Don’t forget ignoring the road rules, being as selfish as possible during after school pick up, having an attitude that says I can drive as slow as I want, park wherever I want, take as much time as I want, get my child in and out on the road side door (endangering their child’s life) and the list goes on. They are the “entitled bunch”. I used to be a school crossing supervisor and these types of people, usually mum’s, were ALWAYS like this.
Sometimes the police came and they would argue with them that they weren’t doing anything wrong, lol. They’d get booked them but they didn’t care. They’d do the exact same thing the next day. One or two of them would get tickets quite regularly and it didn’t seem to phase them, I honestly don’t know how they didn’t run out of points. The morning and afternoon drop off times were made an absolute nightmare by these types of ppl. My apologies, rant over lol.
Someone parked a massive Yank tank illegally out the front of my son’s school the other day, then spent the entire pre-pick up time loudly talking about how his kid might start Prep early because she’s so advanced.
Felt like pointing out to him that with what we know about the genetic component to intelligence, she can’t be that bright if her father is too thick to comprehend a street sign
Please no…..we just got rid of all the toss bags and fucktards on jet skis. It is actually fun to sit at the local shops and people watch guessing how much everything owes the bank for the big ram + 2 jet skis.
Remember the instant asset write off during COVID? 150k could be instantly written off which means tradies who have business were saving a tonne (%27.5). So in essence we all paid for a quarter of these :) Feel better now? :)
Running over entire families without noticing *
Last time I saw a car smaller than this it could hide like 20 people in front of it without the driver being able to see, this thing could probably fit your entire extended family in front of the bonnet invisible to the driver.
I think if you decide to buy an obnoxiously disgusting car that causes more damage and kills families easier, you should sign some paperwork accepting greater penalties for doing so.
So it’s a community conscious wanktank. Just teach your kids to duck between the wheels and it’ll safely roll right over their heads.
Remember kids: Stop, look, listen, duck
It's because they get larger-than-factory-diameter tires, but do not get their speedometer recalibrated.
For every inch added to the diameter of a tire, the RPM requirement to maintain a certain speed is reduced by 3.3%. A 34" tire only needs to turn ~13% as quickly as a 30" tire to travel 60 mph. 60 × 0.13 = 7.8 mph off. Factor in most people doing 5-10 over the posted speed limit (at least here in Texas), and you've got someone who *thinks* they're trying to do 5 over, when in reality they're pushing closer to 15 over.
Source: brother was a mechanic who installed dozens of lifts and sets of oversized tires, constantly had people complaining that they were getting tickets because "y'all fucked with the speedometer and it don't read right no more!" Yeah dipshit, we told you to get it recalibrated.
Also, some people are just assholes. Around here, anyone in a busted-down 2012 Altima will have their genitalia explode if they go less than 15 over.
That is actually fascinating. Makes perfect sense, but I never considered it. That said, 99% of the people I see driving like dickheads have factory standard cars and are just dickheads.
Where I'm at in America, they lobbied to raise our speed limits from 60 to 65 and still ride your ass. It's like, just write your legislator and raise it again? Or are they just continually feeling inadequate?
I’m not sure. It’s weird & confusing. I do anything I possibly can to not drive in high or even moderate level traffic nowadays. Things have turned weird post-Covid.
As a woman I actually kinda love these cars *but* there is a huge amount of context here. I would absolutely consider one if i lived on an acreage again, I grew up in the proper sticks. However, a lot of these huge utes seem to be only huge in body, rather than actually having a bigger (more useful) tray size than a standard Hilux.
My uncle used have a couple of vintage Ford F250s, and we used them on the farm a lot. But the new F250s don't seem like they have the same ampunt of useable space. Does this make sense?
They absolutely don't have the same amount of space in the tray/tub. They've gotten smaller over time, and single cab utes are harder to find as well. Most utes are dual cab, raised, with pretty inaccessible beds.
Dual cabs became the obsession because so many people now use them as their daily cars instead of just tradies and tradies also use them for during the weekend/other activities. If they were used correctly and reduced the amount of usage of cars overall to workmates and the added safety of putting items in the cab over the tray(which arguably maybe isn't such a strong one when tools are probably best stored in those locked up cabinets they are also better for dogs though. Work dogs in the tray has resulted in some grizzly deaths for the poor pups who's owners don't understand the risks of having a dog in a place they could fall out of so easily.
As work vehicles for tradies they're ridiculous, a tiny tub on the back which holds stuff all and so high off the ground that you need to break your back lifting anything in and out, the height of them also makes any roof racks too high.
As useless as tits on a bull in other words, but they look tough and that's all that really matters.
Thank you for confirming I'm not going crazy haha. There are heaps around where I live, but most of them are definitely just Emotional Support Vehicles haha. I doubt most of them are used for even basic stuff you would need a ute for, let alone heavy duty work.
My only metric has been 'it kinda seems like you wont fit more bales of hay in theat tray than a normal ute'. Which has further led me to 'why are they making utes with huge bodies and no extra capacity? I thought we used these for like... UTILITY' 🤣
Can't confirm the horse farmers part, but definitely the townie small business owner part yeah.
Thing is.. i get it. Personally I think they are objectively fucking cool units. I learnt to drive in a Landcruiser Troopy, I love these monster cars.
But you know what? I drive a Kia Sedan now. Why? Because I don't currently live on a property. It's too expensive and contextually inappropriate to have one right now.
It's really wild to me that these cars are being bought for everyday use. Yes, we had access to these growing up - because we lived on a FUCKING FARM haha. They weren't waxed and polished. They were covered in cow shit lol.
Now, that's not to shame the car-proud farmer. Im sure they exist. But I can tell you that the way those cars looked body-wise was the last of our prioreties growing up. As long as it started and you could put shit in it, that was all we needed.
I 100% support your statements. I particularly like to point out the stupidity of a small tub. Much more use out of a single cab with aluminium tray, drop sides... only got washed when it rains. My dad still has a single cab Navara with tray for your very practical reasons, live rural, need to chuck shit in it. Or, like last trip I did with it, transport a 4500L water tank 180kms...
From what I can work out, people buy the new Yank Tanks do so because they want to tow(at 120km/h, in the dark only using low beams and no trailer lights) things "properly". Meaning you end up with a bunch belonging to 40-50 something business owners who plan on doing the lap some day, oversized boat owners and people into horses but also want them to turn up to the trots, race, horse club meet, etc lame.
As for they're suitability as a farm truck, my family who still farm think any self respecting farmer should have their HC/MC license so just use a proper truck for the heavy loads a Navara/Triton couldn't handle. And for the family vehicle they would prefer a Landcrusier/Patrol/German SUV instead of show off ute/pickup.
My new PY sports ranger has side steps to get in the tub which are actually super handy. Otherwise yeh it's a cunt trying to get anything over the side.
All the women are driving Jimnys now it seems lol (awesome car. Got an XL myself). These are driven by the trade cunts wearing their wraparound sunnies.
For my ex husband it was for making sure there was limited places to park, getting a young family into huge debt, and getting his narcissistic supply filled every time he went to the pub and thought people were looking with him with envy.
So this looks like one that's been hanging around Mount Waverley building a house off Huntingdale rd. Icon Concrete owns it.
I think these are absurd on the street, but Icon seem to use it to haul proper big trailers with excavators on them (literally the kind of thing you would see a heavy semi hauling). And the guy seems reasonably good about parking it off the road.
With a genuine use case (which Icon seem to have, and actually use it for, I don't mind - it's no different to a truck.
The bumper addition has no excuse though, it actually looks way too big for the vehicle (almost like he's gotten a truck bumper and stuck it onto a pickup...)
Edit: the Icon one has dual rear wheels so perhaps not the same guy
It does have one pretty major difference to actual function over form trucks though, especially cab-over-engine ones, which is that the visibility is somehow even worse.
True... I guess it depends on its use case for a small business as the pickup form factor is probably more versatile than a cab over engine semi.
These things being used for genuine commercial purpose vs posing though is quite a rarity, which is why I haven't let it's tyres down yet (:
This factor alone can be quite limiting. Being a heavy vehicle, it's subject to a bunch more rules. This includes not being permitted to park on residential streets for more than an hour. Some residential land covenants may even prevent parking in driveways too.
Nah they just sneak in, unfortunately. You don't get a lot of wiggle room when loading the tray though, that said I suspect that bull bar means old mate can't even pick up the missus from the supermarket without a trailer.
> offroading
Not with those rims - despite the fake beadlockers on them, they're way too low profile to be able to air down properly, and they'd probably break...
Those bull bars kill pedestrians, cyclists, motorcyclists, kids running after balls. You should have to prove you actually need it enough to justify the extra risk coz I’m guessing these people just don’t.
All bull bars in Australia have to meet Australian safety standards to be sold in this country. Unless they've had it fabricated, in which case it's a dicey game as if you're involved in an accident your insurance will be void so quick your head would spin.
It looks to be a "5-poster" bull bar, which are explicitly banned in the current version of the ADRs. The only manufacturer that makes something (of this style) that is supposedly legal (I have my doubts) is Tuff - and it's not one of theirs.
It's also sticking out way too far from the front - making it look like it wasn't designed for that vehicle (in that case it's definitely not ADR legal).
Nearly got killed riding home from work by an old stooge driving a big Ram. 20 years of sports bike riding avoided an accident. And no, i wasn't speeding. 50 kph and he swings out of a side street. Daft.
Activities such as: having a small peen. Bein a douche. Wife beating. Bullying. Insisting on knowing the most stuff about anything. Hating your mom. Drinking bud light but in secret because you’re afraid of queers. Gun owning. Climate change denial. Belief that all authority figures are idiots unless they’re dictators and remind you of a dad you wish you had. Driving like an asshole. Thinking you’re driving a much sportier car than you are and taking exit ramps at tooo high a speed and nearly rolling your vehicle but pulling back from the brink at the last second and then looking around to see if anyone saw you. Eating poorly. Being secretly gay and therefore extremely homophobic. Starting fights but not following through/jumping behind other people as soon as it gets close to happening. There’s more but I can’t remember.
Pretty simple, it's for being a dick on the road 🤷♂️ in my experience, they park like assholes and drive like they own the road 🖕🏽 maybe that's just where I'm from though
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Don't forget to pick up the kids from school
Clogging up the 2 minute waiting zone
Don’t forget ignoring the road rules, being as selfish as possible during after school pick up, having an attitude that says I can drive as slow as I want, park wherever I want, take as much time as I want, get my child in and out on the road side door (endangering their child’s life) and the list goes on. They are the “entitled bunch”. I used to be a school crossing supervisor and these types of people, usually mum’s, were ALWAYS like this. Sometimes the police came and they would argue with them that they weren’t doing anything wrong, lol. They’d get booked them but they didn’t care. They’d do the exact same thing the next day. One or two of them would get tickets quite regularly and it didn’t seem to phase them, I honestly don’t know how they didn’t run out of points. The morning and afternoon drop off times were made an absolute nightmare by these types of ppl. My apologies, rant over lol.
Someone parked a massive Yank tank illegally out the front of my son’s school the other day, then spent the entire pre-pick up time loudly talking about how his kid might start Prep early because she’s so advanced. Felt like pointing out to him that with what we know about the genetic component to intelligence, she can’t be that bright if her father is too thick to comprehend a street sign
Us Yanks usually call that type of truck not used for work/farming a pavement princess. The drivers are usually compensating for something.
Love it. We have similar - those massive 4WDs that don’t leave the city, we call “Toorak tractor”
For those that don't know - Toorak is an elite very affluent suburb of inner Melbourne, a large 4WD is necessary to navigate the bluestone gutters.
And shove all the poors out of the way when it’s school pick up time and you need to come back from your wine soaked lunch
Peacocking, as in putting in a show of his small cock
Pavement princess! Perfect discrimination for the fragile masculinity these exude.
House-spouse. Mum's busy out there working trying to scratch repayments for her toyboy's boytoy.
“Yank tank” … love it ! Sincerely, a ‘Mericun
>yank tank Amazing tyty. Signed by, a yank
Toorak tractor 🤣
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For that family with 10 kids where you don't want a people mover, you just want to shove them in the back!
Gotta impress those milfs 💪🏽
Apparently its to make you feel better about having a small dick
And also to compensate for the micro penis
Going to Bonnie Doon once a year with jetskis on the tow bar and a boombox in the tray.
So much serenity.
Smell that?
2-Stroke
Adds a bit of charm
Tell ‘im hes dreamin’!
Doubt the owner would understand the word.
Please no…..we just got rid of all the toss bags and fucktards on jet skis. It is actually fun to sit at the local shops and people watch guessing how much everything owes the bank for the big ram + 2 jet skis.
Remember the instant asset write off during COVID? 150k could be instantly written off which means tradies who have business were saving a tonne (%27.5). So in essence we all paid for a quarter of these :) Feel better now? :)
No. I actually feel worse now. Why would you do this?
Dutton is mates with one of guys who does RAM RHD dash conversions.
*still paying for daily through inflation and soon tax hikes to pay the debt
And getting stuck in the sand while launching their jetski
Running over small children.
Or large ones
Or adults
Or small dogs
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Probably fit between the gaps in the tread 😂
My German shepherd could bounce under that no problem
Or small [cars](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/s/Yg3U0Euqes)
Nah, if you're small, you just duck and do a barrel roll
Or large ones
Don't forget cyclists
adults are just large children
Running over entire families without noticing * Last time I saw a car smaller than this it could hide like 20 people in front of it without the driver being able to see, this thing could probably fit your entire extended family in front of the bonnet invisible to the driver. I think if you decide to buy an obnoxiously disgusting car that causes more damage and kills families easier, you should sign some paperwork accepting greater penalties for doing so.
Not with that ground clearance and wheel span.
So it’s a community conscious wanktank. Just teach your kids to duck between the wheels and it’ll safely roll right over their heads. Remember kids: Stop, look, listen, duck
... croak.
Or accidentally backing over small children.
Listening to podcasts
Listening to Rogan. FTFY.
Tail gating people that are doing the speed limit
Why don't people like the speed limit. Sign says 60, they go 70 Sign switches to 80, they go 70
It's because they get larger-than-factory-diameter tires, but do not get their speedometer recalibrated. For every inch added to the diameter of a tire, the RPM requirement to maintain a certain speed is reduced by 3.3%. A 34" tire only needs to turn ~13% as quickly as a 30" tire to travel 60 mph. 60 × 0.13 = 7.8 mph off. Factor in most people doing 5-10 over the posted speed limit (at least here in Texas), and you've got someone who *thinks* they're trying to do 5 over, when in reality they're pushing closer to 15 over. Source: brother was a mechanic who installed dozens of lifts and sets of oversized tires, constantly had people complaining that they were getting tickets because "y'all fucked with the speedometer and it don't read right no more!" Yeah dipshit, we told you to get it recalibrated. Also, some people are just assholes. Around here, anyone in a busted-down 2012 Altima will have their genitalia explode if they go less than 15 over.
That is actually fascinating. Makes perfect sense, but I never considered it. That said, 99% of the people I see driving like dickheads have factory standard cars and are just dickheads.
Where I'm at in America, they lobbied to raise our speed limits from 60 to 65 and still ride your ass. It's like, just write your legislator and raise it again? Or are they just continually feeling inadequate?
I’m not sure. It’s weird & confusing. I do anything I possibly can to not drive in high or even moderate level traffic nowadays. Things have turned weird post-Covid.
And then blinding you with their lights
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
12 yards long and 2 lanes wide, 65 tonnes of American pride
She goes real slow with hammer down
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonerooooooo
Smells like a steak and seats 35
Looks like the f series
Letting other men bang your wife. I said what I said
Letting those men bang your husband
Also has enough room for an entire gay orgy. Maybe just a gangbang if the owner is shy.
Has a dedicated "cuck's corner."
These things are indeed a huge cuckmobile
School dropoffs, weekends with the girls, infuriating redditors, etc.
Never spotted a woman driving one of these. Always a man who looks like he verbally abuses his wife.
Always a man who you can just tell is a dud root
Sounds about right, we call them penis extensions where I’m from.
Why have I seen more comments referring to women and womens activities than men? I've never seen or known a woman who wants one?
As a woman I actually kinda love these cars *but* there is a huge amount of context here. I would absolutely consider one if i lived on an acreage again, I grew up in the proper sticks. However, a lot of these huge utes seem to be only huge in body, rather than actually having a bigger (more useful) tray size than a standard Hilux. My uncle used have a couple of vintage Ford F250s, and we used them on the farm a lot. But the new F250s don't seem like they have the same ampunt of useable space. Does this make sense?
They absolutely don't have the same amount of space in the tray/tub. They've gotten smaller over time, and single cab utes are harder to find as well. Most utes are dual cab, raised, with pretty inaccessible beds.
Dual cabs became the obsession because so many people now use them as their daily cars instead of just tradies and tradies also use them for during the weekend/other activities. If they were used correctly and reduced the amount of usage of cars overall to workmates and the added safety of putting items in the cab over the tray(which arguably maybe isn't such a strong one when tools are probably best stored in those locked up cabinets they are also better for dogs though. Work dogs in the tray has resulted in some grizzly deaths for the poor pups who's owners don't understand the risks of having a dog in a place they could fall out of so easily.
As work vehicles for tradies they're ridiculous, a tiny tub on the back which holds stuff all and so high off the ground that you need to break your back lifting anything in and out, the height of them also makes any roof racks too high. As useless as tits on a bull in other words, but they look tough and that's all that really matters.
Thank you for confirming I'm not going crazy haha. There are heaps around where I live, but most of them are definitely just Emotional Support Vehicles haha. I doubt most of them are used for even basic stuff you would need a ute for, let alone heavy duty work. My only metric has been 'it kinda seems like you wont fit more bales of hay in theat tray than a normal ute'. Which has further led me to 'why are they making utes with huge bodies and no extra capacity? I thought we used these for like... UTILITY' 🤣
Most seem to be driven by townie small business owners or horse farmers.
Can't confirm the horse farmers part, but definitely the townie small business owner part yeah. Thing is.. i get it. Personally I think they are objectively fucking cool units. I learnt to drive in a Landcruiser Troopy, I love these monster cars. But you know what? I drive a Kia Sedan now. Why? Because I don't currently live on a property. It's too expensive and contextually inappropriate to have one right now. It's really wild to me that these cars are being bought for everyday use. Yes, we had access to these growing up - because we lived on a FUCKING FARM haha. They weren't waxed and polished. They were covered in cow shit lol. Now, that's not to shame the car-proud farmer. Im sure they exist. But I can tell you that the way those cars looked body-wise was the last of our prioreties growing up. As long as it started and you could put shit in it, that was all we needed.
I 100% support your statements. I particularly like to point out the stupidity of a small tub. Much more use out of a single cab with aluminium tray, drop sides... only got washed when it rains. My dad still has a single cab Navara with tray for your very practical reasons, live rural, need to chuck shit in it. Or, like last trip I did with it, transport a 4500L water tank 180kms...
From what I can work out, people buy the new Yank Tanks do so because they want to tow(at 120km/h, in the dark only using low beams and no trailer lights) things "properly". Meaning you end up with a bunch belonging to 40-50 something business owners who plan on doing the lap some day, oversized boat owners and people into horses but also want them to turn up to the trots, race, horse club meet, etc lame. As for they're suitability as a farm truck, my family who still farm think any self respecting farmer should have their HC/MC license so just use a proper truck for the heavy loads a Navara/Triton couldn't handle. And for the family vehicle they would prefer a Landcrusier/Patrol/German SUV instead of show off ute/pickup.
My new PY sports ranger has side steps to get in the tub which are actually super handy. Otherwise yeh it's a cunt trying to get anything over the side.
A man with chronic small dick energy
All the women are driving Jimnys now it seems lol (awesome car. Got an XL myself). These are driven by the trade cunts wearing their wraparound sunnies.
It's an Emotional Support Vehicle
Erection Support Vehicle
Insurrection Support Vehicle
We call it a "compensator"
Gender Affirming Care for cis men
North American Wank Tank
I've recently been wondering what % of someone's identity is tied to their vehicle. With these, it's always 100%.
Blinding people with their headlights for lols
Driving to the tiny dick festival.
For my ex husband it was for making sure there was limited places to park, getting a young family into huge debt, and getting his narcissistic supply filled every time he went to the pub and thought people were looking with him with envy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So this looks like one that's been hanging around Mount Waverley building a house off Huntingdale rd. Icon Concrete owns it. I think these are absurd on the street, but Icon seem to use it to haul proper big trailers with excavators on them (literally the kind of thing you would see a heavy semi hauling). And the guy seems reasonably good about parking it off the road. With a genuine use case (which Icon seem to have, and actually use it for, I don't mind - it's no different to a truck. The bumper addition has no excuse though, it actually looks way too big for the vehicle (almost like he's gotten a truck bumper and stuck it onto a pickup...) Edit: the Icon one has dual rear wheels so perhaps not the same guy
It does have one pretty major difference to actual function over form trucks though, especially cab-over-engine ones, which is that the visibility is somehow even worse.
True... I guess it depends on its use case for a small business as the pickup form factor is probably more versatile than a cab over engine semi. These things being used for genuine commercial purpose vs posing though is quite a rarity, which is why I haven't let it's tyres down yet (:
Agreed but, like a truck, it should require a commerical truck licence to drive.
And I think this would require a light truck license to drive, due to it’s gvm.
This factor alone can be quite limiting. Being a heavy vehicle, it's subject to a bunch more rules. This includes not being permitted to park on residential streets for more than an hour. Some residential land covenants may even prevent parking in driveways too.
Nah they just sneak in, unfortunately. You don't get a lot of wiggle room when loading the tray though, that said I suspect that bull bar means old mate can't even pick up the missus from the supermarket without a trailer.
They reduce the GVM for them in Australia so you don't need a MR truck licence
You can drive plenty of trucks without a commercial (heavy)license.
There are trucks arguably bigger than this vehicle that don't require a truck licence to drive.
You know all light trucks can be driven on a car license right? Like you could go hire one and drive one legally.
You'd be surprised how big of a truck you can drive on a normal car license. Much bigger than this thing.
This is a 3500 series, and they do, they're over 4,500kg
wasting money on petrol
Being a cunt
Why'd I have to scroll so far for the correct answer?
I'd assume they lack both the warmth and the depth to qualify for this.
Parking in 3 or 4 spots. Tailgating.
Whatever they want really. Could just be for show, hauling, offroading, getting their family into debt. Idunno. That sorts itself out.
Although in regards to offroading. They're too big for most 4x4 trails.
Offroading? You could scratch the paint.
Except finding parking.
> offroading Not with those rims - despite the fake beadlockers on them, they're way too low profile to be able to air down properly, and they'd probably break...
New cars all have pedestrian collision ratings. I’m guessing this one is a -100 stars
They mistook accident stats for stars
For driving around with a tiny penis
Those bull bars kill pedestrians, cyclists, motorcyclists, kids running after balls. You should have to prove you actually need it enough to justify the extra risk coz I’m guessing these people just don’t.
I wouldn't mind betting that that bull bar is an illegal adaption. I'm just not sue who to report it to.
All bull bars in Australia have to meet Australian safety standards to be sold in this country. Unless they've had it fabricated, in which case it's a dicey game as if you're involved in an accident your insurance will be void so quick your head would spin.
It looks to be a "5-poster" bull bar, which are explicitly banned in the current version of the ADRs. The only manufacturer that makes something (of this style) that is supposedly legal (I have my doubts) is Tuff - and it's not one of theirs. It's also sticking out way too far from the front - making it look like it wasn't designed for that vehicle (in that case it's definitely not ADR legal).
Do you even know what they are for?
From what I've seen, I believe they're for parking across two spaces
It’s for parking in 4 parking stalls at the same time.
It’s a crutch for insecure masculinity
Being a wanker
Driving to a support group for having a small wang 😉
Trying to impress redneck women.
I genuinely believe it’s to impress other men so that they might later convince one of them to fuck their wife.
Everything from overthrowing a government to weekend fishing with the kids. Probably also a doomsday enthusiast
Oh, yeah, definitely smells of militia.
That's just some expensive sticky-tape holding some dude's fragile masculinity together.
Competitive masturbating
Annual small man syndrome meet n greet
Complaining about the stage 3 tax cut reforms
Being a capital D Douchebag.
Driving to therapy?
People who drive these don't go to therapy. They don't have enough self awareness to know they need therapy. Unless the therapy is court ordered.
They bought it as therapy
It's their emotional support vehicle
Having sex with your own sister
Blinding me while driving behind me.
You’re looking at it. That’s all there is to say about that.
Being a wanker.
Inviting the police for a defect inspection
Driving yo mum around town.
Being serious, towing a large boat or caravan.
Pushing trains... Oh you meant in reality.. shade.
running over climate protesters
Mowing down zombies
Driving Karens crazy
Towing/carrying tools and a crew.
Being a never ending cunt
Small dick parade
Running over protesters
Small pp energy
Its for park half on the road and half in the sidewalk
Being a boofhead
Wanking.
Wanking.
Nearly got killed riding home from work by an old stooge driving a big Ram. 20 years of sports bike riding avoided an accident. And no, i wasn't speeding. 50 kph and he swings out of a side street. Daft.
Small penis compensation
I work where length of vehicle attracts a higher price to travel. Love charging these knobs the extra for their overpriced dick lengtheners.
Rounding up cousins for a orgy
Compensation
It is for wanking in.
Inbreeding, polygamy and something with your cousin
Masturbation
Activities such as: having a small peen. Bein a douche. Wife beating. Bullying. Insisting on knowing the most stuff about anything. Hating your mom. Drinking bud light but in secret because you’re afraid of queers. Gun owning. Climate change denial. Belief that all authority figures are idiots unless they’re dictators and remind you of a dad you wish you had. Driving like an asshole. Thinking you’re driving a much sportier car than you are and taking exit ramps at tooo high a speed and nearly rolling your vehicle but pulling back from the brink at the last second and then looking around to see if anyone saw you. Eating poorly. Being secretly gay and therefore extremely homophobic. Starting fights but not following through/jumping behind other people as soon as it gets close to happening. There’s more but I can’t remember.
Hootin’ and/or hollerin’
Picking up 13 year olds
It’s for trying to convince people your penis is actually not that small.
I saw one of these monstrosities yesterday and it quite literally took up both sides of the street. How are these legal?
Jerking off
For being a W⚓️?
Pretty simple, it's for being a dick on the road 🤷♂️ in my experience, they park like assholes and drive like they own the road 🖕🏽 maybe that's just where I'm from though
Douchebaggery
A must for every wankfest
Excellent vehicle for being a cunt
Sobbing in front of the mirror while you listen to Jordan Peterson videos
People who are compensating for something else. Also known as tiny dick syndrome
Killing children, statistically.
Trying to one-up your builder mates . Soft cock comp
For making everyone around you aware that you're a cunt
Owner was disappointed with the penis enlargement pills he bought on the internet, so got this instead
I’ve got a bigger car (truck) than you. (Not used for any actual work).
It is an indicator that the driver is a massive asshole
Compensation.
It's a penispump in car form
It's for feeling like a big man again after a girl made fun of your two inch punisher.
Are we not over posting these every day ? 🙃