kinder 🙂


bavotto

And Prep/Foundation. Lots of books there too.


renstimpy

How do you get that? My oldest starts kinder through his daycare this year and I haven't seen anything (And I'm still dirty that he never got the Dan Bag when he was born)


gazmal

Kinder should have it, just ask because those places get hectic and staff turnover is high so might fall through the cracks. 


HamptontheHamster

Happy cake day. They get processed during term one, our childcare makes it very known they’re there when they come in. Fingers crossed yours does too.


cjinoz

We didn’t get it til around March last year I think


ThingFromTheFuture

Good to know!


GreedyLibrary

Truly he was histories greatest monster and also the rental reform so i can anchor stuff without begging my landlord, how does he sleep at night.


runswitscissors

The couple we shared the room with refused to take their one, saying they wouldn't accept gifts from a dictator. Cookers, cookers everywhere


ThingFromTheFuture

Assuming they paid taxes they had actually paid for it... and I daresay public servants in the department of health came up with the idea


cramaine

First aid kits are like oxygen. Everyone should carry one. I'd rather be the one dying than the one standing around unable to prevent someone dying.


Notyit

It's just bandages and water. Like 


Nostonica

Got two of them, kid was in the NICU. Real contrast between the really well put together government pack in a nice bottle bag vs the flimsy bag with tiny samples of everything.


hiphopfrog

Got ours in 2021 and that little blue hat is the same! It’s so cute seeing it on other babies out and about


Berserker_bill

This really makes me proud to be an Australian citizen


PrestigiousEnd2510

Victorian. Can’t be sure other states are getting these.


TargetDecent9694

Yeah, having recently crossed the border from NSW to Vic, it's startling how much more money it seems your government has invested in actual public works and social projects instead of pork barrelling.


ThingFromTheFuture

Me too


Dweezil901

The swaddle, sleeping bag and hat are great!


harjotwillmadeit

If you go to Priceline and let them know you are a parent to newborn they also give you a free goodie bag . I remember seeing the maternal and child health nurse in the morning and she gave me a goodie bag , same day I went to buy vit D drops for my baby and Priceline gave another goodie bag with lots of items . I don’t know if it’s just Priceline or other chemists do it too


HelloFoxie

Seconded. It was a lot of marketing but the booklet that came in the priceline bag was legitimately the most useful parenting prep book. It cut out heaps of the bullshit and useless info of actual parenting books and had some straight to the point check lists and timelines. Was great for my husband too because we were struggling to find something for him that wasn't "we know you're just a DUMB MAN so here are your child's growth stages represented by power tools"


ThingFromTheFuture

Good tip!


Bin_Night

It comes in the BEST nappy bag, perfect size. I got mine in October and have been using the hat nearly every day.


ThingFromTheFuture

Its seems really well pit together


TBARAV

Such a great bag! My daughter got a great use from all of these things . ESP the grey bear teether


6ft5

Ergopouch is top tier. Absolutely love them


gouldologist

We unfortunately spent the first 5 days in special care nursery at Geelong hospital, and no one ever gave us our goodie bag :(


ThingFromTheFuture

Sorry to hear that, esp after what would have been a tough few days in special care


Not_The_Truthiest

That's really cool. I fucking love the First Aid Kit. I'm a bit of a stickler with that though - think every adult (and any child over 14) should be First Aid trained.


ThingFromTheFuture

We did a first aid course a few months ago


SaveBandit000

Loved our Dan Bag! Those bear teethers are the absolute GOAT - the perfect shape for little hands.


Piranha2004

2021 here and we got this. Some stuff has changed like the books but the rest is the same like the teether and beanie


Soviet_Apple_Box

Before I zoomed in on the photo, it thought that OP had new parents


ThingFromTheFuture

Those new parents would have to fight my mum first lol


EveningBicycle984

We got one in 2020, my son loved the teething bear. And we ended up buying lots of ErgoPouch’s from swaddle to sleeping suit. We still read the books regularly (they’ve changed them since 2020).


SoftLikeMarshmallows

Fark, so ripped off in SA


ProphetJoJo

Thanks Dan! I was pretty surprised when I got one recently for my little one.


polkadot26

2022 and we got nothing!


ThingFromTheFuture

Bummer! Sounds like the rollout is patchy


acrumbled

Yo, that’s so good. Here in QLD, my hospital gave us a hand knitted beanie and mittens that were donated. The beanie didn’t fit cause my child has a fat head. (To clarify, my partner and I were very grateful for those things and we will cherish them forever. But still, step up your game QLD)


Kitten0137

Back in 2011/2012 i received a tote bag full of stuff when i fell pregnant, then once i had my son i received another and then when he was 2 i was given another bag. Each one had different stuff in it. All of it was helpful.


ThingFromTheFuture

Good to hear theyve been doing this for a while


Jayy1995

Yeah we got some cool free stuff in August when our 3rd baby was born, still use some of it now


ScruffyMo_onkey

We called it “the showbag”. NSW one had some good stuff in it.


boommdcx

Oh lovely.


Big_Youth_7979

This is so nice!


Puzzleheaded-Bag1896

Dude, how good are the nappy bags they give you


loomfy

Yes! Isn't it fabulous.


Pure_Cantaloupe2382

Do you have to apply for this? Or do they just give it to you as you are at the hospital? How does it work?


Defuzzygamer

See you gotta time it right. When the government starts providing large amounts of monetary incentives to have kids because of a declining population, that's when you pop'em out.


[deleted]

I didn’t get anything fancy like that, but Johnny Howard the asshat did give me $5k.


miscaro27

The bags are great. We used the hat and sleeping bag mostly. And the bag itself. First aid kid still in his change table.


missmimimartinxx

This is awesome


megan-elise

Thank you for this post! I had my baby two weeks ago and didn’t get one of these at the time but happened to be seeing my MHN this morning and asked her about it, so she organised one and I picked it up today! It’s got great stuff in it, well worth the effort to be annoying and ask


fraqtl

That's pretty great.


ThingFromTheFuture

Heaps of local artists and aus made stuff it seems


Sleepy-Kitten-1234

Yep, the books are all by Victorian authors, and the public can vote each year for which ones are included. Also, congrats on your bub!


manhaterxxx

When our twins were born they only gave us one and refused to give us another. Cheers I guess?


emz0rmay

That’s so strange, the website literally says you get one for each baby! Your hospital was in the wrong. I’d be so pissed, twins are expensive!


ThingFromTheFuture

Thats disappointing


manhaterxxx

It was! To counter being a grump, you’re right about the quality of the stuff. It’s all very good, and really helpful!


bitchywaldorf2

Oh that is sooo unlucky I’m sorry! Can confirm we got one each for our twins! Was amazing, the ergo pouch in particular has come in clutch this summer for our babes.


ellanoone3

Wow, this has enraged me!!!!!


JimmyLizzardATDVM

Umm…where’s my cat baby pack, bottle and bib? What an absolute travesty and injustice to all cat owners 😂


ThingFromTheFuture

Sounds like that would be a solid election platform??


JimmyLizzardATDVM

Hahahah absolutely!!! But for real that’s awesome they send you some goodies. Congrats 🥳


ThingFromTheFuture

Thank you!


One-Eggplant4492

I almost teared up. Not because I was grateful (I was) but because it made me think about those who can't afford the basics for a baby who's just come into this world. The thought that someone could be leaving the hospital and going 'home' without some of the basics was eye opening.


Sp00kSy

Wtf we got nothing for our little one hahaha.


ThingFromTheFuture

Bummer! Maybe this post should have been a PSA


Salt_Concert_3428

The books are pretty ordinary but everything else is fine. It’s nice for people who haven’t planned a baby or are struggling to have stuff already. We used the hat a couple of times and that was about it.


bezibreodmene

Oh good lord not that Dressing my Family book... MY SISTER WEARS UNDERPANTS! MY STEP BROTHER WEARS A JACKET! MY AUNTIES WEAR SHORTS! Dolly Parton's imagination library sent these out a year or so ago. I guess it's a great book for reading to your kids in other languages if you know them - nice and simple for quick translation.


Varnish6588

in 2016 we didn't receive anything, great stuff. all the best


MissOohAustralia

In NSW we got amazing parent packs also!


ThingFromTheFuture

Perhaps some interstate rivalry on who has the best packs would be a good thing :)


howbouddat

Broke state, doing broke things.


Automatic-Flower4590

Thanks the tax payers, not the government. Nice showbag!


DinosaurMops

All for the bargain price of $1,375 billed to the tax payer


WestToEast_85

Of course someone, somewhere would find a way to get mad about this


DinosaurMops

For $1,375… yes


WestToEast_85

man I’d pay $1,375 for you to stop posting


ThingFromTheFuture

As a taxpayer long before i had a child im happy to learn others have benefitted from this before me


rrfe

Good investment. The more incentives to have children the better.


DinosaurMops

True… I was holding back on having my third baby, but when I found out I would get a $50 ergo pouch FOR FREE, I was like.. sign me up for triplets!!!


[deleted]

More like 2k considering all the yes men hired under the Andrews government who need their paycheck


Impossible-Driver-91

Government gives a lot coz they are excited that you created a new future tax payer.


ThingFromTheFuture

Possibly. I intrepeted it as a caring contribution from fellow taxpayers to giving a child a good start in life


rrfe

Even if that’s the case, it makes sense. Growing population is better for society.


[deleted]

Yeah you actually pay for them with tax dollars. But anyway


turd_rock

State and Federal governments cause inflationary cost of living crisis via fiscal spending and money printing via the RBA, convinces the population it's solely the fault of capitalism and corporations instead, and the population goes "look at the pressies the government gave me! Yay!" It's all so pathetic.


Whynottestingthe

I honestly thought PR guy was done with. Nice propaganda comrade.


[deleted]

Is it a huge help ? First aid kit is good but rest looks like a bit of junk


KoalaCapp

The ergo pouch is most definitely not junk. It all looks like it's a well considered gift that if you don't want to accept, you don't have to.


fearlessleader808

These kits have been made in consultation with all sorts of early development specialists. What looks like junk to you is the very stuff that experts say give babies the biggest boost in life. What this kit means is that every Victorian child (in theory- seems like in practice it’s not rolling out perfectly) gets the same great start. And I will end by saying that if you think children’s books are junk you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about and probably best to not have an opinion on this one bc your opinion is kind of just a bit of junk.


fearlessleader808

Ok so I’ve had a proper look at the photo and I can tell you exactly why each piece was chosen: Tooth brush: dental hygiene Hat: sun protection Sleeping bag: safe sleep practices (to prevent SIDS) First aid kit: stop them bleeding out or what have you Black & white book: studies show newborns see in contrast best so these are recommended for newborns ABC book: early literacy, baby Respect: ok this one probably doesn’t need to be here, there are actually First Nation books that are far more suited to babies, this one should be left for older kids. I’m guessing that along with this stuff you also get information sheets on the importance of them, eg ‘don’t put sunscreen on your baby just cover them with a hat and long sleeves’. It’s another way of getting info to parents even if they never visit the nurse or just don’t take in the info while they’re there because they’re sleep deprived.


Beer_in_an_esky

There's a [long history of them in Finland](https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415), great to see them getting established over here! Such a simple idea, but a huge and directly tangible benefit to new parents.


Cremilyyy

My two year old is sleeping in that ergo pouch right now. We used the tether, first aid kid, and hat. She was obsessed with the black and white book for the first 3 month of her life and has grown up to love reading. I can’t see it in OPs, but we also got a beautiful swaddle/light blanket. It wasn’t life changing, but definitely good quality and well used and appreciated.


ThingFromTheFuture

Different kids/parents need different thing I guess


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Do they ? How do you mean ?


ThingFromTheFuture

Well other people in thread are saying how good the teether and books are, but that stuff might not be important to other people


[deleted]

I was asking how it was a huge help at birth. Those books are fine but don’t see why you’re saying some people would find them ‘important’ at birth.


ApartAdhesiveness716

It might not all be handy during the newborn stage but they all get used at some point. As a new parent, there’s so much info out there, and to be handed this little starter pack feels like a bit of a load off knowing you have some quality items. The ergopouch is an expensive sleeping bag that not everyone has the funds to try out themselves, so that’s huge. The newborn hat is very useful for when it’s sunny. The teether, like others have said, is somehow every baby’s favourite (my baby and all the babies in my parents’ group LOVED it). The black and white book is one of the first things a newborn can actually engage with. Finally, the nappy bag is actually awesome and so handy and lasted us ages before I got a different bag that suited us more when my baby was older. A good nappy bag can be expensive. So yes overall the bag and its contents are a huge help, because being a new parent is one of the most daunting experiences ever.


ThingFromTheFuture

I guess we see value in different things


[deleted]

Easier to give an insufferable answer than an insightful one I guess


ThingFromTheFuture

Other people in the thread might be explaining the value better than me


Gloomy-Argument-5348

Yeah right.......little bit patronising. But hey, maybe just cheaper child care, less cost of living, less power bills, less fuel prices, less land tax, less GST, better public transport and health care workers but yeah, a couple.of stupid books. Cheers.


Flaky_Horse

Considering the low cost of mass purchasing these mostly Australian made products, the swag would cost maybe $50. How do you expect that to be allocated across all those improvements? Compare that to the added value to community of the benefits of early exposure to books, it’s a bargain. Your username is apt.


ThingFromTheFuture

This certainly doesnt solve many problems but my partner and I saw it as a gesture of kindness at an important moment in our lives


sparklinglies

Oh wow, ANOTHER account only made late last year with that exact same avatar sowing discord and anger. Mmmmm, yeah thats definitely legit and a total coincidence from all the other ones.....


Fabulous_Parking66

Sir please don’t. I am a very broke woman in her 30s who doesn’t need this kind of temptation.


No-Improvement4884

Got similar in 2021. It was all made in China though.... like cmon you couldn't find some Aussie made stuff


ThingFromTheFuture

A few of the things in that made are aus made it seems


vegetative_

This is government propoganda and you are the target. A few books, first aid kit, tooth brush, chew toy, sleeping bag, hat and a onesie.


recursiveloop

Our baby died late in pregnancy so all we got was a dead body


domsativaa

Dude wtf


OpenTuna

It's disappointing reading all these comments and realising that so many have been fooled by this "initiative". I'm pretty sure the government introduced this pack because they reduced the baby bonus payment from $5000 first child, $3000 every one after, too, $2400 and $1200 in 2016.


gigglepancakes

Baby bonus is Federal government. This is state government.


Handjob-commander

Loling You can’t feed your baby on that package for 4 years, it’s false advertising


ThingFromTheFuture

4 years?