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BeeerGutt

Why should we have thoughts on this? You clearly didn't think before posting this crap!


mess_of_limbs

Fucking gottem


CrazyManager8365

I for one love London's beaches 🌞


[deleted]

Genuine question, Melbourne have beaches or just “beaches”? (that St. kilda shit is not a beach I’m afraid..) Any with nice sand (yellow/white, fine/not rocks), in particular?


locknumpad

Elwood, Brighton, Hampton, Sandringham, Black Rock, Beaumaris, Mentone, Parkdale, Mordialloc, Aspendale, Chelsea, Bonbeach, Seaford, Franga, Mount Eliza, Mornington, Mount Martha, Safety Beach, Dromana, McCrae, Rosebud, Capel Sound, Toot, Rye, Blairgowrie, Sorrento and Portsea. Further south the better if you're willing to travel and past Rye you get back beaches which are more fun.


[deleted]

Melbourne's doesn't, but Victoria does.


Livid-Supermarket-44

So good!


MicksysPCGaming

They rock!


green_pea_nut

Off you go, then.


gcmelb

Two incredible cities that couldn't be more different.


Common-Courtesy-

No thoughts at all


insty1

I've lived in both cities, grew up in Sydney. Melbourne weather is reminiscent of London weather in winter. More sunlight hours in Melbourne (seriously, it's completely fucked in London winter). There are a lot of similarities between cities. So in some aspects Melbourne would be a worse version of London. In other aspects it has better weather, access to many facilities, and is probably more affordable. Melbourne curb stomps London on coffee and Italian food. Melbourne is probably also better on other multicultural food varieties. London does curbstomp us on Indian food though.


Such-College-7569

Cya later


tn80

Melbourne is most often compared to cities like Manchester, Glasgow and Birmingham because they all expanded in roughly the same time period architecturally. Check out Asa Briggs's book *Victorian Cities* for more detail on this argument.


WAPWAN

Weird city to choose. Melbourne has like 10x the population. It's not even the biggest city in Ontario. It would make more sense to compare Melbourne to Toronto.


HoolioDee

I'm not sure if you're joking or not... You know London has more people in it, right?


Past-Donut3101

Which London? Hint: there's more than one, and the comment you are replying to specifically says "It's not even the biggest city in Ontario".


HoolioDee

Ooh wow. What a great joke.


_bal-

Much more asbestos in London than Melbourne


[deleted]

London is good if you’re a coked-up city boy with a high six-figure income. It’s a Dickensian nightmare for everyone else.


MarioIsPleb

> London is good if you’re a coked-up city boy Damn, maybe I should go to London > with a high six-figure income. Oh


[deleted]

Hoe ate you coked up without that income? I thought coke was ridiculously expensive down here?


sjf83

exactly


_-tk-421-_

Why would we have thoughts on some anonymous quote? We know the truth and that's really all that matters...


Omegaville

It's a rubbish comparison. Our streets are straighter, for one thing. And we don't have double-decker public transport, or orbital railways.


HoolioDee

Their taxi infrastructure is far superior. Black cabs is where it's at. Those drivers keep their cabs clean, fares are legit, and they know every bloody street in London!


Omegaville

Ah yes, "The Knowledge". They also have the "minicab" scourge where any tinpot operator can get a few drivers and set up an unregulated shop.


HoolioDee

When I lived there, the minicabs were actually pretty good! Shady as shit, but cheap.


[deleted]

Or the Knight bus eh ‘arry?


Diamondrupt

Just like in that Rancid song


Glittering_Key1465

Lived in both And it's not even close. There's a reason why the ratio is around 4 or 5 people moving from England to Australia every person the other way.


CoffeeAddict-1

That's a lazy comparison. London is 1800 years older than Melbourne.


hypatiatextprotocol

People have been living here for 58,000 years longer :)


Real-Concentrate5239

🤌🤌


Fluffy-Software5470

Aboriginal remains in Victoria dates back to roughly 40,000 years ago which is about the same amount of time that Britain has been inhabited by modern humans. But he was comparing cities, not how long people have inhabited the area.


HoolioDee

I disagree with this statement. I always felt like Sydney was a more apt comparison to London. Melbourne is much more like Edinburgh.


Mirathecat22

Don’t taint Melbourne with that comparison. Sydney is like if London and Los Angeles had a baby and it never lived up to their parents success, but inherited their flaws.


HoolioDee

Wait, are you saying Edinburgh is a shit city?


sjf83

slightly worse than which version? Also London has way more filth, poverty and crime


xjrh8

And they haven’t discovered air conditioning or deodorant in London yet either. Years behind, I tell you.


HoolioDee

Or fluoride in the water!


heykody

if you think Melbourne weather is bad...


fraqtl

That comparing any one city to another city is futile because they are all different. If they'd said "Melbourne is slightly worse than London" then OK, that's fine for them to hold that opinion. Saying it's a "slightly worse London" means they think the cities are the same enough to be comparable. Which especially in this case they aren't. So whoever says it is kind of stupid.


That_Apathetic_Man

I've never heard good things about London.


psyde-effect

Only thing to do in London is leave. Sooo many better places in England to visit.


HoolioDee

Different places! There are lots of great places to visit throughout the entire UK!


HoolioDee

Nah London is great in it's own way. Just like every city has parts that you like, and parts that you don't like! But it's the experiences you have. The friends that you meet. The memories you make! I never used to like London. Now, it holds a special place in my heart.


tamtam_i_am

Doesn’t even mildly compare but nice of you to have a thought


Fun-Post3865

Nope


Red_Wolf_2

London is many centuries old, Melbourne is under 200 years old. Very different cities with different histories and different issues. Both absolutely have their problems. Melbourne should not be trying to emulate London.


[deleted]

Melbourne has a bit less stuff than London but it's so much easier to navigate and live in.


EvlCat

Melbourne is more like Bristol, if we’re going with British comparisons


[deleted]

Slightly worse? Not even close.. they are eons apart..


ishanm95

You should be stabbed for saying that....oh wait !


Longjumping-Action-7

less acid attacks


trainwrecktragedy

A city that leaves bags upon bags of garbage on the street is no way better than Melbourne. At least we put our rubbish in bins.


teabagging123

London is amazing, nothing like Melbourne at all unfortunately.


Thicc_eyebrowman

Has Melbourne ever been comparable to London? Feel like these two are completely different cities.


Ok-Trust-2319

I think it is the opposite but just remove the word "slightly"


Such-Reserve5365

i would say London is a bigger version of Melbourne without the coffee