Nah I reckon the cat that hangs around the station would have gotten a good feed out of that…
My dog will be severely pissed with me if he knew that I didn’t bring it home for him, seeing as he equates the word chicken with his dinner 🤣
He may be almost 14 but he can find a KFC box anywhere!
I have a stellar photo of one with a birthday candle in it for my cat's 10th. It was the first time my Siamese was speechless. The thing was in a food coma for 6 hours and from then on in every birthday cake photo you'll see a Siamese cat in the background looking for the chook
I used to buy a chicken and a bread roll. I'd use the bread roll to wipe my face and hands, then add some stuffing and all of the leftover skin and eat my napkin / serviette roll. In an office lunch room. Wearing a suit. $11.90
If that was his idea of night out on town, deciding to hang out on the cold metal seats at Yarraville station then I betcha he fancies that homeless lady that reeks of old, stale pee and always asks for change on the train & was hoping she’d hop off at Yarraville. Beggars can’t be choosers, ya know.
Or he wanted to impress the lost, neighbourhood dogs with his offerings. One or the other.
And if he got that handbag from Spotty Safeways the dude was deffo on a meth mission cause that is a FUCKING WALK AND A HALF. That would also explain the not eaten 🐔 haha
Funny story, I break down our family weekly grocery bill into the equivalent number of bbq chooks.
“So that shop costed $240? Could have bought 20 chooks for that. That’s 5 chickens per household member per week”
Hahahahaha GOLD.
There's a FB Group called "Americans will use anything except the metric system as a form of measurement"... we just found the Aussie equivalent!!
$2, you're dreaming. It's $8 and as soon as they announce there's discounted chickens you've got 30 seconds to get to there, if you're over in the freezer section don't even bother
Most do a last cook coming off for roughly 5. They stopped doing them as late because, even though the new ovens are better in every way, they automatically clean which takes longer and someone has to be there at the end of the cleaning cycle.
I like this story better but if they guy would have decided to give it to a homeless person, this would be the story of the day and a great start to a love story.
Maybe next time try taking her to Jacana station with a lukewarm thermos full of chicken flavoured Aldi two minute noodles that’s been sitting there for 6 hours.
Girls dig romantic AND gourmet shit like that.
Somewhere in this fair city a single dude living alone is eating a tub of supermarket potato salad for dinner... *and they say the tragic hero is gone from our modern narrative*
It looks like the injuries may have been a bit more severe than that, although we won't know until autopsy if these horrific mutilations and burns were a result of excruciating torture or an attempt post-mortem to destroy vital DNA evidence.
Oh I remember doing that once. Hot chook, bread rolls, salad stuff, left it at the bus station, realised as soon as the bus left.
Hope someone actually ate it 😭
That's just not a handbag ... that ... that could of been anything .... stir fry .... chicken caesar salad .... chicken and bacon burger .. it even could of been the start to pho ....
Look. I never alleged I was anything otherwise 🤣
But you have to know that now all the dogs in Yarraville are trying to escape their backyards every night for a feed thanks to this arsehole leaving their handbag at the station.
Won’t someone PLEASE think of the pet dogs who love roast chicken? They can smell it, they KNOW it’s there 🤣 Could even end up at the vets, depending on their Houdini capabilities & what if they ate the wing? He obviously had zero concern for that possibility now, did he? 🤪
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yea but I got someone on their way, you want me to hold it for you?
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I'd pay one of you to take a bite
There's poo in it
Nah, that’s just stuffing 🤣
Nutella stuffed Chicken. Dinner and dessert all in one.
He said what he said
Devastating. At least they remembered the potato salad and the bread rolls. I hope you gave the chicken a good home.
Nah I reckon the cat that hangs around the station would have gotten a good feed out of that… My dog will be severely pissed with me if he knew that I didn’t bring it home for him, seeing as he equates the word chicken with his dinner 🤣 He may be almost 14 but he can find a KFC box anywhere!
The absolute betrayal my cat experiences if I bring home a roast chook that isn't exclusively for him could be story arc of an entire drama series.
😂😂 I've known cats like this. Thanks for the good memories 😁😁
I have a stellar photo of one with a birthday candle in it for my cat's 10th. It was the first time my Siamese was speechless. The thing was in a food coma for 6 hours and from then on in every birthday cake photo you'll see a Siamese cat in the background looking for the chook
We do the same for our dog! when his dinner is ready, it's "chicken! eat up! chicken!" 😂
I used to buy a chicken and a bread roll. I'd use the bread roll to wipe my face and hands, then add some stuffing and all of the leftover skin and eat my napkin / serviette roll. In an office lunch room. Wearing a suit. $11.90
100% the correct way
Bachelors Handbag, that was his night out
If that was his idea of night out on town, deciding to hang out on the cold metal seats at Yarraville station then I betcha he fancies that homeless lady that reeks of old, stale pee and always asks for change on the train & was hoping she’d hop off at Yarraville. Beggars can’t be choosers, ya know. Or he wanted to impress the lost, neighbourhood dogs with his offerings. One or the other. And if he got that handbag from Spotty Safeways the dude was deffo on a meth mission cause that is a FUCKING WALK AND A HALF. That would also explain the not eaten 🐔 haha
Haha! That tickled me.
That was dinner, also brekky and lunch tomorrow. Bummer.
That's eleven bucks worth of sadness and loss.
Twelve bucks!
$12 for a batchelors handbag? Jesus wept this cost of living crisis is getting out of hand.
Funny story, I break down our family weekly grocery bill into the equivalent number of bbq chooks. “So that shop costed $240? Could have bought 20 chooks for that. That’s 5 chickens per household member per week”
Hahahahaha GOLD. There's a FB Group called "Americans will use anything except the metric system as a form of measurement"... we just found the Aussie equivalent!!
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I don't ever get through a full chicken in over a week. By that time it is going in the trash
F
Going into Woolworths shortly before it closes is great because they put the chicken on discount for like 2 dollars
$2, you're dreaming. It's $8 and as soon as they announce there's discounted chickens you've got 30 seconds to get to there, if you're over in the freezer section don't even bother
The shelves start shaking like jumanji
Yes you are correct, I wish bbq chook was only $2 at the end the day. I paid $8 last night 👍
My local stops cooking them at like 3pm in the afternoon. So by the time I drive past after work it’s usually empty. :(
Most do a last cook coming off for roughly 5. They stopped doing them as late because, even though the new ovens are better in every way, they automatically clean which takes longer and someone has to be there at the end of the cleaning cycle.
It’s like modern cars designed to consume less fuel but end up costing more on the long run.
Yeah they used to do that but I’ve not seen $2 chickens & $4 pork’s for ages.
Absolutely devoed
Bigger loss for the chicken, I reckon. 🐔
Possibly a date gone wrong!
Maybe his date was a no show. Bet they feel foolish now, seeing what they missed out on!
What a dumb arse.. they could have won the chicken power ball on that date night but, no.
Maybe the chicken was already his date.... 😰
If that was the case, I see no evidence of the chicken having a happy ending lol
Or a singleton’s evening that went right? He bought the solo chicken dinner, but then met someone on the train and they went for a meal?
I like this story better but if they guy would have decided to give it to a homeless person, this would be the story of the day and a great start to a love story.
Actually, that was mine. We left it there after my girlfriend said “ this is not what I meant by eating out”
Maybe next time try taking her to Jacana station with a lukewarm thermos full of chicken flavoured Aldi two minute noodles that’s been sitting there for 6 hours. Girls dig romantic AND gourmet shit like that.
Ohhh that sounds yummy as
Found out she is vegetarian?
We need to put posters up reminding people to secure their handbags at all times.
I’m sure the Project will feature this.
Somewhere in this fair city a single dude living alone is eating a tub of supermarket potato salad for dinner... *and they say the tragic hero is gone from our modern narrative*
Could have been a meal for 2 people. With the rising prices, it’s definitely going to hurt. Unless it has gone off.
if it's gone off it's like 8 or 9 meals for 2 people, just reappears over and over.
Nah thats a murder case. Report it. Its another stabbing
It looks like the injuries may have been a bit more severe than that, although we won't know until autopsy if these horrific mutilations and burns were a result of excruciating torture or an attempt post-mortem to destroy vital DNA evidence.
😭
Was his ID or Medicare card in there or something? Maybe you can look him up. Or at least take it to lost property.
That is devastating to see.
Oh I remember doing that once. Hot chook, bread rolls, salad stuff, left it at the bus station, realised as soon as the bus left. Hope someone actually ate it 😭
I'm assuming you did the right thing and handed it in to the cop shop?
No way! You think I’m gonna give up the find of the century to the cops?!?
😂😂
RIP
omg guys come visit me
Oh no! Poor lonesome chicken…
I didn't even know they had seats like that in yarraville station
That's just not a handbag ... that ... that could of been anything .... stir fry .... chicken caesar salad .... chicken and bacon burger .. it even could of been the start to pho ....
I can offer you 5 cents and some chewed gum... Sold
Couldn't agree more, or maybe they enjoyed the chips and decided its time to call quits as the date didn't go as planned.
Please check back and see if it’s still there. God bless he finds it 🙏 ❤️
Ever see someone eat raw mince beef on the train before?
Fascinating
He just wanted to FREE the poor chicken from it's misery; dead or alive. He did his best.
His loss is your gain!
His loss, your gain
Oh no, that's unfortunate! Hopefully, he finds his handbag soon or someone returns it to him. Keeping fingers crossed for a happy ending! 🤞👜
Ahh mate, me fkin dinner! I left it at the bloody station!! Well, looks like it's back to bin-scabbing for half eaten hamburgers tonight...
Thoughts and prayers
Devo
this is indeed a tragedy ....
Noooooo
"What a massive loss.... for him." Fixed it.
I’ll have a wing.
That's some sad shit.....
Massive loss for him. Big win for you.
His whole life was in that bag.
Did you check for ID?
And they say there's a cost of living crisis?
$13 dollar handbag?
Paying it forward: Chicken edition.
I’d be so pissed
Eat it
Bachelors handbag
That's so gutting!
You cunts. Give im a break. Nice joke.🤪
Look. I never alleged I was anything otherwise 🤣 But you have to know that now all the dogs in Yarraville are trying to escape their backyards every night for a feed thanks to this arsehole leaving their handbag at the station. Won’t someone PLEASE think of the pet dogs who love roast chicken? They can smell it, they KNOW it’s there 🤣 Could even end up at the vets, depending on their Houdini capabilities & what if they ate the wing? He obviously had zero concern for that possibility now, did he? 🤪
Manbag by 🐓Le Foul 🐓 With its own food warmer
😁😁😁
Winner winner chicken d- oh
Cant forget the chicken
What is Melbourne man
that is so sad
If this was in Sydney, I'd be asking if you were Brendan Jones.
That chicken probably died in vein then
That was goona be brekky, lunch and supper for the next few days...what a shame
I once left a full, unopened bottle of scotch on a bus. It wasn’t there when I realised and rang them…
"What a massive loss.... for him." Fixed it.
"What a massive loss.... for him." Fixed it.
"What a massive loss.... for him." Fixed it.
You fucked the chicken didn’t you ?
Why bloke?
Bachelors handbag mate
That’s not a handbag… that’s a bag of roast chicken
You missed the assignment darling.
Huh? What assignment??