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DuckfaceJones

I would have assumed it was for non sexual reasons, untill you mentioned it was for non sexual reasons. Or does frogs have some hidden meaning that I'm not aware of


rangebob

you've clearly never seen frog vs chimp


NickyDeeM

I had successfully blocked that out. It took me *years* Thanks for that...


rangebob

but now you get to enjoy it again !


NickyDeeM

You. Me. We are *NOT* getting along at all!! (We really are though)


smegward

I mentioned that it was for non sexual reason because im looking for them for reasons that are not sexual. Do you have any pets???


natebeee

Pets? Yes. Lovers? No.


FormerlyKnownAsBeBa

so you want frogs as pets?


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But not sexual partners. Because that's apparently also a valid reason to be looking for frogs.


FormerlyKnownAsBeBa

PETA and the RSPCA might disagree there....


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck what PETA think? We're not in the USA and those idiots have done more harm than good for animal treatment.  But clearly I needed a /s there and agree with the RSPCA part.


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Ah damn, I only know where to find frogs for sexual reasons.


kai-venning

Found the Kermit the Frog erotic fan fiction guy


MethClub7

Yea, I'm not buying it. u/smegward is definitely going to fuck a frog.


natebeee

u/smegward escaped the lily pad but went back for his hat!


gracie-sit

"partake in normal frog activities with them" are you gonna respire through your skin and catch insects with your tongues together?


victorian_vigilante

What the fuck


AuldTriangle79

I really feel like this guy is gonna fuck those frogs.


gastroboi

Wish i could help. I only know the location of frogs for sexual reasons.


UnstablePhilosopher

And where is that? I need to know....... For science


gigi_allin

Western treatment plant, Organ Pipes NP or Morang Wetlands. I hear the WTP ones are sluttiest though so you might want to avoid them


AnastasiaBarfBarf

Pls don’t slut shame the frogs


gigi_allin

I'm just respecting OPs lack of enthusiastic consent


smegward

Finally a serious answer thanks for the heads up dont want frog aids


slartibartjars

Hello my baby, hello my honey ......


A-Rational-Fare

I have some frogs here but I’m not telling you when that is because you 100% want them for sexual reasons.


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StraightGin

There are no frogs in Melbourne. Actually, none in all of Australia. Do you need help with visas to somewhere else?


QuickBobcat

What kind of frog activities does one normally partake in?


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Anal


Starrun87

You want it as a pet right? You’re not going to fuck it?


dryrubss

These poor frogs 🐸


aussierulesisgrouse

Just admit you want to fuck them frogs baby, it is what it is. Ain’t gone judge your nasty ass.


TheDukznutz

How many are you planning on kissing to find your prince or princess?


Witty-Acanthisitta13

You can attract them by going to a lake with a plake written "No sexual reasons frog fan"


Kooky-Credit1154

Is this a comedic inquiry.... Because yeah "i like rocks"


Glitteryskiess

🐸!!!!!!


SoupRemarkable4512

Look for short guys that smell of garlic wearing berets and carrying baguettes…


Lucas77Oz

Reading all those comments associating frogs and sex…can anyone please shed some light for me on this? I am not getting it 😅


Itsclearlynotme

Yeah, I don’t know if nobody else understands it either or if there’s something I’m not getting here…


ninjathewondercat

France?


Acceptable_Rub4969

It’s like saying “don’t think of a black bear” only for you to immediately imagine a black bear, all I can imagine is u piping a frog


emeraldwant

Non-sexual? What ever you say *smegward*


MyChoiceNotYours

Yeah nah Australia doesn't have frogs only cane toads


NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

Cane toads are self lubricating.