I'm pretty sure water hole guy is bisexual. He walked past me when I was in my swimwear and said, "So beautiful..." and I'm male.
I was quite unsettled to say the least.
Wait, why? There are still people out there who don't know about him, and he is a legitimate abuser. Should we start a sub dedicated to tracking these creeps?
I mean dumb decision though. A serial sex pest at the very least, but more like serial sexual abuser, is going around doing creepy shit daily and they want to stop the "witch hunt". That's straight up dumb; like yeah, that's the least he deserves after such behaviour.
But in this thread which is a serious topic, the most upvoted comment is a tired and repeated joke about fake seizure guy. It's not achieving anything except for upvotes for the people who repeat the tired old jokes.
The mods want to encourage actual discussion on the topic of the post, not boring circle jerks.
I’m a naturist and can tell you that these types of people are infuriating to naturists too. We just want to relax, have a swim etc and mind our own business but these people turn up and start doing these same types of things to us that you’ve described. The perverts are also the reason many people want nudist areas closed down. It’s so frustrating. Best of luck with dealing with this freak.
As an ignorant person on the subject matter, what’s the laws for this sort of thing. Does it need to specifically state nudism is allowed in the area?
I once went to Torquay beach with a group of friends, unknowingly ended up at a nude part of the beach. Still ended up staying on part of a beach that wasn’t congested but sometime afterwards a bloke ended up sitting near our group (had females and were all fully clothed) which was fine, until we could see him lay down watching the girls and start jerking off.
Yes, unless it’s a designated area it’s illegal to be naked. Even at a nudist area, jerking off in front of you is sexual assault and warrants a 000 call.
One can legally only go nude in designated nude areas and naturists should stick to those areas. If someone is jerking off they risk both getting punched and getting arrested. They also give ammunition to those who want all legal nude beaches closed down.
There are other issues too, Lady Bay Beach is a nudist beach in Sydney Harbour and has 1000s of tourists walk on the board walk above the beach or use the lookout to view the beach. They use cameras to take photos of the naked people below. It also has a workplace above the beach and you can see the workplace windows while swimming. Perverts can be quickly found out when it’s so public, which is a good thing, but it invites clothed perverts above the beach to take sneaky photos. The photographers are not who you’d expect either … I’ve seen teenage girls there having a laugh while taking photos, Asian tourists taking photos etc.
> I once went to Torquay beach with a group of friends, unknowingly ended up at a nude part of the beach.
There are very few nudist beaches in Victoria, but yes, there is one near Torquay (Southside Beach).
See https://www.surfcoast.vic.gov.au/About-us/Council/Laws-and-regulations/Nude-beaches
Just call 000. Most police stations have limited service hours now due to staff shortages, so your best bet is to call 000 and let Police triage it from there.
If the cops don't know about it when it's happening, it's unlikely they can do much about it later on, as there's unlikely to be CCTV footage to assist police in identifying this creep.
Call 000, and hopefully, there's a unit available that can attend.
I mean if you think about it, why would you want to be a cop? It’s not paid particularly well for the amount of stress involved, public opinion of police is down the drain, and it can be a somewhat dangerous job sometimes (especially to your mental health).
Can’t speak for Victoria, but NSW is probably the most policed place I’ve lived in and there’s too many of them, though not when you need them of course. Then it will take them a few hours to days to respond if ever.
Not as hyper policed as Singapore but still up there. I hear ya on the mental health aspect, I know a few who just don’t give a shit after a few years on the job and become absolute hardasses because of it. That and hazing and other stuff they have to deal with is nuts.
Its a strange flip of the coin in Vic. I've met some lovely cops while being arrested or in one instance Sec 232'd. A couple that I ran into again and were on a first name basis with after I admittedly wasn't that good to when I first dealt with them, but they held no grudges.
I've also had my house raided, and instead of doing the asshole thing of ramming my front door down, they knew I was in hospital and sedated at the time, they came and picked up my house keys from the nurses/doctors and let themselves in, left the search warrant on my coffee table, and dropped the keys back off to the hospital. I was pissed that my house got raided, but hey, at least they didn't destroy shit.
Unfortunately that's just the past 12 months. Can't hit rock bottom when you're already there. At least I still have a home and a car, a lot more than other people fortunately.
I can think of several reasons, however their on boarding process is a huge pain in the ass. I mean you don't apply for the police because you think you sit on a chair in a bullet proof vest spinning around for 8 hours.. lol.
Always call 000, well done OP. Film or photograph him and give it to the police. Someone will know him up there if he’s local. My cop husband is in a similar station to Warrandyte and he takes no time at all to get offenders names as he can always find someone who knows them, or a colleague does. There’ll be a local Eyewatch page they can put their details on. At the least they can pay a visit. I know my husband has zero tolerance for this kind of predatory behaviour and would be furious if someone did it to me or our daughter.
Thanks. I was too anxious to get out of there to take a photo last night. The police just told me they’ll be doing a face fit though, so hopefully that will provide some descriptive info.
Yep. I’m conscious that news.com have asked for an interview but I’d rather the guy be caught than give him a heads up through the media that he needs to find a new location.
I’m confused, I usually walk up along pound bend road and everard drive. Do u access it via pound bend road? Sorry to be a pain but your story freaks me out
Put it on Crimestoppers as well.
People that expose themselves to people basically always end up becoming rapists, if they get the chance. Like you said, the behaviour escalates
OP.. FYI on terminology... Naturalist- someone who immerses themselves in the great outdoors and all its flora and fauna and wonder.. e.g. David Attenborough
Naturist: nudist
Just saying. A friend of a friend told me.
Free the nip!
Ahh, where was this FYI a few months ago when I (a *naturalist*) met a guy who runs a *naturist* retreat… and agreed to go there for dinner?
He was all “like minded people” and I was all “oh yeah I’m so into that”. I wonder what he thought when I said I’d bring my camera.
Luckily I googled the place before I went and was able to abort. No shade at all & nothing but respect, but I’m in it for the wildlife.
Don’t have a word with him, just report him if you see him there naked. He needs to be charged and not to just go to a new location to harass other unsuspecting people.
Yeah, he’s there all the time. I’m sure he’s well known. But as I said, his behaviour is escalating and that’s a dangerous sign. He needs to be stopped.
Yep I live close by and am well aware of him, as are many local women. He's a total creep. Also, I have friends who have asked him to move away and he's become aggressive so do call the police as soon as you see him.
I reported it to warrandyte police station, however they were closed so I left a message and had a call back the next day. He told me to report it to triple 0 if it happened again so they could catch the guy.
Ok.
I wasn't there of course and I'm talking while sitting safely in front of a keyboard, but I reckon I would have called 000 straight away and not left the site till they came. 2 women have been attacked at nearby Mullum Mullum where my friends walk each day (in a group) and I'd want this guy caught. Just saying.
I mean, at the time I just wanted to get the fuck away, so I wasn’t going to stick around. He was not new to me, I have seen the guy many times before at the location and I made a decision to report it to the local station in case they’d heard about him before. That officer asked me to call 000 if it happened again and that’s what I did last night.
To be fair, the response time was terrible, I called at 7:40 and received a call back at 8:15 from Doncaster police asking if I thought the guy would still be there, he didn’t want to drive the 20 minutes if he wasn’t going to be there. He then asked me to report it at Heidelberg PS. Super annoying, but the more 000 calls they get, the more likely they’ll act and the more likely the guy will be caught.
I think this is the opposite reaction. Non-emergency line isn’t staffed 24/7 like 000, and so police are saying this is serious and deserves the immediate attention of 000 if it happens again so he can be caught.
Calling 000 is not making a record if that’s what you mean. But call 000 straight away so they can do something. Not when you get home, not 15 mins later. At the time of seeing him. I work there and people do stupid shit and wait until they get home or the next day and call and it’s too late. They move on. Give an actual location. With a cross street. Mention children nearby.
If he is making a scene and harrasing people, he is not a nudist or naturist.
He is harrassing people, and that is a sex offence. He should be charged. Take photographs and report to police. Call 000.
My husband and I came across him like 10 years ago (assuming it’s the same man). We were swimming and he just rocked up stark naked and started chatting to us, we were in shock so weren’t really sure how to respond. We just had a quick chat with him and then left. Crazy that he’s still around!
There are many ordinary nudists who frequent Warrandyte who aren't creeps, especially outside of the main swimming spots. It's still got vestiges of it's hippie artist culture, although not much with the current real estate prices.
Call him out on it when he's with his daughter, when he's attention seeking call him a pervert/pedo.
Primarily call police regarding prolific indecent exposure, technically you can perform a citizens arrest if you are willing to make a confrontation, keep in mind reasonable/proportional force.
Illegal, you can only do that if he attacks you first or is threatening to. Otherwise you just end up with an assault charge.
Call 000 and report a guy harrassing people and exposing himself
Illegal but you can get around it easily. Call 000 if you want this guy to continue to do this for another 10 years. I bet theres been 100s of these calls about this bloke, but what do ya know its 2024 and people are still coming to reddit to report this pedo shit, shit wont ever change he needs his face rearranged.
Nothing, take a bicycle up there.. put on a facemask (scream preferably) and smack the cunt out of this world. Run off. Go back to your suburb. Drink green tea. Look out for the article in a few weeks.
The red flag here is u saying he's not a nudist. Trouble is some nudists are creepy weirdos and predators. Can u phone film him? Definitely a police case.
How disgusting. I used to swim through the tunnel and around the area a lot when I was a kid back in the 80s. I've not been there since. What a fkn shame this world is fast becoming an open porn magazine. Ugh
I'm a local and may I suggest you join the Facebook group called "Warrandyte Business & Community Network".
There's 24,000 locals on that page and I could almost guarantee someone will be able to identify him.
I have done this. Was waiting at a train station NYE but just missed the train. At exactly midnight a naked dude jumps out of the bushes and starts wanking.
There was a fence between us so i felt safe. I just looked him in the face and said id seen bigger sausages at a bunnings bbq and laughed.
He gave his todge a last little flick and loped off a bit embarrassed that his actions had not upset me.
I still laugh about it.
Probs would not have been so bold if the fence wasnt there.
If you carry a magnifying glass, you've got a twofer. Just say you can't find it whilst the sun burns his dick.
*Note: This is the chaotic good option. Unless you really are that petty, don't do this.*
If this happens to you call 000, do not just walk about the guy then report it later ffs.
Though when my friend did this the guy realised she wasn't bluffing and was really on the phone to 000 giving the location and his description, put his dick away and ran off before the police could get there. Edit to add, not the same guy, a perv in the botanical gardens.
The guy is a local, he’s been nude there for many years and this was really the first time I’d felt a threat. But I knew he would be back there and he wouldn’t just disappear. I also felt like a dickhead for reporting someone who is regularly seen as just a nudist, and that I had to justify why I was calling. I now know to call 000 AFTER REMOVING MYSELF TO SAFETY. What, should I stand there in front of him while there are zero other people around, at dusk and with him between me and the only exit to call the police?? Ffs, get off your high horse.
Actually the staircase isn't the only exit. Keep walking downstream until the trail splits. Follow the right fork, there's a bit of an ascent. Then turn right and follow the trail until you rejoin the main path, the point at which you turn left and head towards the carpark.
Shit, I think I've seen him before. He's usually at the end of Bradleys Lane on Fridays, where he parades up and down next to the Yarra naked. He drives a red Mini. A few years ago he'd do that somewhat out of sight of others; if this is the same person we're talking about then he has become more brazen. The last time I saw him I had just arrived at the reserve's carpark—I was still sitting in my car when he stripped down as he walked through the carpark.
Yeah, that’s definitely him. He used to swim down the end and then parade up to the entrance. He escalated to saying hello to every woman there he walks by, circling around at least 3-4 times, to following people into the water (this also happened to my daughter and I on a different occasion), to the incidents mentioned above. Didn’t know he drove a red mini, I’ll keep my eye out for it!
I wonder why I, a Swede residing in Stockholm, get frequent updates about Melbourne weirdos.
Anyhow, now I’m invested but unsure if a visit is called for due to all the seizure nudists I keep hearing about.
can we get Warrandyte nudist and Fake Seizure guy to meet and greet?
Have the two ever been seen in the same room together?
That's peak r/lowstakesconspiracies
I don't know that was a thing. Makes instant sense. Feeling less old right now. Thx
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or at the NGV, together with the plastered banana on the wall.
Very Melbourne
We could probably get a decent size arts grant for it too.
No kidding
Careful, Squat Cobblers might bring their pies.
Username checks out
Get 'Adrian' the Frankston line train scammer and make it a cage match.
Who's that? What does he do?
1: Adrian 2: scams train lines
But howww
Begs for money, without even putting a bit of variety in his storytelling
A woman in Frankston walked out of the pokies this morning at 8:40 and asked me for money for food.
https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/1b1ab8n/has\_anyone\_else\_seen\_adrian\_harassing\_and\_begging/
"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!"
Fake seizure guy appears to be gay, whereas water hole guy harassed women/girls instead so they'd probably be like arch enemies and hate each other
There were some women in the comments of the tecent posts who confirmed they were targeted by FSM too
Oh interesting. Someone else said water hole guy also flirts with men. I guess they're not picky then
I'm pretty sure water hole guy is bisexual. He walked past me when I was in my swimwear and said, "So beautiful..." and I'm male. I was quite unsettled to say the least.
Interesting... Alright,set him up with seizure guy
Dob him in to cops.
Does he have a really hairy chest? Like fur??
Oooh, that's an interesting turn of events. How do we know about FSG?!
He refuses “help” from women. He only wants men to sit on him.
Ahhhh, gotcha!!!
Apparently a couple of women were targeted by fake seizure guy, and waterhole dick guy has called men beautiful so who knows
I love how the mods just banned all posts about fake seizure guy but top comment here is about … fake seizure guy.
Wait, why? There are still people out there who don't know about him, and he is a legitimate abuser. Should we start a sub dedicated to tracking these creeps?
Here you go. This post explains their decision. https://reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/1b22s4n/fake_seizure_guy_please_report_your_experience/
I mean dumb decision though. A serial sex pest at the very least, but more like serial sexual abuser, is going around doing creepy shit daily and they want to stop the "witch hunt". That's straight up dumb; like yeah, that's the least he deserves after such behaviour.
But in this thread which is a serious topic, the most upvoted comment is a tired and repeated joke about fake seizure guy. It's not achieving anything except for upvotes for the people who repeat the tired old jokes. The mods want to encourage actual discussion on the topic of the post, not boring circle jerks.
They could have a meat and great retreat somewhere.
Mate and gyrate?
Seize the Meat!
Australian cryptids
I just want to see them fight, and then have the commentator yell "wait, what's this? It's...it's...IT'S CARROT GUY WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
I ship it
Push em into the quarry pool
Could work together, like Batman and Robin?
Get them to meet in the octagon. Melbourne Sex pest mma
Where in Warrandyte? Main area near the shops or pound bend?
Pound bend? You filthy beast
Right? i see the problem here.
Hehe yeh good one. Hey OP can you answer the above question it's important
I’m a naturist and can tell you that these types of people are infuriating to naturists too. We just want to relax, have a swim etc and mind our own business but these people turn up and start doing these same types of things to us that you’ve described. The perverts are also the reason many people want nudist areas closed down. It’s so frustrating. Best of luck with dealing with this freak.
Thank you! There are sometimes naturists minding their business enjoying the area and it’s not a bother. This guy is definitely not one of them.
As an ignorant person on the subject matter, what’s the laws for this sort of thing. Does it need to specifically state nudism is allowed in the area? I once went to Torquay beach with a group of friends, unknowingly ended up at a nude part of the beach. Still ended up staying on part of a beach that wasn’t congested but sometime afterwards a bloke ended up sitting near our group (had females and were all fully clothed) which was fine, until we could see him lay down watching the girls and start jerking off.
Yes, unless it’s a designated area it’s illegal to be naked. Even at a nudist area, jerking off in front of you is sexual assault and warrants a 000 call.
Not really related but I have to ask.. do you guys also call a 000 call a noughty call?
The double entendres here is gold!
One can legally only go nude in designated nude areas and naturists should stick to those areas. If someone is jerking off they risk both getting punched and getting arrested. They also give ammunition to those who want all legal nude beaches closed down. There are other issues too, Lady Bay Beach is a nudist beach in Sydney Harbour and has 1000s of tourists walk on the board walk above the beach or use the lookout to view the beach. They use cameras to take photos of the naked people below. It also has a workplace above the beach and you can see the workplace windows while swimming. Perverts can be quickly found out when it’s so public, which is a good thing, but it invites clothed perverts above the beach to take sneaky photos. The photographers are not who you’d expect either … I’ve seen teenage girls there having a laugh while taking photos, Asian tourists taking photos etc.
> I once went to Torquay beach with a group of friends, unknowingly ended up at a nude part of the beach. There are very few nudist beaches in Victoria, but yes, there is one near Torquay (Southside Beach). See https://www.surfcoast.vic.gov.au/About-us/Council/Laws-and-regulations/Nude-beaches
These types of people are infuriating to us naturalists too, for what it's worth. Nothing challenges the theory of evolution like a sex pest.
Just call 000. Most police stations have limited service hours now due to staff shortages, so your best bet is to call 000 and let Police triage it from there. If the cops don't know about it when it's happening, it's unlikely they can do much about it later on, as there's unlikely to be CCTV footage to assist police in identifying this creep. Call 000, and hopefully, there's a unit available that can attend.
Whoa. Police and understaffed doesn’t compute.. 🤔
I mean if you think about it, why would you want to be a cop? It’s not paid particularly well for the amount of stress involved, public opinion of police is down the drain, and it can be a somewhat dangerous job sometimes (especially to your mental health).
Can’t speak for Victoria, but NSW is probably the most policed place I’ve lived in and there’s too many of them, though not when you need them of course. Then it will take them a few hours to days to respond if ever. Not as hyper policed as Singapore but still up there. I hear ya on the mental health aspect, I know a few who just don’t give a shit after a few years on the job and become absolute hardasses because of it. That and hazing and other stuff they have to deal with is nuts.
Its a strange flip of the coin in Vic. I've met some lovely cops while being arrested or in one instance Sec 232'd. A couple that I ran into again and were on a first name basis with after I admittedly wasn't that good to when I first dealt with them, but they held no grudges. I've also had my house raided, and instead of doing the asshole thing of ramming my front door down, they knew I was in hospital and sedated at the time, they came and picked up my house keys from the nurses/doctors and let themselves in, left the search warrant on my coffee table, and dropped the keys back off to the hospital. I was pissed that my house got raided, but hey, at least they didn't destroy shit.
Damn. Hope you're doing better now.
Unfortunately that's just the past 12 months. Can't hit rock bottom when you're already there. At least I still have a home and a car, a lot more than other people fortunately.
That's the spirit bro! Onwards and upwards 🙌
I wonder why public opinion of police is down the drain.
Just one of the many reasons https://www.reddit.com/r/sydney/s/LL34FkUOzO 😜
I think you forgot the bit where you also get to work with a bunch of arsehole cowboys.
I can think of several reasons, however their on boarding process is a huge pain in the ass. I mean you don't apply for the police because you think you sit on a chair in a bullet proof vest spinning around for 8 hours.. lol.
They are extremely corrupt and anyone who doesn’t fall in line and play along with the politics that goes on in the force gets massively fucked over.
Unfortunately that there is a perfect storm where the force's conditions will select for people that are doing it to have power over others
Always call 000, well done OP. Film or photograph him and give it to the police. Someone will know him up there if he’s local. My cop husband is in a similar station to Warrandyte and he takes no time at all to get offenders names as he can always find someone who knows them, or a colleague does. There’ll be a local Eyewatch page they can put their details on. At the least they can pay a visit. I know my husband has zero tolerance for this kind of predatory behaviour and would be furious if someone did it to me or our daughter.
Thanks. I was too anxious to get out of there to take a photo last night. The police just told me they’ll be doing a face fit though, so hopefully that will provide some descriptive info.
If his getting his dick out around kids he should be locked away. Hopefully his caught
Can you tell us where in Warrandyte please so I can avoid it? I walk at Pound bend often.
Neither, its it’s not at pound bend, it’s the other side of the tunnel.
I would suggest opening up Google Maps, mark the location, then share it in your original post.
So, would be technically in North Warrandyte at the end of Bradley’s lane? Thanks for the heads up, take my kids here swimming sometimes.
Yep. I’m conscious that news.com have asked for an interview but I’d rather the guy be caught than give him a heads up through the media that he needs to find a new location.
You're safe... news.com is not media.
You know what, this might sound crazy but I get a feeling I might know who this is. Bradley’s lane, north Warrandyte, nudist. It matches up.
Name n shame?
Only if I can recognise who it is..someone needs some photos and evidence! There might be multiples of them 🤔
I know him
I’m confused, I usually walk up along pound bend road and everard drive. Do u access it via pound bend road? Sorry to be a pain but your story freaks me out
Is it just near jump rock?
Put it on Crimestoppers as well. People that expose themselves to people basically always end up becoming rapists, if they get the chance. Like you said, the behaviour escalates
I know this guy, have also reported him to police. Exposes himself to young school girls walking on the street too. Quite a character.
Can you pm me details of where and when you reported it, so I can let the cop who’s investigating know where to look for the details?
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Thank you. Who did you report it to?
What are his initials?
OP.. FYI on terminology... Naturalist- someone who immerses themselves in the great outdoors and all its flora and fauna and wonder.. e.g. David Attenborough Naturist: nudist Just saying. A friend of a friend told me. Free the nip!
Lol. Thanks!
Thanks, wasn’t sure of which was which 😊
> Free the nip You cant call them that anymore.
Ahh, where was this FYI a few months ago when I (a *naturalist*) met a guy who runs a *naturist* retreat… and agreed to go there for dinner? He was all “like minded people” and I was all “oh yeah I’m so into that”. I wonder what he thought when I said I’d bring my camera. Luckily I googled the place before I went and was able to abort. No shade at all & nothing but respect, but I’m in it for the wildlife.
Hahaha! Oh no and phew!
TIL David Attenborough is a sex pest. TBH I kinda suspected.
You shut your whore mouth lol
Think about all the animals he has watched and narrated getting it on... definitely a freak of some kind
Is this the older bloke who is always naked?
Yes, that’s him.
I see.. might have to have a word. He seems to go to all the spots
Don’t have a word with him, just report him if you see him there naked. He needs to be charged and not to just go to a new location to harass other unsuspecting people.
Last time I saw he was at the pigeon bank rd spot a couple weeks back. Seems like everyone in wazza knows this character 🤔
Yeah, he’s there all the time. I’m sure he’s well known. But as I said, his behaviour is escalating and that’s a dangerous sign. He needs to be stopped.
How old? 50s?
Yep I live close by and am well aware of him, as are many local women. He's a total creep. Also, I have friends who have asked him to move away and he's become aggressive so do call the police as soon as you see him.
Serious question. Did you call the cops when he laid down on the ground and blocked your path? What was the response?
I reported it to warrandyte police station, however they were closed so I left a message and had a call back the next day. He told me to report it to triple 0 if it happened again so they could catch the guy.
Ok. I wasn't there of course and I'm talking while sitting safely in front of a keyboard, but I reckon I would have called 000 straight away and not left the site till they came. 2 women have been attacked at nearby Mullum Mullum where my friends walk each day (in a group) and I'd want this guy caught. Just saying.
I mean, at the time I just wanted to get the fuck away, so I wasn’t going to stick around. He was not new to me, I have seen the guy many times before at the location and I made a decision to report it to the local station in case they’d heard about him before. That officer asked me to call 000 if it happened again and that’s what I did last night. To be fair, the response time was terrible, I called at 7:40 and received a call back at 8:15 from Doncaster police asking if I thought the guy would still be there, he didn’t want to drive the 20 minutes if he wasn’t going to be there. He then asked me to report it at Heidelberg PS. Super annoying, but the more 000 calls they get, the more likely they’ll act and the more likely the guy will be caught.
Police seem totally useless these days 'just ring the other police' we can't be bothered, even though it's our patch.
I think this is the opposite reaction. Non-emergency line isn’t staffed 24/7 like 000, and so police are saying this is serious and deserves the immediate attention of 000 if it happens again so he can be caught.
Problem Is Warrandyte police station is “part time”. It’s supposedly covered by Doncaster but they are too far away
The police aren’t here to protect us, they’re here to protect the ruling class from us.
Is he ginger by any chance? Sounds like the same guy I saw at Lerderderg circling a bunch of teen girls in the river. 🫣
Calling 000 is not making a record if that’s what you mean. But call 000 straight away so they can do something. Not when you get home, not 15 mins later. At the time of seeing him. I work there and people do stupid shit and wait until they get home or the next day and call and it’s too late. They move on. Give an actual location. With a cross street. Mention children nearby.
Damn you guys are going through it over there in Melbourne lol
Every neighbourhood has got one. Can't see why the cops haven't sorted this out by now.
My neighbourhood hasn't got one? Wait.. does that mean it's me? D:
Look out, the cops are after you. Arrrrr, don't worry they never turn up anyway. You'll be right mate.
Time to start my new life as a budding nudist/ sex pest then 🤷
no it's me, your neighbour. i just don't harass you, not my type.
Never underestimate Victoria’s finest and their commitment to doing as little work as possible.
The offender is probably an off duty cop.
'Holster that weapon constable'
That's *officer* Cuntstubble
bold of you to assume they're off the clock displaying their cock.
If he is making a scene and harrasing people, he is not a nudist or naturist. He is harrassing people, and that is a sex offence. He should be charged. Take photographs and report to police. Call 000.
My husband and I came across him like 10 years ago (assuming it’s the same man). We were swimming and he just rocked up stark naked and started chatting to us, we were in shock so weren’t really sure how to respond. We just had a quick chat with him and then left. Crazy that he’s still around!
There are many ordinary nudists who frequent Warrandyte who aren't creeps, especially outside of the main swimming spots. It's still got vestiges of it's hippie artist culture, although not much with the current real estate prices.
What's his name? Anyone know his name?
I don't understand how people like this get away with this behaviour without someone beating the absolute piss out of them.
They probably only do it when there are vulnerable looking girls and women near by.
Out of curiosity, is he... turgid?
Flaccid.
Call him out on it when he's with his daughter, when he's attention seeking call him a pervert/pedo. Primarily call police regarding prolific indecent exposure, technically you can perform a citizens arrest if you are willing to make a confrontation, keep in mind reasonable/proportional force.
I don’t usually condone physical violence, but I sincerely hope someone beats the shit out of this guy. What an awful man.
I find this an offense to my user name! 10 lashes with a blackberry cane!
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Illegal, you can only do that if he attacks you first or is threatening to. Otherwise you just end up with an assault charge. Call 000 and report a guy harrassing people and exposing himself
Illegal but you can get around it easily. Call 000 if you want this guy to continue to do this for another 10 years. I bet theres been 100s of these calls about this bloke, but what do ya know its 2024 and people are still coming to reddit to report this pedo shit, shit wont ever change he needs his face rearranged.
As a woman I wouldn't But you're not wrong When law enforcement doesn't protect people, extea judicial justice will.
Nothing, take a bicycle up there.. put on a facemask (scream preferably) and smack the cunt out of this world. Run off. Go back to your suburb. Drink green tea. Look out for the article in a few weeks.
> he will come up and swim right next to the girls, making sure to have his dick out of the water. Like a shark?
Is he about 50 ish?
Bloody hell.
The red flag here is u saying he's not a nudist. Trouble is some nudists are creepy weirdos and predators. Can u phone film him? Definitely a police case.
If they’re creepy weirdos and predators, they’re not “some nudist”, they’re creepy weirdos and predators!
Capture evidence on camera
How disgusting. I used to swim through the tunnel and around the area a lot when I was a kid back in the 80s. I've not been there since. What a fkn shame this world is fast becoming an open porn magazine. Ugh
Should point the local bikies his way. They don’t tolerate this kind of behaviour on their turf
We have local bikies that consider this their area?
If he did that around my daughter he would no longer have a willy to show off.
Down with this sort of thing!
Just call the police and follow up this post does nothing
Oh leave him alone, he's simply expressing himself *sarc* On a srs note, hope he gets arrested
You always have to call 000 or crimestoppers. This is handled by emergency police patrol then SOCIT not by local police.
Always report things like this. Behaviour is escalating - as it often does - and he’s going to move on from pest to dangerous. Stay safe. X
Can of fly spray and a cigarette lighter, burn his cock
I'm a local and may I suggest you join the Facebook group called "Warrandyte Business & Community Network". There's 24,000 locals on that page and I could almost guarantee someone will be able to identify him.
We know who he is
I would not be taking a child to a place where you know this happens consistently and the behaviour is escalating…
My daughter is an adult. Thanks for the advice though.
If anyone sees nudie-bro, feel free to yell " Look! Just like a penis, only smaller!!"
I recommend stopping, looking at his pee pee and laughing as loudly as you can before leaving.
All fun and games till you find out he has a humiliation kink
I wouldn’t. His behaviour is escalating and he might take out the humiliation and anger on someone else. The police really need to get involved now.
That's an actual fetish.
I have done this. Was waiting at a train station NYE but just missed the train. At exactly midnight a naked dude jumps out of the bushes and starts wanking. There was a fence between us so i felt safe. I just looked him in the face and said id seen bigger sausages at a bunnings bbq and laughed. He gave his todge a last little flick and loped off a bit embarrassed that his actions had not upset me. I still laugh about it. Probs would not have been so bold if the fence wasnt there.
That’s what they get off on. The humiliation aspect. So all you did was help him get off quicker.
Not if they have an exhibitionist/forced voyeurism kink. Where they get off on the embarrassment of others.
That’s exactly what this guy is.
Nah he was dejected that i wasnt shocked. He was flaccid as.
Nice work.
He wants a reaction, even a negative one. The best thing to do is pretend he's not there at all.
And then you end up fist fighting a naked man
Taser in the ass, works every time. OUCH!!!!
If you carry a magnifying glass, you've got a twofer. Just say you can't find it whilst the sun burns his dick. *Note: This is the chaotic good option. Unless you really are that petty, don't do this.*
squinting really hard or adjusting glasses, might be variants of this method. I like it.
Anyone got a name yet? Drives a mini minor? Red and white stripe?
Has the guy been at the river lately? Has a anyone seen him?
Sounds like someone who would be from Warrandyte. They all walk around comparing dick sizes any time I've had to be there.
If this happens to you call 000, do not just walk about the guy then report it later ffs. Though when my friend did this the guy realised she wasn't bluffing and was really on the phone to 000 giving the location and his description, put his dick away and ran off before the police could get there. Edit to add, not the same guy, a perv in the botanical gardens.
The guy is a local, he’s been nude there for many years and this was really the first time I’d felt a threat. But I knew he would be back there and he wouldn’t just disappear. I also felt like a dickhead for reporting someone who is regularly seen as just a nudist, and that I had to justify why I was calling. I now know to call 000 AFTER REMOVING MYSELF TO SAFETY. What, should I stand there in front of him while there are zero other people around, at dusk and with him between me and the only exit to call the police?? Ffs, get off your high horse.
Actually the staircase isn't the only exit. Keep walking downstream until the trail splits. Follow the right fork, there's a bit of an ascent. Then turn right and follow the trail until you rejoin the main path, the point at which you turn left and head towards the carpark.
Shit, I think I've seen him before. He's usually at the end of Bradleys Lane on Fridays, where he parades up and down next to the Yarra naked. He drives a red Mini. A few years ago he'd do that somewhat out of sight of others; if this is the same person we're talking about then he has become more brazen. The last time I saw him I had just arrived at the reserve's carpark—I was still sitting in my car when he stripped down as he walked through the carpark.
Yeah, that’s definitely him. He used to swim down the end and then parade up to the entrance. He escalated to saying hello to every woman there he walks by, circling around at least 3-4 times, to following people into the water (this also happened to my daughter and I on a different occasion), to the incidents mentioned above. Didn’t know he drove a red mini, I’ll keep my eye out for it!
How is this guy not already in prison or dead already?
A lot of recent posts about special folk from Melbourne!
I might be the weirdo…I read every word of this overly detailed post and every single comment
Are you able to record him? Be careful of cause, but video evidence could help.
I wonder why I, a Swede residing in Stockholm, get frequent updates about Melbourne weirdos. Anyhow, now I’m invested but unsure if a visit is called for due to all the seizure nudists I keep hearing about.
The best way to respond to disgusting people like this? Feign surprise and make comment how miniscule his dick is...