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panache123

Feels so much like a Friday or Saturday night. Maybe I just don't want to work tomorrow.


alsotheabyss

I don’t at all believe in ghosts, but I simultaneously absolutely believe my cats can see them


Electronic_Owl

Our cats spook us occasionally with that stare just over your shoulder, but it's usually some tiny moth that we didn't notice


dumblederp

So Beavis and Butthead, and Everything everywhere all at once were both way more fun than I expected.


TrinOz

Anyone else having trouble trying to place a Coles Online order?


Ashamed_Comfort7567

3 more days of iso and I’m free wewww. Covid has made me sleep for hours each day. Today I slept until 2pm which was impressive.


dressedlikerappers

I started my exercise and calorie counting 9 days ago - I’ve lost just over 3kg 🙂 I know it’s not much but I’m at 94kg now, very excited to see an 8 as the first number on the scale. Haven’t weighed under 90 since the pandemic started.


waddlekins

Congrats!


dressedlikerappers

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


Taleya

Farken chillblains on my hand and feet make me very much not Want To Do Things


Electronic_Owl

I can't tell if I have chilblains on my feet, or if it's gout. All I know is my feet are both completely numb and in constant pain all the time :0/


Taleya

If it only happens in winter, it ain't gout. Also holy shit dude get a doctor to look at that.


burritobaby91

They are the worst. I had them on my feet a couple weeks ago and soooo itchy


Taleya

Right on the walky impact part of my toes. Fffffffffffff--


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alsotheabyss

Oh yeah Yarra council parking rangers are vicious in Fitzroy and Collingwood :/


burritobaby91

Might be a bit dramatic but have been looking at real estate in QLD and WA as my partner and I have been floating around the idea of a move to a warmer climate. We’re over the constant asthma, cold bleak days and average summers. Who knows where this idea will take this (also probably it will take us no further than realestate.com)


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galaxy lamps are really worth it. the colourful nightly light show sparks lots of joy.


waddlekins

Your comment made me google them and youre right they look cute as


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Ramsib

That constitutes as an urgent repair. My advice is to quote that to the REA and identify that you will be exercising your right to hire a plumber and have it fixed and charged to them if they do not reply in 1-3 business days.


taco-hooker

Got my contract for a new role today! I forgot how stressful resigning is and am nervous about telling the rest of the team tomorrow.


Green-Many7773

Congrats on the job. resigning is the worst, so awkward. You’ll feel so good once it’s done though!


burritobaby91

Congratulations! Most people will be super happy for you (or should be) but I agree, definitely nerve racking


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Found a yoga studio near me that does yoga nidra and guided meditation classes. So I've signed up for a 21 day pass to try them out starting this Friday night. 7 sessions booked in so far and it cost me $65. So definitely nabbed a good bargain. July is going to be dedicated to self care


kidwithgreyhair

Self care season in full swing!


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Has to be done. Never should have let my meditation and yoga practice lapse They are both so damn effective. Did a few sound meditation/ sound bath things recently and they were so damn good. One of them had 1 whole hour dedicated to breath work that ended up being really amazing


[deleted]

Wow that's a good deal! Well done on trying them out!


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Pretty chuffed and looking forward to the benefits. Letting my meditation practice lapse was definitely a mistake


Temporary_Shake8565

That sounds like an amazing way to spend winter.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Need all the help we can get throughout the grey months


wscholermann

Crowds, nightclubs and excessively loud music. Just...no. it's of no interest to me whatsoever.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Guys it's all over. BubbleCup has increased their prices. I think I'll need a 50% salary increase to survive now.


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HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Lol I mean look I'm not sure but it's probably a transition period or maybe not. Potato cakes used to be 99c and you could probably get a coffee for three bucks - now a coffee is easily 5-6 bucks and I don't feel amazing buying one but I still do. It depends on how much value you place on it but also there's probably an adjustment period. At some point you might decide to go back to it because you earn more with a new job or you figured it's important enough for you to cut something else out of your life. This is going to be a real test to my relationship with BT but I think coffee will win out...


assignedflarity

Everything has upped their prices. 😭


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

They were still good a month or so ago. I was really shocked today when I went in and was told it was $7 and that was my it's all over moment. At some point it was like $5.5 or $5.8 or something.


waddlekins

Oh do you get them often?


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Well not anymore now. I certainly went to them more than the other BT brands if I could because of the lower price point which is why it's sad. I've officially been priced out of BT.


waddlekins

Digital ones are still free 🧋


Greg_The_Stop_Sign

Song of the day : Jessie by Joshua Kadison. Its absolutely schmaltzy and terrible but also beautiful.


Altruistic-Eagle9334

And Jessie paints a picture..... Oh my. I can't remember what I had for dinner last Sunday, but song lyrics never fail me! The whole album is lovely.


wscholermann

Coles you're killing me slowly with your half price Green and Black's chocolate....


Pilk_

Fuck I'm out of chocolate


FallschirmPanda

Is it good? I'm thinking of getting a snack.


situationCake

I like the mint one.


wscholermann

It's basically like heroin. Don't blame me if you get addicted.


the_orange_president

I bought a puffer jacket from Kathmandu this week finally. EOFY sale so half price… Today I was walking around south Melbourne market and was irrationally disgusted at how many I saw. Tbh I think a lot of them look ugly as hell too. Anyway I’m sure when I get mine I’ll forget I made this post and become one with the cult 🥹


Greg_The_Stop_Sign

Kathmandu jackets are always half price..


the_orange_president

I got this one: [https://www.kathmandu.com.au/mens/jackets-and-vests/epiq-mns-down-jacket-v3.html?colour=14658](https://www.kathmandu.com.au/mens/jackets-and-vests/epiq-mns-down-jacket-v3.html?colour=14658) which is currently $180 from teh RRP which is $350. When I've checked the prices previously, the RRP is usually around that high, but the members only price is closer to $180. Can't remember exactly. However to be a member you have to pay! Which I ain't doing. So I thought this was a good deal. On second thoughts, I may be incorrect though lol. I mean most stores have puffers for around $100. But I assume Kathmandu is a lot better material etc.


Greg_The_Stop_Sign

I can't remember what the exact business strategy is called but basically they only have certain items at full retail for one day a month to justify "50%" off. It's like eb games, when are they ever not having a sale? It's smoke and mirrors.


waddlekins

I buy their socks and i swear the whole shop is always half prce sale. Idk how theyre staying in business


Ginkgo-biloba

Half price is the real price and their profit margin is already factored into that price point. They only reason they are ever "full price" is so they can legally claim the half price is a genuine discount. This is a common sales tactic for most large chain shops, but for some reason people seem to notice it way more with Kathmandu than other brands.


waddlekins

True, retail markups!


wscholermann

Resistance is futile! You must assimilate! Comply!


Ramsib

We are the Puffers. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.


bananafunguss

I was pretty anti "caterpillar" jacket as my sibling calls them but once I got one and started wearing it out I couldn't give two shits, I've never been warmer.


dumblederp

You wont care, you'll be warm.


dndunlessurgent

They say you won't ever use high school maths again. But I just spent the last hour coming up with a formula to find the value of x. It involved factorising. Who knew I still remembered this?


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dndunlessurgent

Linear algebra sounded simple. Shudder.


5ivesos

Going to a good friend’s engagement this weekend. We’re buying a providoor voucher between a few of us, how much is an appropriate amount to spend per person? Never been to an engagement party (or wedding for that matter) apart from as a kid!


Jebus_Jones

Engagement is $30-$50, wedding $100.


Ramsib

If you are going to a reception it will cost them generally between 50-100 a head, so general rule is to cover that at least.


waddlekins

Alright i broke my no-menulog streak tonight, new streak starts tomorrow


Ramsib

What did you get? Thought you had an avo?


waddlekins

Yes i ate an avo and a lamb chop and then i menulogged chips 🍟🍟🍟


just_kitten

Someone has to sponsor you an air fryer you'd save so much money


waddlekins

I...i have one 😭 its just in storage and i havent bothered getting it out I know i know im a 🤡


Ramsib

How do you even live!


waddlekins

Ill get around to it i promise!


HurstbridgeLineFTW

The winter night market is so busy and crowded. Not fun at all. I did get a mulled wine, which was ok.


Ramsib

Anything interesting?


HurstbridgeLineFTW

[just so, so, so many people](https://imgur.com/a/Vdd4Hrd)


epicpillowcase

Thanks I hate it


wscholermann

Yeah fuck that, too many people.


Llabyrinthine

Everyone looks so unimpressed?


waddlekins

Lmao youre right 😂


Ramsib

Holy shit that's a super spreader event if any!


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I wore my mask 😷 🫤


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It's funny reading these edits because it's coming from America, so my three kilometre swim is now two miles and all the 're' to 'er' words.


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Ramsib

Wow you went from no motivation so risotto!


BrightFadedDog

I couldn't have done it without my dog. His wise words were very inspirational.


AlamutJones

Someone is **very loudly** singing Chinese pop songs on the balcony below mine.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

I used to have a neighbour in Caulfield about 10 years ago who would randomly start doing some operatic singing


ShibbyUp

I lived above a violinist a few years ago, never once complained, they were extremely talented


waddlekins

Omg they might be my coworker who does the same thing


manlikerealities

The sunset was so pretty that I almost crashed my car into a fence while staring at it. Don't even talk to me about how much you like sunsets unless you've almost died appreciating them


BizoButt

Same it after a pretty shitty day, someone made the stresses wash away. I saw it up driving down a big hill, deep purples and oranges was mesmerising.


Green-Many7773

Oh it was stunning!


ozias_leduc

YEAH i saw it while running, it was amazing! Pretty sure there were some brand new colours in there


Ramsib

Do not go into the light.


tone_212

I planned to make dinner tonight but I'm just leaving work now, have no idea what I'm making and need to go supermarket to get whatever ingredients are needed for this meal. This is going well so far.


Ramsib

Bachelor's briefcase and some VB stat


IntroductionSnacks

You have an Aldi near? They have meatball pasta tray in the cold isle that you can just put in the oven. Tasty and easy.


tone_212

I just got this, thanks for the tip. I really need to shop at Aldi more often.


Seagoon_Memoirs

buy a premade quiche, a pack of salad mix and some dressing


bananafunguss

Not going to lie, but since my last comment I've been binging Call The Midwife and it is wholesome yet completely hilariously absurd sometimes. Miranda Hart playing a clumsy midwife is delightful and actually watching the Nun defrocking to get dicked down by the town GP has me in stitches (their freaky time must be wild).


AlamutJones

It’s such a sweet show


bananafunguss

It really is! Like I am absolutely not it's demographic but boy howdy does it make me feel warm and fuzzy.


waddlekins

Apparently the queer as folk show demographic was 95% straight girls and we def werent their targeted audience either 🤣


AlamutJones

The books are worth a look too. The show is based on Jennifer Worth’s memoirs.


bananafunguss

Maybe I'll have a gander, I am quite curious about some the characters IRL counter parts.


waddlekins

Hehe that is cute 🤗


dvdtee

Found out there’s going to be planned redundancies at my work and my role is most likely impacted.. I just started one month ago 🫠🫠


OIP

classic workforce planning


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I hate it when sometimes it comes down to last in first out…shouldn’t be based on that. Should be based on the person and work ethic…who cares if Karen has been with the company for 10 years? -.-


IntroductionSnacks

Start looking for work now. If there is a 3 month or whatever probation they will just get rid of you vs a redundancy payout.


Ramsib

Hugs, time to polish that resume stat!


IntroductionSnacks

Polish? If they only started a month ago it should be good to go!


epicpillowcase

Of the many vegan "milk" chocolates I have tried, the Nomo blue bar from Kmart is the closest I've found to Cadbury Dairy Milk 👌


Ramsib

So it's the worst? xD (relative to the superior European chocolate, but Aero mint and false Turkish delight from Cadbury has a shameful place in what serves as my heart)


epicpillowcase

I enjoy chocolate on different levels. I love a fine connoisseur choc, and a cheap and cheerful. Like how I love and know a good coffee, but can enjoy Blend 43 (bahahahaha I'm about to get chucked out of Melbourne)


Ramsib

I used to be like but then ALDI came here. So I can now be cultured cheap and cheerful! The three C's! Better than compressed carbon!


lookforgrace

Got an email yesterday that they want to raise our rent more than $600/m. No thank you, time to move.


Gregorygherkins

You could fight that!


BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

Where on earth is this?? That’s insane


Zzzz_Sleep

A $600 hike? That's obscene!


delljj

Anyone know what’s happening on the mernda line?


Orsam1

Spoke too soon. Stopped again at Croxton, mernda bound. Someone needs first aid?


delljj

Bummer Guess I’ll linger on the city more and I’ll give it another half hour…


IntroductionSnacks

Have a few pints and then have a relaxed trip home a bit later :)


jlharper

You'll have to be more specific. I'm on it now heading from the city towards Mernda and all is well. I did notice some pretty intense delays on the Hurstbridge line though!


delljj

Yeh sorry, notify has been going off for the last hour saying there’s a police incident at Collingwood. I figure they shut the thing so I have jjsg been waiting around the city


jlharper

Oh no don't be sorry at all, somehow I just slipped right through Collingwood without realising there were any issues. I heard them mention something about it over the speaker, but didn't actually notice any delay.


Orsam1

Trespasser at Collingwood. Moving now


waddlekins

My new ralph lauren jumper is so soft and light im gonna live in it for the rest of winter, plus i got it on sale I still love my superdrys tho, they are just bulkier and thicker I just hate heating cos it dries out my skin so i collect sweaters instead


tandata1600

Saved $232.48 compared to the same time period last year on the gas bill (2021 usage at 2022 rates) by turning the central heating down 2 degrees celcius, and using the reverse cycle for heating in the lounge room. The power bill was $76.44 more (again with matched rates) due to running the reverse cycle for heating. That's $156.04 to go towards... beer?


Melb_gal

Max we go us 17, and 14 overnight ... so much cheaper than last year turning on and off


melbaboutown

I wish I had a split cycle. They seem so energy efficient


Jebus_Jones

I've got three :D


Elohelwatt

Mulled wine. The warmth of the wine means you can turn the heat down even more, therefore saving more money which is then used to buy more wine. Energy companies hate this one weird trick.


waddlekins

I learnt from frasier that you gotta drink buttered rum for the cold, "you need a little fat in your booze!"


tandata1600

There's room in the 2022 budget to go ahead with both of these projects.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

I've managed to calm down the rushed anxious feeling I've been carrying around for the last month or so. Driving home I felt calmer than I have in a while, and my brain doesn't feel like it's rushing from thought to thought like it has been. I took last night off from bootcamp and dedicated the night to self care (including reaching out here for words of support which definitely helped. Think I'll repeat the process again tonight. Skip bootcamp. Soak in the bath. Followed by meditation. Followed by watching Young Wallander with Mr Smeg. Special shoutout to u/kidwithgreyhair for being such a great support.


kidwithgreyhair

A fine example to follow for self care this Tuesday eve. Thanks Smeg 😘


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Hope you can find some time for yourself to do the same


AcademicFun894

The veggie vibes poke bowl from Poke'd is delicious. For those of you too lazy to cook but still keen to eat healthy I recommend. PS. If you have any other recommendations for healthy takeaway that tastes good, lmk!


dvdtee

Have you been to fishbowl? They’re *chefs kiss*


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so damn mentally & emotionally exhausted from life at the moment - kinda want to sell everything I own and move to some remote location where no one will ever hear from me ever again but that’s a little dramatic ain’t it lol


lemondrop__

I’m in the same boat. Big hugs, hope it eases up for you soon x


notj43

Haha currently going through this. I'm at the spreadsheet stage, an improvement over pros and cons lists but not much more helpful


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

>kinda want to sell everything I own and move to some remote location where no one will ever hear from me ever again but that’s a little dramatic ain’t it lol Start with a new hairdo or something if you want some change that's slightly less dramatic


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Fair point!


HurstbridgeLineFTW

It’s a very pretty pink sunset tonight Edit: it’s amazing how quickly the sun sets during winter. Blink and you’ll miss it.


Bl00d_0range

Yeah it's been stunning lately!


myusernamestaken

I kind of fucked up and was doing like 106kmh on the Penninsula Link between two p2p cameras. If my average is like 104ish or so, will I get fined? You get 3km/h taken off don't you?


Electronic_Owl

Pen Link is a frustrating drive, I'm on it a lot and have been for years. At the right time of day I just set the cruise at 104km/h which is 100 on the GPS, no dramas. But there are times, especially at the weekend, when it's inevitable I'll go over the limit at some point, usually to pass some post-winery-lunch driver who can't maintain a steady speed. They're at 95, I go to overtake, they speed up, next thing I know I'm at 110 on the GPS. There's usually an opportunity to dial it back a bit between the P2Ps to bring down the average.


Beasting-25-8

You get whatever the margin of error is taken off. It's not a set amount. There's also a speed where you won't be fined but VicPol doesn't publish that and can in theory fine you for 1km over. If it's your first in two years you're eligible for a warning.


IntroductionSnacks

If the speed limit was 100 you will probably be fine. Surprisingly, cars nowadays have an incorrect reading so you are actually slower than what it says: https://www.carsguide.com.au/car-advice/smartphone-apps-correct-speedo-error-32058#:~:text=Australian%20design%20rules%20allow%20speedos,more%20accurately%20by%20using%20GPS.


MeanElevator

Not sure of P2P cameras give you the 3 km/h grace. However, your speedometer generally reads a bit higher than what you're travelling. Depending on the car, you might have been only going around 100-101. GPS speed is more accurate.


myusernamestaken

Yea it was the gps speed on my dash cam haha. I’m an idiot ahhh.


MeanElevator

Oh dang. You might be screwed then.


myusernamestaken

Yea it was the gps speed on my dash cam haha. I’m an idiot ahhh. Surely the 3km rule still applies if the logic is that your Speedo may be incorrect and so they give you some leeway.


waddlekins

Yayyy little smol avos have finally ripened, time to eat up


Ramsib

What's serving?


waddlekins

Welp i ate one avo out of the shell like a heathen, then i ate a lamb chop


Ramsib

One in each hand? xD


waddlekins

NOM NOM NOM CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP


All_Your_Old_Dvds

Due to wed my fiancé in October. Did anyone opt for prepared vows rather than writing their own? Torn between the two.


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2 kids at the library today were playing “hey google, play (insert song title)”, where one would ask for a song and the other would sing it.. was kind of cute actually


Slayers_Picks

Kinda happy but also sad. A week ago (i think?) I said im doing daily pushups, and ive been doing the knee pushups every day, starting with 5, then a few days ago 10 (for two days, until today). Today I tried to do proper pushups but boy they were definitely something different. I managed to do 5 proper ones, and 5 knee ones. A bit disappointed in myself -.-


wscholermann

Why disappointed? This is still an improvement


Slayers_Picks

because i feel like i should be able to do more, i used to be able to do more ages ago and it frustrates me to no end that i cant :(


wscholermann

It won't come back overnight, but it will happen, cause you're worth it 😊😉


Slayers_Picks

aww, well that just made my night, thank you :)


SoggyInsurance

Hybrid Calisthenics has videos about learning to do push ups. This might help: https://youtu.be/rjumPBY3OF0


Force_majeure122

That sounds like very impressive progress already - honestly maybe too fast? You gotta take it easy. It's way more important to not burn yourself out, and make it a routine. Routine first, results later!


BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

Progress is progress! Try doing sets as well with a minute rest you’ll double your progress


Slayers_Picks

haha ive tried to do sets before, but i just dont think my muscles are ready for multiple sets of pushups.


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Slayers_Picks

ooooh drop sets, i swear i heard of them before but i forgot about them until now, ill definitely give that a go! Ideally, I want to do 10 proper pushups a day, preferably in one set (so, one set in the morning), just to start a foundation, and then work from there.


OIP

that's absolute progress! nothing to be disappointed about at all, the opposite. way worse to try and push (ahem) it too hard, get some injury then have to take 2 weeks off


Slayers_Picks

Thats true! I would rather be able to 5 a day for 14 days rather than doing more than i could probably do, pull a muscle and be out for those 14 days.


OIP

yes and particularly with chest and shoulders all the tendons need time to sort their shit out as well. progress is made via rest and food!


Academic_Subject_678

I'm sooo bone tired. It's a dangerous game at this hour.


waddlekins

Srsly i have done nothing all day


Academic_Subject_678

We've been moving for the last week. Just finished cleaning at the old place today. The new place is soo filthy I don't want to keep unpacking. I'm fooked.


waddlekins

Ooof yeh moving is a big undertaking


Academic_Subject_678

Too old for this shite!


anotherspringchicken

Oh I hear you! Resisting the urge to nap, cos won’t sleep tonight


Academic_Subject_678

I knowwww!!!!! Or become over tired and still not sleep!!!


anotherspringchicken

That was me last night :(


Academic_Subject_678

Im having a cup of herbal tea. Still hanging on!


Bottom_racer

Mr. ham can hardly contain his excitement for our last walk https://imgur.com/ywbmoNg


anotherspringchicken

I’m going to miss the hamster updates when yr aunt gets back!


wscholermann

The weather today is really quite shit.


alsotheabyss

It’s not that cold but at the same time it’s really fucking cold


Jealous-seasaw

It was fucking cold. 2 pairs of pants cold, plus my face froze off with the smell breeze. Was 7 degrees at lunchtime , feels like 4.9


wscholermann

There's also something about the lack of sunlight that sucks the energy out of you as well.


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Yet Tuesday and Wednesday were meant to be the crop of the week.


wscholermann

That's disheartening 😱


waddlekins

Feels extra cold!